Random Article: 10 things about me

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posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE آپ ENJOY AND LEARN TEN THINGS ABOUT ME!
Now let's start
Plz take your seats
ok are آپ ready well i will just go anyway!~
1. I have a youtube acount i am InvaderCalliope on youtube also
2.i am using a laptop
3.i cosplay alot
4.My fave دکھائیں is Invader Zim
5.I love reading manga
6.I can be very creepy sometimes
7. i love to make this face :3
8. i have a pet ferret,cat,bunny,and 2 dogs
9.i love to run
10.i am epic
Now i hope آپ enjoyed reading this.
Now let's party!
then we can start a riot!
YAY!

deathding and Twilightzook like this

MJangellover you forget ,your religion, nationality ,your goal!!!

teamsalvatore98 *parties* Ok, now we start a riot. I lead!! nom nom om nom nom ;3

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Fantasy

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Nature

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Some pictures from my favourite cartoon:Winx Club ♥

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failing games

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Random

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Source: Various websites

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Random people

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MINI-CAKES! TOO CUTE!

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Splash of Color

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lol xxxx

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Flattery

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SELENA ANGRY ABOUT TOPLESS تصاویر

posted by ShiningsTar542

There is a topless تصویر of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied سے طرف کی some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged تصویر of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” کہا her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!

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Billboards سب, سب سے اوپر 100 Songs of 2010

posted by lexie2635

1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED آپ NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY آپ LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY آپ ARE-Bruno...

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Billy Connolly's 14 things i hate about people

posted by SarBear1579

NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!

* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

* People who are willing to get off their arse to تلاش the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

* When people say "Oh آپ just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if آپ can't eat it?

* When people say "it's always the last place آپ look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would آپ keep...

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مزید blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can آپ tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick کے, جوائے سٹک is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her مزید attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do آپ say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are آپ boys all in the same band?
A3: Do آپ guys all play for the Green خلیج, کھاڑی Packers?

Q: How do آپ make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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Kitty pow wow:How to deal with a cheating boyfriend

posted by meow_girl

Hayley

WARNING:The following مضمون contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.

*One دن at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a سال ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well آپ don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James آپ creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...

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I LOVE آپ IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

posted by scarlet009

1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou وین je!

16. English -- I love you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...

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First Two chapters of my Law & Order: Criminal Intent fanfic scrambled

posted by Jeffersonian

My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the اگلے thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just کہا that, I unlock the same apartment building...

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The gummy برداشت, ریچھ song

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Selena Gomez - the scene Round & Round

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