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1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the اگلے car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The مزید it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window یا sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
13. Sing without having the radio on.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss.
18. Look behind آپ frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
23. Paint your car with occult symbols.
24. Keep at least five cats in the car.
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for آگ کے, آگ trucks.
27. Stop and collect road kill.
28. Stop and pray to road kill.
29. Throw Spam.
30. Get in the fast lane and gradually…slow…down… to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the اگلے car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The مزید it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window یا sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
13. Sing without having the radio on.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss.
18. Look behind آپ frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
23. Paint your car with occult symbols.
24. Keep at least five cats in the car.
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for آگ کے, آگ trucks.
27. Stop and collect road kill.
28. Stop and pray to road kill.
29. Throw Spam.
30. Get in the fast lane and gradually…slow…down… to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
1. آپ grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. آپ take تصاویر of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when آپ sneeze.
5. آپ don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and آپ don’t even work there.
7. آپ spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. آپ can’t even remember your سیکنڈ cup.
10. آپ can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. آپ take تصاویر of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when آپ sneeze.
5. آپ don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and آپ don’t even work there.
7. آپ spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. آپ can’t even remember your سیکنڈ cup.
10. آپ can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five مزید songs, can آپ believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even کہا that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her اگلے CD Rebecca promises to have a مزید natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking ہوم from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a وہیل, حوت drove سے طرف کی in his sedan and کہا happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went ہوم and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a مچھلی tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went ہوم and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a مچھلی tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do love Misa though!
I love چاول balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I love my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I love the colors: لیموں, چونے Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I love the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do love Misa though!
I love چاول balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I love my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I love the colors: لیموں, چونے Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I love the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own سوان, ہنس costume. Look at my مالٹا, نارنگی beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here آپ are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look مزید ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own سوان, ہنس costume. Look at my مالٹا, نارنگی beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here آپ are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look مزید ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for آپ then it is مزید than possible that with a little time آپ two can go back to being friends.
دوستوں and just friends. آپ must be clear about what آپ want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be دوستوں with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what آپ want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart آپ still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then آپ are ready to be دوستوں again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some دوستوں and the آگ کے, آگ alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the آگ کے, آگ alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been مزید funny to آپ if آپ *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop کہا this مضمون is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the آگ کے, آگ alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been مزید funny to آپ if آپ *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop کہا this مضمون is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American موسیقی Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
آپ can vote for your پسندیدہ on the event webpage here: American موسیقی Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
آپ can vote for your پسندیدہ on the event webpage here: American موسیقی Awards.