Random Article: New Self-Improvement Courses ((LMAO))

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posted by TeamSongz4eva

RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 آپ and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity

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Funny Epic Fails!

added by PaulInDaHood

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Funny Epic Fails!

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nerds

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randomness

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fun "rules" of life and a Cynic's guide to life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I'm putting two funny مضامین together in one, hope آپ enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would آپ know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what آپ need, and I'll tell you...

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WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!!!

posted by iluvsmj

1) I can't reach my license unless آپ hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't آپ the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, آپ must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are آپ Andy یا Barney?

6) I thought آپ had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do آپ know why آپ pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11)...

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10 Annoying things to do in an Elevator

posted by ciaraluvsjustin

1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person اگلے to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.