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posted by shiriny
Type out the sentence آپ end up in comments:

Pick the ماہ آپ were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the دن (number) آپ were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend...
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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he کہا "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and تفصیل and he put the man inside and کہا "see آپ in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the سیکنڈ man he asked the same سوال and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...
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posted by blondcat30
its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? شاور 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong یا hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I love yous یا calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells random girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king یا fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...
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OK,everyone.The reason آپ were going to explode if آپ didn't click this is because we're gonna have a contest!!!WHO CAN POST THE MOST RANDOM VIDEO یا PICTURE???????!!(You could also post تبصرے اگلے to your picture یا video to describe what's going on,or even captions!Same rules apply below.But آپ don't HAVE to post تبصرے یا captions اگلے to it if آپ don't want to.It's completly opitional.)If آپ post just a تبصرہ یا caption and no picture یا video,by the way,it will not count and آپ won't have a shot at winning.Sorry!
Here are the rules:
1.It has to be COMPLETELY RANDOM.IT CAN'T...
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Selena is being threatened سے طرف کی disgruntled شائقین because of Justin Bieber. She has had to endure an attack on her Facebook and Twitter accounts to boot!

A few days پہلے Selena شائقین on social media networks were shocked when they saw messages like this: "Oh yeh, Justin Bieber suc **!!!"," this message is for Puha, آپ your bi ** ** ".O_O

What was happening? Well, some joker named PkinJ0r hacked Sel's Twitter and Facebook!

Luckily, Selena then realized what was going on and began to solve the problem, but not before leaving this reassuring message to fans: "Sorry everybody. My Facebook page and my Twitter account has been hacked and we're cleaning it up. "

Since attacks on شخصیات مشہور accounts are nothing new, it can't do much damage.
posted by nessienjake
Haha I found it on the internet and I just loved it :)
its short but funny :D


A Really Bad دن
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps اگلے to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy آپ another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This دن is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the سٹار, ستارہ Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked اگلے to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage سے طرف کی two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was...
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posted by MTahmisian
Never have I ever….


* Been on a تاریخ یا in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, دوستوں and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter یا seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo یا piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked یا done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to Europe یا Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England...
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posted by ilovetowrite
Why ,Why, Why ?
Should I Try......
to love someone
they see him trying to fly
but i don't love so tell me
why ,why ,why?
Can't I fly
without my useless wings
so why ,why ,why?
and If I'll die
I can say goodbye
with a lot of pride
I can see through my mind
Why, why,why ?
they'll not oblige me
to be ............
who i don't wanna be
they'll never take me away
and i'll stay in that way
that's why ,,,,,,,,,,,,
I'll never care about them
I'll forever fly to
everywhere without any supply
so let me be!
posted by crazy_frog222
Your alarm goes off, آپ hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm شاور to help آپ wake up.
He goes days یا weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the پار, صلیب hanging on his chain اگلے to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't...
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posted by MrsGerrenHowell
dont آپ just love being random i mean on this spot آپ can talk about anything آپ want like sausages یا mashed potatoe
its cool to be random like just yeasterday i saw a bird and then i saw a plane how random (i just thought i would write that)

life should be مزید random it makes life مزید fun


whats your favourite random thing to do apart from talk about random stuff and do random things?? random words

fly
spatula
carrot
peeler
saucepan



it says write a longer مضمون boring

jhfskv\j;lgvkfshk;gbjzfhbkzjdghblkzdjhg;kljdfhglksjrshglikrhsgijklsrh random stuff
posted by PartyOrange
 This is your new language.
This is your new language.
(This مضمون is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of عملی حکمت each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how آپ want to be "Miku-Chan" when آپ get older.

4. On سب, سب سے اوپر of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If آپ have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that آپ think they're Tom Cruise یا Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie سٹار, ستارہ in question).
Ask the guy اگلے to آپ to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person اگلے to you, "Are آپ in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, آپ have a very irate home,' she کہا governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that آپ have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair سے طرف کی leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while آپ were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while آپ were talking

6. Had people tell آپ that آپ are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell آپ that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush سے طرف کی your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...
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posted by darange
hi i am darange and welcome to getting to know me.
well first off my name is Clara H. in case آپ didn't know.
i am 17 and i live Chicago, i have 7 siblings on my moms side and 5 siblings on my real dads side.
i live with my mom and i have never met my real dad.
unfortunately i never will because he died 4 years ago.
sense i moved to Chicago i am going to be ہوم schooled, where i live there are not that many great schools. i have one friend that moved out here already, so i guess thats ok
4 سب, سب سے اوپر thngs i love besides family and دوستوں :
1.Music
2.books
3. humor
4.Doctor Who
Music:
Music has...
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1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are آپ OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's Halloween go to the costume section and grab a Halloween bag and go up to a random person and say "Trick یا treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if آپ know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When آپ see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
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posted by fly210
THE WEEKLY RANDOM!!!!

1/12/11
I was talking to my friend today and we were going to meet up in that game.... Wizared 101. IT WAS DOWN FOR UPGRADES!!!! I meen IT WAS A SNOW DAY!!!! that's when ALL the little kids say "OO mom! I'm going to play on wizared 101!" but NOOOOOOOO. instead the kid find out how to cuss.
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* this dunb *BLEEEEEEEEP!!*
the only thing we could do was listen to dumb songs سے طرف کی lady ga ga. sometimes I think that's ALL SHE CAN SAY!!! ga ga!!! what is she? A BABY!!! don't anser that. see آپ and have a pie night!


1/18/11
yesterday night I was talking to my friend...
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posted by RaydKaydiroxs
1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any مزید سوالات say " why does my dogs breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ love (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells آپ to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if آپ dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I am bisexual
2.I مککا, عجیب الخلقت hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I love emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If آپ want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in love with Death
11.Death is in love with me
12.I love horror and gororr movies
13.I like tattoos and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If آپ ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card یا anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know آپ love me if آپ listen to my music,even if آپ hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast
posted by laspanglish
there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious دل all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...
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