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List by TDAPlayer158 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
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Opinion by heavenly13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure آپ out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in آپ and آپ let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive آپ , its the end
so آپ can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

آپ broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
آپ never cried
آپ just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil آپ burn me
یا beat me
and call me wortless as آپ push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in آپ and آپ let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive آپ , its the end
so آپ can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye
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Opinion by HaiSuG96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, ویڈیوز and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i love my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones آپ see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they love their haters, and sometimes I think "if آپ love your haters, then why do آپ hate back?" seriously. And I know that anyone who can read this knows that it's true. Don't lie on myspace to impress others, because there shouldn't be anyone to judge you. And if آپ change for others, then that makes آپ a copy. Not an original. Some say "I'm special" یا "you will never meet anyone else like me". But all I see is nothing but a copy. Everyone in this world is special, but it's time آپ start acting like it. Because if آپ copy others, then آپ aren't any better than that girl that everyone tries to be like, even if she is hated سے طرف کی everyone in the school. If آپ copy one who آپ hate, but you...
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List by TDAPlayer158 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If آپ can't drink and drive, why do آپ need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do آپ need a silencer if آپ are going to shoot a mime?

Have آپ ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would دودھ come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If آپ tied buttered ٹوسٹ to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
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List by HaleyDewit posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I hate it when people have bad critics on my stories when they suck at writing,because I don't

I hate it when people tell me what to do.The only people I ever listen to are my parents and the one who pays me every month

I hate it when people tell me I'm wrong,when I'm convinced that I'm right

I hate it to be left in the dark

I hate it to be ignored یا forgotten

I hate it to be compared with other people.I am who I am and آپ should accept me that way

I hate it that people who hurt me just get away with it while I'm left with all the pain

I hate it that grown ups consider teenager's problems as unimportant and highly overrated

I hate it that I'm so jealous sometimes


But I'm not a hatred person, sort of.

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Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few سیکنڈ later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating آپ this way and آپ know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised me when my parents disappeared. They never wanted me, unlike Wyatt who actually did. If I go out of the house, it’ll break his heart. He’s trying to protect me”
Bianca could not believe he just کہا that. “Who are آپ and what did آپ do to my best friend? Come on, Chris, آپ can’t just give up like that” She paused to catch a breath and than continued. “You have to get outside. We can go to the فلمیں یا eat a hamburger and fries یا go to a club. I don’t know, as long as آپ don’t stay in here”
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Article by salmiddle posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do آپ think I'm pretty?
(Boy)NO
(Girl)Do آپ want to be with me forever
(Boy)NO?
(Girl)Wouls آپ cry if I walked away?
girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do آپ think I'm pretty?
(Boy)NO
(Girl)Do آپ want to be with me forever
(Boy)NO?
(Girl)Wouls آپ cry if I walked away?

(Again the boy said)NO
She heard enough and waz hurt, ****he walked away tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm and said:
(Boy)- You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL
(Boy)- I don't want to be with آپ forever, I NEED to be with آپ forever
(Boy)- and I wouldn't cry if آپ walked away... I would DIE!!!!
(Boy whisperz)- Plzzzz stay with me...
(Girl whisperz)- I will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to آپ between 1-4 pm tomorrow it could be anywhere..Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If آپ dont post this on to 5 other games آپ will have relationship problems for the اگلے 10 years
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Fan fiction by phangirl2009 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “EMIlY!”
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have آپ ever noticed good news for آپ always seems to mean مزید work for me?”
    “No someone ordered you.”
    “What?! That can’t be, I mean I’m not McKenna” McKenna was known for her… looks I guess آپ could say. Any boy could have her.
    “Yeah well whoever ordered آپ sounded pretty mad so I would go.”    
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Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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When the meeting was over and all of his minions were gone, Wyatt came into the kitchen. He found Chris, who was still sitting on the floor, and he curled his nose. “You know, Chris, that dishes really aren’t going to clean itself, if آپ get my point”
Chris crawled up and walked to the sink, where he turned the tap open. Wyatt kept looking at him and it made him really nervous. He swallowed and rotated his head slowly to Wyatt. “Can I help آپ with something, mister Halliwell?” Wyatt shook his head and Chris continued his work. “I was wondering if آپ know where your loyalty lies”, he کہا coldly.
Chris blinked to make the words sink in. “See, I’ve heard out of a good source, that you’re planning to break the rules and go outside. آپ have permission to go-” Chris looked up, surprised. “-but if آپ do, آپ cannot come back here” Chris got a disappointed expression on his face.
“But that’s not fair! آپ can’t keep me in here forever! I need to go outside! Please, Wyatt, just let me go outside for one day, that’s all I’m asking for”, he desperately begged. Wyatt squeezed his lips together and a stubborn glance appeared in his...
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.

