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posted by MrOrange16
This is a فہرست of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If آپ enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. آپ must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The مزید beautiful and pure a thing is, the مزید satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The مزید آپ hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. آپ must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. آپ must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. آپ will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs مزید Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be مزید fucked up shit than what آپ just saw.
29. آپ can not divide سے طرف کی zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL آپ STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...

*/b/ is the random فورم on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....
If آپ could see inside my heart
Then آپ will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep آپ hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the آگ کے, آگ we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...
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It's all the same
Only the names will change
Everyday
It seems we're wastin' away

Another place
Where the faces are so cold
I drive all night
Just to get back home

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead یا alive
Wanted
Dead یا alive

Sometimes I sleep
Sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet
Always go their separate ways

Sometimes آپ tell the day
By the bottle that آپ drink
And times when you're alone
When all آپ do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead یا alive
Wanted
(Wanted)
Dead یا alive

Ohh alright
Ay

Oh I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or...
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In a time, in a place
In a world, they forgot
Lives the دل of me
A part that just won't die
Just a boy, not a man
Sent to war, in a land
They کہا we'd fight for their freedom
But I felt like a hired hand

Sometimes I have to find my way
Sometimes I have to get away

Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road

Working hard, for a pass
Got the night, make it last
It was a night to remember
All my life I would never forget
In a bar, breathing smoke
Snorting whiskey, drinking coke
It was a time when no one would die
And there wasn't a care

Sometimes I wish it was that way
‘Cause sometimes I have to get away...
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In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love

Young and wired
Set to explode in the heat
You won't tire
‘Cause baby was born with the beat
Take آپ higher than you've ever known
Then drive آپ down to your knees
I pick آپ up when you've had enough
You been burned baby lessons learned

In and out of love
Hear what I'm saying
In and out of love
It's the way that we're playing
In and out of love
Too much is never enough
She's gonna get ya

Running wild
When me and my boys hit the streets
Right on time
She's here to make my night complete
Then I'm long...
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Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my دل for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the آگ کے, آگ but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...
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Shot through the دل
It's all part of the game that we call love

Would آپ be content to see me crying
After all those little games آپ put me through
After all I've done for آپ you're lying
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're gonna take a fall
I gave آپ everything
Now here's the curtain call

Am I’m
Shot through the دل as I lay there alone
In the dark through the heart
It's all part of the game that we call love

Now you've come back here to say you're sorry, ha
I don't know who you're talking to
It could be the man I used to be, girl
I've grown up and now I'm...
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What مزید can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, ارے but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I love her)
That I love her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are آپ ready for سیکنڈ yet?"

"Are آپ going to come again اگلے time?"

"It's a little dry, do آپ still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do آپ think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by Gmillsap02
At the end of series 3, آپ never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be اگلے in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well آپ know that face یا a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If آپ don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of آپ don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy کہا she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge مفن, چپاتی on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I love آپ sugar
Yeah this is what آپ do
When آپ run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make آپ stay
You’re the only one that keeps me singing la la la
I love to smell your t-shirt
I like the way آپ are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what آپ do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what آپ do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how آپ do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...
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Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who آپ playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
You were supposed to be there سے طرف کی my side

When آپ say that آپ want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need آپ baby
Would آپ even try to save me
Or would آپ find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I کہا I love you
Would آپ be the one to run to
Or would آپ watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
I could trip and you’d let...
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Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that آپ want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything آپ choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make آپ happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this love we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...
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I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy آپ are
You’re a talented kind of boy آپ are
And that’s just the kind of boy آپ are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the موسیقی plays
Headstrong, can آپ feel the beat
Melt down, can آپ feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can آپ feel the beat
Melt down, can آپ feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...
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Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, ارے boy
Gotta make آپ mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, ارے boy
You’re really laid back and آپ play it smooth
Hey boy, ارے boy
I see the way آپ اقدام from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish آپ knew, what آپ do
I can’t take my eyes off...
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I’m not the girl that آپ see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what آپ need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what آپ get is what آپ see
And I can’t be any مزید than what I am
Love me for me یا don’t love me (Or don’t love me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who آپ want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...
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Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no سوال chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us kissing like that
We don’t need no مزید that he کہا she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us kissing like that
We don’t need no مزید that he کہا she said
He کہا girl...
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posted by randomgirl3000
Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time یا due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors یا teaching assistance, your friends, your family یا school counselors. سے طرف کی having a reliable network of support, آپ allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course آپ don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights پہلے and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate writing skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? مزید like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
Am sure آپ all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people سے طرف کی where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out ویڈیوز about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that سے طرف کی just looking at the title, آپ know it was made سے طرف کی someone who lacks a soul. here is the عنوان of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when آپ think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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