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YAY!!

posted by invadercalliope

Hi everyone it's me InvaderCalliope!
☺
So how was your day?
Did آپ do something bad?
Are آپ a boy یا a girl?
ADD ME!!!!!!
Would آپ rather marry jb یا barney?
The cookie monster will eat your cookies!
YAY I'M GONNA BE SICK! -pukes-
Let's sing a song!
آپ would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as i fell asleep...............
I Love Invader Zim.
I got an 100 A on my project.
I'm watching Invader Zim right now.
I like آپ :P
I gonna hug you!
Now let's all dance with gir
ارے mr.wonderful, oh your so incredible
ارے Mr.wonderful, wonderful to me
Hey...........................
I am awsome!
The End

deathding and swiftfire1 like this

teamsalvatore98 u rnt as awesome as me * ninja assassin * X.X

Good Morning

added by aitypw

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Let's put on a play! part 1 ~ Come and شامل میں the drama club!

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and شامل میں us!
Allex: Ok. What are آپ doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.

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posted by shutyourface

don't worry this مضمون is not about بھیڑوں, بھیڑ یا bananas it is about a مزید serious matter.

this is a debate and i want everyone reading this
writing a تبصرہ about what آپ think is write یا wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

یا the chicken?

thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a پرستار
of random to write what they think is right

and become a پرستار of me and become a پرستار of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
یا the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like آپ for a minute, and then forget آپ afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are آپ doing something?" یا "Have آپ eaten already?" are the first usual سوالات a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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10 most stupid سوالات people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When آپ meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are آپ doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t آپ try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When آپ ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A fat fairy princess.

added by Juilet1234

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Trick سوالات

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four سوالات to determine the level of your intellect. Your جوابات must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating یا wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: آپ are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in سیکنڈ place.
In which position are آپ now?

Answer:

If آپ answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. آپ overtook the سیکنڈ runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the اگلے سوال try not to be so dumb.

2 : If آپ overtake the last...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked سے طرف کی his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes ہوم and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother جوابات " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad جوابات "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she جوابات "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she جوابات "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Fun and Probably Dangerous things to do when it snows!!!!

posted by llamalover565

Okay so if آپ live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The اگلے day, cut the balloons off and آپ got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when آپ can barely اقدام as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

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Josh Groban - Believe - Polar Express Soundtrack - Instrumental Acoustic Karaoke

added by musiclover2015

video

josh groban

polar express

random

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Tails, Cream And as a couple

added by PoddoChan

Source: DeviantARt.com

1

Condoms are STYLISH!

added by NomyCake

Source: AngelzFunnys.com

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Randomness

added by iFly_12

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do آپ always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd آپ treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

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Ponder these imponderables!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

If آپ tied buttered ٹوسٹ to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when آپ turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if آپ open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when آپ transport something سے طرف کی car, it's called a shipment, but when آپ transport something سے طرف کی ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...

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"Elmo's World - Behind the Scenes"

added by IZlover48

IDK, just surfing youtube and i found This!!!LOLXD

video

funny

stupid

random

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Epic ہار

added by EllentheStrange

Source: google image تلاش

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Random.

added by EimieRose

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THIS IS FUNNY

posted by jessicamc26

A stoner called the آگ کے, آگ department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a پرستار of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I love and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of آپ for the rest of my life :)

I love آپ all! Have a beautiful, wonderful دن :D

-LOL!-