Random Article: Some true things about me

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posted by Winxlove

My favourite cartoon ever!♥

I was bored and I decided to write some things that yo should have to know about me...we can know now each other!

•My real name is Asbjela(Asbjella)but آپ can call me short as Ella.
•My birthday is in 6th march.
•I'm 11 years old.
•I have 2 brothers and 1 sister.(and my mom and dad,of course)
•I can draw very well for someone of my age.
•I live in a villa.
•My hairs are brown,which means I'm brunette.
•I don't have a BFF in my real life,but here in fanpop I do.
•I like Winx Club.
•I like Sailor Moon.
•I like Christmas movies.
•I like Magic and Fantasy movies.
•I like funny movies.
•I like PopPixie.
•I like Avatar(The Last Airbender).
•I like Teen Titans.
•I like some other things.
•I like to collect different things(toys,dolls,and other different stuff).
•My پسندیدہ singer female is Rihanna.
•I like some songs of some other female singers.
•My پسندیدہ group/band is Owl City.
•My پسندیدہ singer male is Michael Buble.
•My پسندیدہ food is...Fast Foods!
•My پسندیدہ drink is...um,water.
•My پسندیدہ color is pink.
•I like to learn different languages.
•In the real life,I'm very shy and I'm very sensitive.
•I like to play all the kinds of video games and Pc(Laptop)/XBOX games,even the games for boys!
•I have alot of Winx stuff.
•I hate the haters.
•I dislike the persons who are very selfish and rude.
•I really want to have a کتے dog.
•I'm very poor in Math XD lol joking.
•I spend almost all my time on Net and my laptop.
•I don't want to go to school!!! lol
•I like drawing...is my biggest passion!
•I like singing,but the problem is that I'm shy.
•I like writing magic and fantasy stories.
•I like Playing all the Sims games that exist!
•My پسندیدہ sport is والی بال یا Tennis.
•I like the Greek Mythology.
•I like Myscene.
•I like Barbie.
•I like the songs of Miley Cyrus.
•I really like to make different projects with my Laptop.
•I like surfing the Net.
•One of the things I want to become when I grow is to be a teacher.
•My favourite animal is rabit(bunny).
•I have brown eyes.
•I did had 2 PCs,4 consoles(PlayStation 2 and 3,XBOX,and another "weird" console),but now I only have 1 PC,a Laptop,and any console. :(
•I sleep with a toy گلابی bunny(he don't hurt you!)
•My favourite Winx character is Stella.
•My favourite Teen Titans character was Terra,but now is Starfire.
•My favourite Avatar the Last Airbender character is Katara.
•I'm scared from insects.
•I'm scared from the "unfriendly" animals.
•I like to discover new things.
•I like to have very much friends!
•I like to have دوستوں from different countries.
•I would like to visit another country because I've never been out of my country.
•I like to تلاش beautiful تصاویر here on net!
•I like to make some surprises and make happy my friends!
•I don't like when my big brother stands in my room!
•I almost cry sometimes for some little reasons that aren't very important.
•I dislike the sea foods.
•I'm Pisces(horoscope sign).
•I like to read any kind of book.

Well,these was some true things about me.
We maybe have some things in common...maybe!☺

My two favourite female singers.Left is Miley;Right is Rihanna(the pic is when she was younger)♥

deathding, fansfunsz and 1 other like this

maxygirlforever LoLzZz...We have a lot of things in common =O >Emma> =DDD

Winxlove Cool!

missdada15 I like drawing too(MY FAVE HOBI) and writing and the greak mitology!xD but other then that..me and you are complete opposites :P

TooBadForU Hating haters makes you a hater too. And rabbit is spelled with two b's -_-;

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Abortion

posted by prettystar

Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your دل beat
Is my پسندیدہ lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If آپ could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my ہوم though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes آپ happy.
I always want آپ to be happy.
I don't like it when آپ cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with آپ even though
You can't hear...

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MonaVie, This is NOT a wine!

posted by rolie1

Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie™ features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature's سب, سب سے اوپر superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body's مجموعی طور پر health.

The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...

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Ways to Annoy Your Professor

posted by BellaCullen96

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to اقدام on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When آپ leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe آپ embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...

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Random Jokes

posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down کشتی in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...

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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other دن we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, آپ know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once مزید at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure سے طرف کی now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo آپ can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to شامل میں F.S. آپ must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. چائے is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand اگلے to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't آپ even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, آپ need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with دوستوں then run up and sit between them and go...

AMAZING Drum Solo!!

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I Were A Boy (Beyonce) PARODY!

posted by Blackteardrops

*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD

If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would تاریخ Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never تاریخ a girl
I swear I'd still love men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When آپ watch a brand new one
I’d invite my دوستوں over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...

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the funnest مضمون of my مضامین

posted by Puncky_Girl

brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok آپ go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door گھنٹی, بیل rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will آپ give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...

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The girl Who could cry بھیڑیا

posted by greenstergirl

Chapter one
Okay this is a really random stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, آپ have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” کہا my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...

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Why آپ dont get brits drunk

posted by Annacrombie

This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find مزید crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? آپ are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...

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My Really Quick Conversation With Cleverbot

posted by dramaqueen00

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.

User: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.

Cleverbot: I am a human and آپ are a robot.

User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. آپ are the robot here.

User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... آپ computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So آپ admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.

Lol yes fail I know

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carols for the mentally disturbed

posted by hannah16

i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do آپ hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be ہوم for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and آگ کے, آگ hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: آپ better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell آپ why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...

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Zodiac:Capricorn

posted by KitkatKaysa

Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired سے طرف کی their family and دوستوں and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented سے طرف کی the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The سیکنڈ is the garden goat,...

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My Experience At A ڈریک گھنٹی, بیل My First Ever Concert! Please تبصرہ

posted by selenagomezfan7

My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The کنسرٹ Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 گھنٹہ Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Singing I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're نشست Ooh K Then ڈریک Sad آپ Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There ڈریک Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The شائقین شائقین Was Singing Along Giving Him Flowers Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Reading And You're Comments

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Genorater came out for LESBIAN!

posted by moolah

To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's دن together. Emily had cooked a stupid رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and they ate on a log سے طرف کی candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...

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13 مزید Things to Do at Walmart!

posted by EllentheStrange

ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that آپ have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask سوالات to a magic 8 ball and take the جوابات seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when آپ find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when آپ see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!