2. Phone someone in the office آپ barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

4. When someone hands آپ a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"

5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".

6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".

7. Walk sideways to the photocopier, کیکڑے, کیکڑا style.

8. Say to your manager, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

9. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did آپ get all that, cause I don't want to repeat it".

10. Press the "no cup option" on the coffee machine, kneel down and drink directly from the nozzle.
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2 - If آپ had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4 - People who want to share their religious گیا پڑھا مرتبہ with آپ almost never want آپ to share yours with them.

5 - آپ should not confuse your career with your life.

6 - Nobody cares if آپ can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7 - Never lick a سٹیک knife.

8 - The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9 - آپ will never find anybody who can give آپ a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10 - آپ should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that آپ think she's pregnant unless آپ can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
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Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Decades پہلے the San Francisco خلیج, کھاڑی had been overlapped سے طرف کی the gigantic Golden Gate Bridge. Night and دن were perfectly separated and there was a balance between buildings and nature. However, ever since Wyatt Halliwell had taken over community, the city was covered in darkness 24/7. The bridge had been blown up when he’d lost his temper once again, which happened lots of times.
Everyone was scared to death for the Charmed Ones son and there were only a handful of people who stood up to him. The rest of the community was murdered on his command یا tried to please him سے طرف کی spying on the enemy یا kill them. The Halliwell manor had become a place to fear and those who tried to escape from the Tiran tried to avoid the house as much as possible. It was also the place where Wyatt had his meetings. Tonight was one of them.
He was sitting at the living میز, جدول and had a superiority expression on his face. He impatiently tapped on the میز, جدول with his fingers. Than he glanced at the kitchen. “Chris Perry, what’s taking آپ so long?” In the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ there was a twenty-two سال old guy walking up and down with plates with کوکیز and tea. He walked in in the living room and put...
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Article by cute20k posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Your reading my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. آپ didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did آپ notice I skipped number three.
7. آپ don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that آپ silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then آپ realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But آپ remember that a fact is something that can be proven right یا wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. آپ wish آپ never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch آپ with the missing number this time. یا did I?
14. آپ wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. آپ totally forgot I was only supposed to tell آپ ten facts.

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Opinion by orangeturnip posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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User: Wendigo یا yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome یا disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious یا vile; an action that arouses disgust یا abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with آپ at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak آپ soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't this.

User: What is the meaning of life in your opinion.

Cleverbot: The book of Job says their is no meaning. We are human therefore forever bared from knowing the true meaning.

User: Okay but what is your opinion.

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List by frosti529 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her پیزا cut into six pieces یا twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did آپ get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new فر, سمور کوٹ and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes یا an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,
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List by hsyw posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Everytime آپ read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If آپ are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fan fiction by yoshifan1976 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new دوستوں and they lived happily ever after.






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Guide by emmett posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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* I didn't write this :)

1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.)
2. Pay entirely in pennies.

3. Tell them آپ require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.

4. Order a shake, and tell them آپ want بیکن with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess آپ really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"

5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let آپ talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.”

