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WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BOYFRIEND BREAKS UP WITH YOU?

posted by ShiningsTar542

As many of آپ girls out there know who have gone through this, all آپ want to do after a break-up is cry...

آپ want to cry because آپ are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my advice and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your دوستوں every day. Do NOT stay ہوم alone یا آپ will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make آپ feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. آپ could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your پسندیدہ dessert, یا go to a movie یا a کنسرٹ with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old تصاویر of the two of آپ یا stay ہوم listening to love songs. آپ have to اقدام on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

Advice sent in سے طرف کی Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)

deathding, blackpanther666 and 13 others like this

Lizzy-ILoveJB =D Awsome!!!!!!! And soooooo true!!!!

AlxanderRfan Its true, dont stay home, if ya do that, you will become depressed. (:

ShiningsTar542 yuppppp for sure!!! hope u loved my advice

softballqueen tht a gd idea

jackie12 best adivce ever!!:)

ilovepercy another one GET OVER IT!!!

cmrm I agree with ilovepercy.

ShiningsTar542 if ur heart was broken cz of breaking up with ur bf,so its too hard to get over it...these advices learn u how to get over it

SoccerChick13 Very true becuz it happens to me too :9

vanessa100 Love it....!!(:

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MSPS16 & Julianna Guill

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Weight Loss Program

posted by Bluekait

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The اگلے day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 سال old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If آپ can catch me, آپ can have me."

Without a سیکنڈ thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the اگلے four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

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Go after your dreams and don't give up (inspiring quote i wrote)

posted by koolkat-1104

i wanna tell آپ something and آپ better listen good here.If there's something آپ really enjoy and آپ have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your دل because your دل will lead آپ to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage آپ and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage آپ and tell آپ that آپ are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage آپ to follow آپ dreams and will believe in you.They will want آپ to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

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Facts About Red Heads

posted by E-Scope90

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.

Approximately 1-2% of humans, یا about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into vampires after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red یا blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” یا during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

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random jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This بتھ, مرغابی walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do آپ have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the بتھ, مرغابی leaves.

The اگلے day, the بتھ, مرغابی returns and asks, "Do آپ have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the بتھ, مرغابی leaves.

The دن after that, the بتھ, مرغابی walks in the store again and asks "Do آپ have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told آپ no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if آپ come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

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WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM آپ KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

posted by milorox18

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read سوالات aloud, debate your جوابات with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that آپ can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this سوال on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

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How To Annoy People At A Funeral (not that آپ would want to XD)

posted by slytherin360

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with آپ
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until آپ find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit آپ first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of آپ shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give آپ a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...