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2.pretend آپ have a random obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the اگلے few days and buy all sorts of لاما related stuff then one دن dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several مزید times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of آپ so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad...
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These are my سب, سب سے اوپر 15 LEAST پسندیدہ شخصیات مشہور and just like with my سب, سب سے اوپر 15 پسندیدہ شخصیات مشہور فہرست I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell آپ how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to دکھائیں that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a فہرست like this pretty much just کہا they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my فہرست and please keep in mind this is just my...
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posted by dodo4
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This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The مزید he gives to others, the مزید he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer یا مزید flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a ذریعہ of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever آپ ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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posted by milorox18
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10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our دوستوں don't say "hi" سے طرف کی punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... آپ know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister یا brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your موسیقی really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a روٹی سینڈوچ

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat یا dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
posted by Shelly_McShelly
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Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four سوالات to determine the level of your intellect. Your جوابات must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating یا wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: آپ are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in سیکنڈ place.
In which position are آپ now?

Answer:

If آپ answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. آپ overtook the سیکنڈ runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the اگلے سوال try not to be so dumb.

2 : If آپ overtake the last...
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found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. آپ are going to fail the class completely no matter what آپ get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read سوالات aloud, debate your جوابات with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure آپ can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five منٹ into it, loudly say to the...
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posted by bubble_babe
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1) when meeting them for the frist time walk up to him/her and say "thanks آپ for having me, i will try not to bit آپ یا the....others" like a evil sad little girl/boy

2) if ur teachers yell at you, یا u get into a fight in front of him.her say "fine, i'll just go back to my bunny friends" then stand tall and look proud an say "i'm a bad bunny."

3) be frist in line all the time, and if someone is infront of آپ start a debat on who should be frist

4)ask the teacher to hold your hand while going down the stairs. re-peat this untill they say no then start crying and say "did ur father/mother do...
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I was born on a مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی plantation 62 سیکنڈ before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", سے طرف کی Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis ڈریک showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of chocolate fudge کی, لغویات cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, یا eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the دن I was born.
posted by slytherin360
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found this on the net:

29 Annoying Ways to Order a پیزا

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would آپ please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation آپ are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...
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1.if they let آپ touch their آئی پوڈ, ipod computer یا mp3 خارج every thing on it!

2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!

3.when they go with آپ to the store یا something yell "WHY ARE آپ FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"

4.tell you're mom یا dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!

5.cut their hair in there sleep

6.hide their pet and say آپ saw get run over

7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as آپ can in their room

8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it

9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it...
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 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there موسیقی videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I love them مزید then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I love these two they start out hating each other then become close دوستوں یا maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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posted by jessicamc26
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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he کہا "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and تفصیل and he put the man inside and کہا "see آپ in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the سیکنڈ man he asked the same سوال and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...
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سے طرف کی a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much مزید successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...
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posted by Cyrusrocks
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I thought these were funny. Hope u like them.



I "wonder" why some "people" like to use random "quotation marks" in their "sentences".

Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!

Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.

Be warned if آپ piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat آپ will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.

I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p

If آپ are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz...
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posted by Joe1996
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1. When آپ get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend آپ are deaf.

4. If he asks if آپ knew how fast آپ were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if آپ can see his gun.

6. When he says آپ aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him سے طرف کی his first name.

11. Pretend آپ are gay and ask...
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posted by My8thUsername
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A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own فہرست of سب, سب سے اوپر Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So آپ no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An مالٹا, نارنگی is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to love Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to love every day.
Contributed سے طرف کی funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are آپ talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed سے طرف کی funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, آپ have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed سے طرف کی funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service ڈیسک and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid یا a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are آپ doing?", say, "What are آپ doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the سوفی, لٹانا until آپ give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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