6. While you’re in line, jump up and down like you’re having a spazz attack and scream repeatedly, “YO QUIERO ٹیکو BELL!”

7. Sell White قلعہ food in the restrooms. Then when people get food poisoning آپ can blame it on McDonald’s.
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Article by IsabellaMCullen posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Whenever آپ are اگلے bored, یا feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your میل ای address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' یا 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks آپ to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your ڈیسک and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".

Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."

dont use any punctuation

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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Fan fiction by yoshifan1976 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse آڑو was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", آڑو told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a kiss and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. گلبہار, گل داؤدی hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between them. Mario felt Luigi's head. It was warm. For the اگلے few days, he took care of his sick brother. A week later, Luigi was cured. After they paid Mario the fee, Luigi and گلبہار, گل داؤدی thanked him. "Anything for آپ guys", he کہا with a wink. Then he had to go back to the office. The Mario brothers did their special handshake and then he left. Mario was thankful for his brother Luigi. Glad آپ feel better little bro, he thought with a smile.
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Guide by ThatDamnLlama posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do آپ see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?



Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet یا any other small room with only one way in یا out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before آپ get eaten.



Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a محفوظ bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be hoofing it on foot in the event of a zombie outbreak. So when travelling on four wheels wear your نشست belt. Nothing worse then finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies.



Rule 4: Doubletap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When آپ do end up using it for that last منٹ 'oh shit' moment remember to double tap. Its an emergency and thats why your using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp? One bullet مزید in the head...
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Opinion by zanesaaomgfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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They کہا two years ago, there will be no school closings. Today, the سیکنڈ school, may be closed.

I have a video here:

link

Yes, East Ramapo School District is having the سیکنڈ school closing warning. Last year, they closed Colton Elementry School.

When آپ watch this video, آپ will understand the pain me and my sister are going through. This doesn't happen in CA.

My sister is still at the never ending meeting while me and my other sister worry.

Its not fair how they LIE to us. The Board of Education my ass, budgets my butt. Wheres the care for education. After all, its called Board of Education.

If آپ live in my area یا feel my pain, please post a تبصرہ and spread the word.

Now they start taking gym, band, chrous, art!?!
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List by gossipgirlxoxo posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring آپ food.

3. Spill a lot of بیئر on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five منٹ out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a میں hamster, ہمزٹر as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage, and tell your roommate, "I was curious."

8. Start a brothel.

9. Develop Multiple Personality Disorder, of the seven dwarfs in snow white.
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Opinion by sapherequeen posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different سٹریٹ, گلی in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made آپ feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of ہوم that it always gave me. I also made new دوستوں immediately; a little girl named Emma who was at least 2 years younger than me, and two siblings, Stella and Brent who were a lot older than me but were still alright for me to be around sometimes. It seemed like a great place to live, but that soon changed. On the first دن my mother and stepfather saw our new house, they were approached سے طرف کی a group of neighbors. Two of these neighbors were a husband and wife that lived only like four houses away, and had three daughters. While talking with these people, my mother heard a تبصرہ from either the husband یا wife (she wasn’t sure). She could have sworn she heard one of them...
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List by Mallory101 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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..Thats right....Be amazed. (:


Abaza (Russia) Mysh bzi
Abaza (Russia) Umsh bzi
Abé (Côte d'Ivoire) Bomé
Abé (Côte d'Ivoire) Eli o
Abkhaz (Georgia) Mshybzia
Abkhaz (Georgia) Mshybziakua
Abkhaz (Georgia) [to a man] Bziara ubaant
Abkhaz (Georgia) [to a woman] Bziara bbant
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Kwai
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Kwai kwai
Abron (Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire) Akwaaba
Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala) Hanik'
Aceh (Sumatra) Saleum
Aceh (Sumatra) Assalamoe aleikoem
Achareta (South Asia) 'O
Achareta (South Asia) 'E
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