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Just copy it, خارج my responses and add your own. Post the results in the تبصرے if آپ like. Yeah I know this should be an answer but it wouldn't fit there. Yes, I'm also aware that mine sounds kind of lame.


Write Down Ten Random Characters.
1.Damon Washington
2. Louis Fitch
3. John Stone
4. Captain
5. Maureen Mason
6. Shaggy Rodgers
7. Ariana Sanchez
8. Jesse Longford
9. Vikram Mahajan
10. Velma Dinkley
Four invites Three and Eight to رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا at their own house. What happens?
Stone and Longford: Fitch?
Captain: Who?
Longford: So you’re not Fitch?
Captain: No.
آپ need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One یا Six?
Me: This is pretty easy, no offense Damon, but you’ve got the crying baby and the annoying, I mean nice wife. Shaggy would be a good choice if I really want to get some sleep.
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Velma: *very lost walking along, opens up random door* Ahhh! What the…this is not the library!
Fitch: *to Sanchez* I told آپ we should have locked the door.
Sanchez: *extremely embarrassed* اگلے time we will.
Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Me, Stone, Shaggy and Longford: What the…?! No way, this سوال will be trashed! *turn to each other laughing* Jinx!
Four jumps آپ in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, یا seven?
Captain: *jumps out from behind crate* BOO!
Me: What the…? Captain, یا is it…no never mind definitely Captain.
Captain: Affirmative.
Fitch: *runs into alley, gun drawn* Hey! Let her go! *sees Captain’s face* Who are you? Why do آپ look like me?
Me: Time for introductions, Captain, Fitch. Fitch, Captain. You’re both characters played سے طرف کی the same actor, Michael Imperioli, that’s why آپ look alike.
Fitch: Wait, what do آپ mean we’re characters? A character is fictional.
Me: I’m sorry, it had to come out sooner یا later. Didn’t آپ ever wonder why آپ can never remember what happens on days other than Tuesday? And Captain, weren’t آپ ever curious why آپ don’t have a first and last name, یا why آپ can never discover what yellow fever is?
Captain and Fitch: *both look like I’ve gave them some profound insight*
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen منٹ later, what happens?
Washington: Great I have a new baby AND I have to do a cooking show? How am I supposed to manage? *takes burnt پیزا out of the oven*
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, یا Nine. Who do they choose?
Stone: Oh this is just sick, it’s all dudes.
Longford: I'll se pensate che permetteva di sposarsi, voi sei malato. (If آپ think I’ll marry you, you’re sick.) *leaves*
Mahajan: No way, dude! *also leaves*
Captain: * wonders out loud, kind of talking to me* I wonder what Michael Imperioli would do in a situation like this?
Me: آپ know, I actually don’t know, he’s played a lot of mobster characters so maybe…
Stone: *interrupts annoyed* Who the hell is this Michael guy آپ bought up and what does what you’re talking about even mean?
Me: It means you’ll be dead soon.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Sanchez: * to Fitch* Okay, I’ll try to be polite here, I’m not going to hold a gun to your head یا anything, but I do have to handcuff you. *grins, dangles handcuffs*
Mason: *about to walk in to demand Sanchez sets Fitch free. تبصرہ directed towards me* They’re enjoying this way too much aren’t they?
Me: Yeah, sorry.
Mason: آپ corrupted my team!
Me: As a shipper of the two of them, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity.
Mason: Well I’m not going in there, even if I’m supposed to demand ransom.
Me: I wouldn’t either.
Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Stone: What did I do? I don’t deserve to die!
Me: Well I really don’t like you!
Stone: Why? *to others* Guys, آپ won’t believe this physco girl will you?
*everybody nods yes simultaneously*
Me: I don’t like آپ because you’re a pretty boy and آپ come in between my سیکنڈ پسندیدہ couple.
Stone: Fine, I’ll stop chasing Sanchez if آپ don’t kill me.
Me: I don’t believe آپ *shoots him* Nobody says anything, we’re gonna make this look like a mob killing. *waves gun in others faces* Nobody says anything!
Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?
Longford: Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding, آپ invited Stone!
Sanchez: And I’m guessing he’ll be a no show.
Longford: Then maybe آپ can uninvite him and invite me instead?
Fitch and Sanchez: *consider this* Maybe.
Longford: Really guys, I invited آپ to my…okay actually I didn’t but the reason was I didn’t know آپ at the time!
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Shaggy: Oh my gosh, your hair! It’s so long and black!
Sanchez:* to me* Is this really why he’s scared of me?
Me: I couldn’t think of anything better.
Sanchez: How about either I have a gun یا most people think my fiancée is nuts?
Me: I’m not insulting Fitch, but the gun thing might work.
Shaggy: *starts panicking again* Zoinks! آپ have a gun! A gun! *repeats a gun over and over*
Me and Sanchez: We get it already!
Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?
Mahajan: Sorry I’m late I uh Mason made me fill out lots of papers.
Fitch: Mason’s right over there, and آپ didn’t have a case, so آپ didn’t have any paperwork.
Mahajan: Okay, I admit it I hate weddings. Marriage is icky. (not the best thing to say to the groom)
Fitch: O_O
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Mason:*lecturing me* آپ never fill out your paperwork at the precinct, you’re a very bad detective! Come to think of it, آپ never دکھائیں up for work either.
Me: But that’s because I’m not a detective, I’m not even out of high school…
Mahajan: *slurred* Don’t lie to the Lieutenant, Detective, it makes her very angry.
Me: But I’m not a detective!
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Mahajan: *To Sanchez* So I guess I have to kill you.
Me: Wait, wait you’re not supposed warn her!
Sanchez: Yeah, but I guess I’m not complaining.
Me: Okay, lets just trash this سوال shall we?
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One یا themselves?
Shaggy: Like Zoinks! It’s a, it’s a…
Washington: *rolls eyes* It’s your own reflection Shaggy.
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Longford: *looks through bags* Umm Stone, آپ packed food right?
Stone: I thought آپ packed food.
Longford: No that was your job! Forget this, I’m going to Italy.
Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
Mahajan: What happened to my boss?! She didn’t deserve this! Who will take care of her daughters!
The کوئز is over. سے طرف کی the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Mason: Where are Fitch and Sanchez? *turns to me* آپ know where they are, right?
Me: Yeah, but I’m a bit too lazy to figure it out, they’re probably on their honeymoon and آپ really don’t want me to go into detail on that.
posted by BlackSunshine
Lol I found this on the internet.

