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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED سے طرف کی RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can خارج the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused سے طرف کی Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle آپ with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a دل attack; his دل lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

deathding, lalaland101 and 3 others like this

Invader-Tak I only posted this because me and my group of friends were joking about Chuck Norris. LOL :D

Delilah_Scruggs LOL. I love them! A couple I had heard before but not most of them. :D

Invader-Tak If you know more, tell me, I can add them on!

silvaze9 chuck norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries

-BlazeTheCat- Chuck Norris can ignore Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak's girth.

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What to Do if آپ Have No Life for Dummies

posted by FloraorStella

So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach آپ what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF آپ HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if آپ have no life, آپ know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if آپ do it, you'll have a life. And if آپ have a life, then آپ wouldn't...

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Writing Fanpop مضامین 101 (An Actual Serious Guide)

posted by deathding

Good دن Fanpoppers, I hope everyone's doing well! :)

So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some advice to others on how I make Fanpop articles.

I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years writing content on Fanpop.

Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D

Pro Tip #1: Grammar

Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the love of all that is holy,...

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سب, سب سے اوپر 6 most annoying movie cliche's of these days

posted by Canada24

#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..

#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.

#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe آپ can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..

#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
آپ have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!

#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?

#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.

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Super Smash Bros Player "Hyuga" Accused Of Sexual Harassment

posted by deathding

Cristian "Hyuga" Medina

First off, this is NOT an مضمون I wanted to make. It really infuriates me how something like this can happen in such an innocent community, but hey, I'm just bringing this hear to spread the word and give my opinion the subject.

Basically, for those of آپ who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player سے طرف کی the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty...

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My سب, سب سے اوپر 5 پسندیدہ Undertale Characters

posted by Famegurl754

Hello there, random people of this bitchy site, Fanpop, (for shits and giggles that was a joke, idiot.) I am here to present آپ my سب, سب سے اوپر 5 undertale characters!

Well, I've gotten into the Undertale fandom about a ماہ پہلے and I've liked a few characters and... just... yeah, it was a pretty cool game... so, here are a few shits before i start with the list.

And no, Sans یا Papyrus isn't gonna be on this list, goddamnit.

There are no minibosses یا bosses in this list, I might make a separate فہرست for some shit like that.

And this is opinion based, your mother taught آپ how to respect people's opinions,...

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Arrow S1 کچھی سینڈوچ (#4)

posted by TheMagicLoki

کچھی سینڈوچ has returned! I mean, technically, I گیا کیا پوسٹ the last one 2 days ago, but since that's 5 days after I meant to have it done, the کچھی Sandwiches are returning to schedule. Hopefully forever. Anyways, it's TV دکھائیں week, and since no TV دکھائیں suggestions have been made thus far, I picked my own پسندیدہ show, Arrow! Enjoy! :)

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A کچھی on Elm سٹریٹ, گلی (#3)

posted by TheMagicLoki

Well, it's not even close to on schedule, but here it is. I previously stated it would be on time, then changed it to Thursday, then finished it on Thursday but forgot to لوڈ اپ it for three days. Better late than never, though. Hope آپ enjoy!

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A دن In The Life Of A Fanpop User

posted by deathding

ارے everyone....It's AnimuLuvr21, and I'm a bit shy. >___>

So I found this site called Fanpop....Uh, and I'm gonna دکھائیں آپ guys my experience with the site and give it a grade at the end. I hope آپ guys like me....Sorry I'm so coy. :(

So let's make an account first, okay? :)

Alright, we're online now. Yahoo! ^_^

So first things first, let's go to the عملی حکمت club and see what's going on. :)

Aw, why is that kid being so mean? :( Oh well....

Hey, apparently there's some عملی حکمت polls, let's answer a few! :) This one's asking me how many عملی حکمت I've watched, hmm....I can't quite remember,...

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کچھی سینڈوچ #2: Surrogates

posted by TheMagicLoki

Behold, the سیکنڈ installment of the کچھی سینڈوچ series! This time, it's Surrogates! It's a little shorter than what I want to be the norm, but it's here, which is better than I did last week. But that's aside from the point. Remember to leave suggestions in the comments! Hope آپ enjoy! :)

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کچھی سینڈوچ #1: سٹار, ستارہ Wars

posted by TheMagicLoki

Here it is! The first episode of کچھی Sandwich! Hope آپ enjoy viewing this as much as I enjoyed making it! It might not be as good as آپ were hoping, so feel free to provide criticism if آپ think it would improve the series.

