User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.
Cleverbot: Are آپ really typing now یا is it all computerised.
User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do آپ wear? I wear a size 13. آپ look like a 9 یا ... What, like an 8?
Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!
User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.
Cleverbot: Do آپ think all these سوالات are coming from 1 person?
User: آپ keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as آپ used to be.
User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.
Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! آپ are a machine. Why can't آپ accept this?