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If آپ yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, آپ would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If آپ fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's مزید like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my اگلے life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a دیوار uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok let me tell آپ 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy


1)Put your arm around a person آپ don't know

2)Then twirl another random persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a random persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool singing the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and دکھائیں them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a random person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
posted by Mallory101
1. If آپ are right handed, آپ will tend to chew your food on your right side. If آپ are left handed, آپ will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If آپ stop getting thirsty, آپ need to drink مزید water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep آپ from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz جملہ معیاری is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best یا nothing”.


6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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posted by 789703011
1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
home

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like آپ back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes آپ happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person آپ cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If آپ could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this کوئز

11. If آپ MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all day...
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posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady....
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1
LADY GAGA

2
TAYLOR SWIFT

3
EMINEM

4
LADY ANTEBELLUM

5
KE$HA

6
USHER

7
THE BLACK EYED PEAS

8
JUSTIN BIEBER

9
RIHANNA

10
DRAKE

11
KATY PERRY

12
SUSAN BOYLE


13
JASON DERULO

14
B.O.B

15
TAIO CRUZ


16
TRAIN

17
LUDACRIS

18
TREY SONGZ
    

19
MICHAEL BUBLE

20
LIL WAYNE

21
ALICIA KEYS

22
BRUNO MARS


23
CARRIE UNDERWOOD

24
MILEY CYRUS


25
ZAC BROWN BAND

26
JAY-Z


27
ADAM LAMBERT

28
MICHAEL JACKSON

29
YOUNG MONEY

30
ANDREA BOCELLI

31
IYAZ

32
OWL CITY

33
JOHN MAYER

34
MIKE POSNER

35
NICKI MINAJ

36

JASON ALDEAN

37
GLEE CAST

38
JAY SEAN

39
SELENA GOMEZ

40
MIRANDA LAMBERT

41
THE SCRIPT

42
TIMBALAND

43
ONEREPUBLIC

44
SNOOP DOGG

45
DAVID GUETTA

46
SADE

47
SUGARLAND

48
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS...
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Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope آپ like it.



Need You


INTRO:
(Hey ارے Hey)
Hear what I say
I need آپ I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres مزید to life.
Than waiting, for آپ to realize.
(What آپ need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for آپ to call back
(But آپ never...
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