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Opinion by Trent-lover123 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Kiara:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MY LEG IS NOT BROKEN!!!!!!
Ichigo:YOU DIDNT HAVE TO YELL THAT IN MY EAR!!!!
Kiara:Sorry Im just soooooooooo happy.
Kikio:School is almost over آپ know...
Ichigo:yeah and???
Kikio:You do remember right from the last episode don't you???
Ichigo:Uhhhhhh I have no idea what آپ are talking about???
Kikio:Oh boys they never learn.
Ichigo:Then tell me it!!!!
Kkio:Figure it out your self آپ should remember.
*Ichigo trying to remember*
Kkio:UHHHHHH JUST FORGET IT!!!
Kuno:Can we Do it Again please kikio?!?!?!?
Every one there:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Kkio:HE MEAN'S GO ON A تاریخ AGAIN WHAT BAD MINES آپ GUYS HAVE!!!!
Kikio:yes we can today at 8:00.

After school......

*Alexa is waiting for Ichigo*
Alexa:Where is he????


Ichigo's Fighting a hollow....

*Slices the hollows arm off and blood squrts out*
Ichigo:IS THAT ALL آپ GOT آپ STUPID HOLLOW!!!
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Article by Ownzer493 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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He was staring at a wall, مزید like me but I was invisible, یا I thought I was. "*sigh* What is he doing?" being a common idiot I spoke too loud, hopefully he didn't hear me, but im hardly ever lucky so- "Ahhhh! wha- what was that?" he was franticly running around like he heard a ghost. "please shut up!" this startled the crap out of him so he tripped over the T.V. I didn't know what to do, he was going to call somebody. So I left a note, and walked out. "huh, what's this" he picked up the note and read it aloud, "'dear, weird yet understndable reader I am saying sorry for scaring the crap out of you, when آپ understand مزید clearly that im not a ghost I won't kill you, even though I wouldn't. From, ????' oooook that was weird, so what happened to the ghost!?" Amazing even though I dropped the note he is still being stupid, hmm maybe if I just- BOOM! Too late! I hurriedly grabbed him and lunged up through the roof. It was too hard consentrating. He was crying and screaming! He'll find out soon enough.....
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Opinion by Trent-lover123 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Kiara:ow....ow.....ow....ow....ow...ow...OWWWWW!!!
Nurse:I didn't do any thing yet???
Kiara:oh??
Nurse:I GOT THE RESALTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Kiara:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell!!!!!!!!!!!
Nurse:your leg is....

Ichigo:WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FACE!!!!!!
Alexa:every thing your eyes آپ mouth your four head well every thing...
Ichigo:YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!!!
Alexa:are آپ sure are آپ really sure about that?
Ichigo:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES IM SURE!!!
*Alexa is blushing*
Alexa:your so flattering Ichigo.
Ichigo:WHHHHHAAAAAAAT!!!
*still blushing*
ALEXA:oh just stop it your making me blush....
*Ichigo starts blushing*
Ichigo:You are so confusing???
Rukia:hey Ichigo with some girl.
Alexa:Did she just call me some girl???
Viviana:THE RESALTS CAME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every one there:WHAT RESALTS!!!
Viviana:to kiara's leg.
Alexa:Whats the resalts????
Viviana:Her leg is....
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Opinion by werewolflover posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I'm in something called Honors Club at school.Each سال we go on a trip,this سال to St.Louis.We left Thursday,April 29th 2010.
The ride took like six hours.The reason it took so long,was because one of the bus's air conditioning messed up,and we had to sit at a gas station for an hour.
We finally got up there and went to Nascar Speed Park.It was awesome.We got to ride go-carts and I won the race.Then,it was time for dinner.We ate hotdogs.And word of advice,if آپ ever go there DO NOT EAT THEM!!!!They are NASTY.Then,I went to a gift دکان and got a ھٹی, ترش powder stic.I got some tokens,and used them to get a pair of dice and a rubber duck(not much to choose from)Then,my best friend,her mom,my mom,her friend,My mom's دوستوں son,his friend and I all played laser tag.It was so cool!
At ten,when it closed,we went to check in at the Drury Inn.Not the best hotel I've stayed in.I roomed with my friend and her mom.
The اگلے day,we got up at 6:30 am and got breakfast.It was pretty good.Then,we went to the St.Louis Science Center.It was HUGE,but I am from a small town,so lots of things seem big.There was a model of a dinosaur that moved and all that.Then I went to...
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Article by Jeffersonian posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival
Every سال my town, Ashley ville hosts the Fall Festival of کدو, لوکی pies. It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Simon Baker Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and talk in the last of the silly weather. My پسندیدہ booth is the one that serves fried chairs on a stick!

This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; Katy Perry came to play on the Ashley ville Stage! It was the best کنسرٹ ever. While Katy Perry played, 13 geese sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the geese sang better than Katy Perry. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the geese won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!

