This is a فہرست of rules for the internet I found on link
. Just for laughs :)
1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If آپ enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. آپ must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The مزید beautiful and pure a thing is, the مزید satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The مزید آپ hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. آپ must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. آپ must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. آپ will never have sex.
27. It needs مزید Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be مزید fucked up shit than what آپ just saw.
29. آپ can not divide سے طرف کی zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL آپ STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...
*/b/ is the random فورم on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....