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Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." تلاش for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this فہرست is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 منٹ & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that آپ can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...
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It was the سال 2009, a young couple of nobodies arrived on the scene and one of those nobodies was a man سے طرف کی the name of Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino. I knew when I first saw him that I WASN'T gonna like him and sure enough I didn't. He had a bad reputation from the moment they showed him and it just kept getting worse. Not only that but he's a selfish, self-centered, ego driven guy that cares to much about his abs then he does people. When he signed up for Dancing with the stars It made me hate him even مزید because he cared too much about his دکھائیں to even get in a دن of training done. To add even مزید fuel to the آگ کے, آگ he SHOULD of been sent ہوم first but u people saved him for basically no reason whatsoever.
posted by popular567
Ok. Here is my crazy hetalia middle east story

One morning. Qatar got up and woke up everyone for breakfast. "Wake up everyone! Its time for breakfast." Shouts Qatar when she tried to wake up her younger sister Bahrain. And everyone went to the table. "What is this again? I really don't like this kind of food" says Libya when she sits down at the edge of the table. "WHO HATES PANCAKES???" shouts Qatar across the میز, جدول after breakfast everyone took A joyride in the truck. "Ok. Who is driving? And where are we going" says Syria when she پار, صلیب her arms. "Ok. So Kuwait is driving. And Kuwait where...
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I wore lonely cologne
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's ہوم to me and I wore cologne

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of dead cologne
Where the cologne sleeps
And I'm the only one and I wore cologne

I wore cologne
I wore cologne
I wore cologne
I wore co...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My cologne’s دل is not beating
Sometimes I wish my cologne will find me
'Til then I can’t wear cologne

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the perfume line
Of the edge and where I...
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posted by Forgot_To_Laugh
The sky turned as dark as the eerie path in an endless cave as I walked briskly up the pathway of my new house. I finally reached the door and the strong, cold wind howled in my ears and tore away the last of autumn's golden leaves. I took a deep breath, opened the door and cautiously stepped inside. I was greeted سے طرف کی a grand entrance hall and the greatest flight of stairs I've ever seen! I decided to take a tour around this magnificent mansion. "Am I dead یا am I alive?" I'd whisper, absolutely stunned. I opened the door of my new bedroom. I felt a buzz of excitement erupt in me. There was a portrait that hung over the king size bed. It was of a girl with long, wavy ginger hair. she wore a navy ball گاؤن, gown and her eyes shone like sapphires. I unpacked my bags, got into my PJs and read a chapter of my book.
She can see them, she can hear them, she is the only one who understands them. They worship her....

Aoi Nakasone and Danielle Harris kneel in the river behind Kitty Walker's house.
'I don't see any armour,' complains Aoi.
'That's because you've been looking in the same spot for three hours,' says Danielle, brushing long, black bangs out of his eyes. 'What's that?'
Aoi looks where Danielle is pointing. There is a shimmering, bronze ہیلمیٹ laying in the water. It has two eye slits and on top, golden hairs from a horses tail.
Aoi jumps up and runs over.
'Don't touch it,' Danielle warns him.
'Why?' asks...
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posted by neonstars
Are آپ a scientist Cause I'd Like to do آپ on a میز, جدول , Periodically(:

If آپ where a مثلث You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

ارے baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for آپ and I can't get up (:

Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

آپ remind me of my اگلے boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If آپ were a snack pack id eat آپ without a spoon.

آپ smell like a flower. Can I plant آپ in my garden?

Do آپ believe in love at first sight, یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?
~A/N~ I want to give half credit for this to DaveAndJohn we had the idea together o3o love یو, ی fellow homestuckie. And I also want to thank vampirer04 for helping me when I was stuck and couldn’t get ahold of DaveAndJohn. Thanks so much to both of you. FYI all the povs are at different places –in school unless کہا otherwise- and different times –unless they are connected to another pov stories-
(Mituna’s POV)

It felt weird doing this to my little brother, but Sollux had it coming. I had walked in with a bucket and threw the content inside on him. Sollux sat up soaked, “Mituna what...
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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus. (yeah, if i stare at a guy yeah i know its lust but doesn't mean i cannot stare at him and i do like guys mainly off their personality.)