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Opinion by Trent-lover123 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a کیلا peel* Kikio:Are آپ ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did آپ see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Alexa:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that آپ like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss what was going on. well GOOD for you.
Ranma:WATCH OUT GIRLS!!!!!
All the girls:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*ranma runs them over*
Kiara:owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! my leg!!!!!
Alexa:YOU MORON آپ MIGHT OF BROKEN HER LEG!!!*punches ranma down*
Kuno:Yes we killed ranma!!!!
Alexa:what do آپ mean we???
Kikio:kuno will you...
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Guide by breebree446 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
سال of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the چوہا symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re also capable of surviving any situation.


سال of the Ox-(1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997)
Occupying the 2nd position on the Chinese Zodiac, Oxen possess such character traits as dependability, strength and determination. Oxen are tolerant individuals who believe that the road to success involves hard work and scrupulous behavior; they don’t believe in taking shortcuts. They characterize those who don’t work hard as lazy individuals not worthy of respect.
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Fan fiction by hotice posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Sweat is pouring down my face as I run into the nearest crowd of people .Breathing heavily, I staying into the crowd for cover I quickly pull my black hoodie up over my head hoping that from this the hoodie I feel some sort of saftey.It did no work .I look around trying to find somewhere to hid because I know that I can not stay hidden in the group of people forever.The cold January wind hits my face making me feel مزید nervous than before because I have no where to go.There going to find me soon I know it just like they founds the others."Hey,kid are آپ okay !" a tall,balding man yells bring me out of my thoughts
.O crap I better think of some lie to get this mans attention off me "Yeah ,I fine mister I just miss my bus that all."I tell him."Oh, your one those kids going to museum.Hey kid if آپ want I can drive? آپ there I going in that direction anyway." he asks me.Well that kind of weird he does not even know me and he offering me a ride "No thanks sir ,if آپ just point me in the direction of the museum."I say really nicely."Well
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Article by melcu posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours سے طرف کی hooking a camcorder کی, camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal سے طرف کی conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
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Article by melcu posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as آپ walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at آپ for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t آپ wearing shoes” آپ reply سے طرف کی standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
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Opinion by emmett posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up سے طرف کی singing ساحل سمندر, بیچ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say آپ taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If آپ ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
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Article by meow_girl posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to عملی حکمت and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley آپ remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex آپ remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did آپ get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have آپ know I invited my self to this party!

Kara:Whatever آپ remind me of Marik Ishtar from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Melissa:What?!My voice sounds nothing like that!

Kara:No I mean your crazy and childish.

Melissa:Ooooooooohhhhhhh....Max reminds me of the tooth fairy.

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Article by HaleyDewit posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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'It's not the trouble in life that make آپ who آپ are.It's the way آپ deal with them'

'There's no bigger war than the war for love.And there's no مزید disastrous love than the love for war'

'If I'd pick دوستوں who had never made any mistakes,I couldn't even be دوستوں with myself'

'Greatness is like love;if you're destined for it,you'll find it'

'You can only use what آپ have and if آپ have nothing,you can't use it'(talking about braincells)

'Some people need to buy expensive clothes to compensate their empty content'

'If people could actually melt,I'd be a puddle of water سے طرف کی now'

'I don't attack the people that I dislike.I defend the people that I do like and in my defending I can go extreme'

'Why should my generation save the world when it's the گزشتہ one that's the cause of its destruction?'

'I've lost all battles,but I've won the war'

'Even when the other side of the world falls apart on my wedding day,I'm still gonna say 'I do' and I will only think about me and the love of my life.And there's nothing selfish about it'
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Article by cute20k posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd آپ let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im lost so howww
Did this happen?
And آپ sit back just laughin
My دل left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres مزید to life than just a dream.
If آپ don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt مزید than you'd think.

Are آپ buying my trust?
I didnt make it thus,
You're getting me everything i thought i would want.
Ever thought that maybe,
Your lies still haunt.

Havent آپ realized what this is a perfect picture of?
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List by TDAPlayer158 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
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Opinion by heavenly13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure آپ out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in آپ and آپ let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive آپ , its the end
so آپ can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

آپ broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
آپ never cried
آپ just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil آپ burn me
یا beat me
and call me wortless as آپ push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in آپ and آپ let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive آپ , its the end
so آپ can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye
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Opinion by HaiSuG96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, ویڈیوز and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i love my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones آپ see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they love their haters, and sometimes I think "if آپ love your haters, then why do آپ hate back?" seriously. And I know that anyone who can read this knows that it's true. Don't lie on myspace to impress others, because there shouldn't be anyone to judge you. And if آپ change for others, then that makes آپ a copy. Not an original. Some say "I'm special" یا "you will never meet anyone else like me". But all I see is nothing but a copy. Everyone in this world is special, but it's time آپ start acting like it. Because if آپ copy others, then آپ aren't any better than that girl that everyone tries to be like, even if she is hated سے طرف کی everyone in the school. If آپ copy one who آپ hate, but you...
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List by TDAPlayer158 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If آپ can't drink and drive, why do آپ need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do آپ need a silencer if آپ are going to shoot a mime?

