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Article by Free_Spirit posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Me: OKay well this is for my religion class, i گیا کیا پوسٹ it on the writing spot but no ones شدہ تبصرہ and its dues this week soo um yeah. to give a note i have to use an artistic form to دکھائیں my image of Jesus, and i chose to use the sea as a metapor..okay please comment...and critism

Freedom:
To feel the sand
The sun on your back
It’s a no man’s land
With no fear of attack
No chains of society
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Fan fiction by Diblover111 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done سے طرف کی me, it is done سے طرف کی
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps آگے before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards his house only to be thrown back onto the unforgiving tarmac. A large explosion wracked the building, causing the windows of the سب, سب سے اوپر floor to shatter spectacularly. Dib automatically shielded himself from the shards that rained down onto him - still a few managed to shred through the thin material of his pajamas and into his skin. He curled tighter into himself, not being able to برداشت, ریچھ his anguish, the horrible crackling noises and the screaming, oh god, the cacophony of screaming around him. And yet a clear voice roused him enough to lift his head.
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Guide by Bond_Of_Fury posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow


Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and دکھائیں it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and دکھائیں it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so that his shadow will be in pain for a while, and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 5: He can throw an anvil at his shadow so that his shadow would be needed to be picked up سے طرف کی an ایمبولینس and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 6: He can shout: “Watch out! Daltons!” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.
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Article by cassie-1-2-3 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I thought I’d share with آپ all, the horrible event I just experienced only moments ago…
First off, I need to explain my terrifying fear of roaches and all insects. When I was really young, around three years old, I believe, I had a horrible nightmare. I still remember it as clear as day. I was sitting in my bedroom one evening when my parents decided to go to the فلمیں and leave me ہوم all alone. I was sitting there, depressed… when a bunch of roaches stated crawling into my room from under the door. I screamed and jumped onto my bed. مزید and مزید were seeping through until the whole door just caved in. They started pouring in as I bravely fled the room. I went outside with roaches covering my body. I started running down the sidewalk to catch up to my parents, but as آپ probably know, no matter how fast آپ run in a dream, آپ never seem to get any closer to your destination… Then it started raining. As the water rinsed all the roaches off of me, I found that they ate all my hair and my pretty red dress. I ran into my bedroom, dropped to my knees, and started crying… That was the moment, 17 years ago; that I woke up with the greatest phobia of roaches a...
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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when that angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my دل
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the angel appears to آپ in form of desire
آپ float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
آپ jump about
cos آپ cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this angel with her good intensions
will make آپ fly
the angel will make آپ cry
the angel will make آپ feel how others feel
so آپ can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already lost
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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when death sits on your shoulder
infecting your دل
the beat of the cursed one
feels no empathy
feels all alone
when hope is on holiday
when آپ want your self back
where do آپ go
who do آپ turn to
who will end your suffering
he sits and waits
o death on my shoulder
i know your after my soul
i know آپ just wait
but i'm not sure if آپ are playing tricks on me
can آپ end my sorrow
یا is it آپ who causes my agony
will آپ be there when i die
still squeezing and taking all i have
until i'm dust and wind.
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Opinion by mimifaith posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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آپ should never change who آپ are, یا what آپ like, یا your personality because someone else doesn't like it, یا looks down their nose at you... but sometimes it is important to know and to care about what others think of you.

For example... if آپ wear makeup, یا buy clothes that make آپ look good; if آپ are polite and آپ smile when someone smiles at you, then آپ care about what they think and this is a good thing.
If everyone کہا that they didn't care what people thought of them, then the world would be in total chaos. Respect comes from caring about other's opinions and what people think of you, it isn't all about somebody judging you.

The people who don't care at all, are the people who end up in jail and on the streets, doing چھری crime and disrespecting their elder's. the word 'care' itself implies that آپ are compassionate and loving. But as long as آپ know your priorities then آپ do care.

