"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."


"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."


"Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."


"Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."


"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a درخت and misplaced his hip."


"John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."


"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."


"Megan could not come to...

-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

like that's gonna happen

-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

now ya tell me!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

can u say hypocrites?

-If at first آپ don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

that reminds of this one chick

-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

they like me better! they like me better!

-My imaginary friend thinks آپ have some serious...

REASONS WHY GIRLS RULE:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character یا the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing....

«Fiction writing is great. آپ can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically سے طرف کی height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...

What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin یا cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...

I bet آپ can't keep up with this oneshot.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started singing so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then کہا they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 سال old boy who drove the car in rebecca...

1. Would آپ get back with your last ex if آپ could?
Probably not

2. What color شرٹ, قمیض are آپ wearing?
Baby blue

3. Would آپ kiss anyone on your دوستوں list?
Maybe Christian but Mickey would kill me :P

4. Do آپ have a 'thing' for someone on your دوستوں list?
No

5. How many people on your سب, سب سے اوپر دوستوں فہرست do آپ know in real life?
None sadly XD

6. How many kids do آپ want to have?
Twins and maybe a boy...

7. Do آپ have a good relationship with your parents?
Sure

8. What name would آپ want besides the one آپ have?
Natalie I want your name best friend X3!

9. Would آپ ever make out with someone of the...

Kataralover is a member of Fanpop. He also has a YouTube channel.

Kataralover clearly is a big پرستار of the Nickelodeon دکھائیں Avatar: The Last Airbender. However he's a پرستار of various other things including The Little Mermaid, Rise of the Guardians, and The Wizard of Oz.


Not that many regularly write Fanpop articles. Thankfully Kataralover does. He's one of Fanpop's most memorable مضمون writers. His مضامین tend to have very expressive and passionate opinions. A big example of his writing talent is his Greatest Showman review. It's one of the most complex and well done reviews that I've ever...

They کہا two years ago, there will be no school closings. Today, the سیکنڈ school, may be closed.

I have a video here:

link

Yes, East Ramapo School District is having the سیکنڈ school closing warning. Last year, they closed Colton Elementry School.

When آپ watch this video, آپ will understand the pain me and my sister are going through. This doesn't happen in CA.

My sister is still at the never ending meeting while me and my other sister worry.

Its not fair how they LIE to us. The Board of Education my ass, budgets my butt. Wheres the care for education. After all, its called Board of Education....

1: What eye color do آپ find sexiest?

2: White, milk, یا dark chocolate mocha?

3: If آپ could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

4: Did آپ grow up in a small یا big town? Did آپ like it?

5: Your پسندیدہ adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

6: What kind of اسموتھی, سموتی sounds really good right now?

7: Most embarrassing moment from your
elementary school years?

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

10: Pirates یا ninjas? Why?

11: Have آپ ever climbed a درخت مزید than...

Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys



1. The way they always wear their پسندیدہ cologne (which happens to be the one that آپ bought them for their birthday)


2. The way they run their hands through your hair


3. The way that they look at آپ and آپ want to die right then and there


4. The way that they casually put their arms around you


5. The way that they kiss away your tears


6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away


7. The way they دکھائیں off around their friends, even though آپ both know that آپ would love them even...

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason آپ have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents سے طرف کی their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail آپ out of jail and tell آپ what آپ did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin اگلے to آپ sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen آپ cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...

hello my fellow awsome random fanpopers,
i'm writting this مضمون to get some things off my chest because lately i have been stressed out and worried all becuase of this spt and i want to see if i'm worried for nothing.
ever since these picks came out with justin and then they were followed سے طرف کی picks about posting twilight and justin stuff on here alot has been going through my mind and some of the تبصرے have got me worried i was reading through them and i was really worried that some people thought of me as a mean offensive person and though i usually don't care what people think i really...

Two Characters on the دکھائیں code lyoko.
Odd Della Robbia and Aelita Schaeffer.

Best buds to the end. It is beleived سے طرف کی many that they should be a couple.Many مزید have started to believe in the un-united couple,Ever sience episode 73, Replika, for that is the episode when they kissed. though the kiss was only to get Nicholas and Herb away from the factory.Odd and Aelita became better دوستوں after Aelita was finnaly virtualized into the real world pernemintly in episode 28, Uncharted territory. In episode 32, saint Valentimes day, Jeremy acussed Odd of giving her a neckless, Odd never کہا that...

2ntyOnePilots is a member of Fanpop and is a very important one.

2ntyOnePilots never fails to impress me, when it comes to writing words of kindness. He has never been rude یا insensitive to me. He's always so friendly, caring, and thoughtful. He has a lot of optimism and sentimentality in his heart.

2ntyOnePilots has often شدہ تبصرہ on my posts on the Random club. When he comments, he always writes such loving, sweet words. He has a very kind and sweet way of looking at things. The world needs مزید pure-hearted and generous souls like him. His تبصرے are absolutely wonderful and every one...

This is all the numbers of pi lol: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938...

Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of آپ here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: آپ will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up سے طرف کی my boys. Good luck to آپ Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to آپ fellas as well.

After five منٹ of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from...