Random Article: Rules of the Internet

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posted by MrOrange16

This is a فہرست of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)

1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If آپ enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. آپ must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The مزید beautiful and pure a thing is, the مزید satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The مزید آپ hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. آپ must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. آپ must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. آپ will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs مزید Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be مزید fucked up shit than what آپ just saw.
29. آپ can not divide سے طرف کی zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL آپ STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...

*/b/ is the random فورم on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 4 others like this

CornChips Lol I posted a picture of the rules already :D it's in here somewhere

MrOrange16 @CornChips These are the rules of the internet according to Urban Dictionary. Your picture of the rules may be a little different depending on where you got it from. Rules #1, 2, and 34 are always the same, though :)

ponyboyjohnny rule 16 is B.S.

Canada24's سب, سب سے اوپر eight underrated films:

posted by Canada24

#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated یا misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Disney had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. یا Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable..

#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris Stuckmann کہا it was....

In-Indie - 1979 Revolution: Black Friday

posted by Windwakerguy430

This review is going to be… a bit harder to talk about. So I bought a game called Revolution 1979: Black Friday, a game that is based on the actual Black Friday of 1979 where thousands of protestors were shot and killed for protesting against their ruler. It was the darkest moment during the Iranian Revolution but is practically never discussed outside of the country. That is where 1979 Revolution comes to discuss matters.

1979 Revolution follows the experience of Reza Shirazi as he is interrogated for information on his involvement with the revolution and his connections to the groups...

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NikPiks QuikPiks - What Punk Actually Means

posted by Windwakerguy430

So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those فلمیں and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing مزید than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...

My favourite scene in Mirror Mirror

posted by andy10B

The one thing missing in Snow White and the seven dwarfs is any communication between Snow White and the Evil Queen . Unlike in Disney's Cinderella and tangled all of whom are step mum verses step daughter. Two different people Snow White kind, happy and a giving person, whilst the Queen is a harsh, mean and only cares for herself.

In Mirror Mirror there is a brilliant دکھانا of this in one of the first scenes.

So Snow White is 18 today. She is sad, lonely and bored in her bedroom, a bird pops in and so Snow White feeds it, then she hears a fanfare coming from downstairs. Snow gets excited...

Elijah Jones set for new album promotion in September?

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, 2019 album? and K-12?

Recently, Jones had released an interesting pastel and aesthetic looking تصویر on his channel with his name entitled on it. The pastel تصویر was of a تکیا and quotes expressing "I haven't gone anywhere... I've been teasing. I don't know if آپ guys are ready for what is about to be in store.."

We think that Jones's اگلے promotional album will actually be K-12 سے طرف کی Melanie Martinez. As subjected from a پرستار account. This would make sense because in January 2019 Jones released a piano song entitled "Teddy Bear" it is a referenced look to the new surprise promotion this year.

Upon the quotes....

Michael Sheen on The Great Comic Relief Bake Off

added by Blaze1213IsBack

Animated Movies, as well as Heroes and Villains of the سال 2000 Scorecards

posted by 99148770

There are the فہرست of Animated فلمیں of the سال 2000 Scorecard.

There is the opinion of the scorecard, no matter, When آپ love, like, neutral, dislike یا hate the movies.

List:

*Chicken Run (Aardman) - Love
*Rugrats In Paris: The Movie (Nickelodeon) - Love
*The Emperor's New Groove (Disney) - Like
*The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks) - Like

There are the فہرست of Animated Movie Protagonists of the سال 2000 Scorecard.

List:

*Ginger The Hen (Chicken Run, Aardman) - Love
*Chuckie Finster (Rugrats In Paris: The Movie, Nickelodeon) - Love
*Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove, Disney) - Neutral
*Tulio and Miguel...

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NikPiks - Into the Spiderverse: An Animated Masterpiece

posted by Windwakerguy430

Date: December 2017. A new trailer for Spider-Man is announced, a film known as Into the Spiderverse. The trailer looks insane and I’m already hyped. I can’t wait to see Peter Parker in his first theatrical animated feature…. Oh, it’s Miles Morales, the guy who was in a lot of really, really bad comic books… O-Oh, okay. Well, from what I see, Sony is making it. What other animated features did they make this year……… آپ all know what. So yeah, Sony, Miles, my confidence in Hollywood at its lowest point possible… Yeah, I see nothing but good. But wait… Phil Lord and Chris...

