1. آپ fall down the stairs.
2. A درخت falls down on you.
3. A لاما spits in your face.
4. آپ eat i poisioned cookie.
5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.
6. آپ are making out with a person and then آپ trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.
8. Your تکیا gets a face and bites آپ head off.
9. Your dog stands up and says I hate آپ and then runs away.
10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, آپ get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that آپ are going to die, then آپ die.
11. When آپ are dieing your crush says that he hate you.
12. A تیتلی attacks you.
13. A stove gets up walkes into your room, puts on a fire, and when آپ wake up آپ are ashes.
14. Your grandma forces آپ into watching and oldies show.
15. آپ are on a cruise and someone pushes آپ off the side of a boat.
16. A شارک swallows آپ and آپ live in his stomach until he poops آپ out along with مچھلی guts.
17. آپ wake up to your least پسندیدہ song on and your least پسندیدہ person is their above آپ singing that song.
18. Santa comes into your house and says that آپ have been a bad girl and that آپ don't get any presents.
19. A بھیڑوں, بھیڑ starts talking in s shreck voice and when he starts to talk he says "I just farted!"
20. آپ just had a bad day... no explination.
2. A درخت falls down on you.
3. A لاما spits in your face.
4. آپ eat i poisioned cookie.
5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.
6. آپ are making out with a person and then آپ trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.
8. Your تکیا gets a face and bites آپ head off.
9. Your dog stands up and says I hate آپ and then runs away.
10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, آپ get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that آپ are going to die, then آپ die.
11. When آپ are dieing your crush says that he hate you.
12. A تیتلی attacks you.
13. A stove gets up walkes into your room, puts on a fire, and when آپ wake up آپ are ashes.
14. Your grandma forces آپ into watching and oldies show.
15. آپ are on a cruise and someone pushes آپ off the side of a boat.
16. A شارک swallows آپ and آپ live in his stomach until he poops آپ out along with مچھلی guts.
17. آپ wake up to your least پسندیدہ song on and your least پسندیدہ person is their above آپ singing that song.
18. Santa comes into your house and says that آپ have been a bad girl and that آپ don't get any presents.
19. A بھیڑوں, بھیڑ starts talking in s shreck voice and when he starts to talk he says "I just farted!"
20. آپ just had a bad day... no explination.
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up جے leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up جے leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely random things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as آپ can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as آپ can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend آپ try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as آپ can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as آپ can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend آپ try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The سب, سب سے اوپر six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as آپ have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command یا File Name" is about as informative as
"If آپ don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as آپ make a commitment to one, آپ find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as آپ have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command یا File Name" is about as informative as
"If آپ don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as آپ make a commitment to one, آپ find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around آپ has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything آپ say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive آپ crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and آپ just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone without a reason
12.if آپ start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if آپ were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give آپ 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so آپ know*
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything آپ say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive آپ crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and آپ just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone without a reason
12.if آپ start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if آپ were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give آپ 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so آپ know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be دیا LIFE in prison without the possibility یا parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet ازگر refused to eat it was دیا three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD دکھانا Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the ازگر in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the ازگر failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet ازگر refused to eat it was دیا three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD دکھانا Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the ازگر in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the ازگر failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf یا date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the اگلے time.....thank u all for reading this..and plz تبصرہ ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
Like the عنوان says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My دوستوں کہا that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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