Have آپ ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would دودھ come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If آپ tied buttered ٹوسٹ to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
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List by HaleyDewit posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I hate it when people have bad critics on my stories when they suck at writing,because I don't

I hate it when people tell me what to do.The only people I ever listen to are my parents and the one who pays me every month

I hate it when people tell me I'm wrong,when I'm convinced that I'm right

I hate it to be left in the dark

I hate it to be ignored یا forgotten

I hate it to be compared with other people.I am who I am and آپ should accept me that way

I hate it that people who hurt me just get away with it while I'm left with all the pain

I hate it that grown ups consider teenager's problems as unimportant and highly overrated

I hate it that I'm so jealous sometimes


But I'm not a hatred person, sort of.

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Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few سیکنڈ later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating آپ this way and آپ know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised me when my parents disappeared. They never wanted me, unlike Wyatt who actually did. If I go out of the house, it’ll break his heart. He’s trying to protect me”
Bianca could not believe he just کہا that. “Who are آپ and what did آپ do to my best friend? Come on, Chris, آپ can’t just give up like that” She paused to catch a breath and than continued. “You have to get outside. We can go to the فلمیں یا eat a hamburger and fries یا go to a club. I don’t know, as long as آپ don’t stay in here”
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Article by salmiddle posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do آپ think I'm pretty?
(Boy)NO
(Girl)Do آپ want to be with me forever
(Boy)NO?
(Girl)Wouls آپ cry if I walked away?
girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do آپ think I'm pretty?
(Boy)NO
(Girl)Do آپ want to be with me forever
(Boy)NO?
(Girl)Wouls آپ cry if I walked away?

(Again the boy said)NO
She heard enough and waz hurt, ****he walked away tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm and said:
(Boy)- You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL
(Boy)- I don't want to be with آپ forever, I NEED to be with آپ forever
(Boy)- and I wouldn't cry if آپ walked away... I would DIE!!!!
(Boy whisperz)- Plzzzz stay with me...
(Girl whisperz)- I will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to آپ between 1-4 pm tomorrow it could be anywhere..Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If آپ dont post this on to 5 other games آپ will have relationship problems for the اگلے 10 years
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Fan fiction by phangirl2009 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “EMIlY!”
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have آپ ever noticed good news for آپ always seems to mean مزید work for me?”
    “No someone ordered you.”
    “What?! That can’t be, I mean I’m not McKenna” McKenna was known for her… looks I guess آپ could say. Any boy could have her.
    “Yeah well whoever ordered آپ sounded pretty mad so I would go.”    
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Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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When the meeting was over and all of his minions were gone, Wyatt came into the kitchen. He found Chris, who was still sitting on the floor, and he curled his nose. “You know, Chris, that dishes really aren’t going to clean itself, if آپ get my point”
Chris crawled up and walked to the sink, where he turned the tap open. Wyatt kept looking at him and it made him really nervous. He swallowed and rotated his head slowly to Wyatt. “Can I help آپ with something, mister Halliwell?” Wyatt shook his head and Chris continued his work. “I was wondering if آپ know where your loyalty lies”, he کہا coldly.
Chris blinked to make the words sink in. “See, I’ve heard out of a good source, that you’re planning to break the rules and go outside. آپ have permission to go-” Chris looked up, surprised. “-but if آپ do, آپ cannot come back here” Chris got a disappointed expression on his face.
“But that’s not fair! آپ can’t keep me in here forever! I need to go outside! Please, Wyatt, just let me go outside for one day, that’s all I’m asking for”, he desperately begged. Wyatt squeezed his lips together and a stubborn glance appeared in his...
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1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.

2. Phone someone in the office آپ barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

4. When someone hands آپ a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"

5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".

6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".

7. Walk sideways to the photocopier, کیکڑے, کیکڑا style.

8. Say to your manager, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

9. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did آپ get all that, cause I don't want to repeat it".

10. Press the "no cup option" on the coffee machine, kneel down and drink directly from the nozzle.
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1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2 - If آپ had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4 - People who want to share their religious گیا پڑھا مرتبہ with آپ almost never want آپ to share yours with them.

5 - آپ should not confuse your career with your life.

6 - Nobody cares if آپ can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7 - Never lick a سٹیک knife.

8 - The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9 - آپ will never find anybody who can give آپ a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10 - آپ should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that آپ think she's pregnant unless آپ can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
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