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A Somewhat Thing: 1. Room of Useless Memories

posted by pLaStIcSUNDAE

"Let...me...out."

"Let. M-me. In."

Number 05 fell back into a lean against the stony, plain gray دیوار behind her, still attempting to focus the blurriness in her swollen right eye. Though she herself couldn't see it, she knew that it probably looked just as bad as it felt.
Meanwhile, her good eye could still see the man who sat in the middle of the small box of a room, the flickering light above them swinging back and forth dismally.
She could see the back of his head shifting, large lumps crawling around frantically beneath his scalp like a house full of rats under a pale and stained comforter....

project blue beam

posted by MeiMisty

by Serge Monast
Originally Published 1994

from EducateYourSelf Website

Serge Monast and another journalist, both of whom were researching Project Blue Beam, died of "heart attacks" within weeks of each other although neither had a history of دل disease. Serge was in Canada.

The other Canadian journalist was visiting Ireland. Prior to his death, the Canadian government abducted Serge’s daughter in an attempt to dissuade him from pursuing his research into Project Blue Beam.

His daughter was never returned. Pseudo-heart attacks are one of the alleged methods of death induced سے طرف کی Project...

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3 SCARIEST Japanese URBAN LEGENDS in Gacha Life

added by Blaze1213IsBack

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Elijah Jones - New Album?, Everything آپ need to know.

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue

The Kinlee and Elijah trend long overdue hasn't made such an outbreak in the سال 2019. The trend died down early 2018 after Jones's "Forgive To Forget" album released back in early 2017. Soon after Jones promoted its twin album "Brave Enough" سے طرف کی Lindsey Stirling, released in the third trimester of 2016.

Currently, Jones hasn't announced new album updates. Much سے طرف کی which he hasn't hardly کہا anything since releasing his third and final book "The Entwine Series: Entrap" back in July 2018. With little information we can only wildly guess whether یا not his اگلے supposedly album will spark the...

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Elijah Jones - Gives up the "Kinlee And Elijah" Trend.

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of آپ who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the Brave Enough album he promoted in August 2016.

Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in سوال on whether یا not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his اگلے "supposedly" 2019 album.

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How I Think My New پسندیدہ Characters Would Do In A Horror Movie (REPOST)

posted by zanhar1

Repost with my new پسندیدہ characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another مضمون like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my پسندیدہ characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C مزید than characters...

Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Christmas

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a میز, جدول in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before Christmas was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If آپ haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time آپ begin now.

Song (Start at 1:19): link

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A scare بانگ spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in Halloween decor.

Reapers: *Singing*...

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Burger King Foot لیٹش, کاہو کے پتّے

posted by SilentForce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what آپ get. A 4channer uploaded a تصویر anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the لیٹش, کاہو کے پتّے آپ eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 منٹ later, the Burger King in سوال was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...

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Very brief تفصیل of dyslexia... (no joke, took 5 minutes)

posted by 2ntyOnePilots

Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, یا reflected, moving یا different colors for you.

Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different colors for you.

Dyslexia is a brain-based condition. It causes difficulty with reading, spelling, writing and sometimes speaking. In people with dyslexia, the brain has trouble recognizing یا processing certain types of information. ... Like other types of learning and attention issues, dyslexia is a lifelong condition.

See captions of pictures^

why do y’all still care about grammar in the سال of our lord 2018

posted by sadleech

because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because آپ associate it with education and think that the مزید educated آپ are the better آپ are? because being educated automatically makes آپ an athority on whatever آپ wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have...

Canada24 reviews HALLOWEEN 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH

posted by Canada24

Welcome of my Halloween inspired movie reviews.

I been reading many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Halloween review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the فلمیں became worse and worse.. Even after Halloween H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....

The Nut House Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. آپ can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 8: Going Too Far

Song: link

Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What...