2) We are just as shy as آپ are about relationships (agreed!)

3) Many of us don't let آپ see us cry, unless we want آپ to comfort us (i run away if i'm about to cry so yeah)

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if آپ are interested. But we will later deny it یا make it into a joke. (i have never made it...
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posted by warriorcats02
Series Synopsis:

It is the سال 3000. Young Entomologist Dex Hamilton is called upon to help when alien insects that were crawling through the galaxy create a dangerous rift between Humans and bugs. Across faraway galaxies Dex will journey, along with 3 companions, Zap Monogan, Jenny 10 , and Tung, "the fantastic frog-boy."

Dex Hamilton:

18 سال old Dex Hamilton is an entomologist, یا a person who studies bugs. He owns the habitat, which his father, Winston Hamiton, had owned before. Winston had disapeared mysteriously, leaving the habitat to his son, Dex. The habitat stores all different kinds...
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posted by flippy_fan210
1.pant, growl, yell like flippy when you're mad.

2.when آپ see candy act all jittery like nutty and steal it.

3.steal stuff all the time and laugh like shifty and lifty.

4.act like lumpy, enough said.

5.act scared all the time like flaky.

6.act like آپ have no hands.

7.never talk, only act out stuff like mime.

8.act like disco bear.

9.act like splendid.

10.act like the mole.

11.hide in the background like truffles.

12.sneak around all the time like sneaky.

13:sit still and hardly ever اقدام like cro-marmot.

14.say "Le" before everything like ماؤس ka-boom

15.fight all the time like fliqpy.

16.talk like the درخت friends.
posted by mehere
سب, سب سے اوپر 21 songs of october/november (they r in random order)

اگلے 2 u -cris brown
i wanna go-britney spears
right there-5o cent
super bass-nicki minja
out of my head-trey songz
dont wanna go home-jason derulo
lighters-eminem ft.bruno mars,bad meets evil
best love song-T-pain
it girl-jason derulo
آپ and i-lady gaga
آپ make me feel-cobra starship
stero hearts-gym class heros
pumped up kids-foster the people
someone like u-adele
moves like jagger-maroon 5
how we do it-bountry killer
run the world-beyonce
we belong together-mariah carey
hello-martin solveig
barefoot blue jean night-jake owen

i hope u like these if u want me to do another one plez tell me!!!
posted by MylilPony
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posted by amutokitty
What is Vocaloid? A voice synthesizer. A Toyota Corolla endorser. An amazing group of digitized singers that آپ can download right onto your computer. My پسندیدہ group of singers. From Vocaloids that are so well known that they become viral, like Hatsune Miku, to the ones that آپ almost never hear about, like Prima and Tonio, these singers have a wide variety of voice types, specialties, songs, and looks. I have been following Vocaloid ever since I heard little Hachune Miku sing her version of Ievan Polkka while swinging her leek, and since then I've acquired a vast knowledge of the amazing...
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posted by Feathershine
1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a تاریخ یا something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up سے طرف کی dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If آپ have a dog یا cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When آپ spill any liquid blame it on the gods
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.


Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if آپ ever, one دن decide to call me that. If آپ think I'm insane, run away, because آپ are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too آپ a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. آپ think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
posted by cA_iNen11
A team of سب, سب سے اوپر scientists and engineers at Battelle, a world famous technology organization based in Ohio in the USA, has compiled a فہرست of the سب, سب سے اوپر ten technological trends that will shape our world over the اگلے 20 years. Here are some innovations that they have predicted:
These are microsopic machines, as small as atoms. They will revolutionize several industries & may do many things for us - from heating our homes to curing cancer.Battelle researchers see the medical industry as the most important area for this technology سے طرف کی 2020.'We may be able to develope nanomachines that...
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1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that آپ didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.

4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

5. Pay for a large order in pennies.

6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time آپ pass the window. For added fun,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the اگلے thing that comes out of it's butt."

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the ٹوسٹ to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks مکئی and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a تابوت گاڑی, hearse, ہیارسی carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. When آپ get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend آپ are deaf.

4. If he asks if آپ knew how fast آپ were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if آپ can see his gun.

6. When he says آپ aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him سے طرف کی his first name.

11. Pretend آپ are gay and ask...
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