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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a دائرے, حلقہ that had its two sides gently compressed سے طرف کی a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a آگ کے, آگ hydrant.

8. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real بتھ, مرغابی that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine یا something.

9. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

10. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

11. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.

12. The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

13. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

14. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like جانگھیا in a dryer without Cling Free.

15. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at asolar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

16. Long separated سے طرف کی cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

17. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

18. The little کشتی gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

19. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

20. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when آپ fry them in hot grease.

21. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

22. He fell for her like his دل was a mob informant and she was the East River.

23. Even in his last years, Grand pappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

24. He felt like he was being hunted down like a dog, in a place that hunts dogs, I suppose.

25. She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword.

26. She walked into my office like a centipede کی, کنکھجورا, ہزارپا with 98 missing legs.

27. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

28. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind آپ get from not eating for a while.

29. “Oh, Jason, take me!” she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.

30. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after آپ accidentally staple it to the wall.

31. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

32. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

33. The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

34. Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.

35. Her تاریخ was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”

36. The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

37. The red brick دیوار was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

38. She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever آپ banged the door open again.

39. Her pants fit her like a glove, well, maybe مزید like a mitten, actually.

40. Fishing is like waiting for something that does not happen very often.

41. They were as good دوستوں as the people on “Friends.”

42. Oooo, he smells bad, she thought, as bad as Calvin Klein’s Obsession would smell if it were called Enema and was made from spoiled Spamburgers instead of natural floral fragrances.

43. The چھری was as sharp as the tone used سے طرف کی Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex.) in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill.) in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the impeachment of President William Jefferson Clinton.

44. He was as bald as one of the Three Stooges, either Curly یا Larry, آپ know, the one who goes woo woo woo.

45. The sardines were packed as tight as the coach section of a 747.

46. Her eyes were shining like two marbles that someone dropped in mucus and then held up to catch the light.

47. The baseball player stepped out of the box and spit like a فاؤنٹین, چشمہ statue of a Greek god that scratches itself a lot and spits brown, rusty tobacco water and refuses to sign autographs for all the little Greek kids unless they pay him lots of drachmas.

48. I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit یا something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your روٹی bags. I don’t know the name for those either.

49. She was as unhappy as when someone puts your cake out in the rain, and all the sweet green icing flows down and then آپ lose the recipe, and on سب, سب سے اوپر of that آپ can’t sing worth a damn.

50. Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell مکھن from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.

51. It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.

52. Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung سے طرف کی mistake.

53. آپ know how in “Rocky” he prepares for the fight سے طرف کی punching sides of raw beef? Well, yesterday it was as cold as that meat locker he was in.

54. The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric پرستار set on medium.

55. Her lips were red and full, like tubes of blood drawn سے طرف کی an inattentive phlebotomist.

56. The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black.
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#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is.
By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape.
I review bad Alpha and Omega stories.
And the stories involved have everything from incest to turning cute characters into out of control sluts. MLP fairs no better sadly.
And I usually know what I'm getting myself into.
Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me.
But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT reading this story, ever!...
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Source: disneyscreencaps.com
posted by Precious7732
(Music starts)
آپ and I found love in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel آپ again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
آپ got me,free falling through the sky
آپ take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel آپ again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with آپ my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)
posted by GDragon612
If آپ have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, آپ have $1.19. آپ also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word...
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posted by -SkySplitter-
Dramatic Song: سے طرف کی Toby Turner (A.K.A Tobuscus)

This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at writing words
If آپ don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good.

You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm singing about
The lack of stuff I'm singing 'bout

This part's intense, and emotional!
As long as آپ don't understand it.
Your foreign grandma would love this song
Please send it to her and she'll probably

Tell her foreign دوستوں about the song
Her grandson یا daughter sent her today.
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Cold Play.

If...
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