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posted by pokemonyellow
Dandruff in a bottle? Don’t be gross! It’s a winter wonderland! Capture the wonders of a white Christmas with this homemade snow globe!

Materials:
•    Empty Jar
•    Super Glue
•    Christmas Figurine
•    Pack of Glitter

Step 1: Get a clear glass jar with a lid. Clean it with a piece of newspaper یا tissue. Remove any labels یا glue residue.
Step 2: Choose a sculpture یا any clean object that آپ want to put inside. Apply super glue to the bottom of the object.
Step 3: Glue the figure to the underside of the...
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 Rose Island before its destruction
Rose Island before its destruction
-The Republic of Rose Island (Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozol in Esperanto, the official language of the once-micronation)
-Area: .04 km (4305 sq. ft.)
-Date of foundation: June 24, 1968
-Leader: President Giorgio Rosa
-Language: Esperanto
-Currency: Mill
-Location: Adriatic Sea, between Cesnatico and Rimini, Italy

The Republic of Rose Island (Esperanto: Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozoj) was a short-lived micronation on a man-made platform in the Adriatic Sea, 11 km (7 mi) off the coast of the province of Forlì, Italy.

In 1967, Italian engineer Giorgio Rosa funded the construction of a 400...
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat یا drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why آپ have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail آپ out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting اگلے to آپ sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen آپ cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else آپ cried...just laugh about it with آپ in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks آپ to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has آپ on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:...
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1. Don't set things on آگ کے, آگ 2.Don't mock hollister
3. NEVER say "who wants an emo hug?"
4. Never call justin bieber a piece of crap
5. Don't write "lying ho" on thier locker
6. Don't correct their grammar
7. Don't say, "God hates you"
8. Never say "I saw آپ at the abortion clinic"
9. Don't tell them their "special"
10. NEVER, EVER, ask, "Was your mom working streets last night?"
11. Never threaten to beat them with a shoe
12. Don't say they have a special medical condition called "bitchitus"

I've learned from personal experience, and no offense, don't mean to affend anyone :)
O-
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OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are آپ walking?
So, Annie are آپ walking?
Are آپ walking Annie?
Annie are آپ walking?
So, Annie are آپ walking?
Are آپ walking?
Annie are آپ walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE آپ WALKING???!!!!
ARE آپ WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are آپ walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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posted by MJlover101
10
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W بش has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, یا 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th دن of the year....
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posted by reb1009
3
1. bugmenot[/url] website that forces آپ to register.

2. DailyLit – read your پسندیدہ کتابیں سے طرف کی میل ای (on your PC, mobile, etc.).

3. FranceRadio – neat MP3 تلاش Engine that lets آپ Find, Play and Download پسندیدہ MP3s for FREE.

4. Google SMS – provides mobile users with a quick access (via SMS) to a wide range of practical information and tools (i.e. business listings (pizzerias, shops, etc.), weather, movie listings, driving directions, currency converter and lots more.

5. Podlinez – listen to your پسندیدہ podcasts from any phone. Just enter the RSS feed ایل آر یو for the desired podcast...
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Poem i worte before i got together with my boyfriend!!!

When did my feelings get so deep
Why did they take that big long leap
Going from friend to crush
What a rush
And I don't think he knows

Since when did his smile make me go weak
Since when did his tears make mine start to leak
Why does this happen when I'm always so strong
When people called me wonder woman I guess they were wrong
And I don't think he knows

When he talks I cant help but watch his lips
To notice their shape and curves when they dip
Wait, why am I looking? I don't even know
And I cant help but wonder if he even knows

His...
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posted by sweetangel222
5
1- eat bubble gums

2- relax on the sofa

3- turn on TV
and raise it's sound to highest level.

4-play موسیقی players and raise it loud.


5- put your gums in ہوم door on the lock.

6- dance to the music.

7-switch on the computer.

8- turn on the air condition

9- play in your parents stuff
"Mix them up"
10- eat کیلا and throw it on your neighbor door.

11- turn on the lights.
12- after electric gone,fire a Candle then feel it

13- switch on the electric lock .
14- jump up down from sofa.
posted by iluvsmj
4
1. When آپ are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five سیکنڈ after it's کہا on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do آپ come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed....
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User: No.


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: I hat u.


Cleverbot: آپ what love me ah.


User: I what love آپ ah.


Cleverbot: Love is a state of being. Love is freedom. Love is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing آپ won't hit the ground. That is love.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: DOES THE BRAVE LITTLE ٹوسٹر NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!

Cleverbot: Yes is does.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.

User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told آپ that OVER 9000 TIMES!

Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.

User: Cats.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Blabber...
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posted by LadyL68
1
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I love you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








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READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
34 random facts about me..:)


1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. موسیقی is my life.

6. I love to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I love to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I love to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer یا dancer when I'm older.

13. سٹریٹ, گلی dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
24
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn آپ کہا the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your کتابیں are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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posted by Insane4ever
10
This is a فہرست of random 10 things that just make me seem like an idiot...b4 u start reading them....sry for all the typing mistakes il make.....if i make them.....ok just read....

1.i walk into walls often
2.i crash my bike into buildings all the time
3.i try to get high سے طرف کی eating peanuts
4.i sometimes walk into the same دیوار right after i walk into it the 1st time!!!
5.i poke my own eye
6.i say "peanut is a mooooo" wery often
7.i trip on flat surfaces
8.i walk into trees 2
8b.ok i walk into anything solid
9.i trip 60% of the time im getting out of the bus
10.my life dream is to eat a giant pizza.....n then throw it up on someone i hate

thank آپ for your time il be sure 2 make مزید lists of my fatal retard-ness یا how ever....i hope u had a good laugh.....so bye n مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی is a mooooo!!!
yes this was an acual رپورٹ i had 2 do 4 class

    Have آپ ever heard of Euthanasia? Well It’s commonly known as assisted suicide, which either way کہا is illegal. But I believe that we should legalize it for medical reasons. Legalizing euthanasia would help ease suffering of terminally ill patients. It would be inhuman and unfair to make them endure the unbearable pain.
    In case of individuals misery from terminal diseases یا in conditions where effective treatment wouldn’t affect their quality of life; they should be دیا the choice weather...
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*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long پہلے me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and کہا "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years یا so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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posted by karpach_14
6
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character یا the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend آپ their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat یا drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why آپ have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents سے طرف کی Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, سے طرف کی Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail آپ out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting اگلے to آپ sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen آپ cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else آپ cried...just laugh about it with آپ in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED آپ NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY آپ LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY آپ ARE-Bruno...
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