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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find مزید crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? آپ are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor, this could be fun
"Your drunk" I said
"Your Sexy" He replied
"Okay who let آپ watch family guy again...oh wait me"
"IM THE BLOODY KING OF ENGLAND AND I CANT DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE آپ GIT!"
"Stop pissing me off im hungry"
"NEVEH!" Luca shouted before runnig downstairs and garding the fridge, i followed
"Let me get some pizza" I comanded
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
"SINCE WHEN ATE آپ A DOG!"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
I sighed and did the only thing i could think of, i tied some rope around his neck and tied him to the bin, he bit through
"IMMA LAMA NOW!"
"Aw fu-"
"HAVE آپ SEEN THE مفن, چپاتی MAN THE مفن, چپاتی MAN THE مفن, چپاتی MAN"
I went to my last resort i had left, i ran upstair and threw on my police fancy dress, which happened to have a short skirt, my bro would be turned on which was not my plan, i also grabbed a water pistol
"FREEZE!" I shouted, jumping into the kitchen
Luca freezed who was now in his underwear whith two grapes up his nose
"BAM! آپ BAD LITLE SOD!" Luca shouted attacking the toaster, he ignored me
I pointed the gun at him "COME WITH ME یا I'LL SHOOT"
I (eventuly) handcuffed him and led him to the his room
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" Luca shouted repeatedly,
Now 17 mins past midnight I had Luca chained woth fake handcuff's to my bed, he was asleep
Adn that my دوستوں is the reason why we shall not give alcahol (or sugar in my case) to British people
Now if آپ will excuse me Luca is bititng my toe and i wanna sleep
-A.C.
posted by Kanji
آپ turned to see a figure holding your دوستوں lifeless body. آپ screamed and the figure saw آپ and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" آپ screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your دوستوں lifeless body آپ started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then آپ with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else آپ turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" آپ murmured to your self backing up,the guy took آپ سے طرف کی your...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before آپ read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, یا even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take آپ down a dark road - one that once آپ start, آپ can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull آپ out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by nessienjake
Americans on average eat 18 acres of پیزا every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard سے طرف کی the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases مزید energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders مزید than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five...
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posted by TOTALFan
WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, آپ told me."

Paige:"Why آپ here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop سے طرف کی and tell آپ I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I lost my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?...
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This piece takes place on a ساحل سمندر, بیچ in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits اگلے to me on the crooked درخت that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still دکھائیں in her eyes and the grime...
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(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell آپ my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell آپ what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person آپ will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my love even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave آپ hanging. I think my عنوان is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's کہا that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way یا another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what آپ think!

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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the تصویر on my end میز, جدول and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
posted by KatiiCullen94
SHILOH!" ok so now آپ know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave آپ chills and made آپ gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so آپ shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell آپ know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound مزید scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...
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posted by sapherequeen
 KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many شائقین I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the سب, سب سے اوپر 5 songs I love from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the Random club....

Well, I'm gonna start.


1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
how آپ chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what آپ feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what آپ do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i love the way آپ know
who آپ are and to me it's exciting
when آپ know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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Note: The مصنف of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.



Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my پسندیدہ scenes

I sat on my بستر on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living


We're older now. I need to get over the fact that آپ hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...
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Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of مالٹا, نارنگی traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone آپ meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll دکھائیں you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are آپ kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a supernatural girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....
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Thanksgiving is my پسندیدہ holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, آپ get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are آپ ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" کہا the pie. it was کدو, لوکی pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i love you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are آپ doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombone کے, ٹرومباونی to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky یا disgusting, like melted chocolate یا a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand یا went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The سٹار, ستارہ Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...
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posted by sapherequeen
 Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of آپ and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my پسندیدہ fictional characters :,(
Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(
*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my پروفائل page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on fanpop like three weeks پہلے this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was reading and math?"
"Boring"I کہا he kinda smiled and کہا "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do آپ no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just کہا "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew کہا "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was reading it in the لائبریری when i came in too look...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love
-chapter three-


Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the سب, سب سے اوپر of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher کہا "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...
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posted by patrisha727
اجوائن, اجمود has negative calories. It takes مزید calories to eat a piece of اجوائن, اجمود than the اجوائن, اجمود has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to نگلنا the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes کڑوا, تلخ things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
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