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Soooooo......... got it from a freind who got it from his friend who got it from another friend who got it from ..... blah! just read it, and تبصرہ =P


Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided سے طرف کی nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof....
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posted by Mallory101
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If آپ have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, آپ have $1.19. آپ also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the لنکن Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by i_luv_angst
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If آپ have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, آپ have $1.19. آپ also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the لنکن Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by misscrazel
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her ہوم because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...
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1. Have a nap. If آپ want to solve a problem, یا come up with new ideas, then instead of always thinking - relax and have a nap. We’re usually مزید creative when we’re feeling wide awake.

2. Get into the habit of making small talk. A casual remark can change the way آپ look at things - so talk and listen to everyone آپ meet.
3. Sign up for classes and seminars. Listening to the ideas and opinions of others increases the connections آپ make in your brain. Also, it is usually inspiring and highly motivating.

4. Make sure آپ spend time with creative people. Often these are people who think...
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posted by My8thUsername
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A/N: Okay, this مضمون sucks, 'cause I suck at writing, and you're gonna hate it and tell me so. Just saying. Anyway, I just felt like doing this, so there. Don't like it, don't read it. It's as simple as that. Oh, yeah, and I wrote this before I actually wrote the article, so don't blame me if it turns out crappier than I thought. It's not my fault. Well, okay, it is, since I wrote it, but who cares. like I کہا before, don't like, don't read. And wow, this is turning out to be a very long Authors Note...

Okay, so (if آپ hadn't noticed it already) my user name is My8thUsername. Well, technically...
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posted by randomgirl3000
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1. Our brains create dreams through random electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future سے طرف کی getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...
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posted by randomgirl3000
Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time یا due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors یا teaching assistance, your friends, your family یا school counselors. سے طرف کی having a reliable network of support, آپ allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...
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when a girl is quiet a million things are running thru her mind.
when a girl is not arguing she is thinking deeply.
when a girl looks at آپ with wondering eyes she is wondering how long آپ will be around.
when a girl says 'im fine' after a few سیکنڈ she is not okay.
when a girl stares at آپ she is wondering why you're lying.
when a girl rests her head on your chest she wants آپ to be her's forever.
when a girl wants to see آپ everyday she wants to be pampered.
when a girl says 'i love you' she means it.
when a girl says 'i miss you' no one misses آپ more.
life only comes around once so make...
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posted by girsmurf22
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 random
random
i am petting my kitty.



my kitty is soft and FLUFFAHH!!!!!


oh crap my cat just scratched me.


i'm suffering in pain.


now i'm screaming.


now i'm in the hospital.




now i'm dying.

NOW I'M DEAD.


and thinking about my FLUFFAAAAAAYYYYY KITTY.


AND NOW............huh,i don't know what i'm doing.




THE END...................................................but not for
MY KITTY...................
 i'm gonna whoop your پچھواڑے, گدا
i'm gonna whoop your ass
posted by australia-101
25 Steps To Building A Webpage
1. Download a piece of Web authoring software ~ 20 minutes.
2. Think about what آپ want to write on your Web page. ~ 6 weeks.
3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time آپ downloaded it. ~ 20 minutes.
4. Decide to just steal some تصاویر and awards to put on your site. ~ 1 minute.
5. Visit sites to find تصاویر and awards, find 5 of them that آپ like. ~ 4 days.
6. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again. ~ 25 minutes.
7. Run setup again, boot the software, click...
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Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.


Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable سے طرف کی the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby...
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posted by samuraibond005
This مضمون is سے طرف کی Alicia Chang, AP science writer. Written on Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 6:18 ET. As usual I typed into bin “Current events” and opened the link to Yahoo News, clicked the science tab. It usually takes some searching to find a good مضمون but this time the first مضمون was just perfect. I saw a picture of what looked like a crater on mars however, the عنوان proved way مزید exiting. There was no تاریخ specified for when this discovery took place. The مضمون is on a large dry ice lake that was discovered on mars, one that probably formed 6000,000 years ago.
    600,000...
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posted by prettystar
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Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your دل beat
Is my پسندیدہ lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If آپ could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my ہوم though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes آپ happy.
I always want آپ to be happy.
I don't like it when آپ cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with آپ even though
You can't hear...
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As soon as I drop the عنوان of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a debate whether یا not this movie should be made.

And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action عملی حکمت movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.

But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms یا flames. But Micheal خلیج, کھاڑی would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal خلیج, کھاڑی would make it مزید understandable for an international audience.

What do آپ think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?

Thanks for Reading!
posted by jeniffer2200
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If آپ have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, آپ have $1.19. آپ also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the لنکن Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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1. Go to a Miley Cyrus کنسرٹ with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the کنسرٹ and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl یا not). Make sure آپ both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez یا Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's جیکٹ in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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Just decided to write something random! My first مضمون so تبصرہ if آپ want!!! یا not!


Why am I writing this?
Why is it hot یا cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is fanpop fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.
posted by taylorrocks
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once i was at a movie theater with my دوستوں gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are آپ and we were like why dose it matter and he کہا no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like آپ need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because آپ get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!
posted by nivi20997
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Rachel's POV:


Hi guys, my name is Rachel Stewart. I have got a huge crush on Andrew Fedrer, the guy اگلے door from the very first دن he saved my life from a poisonous snake. But later only I came to know that he did that to attract Vanessa Han.
He is one of the hottest guy in our school. He has gone out on a تاریخ with every single girl in our school and that big فہرست includes even Vanessa Han. Okay that happened last week.
Like I already told, he has gone out on a تاریخ with everyone. Wait, not everyone. I didn’t go out with him.
WHY??
I am a nerd. And also a big bookworm who is always stuck with...
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