Random Club
شامل میں
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him آپ met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do آپ listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him سے طرف کی his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your پسندیدہ guy[If آپ hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson یا some who آپ like ALLOT!]

9. Come ہوم saying آپ found your true love.

10. (reply to number 9) When he asks to meet him, say, "Never" یا "I met him on a chat room!" (REALLY RISKY!)

11. Ask if a friend can come over and then ask, "Can آپ clean my room?"

12. Ask him if آپ can get a pet( If آپ don't have one already) and if he suggests a مچھلی say, "No!"

13. Scream at the house(or apartment) telling it to break down

14. Tell your dad that your going away forever and when he gets sad, say, "Haha, I'm kidding!"

15. Tell him your pregnant.

16. [2dolphn97]-For girls- Constantly remind him of the "changes" your going through

I will add مزید if آپ give me more!
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started writing it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if آپ don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest آپ don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your دوستوں and either forget all about us یا tell a story about the hideous freak آپ met tonight. آپ don’t know me, if آپ did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have دوستوں - except my brother....
continue reading...
posted by tokidoki123
[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to love Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to love every day.
Contributed سے طرف کی funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are آپ talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed سے طرف کی funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, آپ have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed سے طرف کی funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
continue reading...
Canada is finally getting footage on youtube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

-------------------------------------------------------------------

#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd آپ leave the toilet نشست up?
Peele: کتیا, کتيا WHY WAS آپ LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do آپ even WANT to hang out!?...
continue reading...
I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...


#1: JOHN MARSTON:
 "Give the Devil my regards."
"Give the Devil my regards."


Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" سے طرف کی comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
continue reading...
Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my فہرست of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six یا something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her فلمیں lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...
continue reading...
When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, brave hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This فہرست is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, یا just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.
 10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
 9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
 8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
 7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
 6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
 5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
 4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
 3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
 2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
 1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
added by tanyya
(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take تبصرے asking سوالات from the last episode and answer them in the اگلے article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope آپ enjoy our سیکنڈ episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who شدہ تبصرہ in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...
continue reading...
 Welcome to my list! ^__^
Welcome to my list! ^__^
Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started دکھانا some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of آپ who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released سے طرف کی sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I کہا that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for آپ to get مزید detailed information, just...
continue reading...
added by levinstein
WARNING: This Video Contains Some Sensitive Themes, Strong Violence & Drugs. Viewer Discretion is Advised.
video
random
موسیقی
funny
hilarious
weird
stupid
dumb ways to die
metro
added by tanyya
added by marthatsal
Source: http://www.facebook.com/Shayan.Shiekh
added by youknowit101
Source: trollposts@tumblr
added by r-pattz
Source: tumblr/tangled
added by Nic0CrAzy
added by PoddoChan
Source: The Internet
added by ladycountry
added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
added by Mollymolata