And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)

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Men should be able to wear a larger variety of clothes

posted by andy10B

I love skirts and dresses. They are so pretty. Every woman walks down looking good in them no matter who they are. I could wear any of those dresses and skirts that anyone from kim Kardashian wears to the سکرٹ, گھیرنا that older women wear across the street. I would wear one on a daily basis but there is a problem I'm a man.

Men can only wear trousers and shorts, if anyone sees a man in a سکرٹ, گھیرنا یا a dress it is considered wierd یا stupid. But is it? A سروے i took on this club of 20 people, 75% کہا yes to say that men should wear womens clothes and still be men and I am one of them.

Most people would...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Get A Fanpop Medal GUARANTEED! :D

posted by deathding

(NOTE: This entire مضمون is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

Hey everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other دن on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my پروفائل really quick to see if I got a medal........

Gerard Way

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My review of THE GALLOWS... (spoilers).

posted by Canada24

I'm not saying this is a perfect movie.
But it's actually a surprisingly GOOD movie.

It starts off on On October 29, 1993 where the parents of Charlie Grimille record him as he is part of the SCHOOL PLAY.

During the play, Charlie is put on a fake noose, as part of the play. But suddenly the trap door opens, like آپ see in real noose sets, but it is soon revealed that this was NOT be part of the act. And Charlie is accidentally hung for real.

20 years later however, students at the same school resurrect the failed play as a misguided attempt to honor the accident.

A student named Reese Houser...

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So a Fanpop review?

posted by egyptprincess7

ارے there! So I am going to be making a review on Fanpop (*looks at عنوان of article* Thanks Captain Obvious! xD)
Anyways, here it is. Sorry if it might seem too short یا too long.

I've been on Fanpop since 2010. (Yay for 6 years~)
Anyways, this site has ranged from being super active to somewhat active to hardly active. Like right now, it's really not that active and it is honestly boring now. I mean back in 2010 it had much مزید enjoyable things. Plus the chat system and all. The trolls weren't that bad.

Actually they were quite amusing back then. Now they just are completely boring and wasting...

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Response To Kicksomebut23-Internet Arguments

posted by deathding

Let's do this.

So my marvelous friend سے طرف کی the name of Kicksomebut23 just made an مضمون on this club about why arguments on the internet often lead to pointless and annoying scenarios, and I'm here to review it because she wanted me to.

Also, I'm sorry if I talk kind of weird because it's pretty difficult to commentate when someone's holding a چھری to your throat.

Kicksomebut23: KEEP GOING...... >:)

Jared: YES MASTER! D':

So uh, here آپ go?

"Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs."

And our lefts, and our rights, and our diagonal up-lefts. XD

(I apologize for that.)

"Some people don't care for...

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Why is Arguing Not a Good Thing ON THE INTERNET.

posted by kicksomebut23

>Introduction

Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs. Some people don't care for arguing, some people like to argue, and some people try to avoid arguments. I do not like arguing because, I feel like it's not worth my time and unnecessary. In this discussion, I will interpret reasons why arguing on the internet is not good. I'm not trying to force anyone to stop arguing on the internet. This your decision,rather if آپ do right یا wrong.

1.Forcing یا Arguing About Opinions

What is the point of arguing یا forcing an opinion continuously? Opinions are just feelings that do not...

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Monkey Drop Kicks A Guy Who Gave It The Finger

posted by aslamali

Don't mess with this monkey.

Footage from a security camera is کہا to دکھائیں a young man in Shimla, India, giving the finger to one of the area's famously belligerent monkeys. And as آپ might expect, the monkey is having none of it.

It drop kicks the man right in the head, knocking him to the ground.

The man, however, appears to be OK after the attack as he gets up and walks off.

Shimla's monkeys are known to cause problems for both tourists and locals visiting the Jakhoo temple, which is dedicated to the monkey god Hanuman.

"The monkeys of Shimla are not pleasant animals, they roam around in gangs...