Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off آپ aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so آپ aren't the one stressed on birth control , آپ do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 منٹ tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell آپ at what گھنٹہ to be ہوم when آپ in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than ہوم as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If آپ get drunk آپ are not seen as if آپ did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in love over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true دوستوں , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached سے طرف کی a stranger on سٹریٹ, گلی wanting your money یا anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy آپ can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places آپ can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if آپ are fat یا not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off آپ aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so آپ aren't the one stressed on birth control , آپ do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 منٹ tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell آپ at what گھنٹہ to be ہوم when آپ in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than ہوم as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If آپ get drunk آپ are not seen as if آپ did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in love over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true دوستوں , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached سے طرف کی a stranger on سٹریٹ, گلی wanting your money یا anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy آپ can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places آپ can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if آپ are fat یا not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
Ok so me and my friend love the mall but what makes it مزید fun are the following
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could آپ please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When آپ go into a store adress your friend سے طرف کی a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if آپ go into one of those store that plays the موسیقی REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but آپ and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about random things. like terrorists یا something
Have fun with دوستوں at the mall!
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could آپ please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When آپ go into a store adress your friend سے طرف کی a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if آپ go into one of those store that plays the موسیقی REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but آپ and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about random things. like terrorists یا something
Have fun with دوستوں at the mall!