I am proud to say that care what people think of how i present myself, یا how intelligent people think i am, یا how polite i am.
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Review by emmett posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see تصاویر in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. آپ Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 منٹ of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic dream (likely opium induced) – he put pen to paper and began to describe his “vision in a dream” in what has become one of English’s most famous poems: Kubla Khan. Part way through (54 lines in fact) he was interrupted سے طرف کی a “Person from Porlock“. Coleridge returned to his poem but could not remember the rest of his dream. The poem was never completed.

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List by XDRoseLuvsHP posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Achluophobia: fear of sourness

Agyrophobia: fear of crossing the street

Alektorophobia: fear of chickens

Anthrophobia: fear of flowers

Arachibutyrophobia: fear of مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن sticking to the roof of your mouth

Aulophobia: fear of flutes

Barophobia: fear of gravity

Bibliophobia: fear of books

Blennophobia: fear of slime

Cacophobia: fear of ugliness

Cathisophobia: fear of sitting

Dendrophobia: fear of trees

Genuphobia: fear of knees

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: fear of long words

Hypertrichophobia: fear of hair

Ichthyophobia: fear of fish

Koinoniphobia: fear of rooms

Lachanophobia: fear of vegetables

Leukophobia: fear of the color white

Levophobia: fear of things to the left side of the body

Melanophobia: fear of the color black
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Article by mimifaith posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't پرستار anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their پروفائل and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to پرستار someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a پرستار of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my اگلے reason...
If آپ have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to پرستار you.
However, if i can see that you're a پرستار of 'Random' یا 'Harry Potter' یا 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will پرستار آپ back.

On the other hand, if آپ are looking at this thinking that آپ haven't done any of these things, then feel free to پرستار me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
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Guide by hsyw posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Bye them a Twilight T-shirt.

2. Constently yell "Team Edward!" یا "Team Jacob!" (I prefer Team Edward)

3. When آپ see a dog say "Oh my Twilight, It's a werewolf!"

4. Relate everything they say to something about Twilight.

5. Constently sing "SEXY VAMPIRE" at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs when they're around.

6. When they say "I hate Twilight." start shaking really hard and when they ask آپ whats wrong say "I'm about to turn into a werewolf like Jacob."

7. Recite phrases from the کتابیں and say them to the Twilight haters.

8. Ask them if they think Rosalie is pretty.

9. Every time they speak reply with a Twilight quote even if it doesn't make sense.

10. Ask them why they don't like Twilight. When they respond, tell them that that's a ridiculous excuse and only idiots with no life hate Twilight.

11. Round up all the Twilighters آپ can find to annoy the brain cells out of Twilight haters.
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List by cute20k posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Dial a random number and confuse the person who جوابات سے طرف کی saying things like;
"Why did آپ call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up random statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a random مضمون like this.

4. At walmart یا somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, یا a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.

5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"

6. Text everyone آپ know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"

7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your دوستوں as your sidekick یا other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one آپ deeply despise.
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Opinion by emmett posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. While آپ are آپ are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another پیزا delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his سوالات with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time آپ say something with the letter “P”

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks آپ if آپ would like a drink with the pizza, act as if آپ were confused.
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Guide by Abilei posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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10. ON VACATION: Who would آپ most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told آپ "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have آپ now wasted your time and money, but آپ can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.


9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged in a compromising تصویر with a complete stranger...to you, at least. Why this is called the "World Wide Web" and some people can't figure out how they got busted is beyond us. Besides, it's way too trendy these days - be original, people!


7. AROUND THE FAMILY: Don't make it a family affair - you'll seriously regret it. Whether at a sibling’s wedding (see #6), a family vacation (see #10), یا meeting the family for the first time (really!?), this one is clearly ridden with minefields that will lead to nothing but trouble. If this happens...
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Article by MF114 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A دن dont go سے طرف کی آپ dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF آپ do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta آپ XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie: I could make him cheeseburgers instead
WhoCares: 8D EPIC!!!!!!
WhoCares: XDDDDD
EmptyInside: یا whoppers
Skrewwd: So no one cares about me?
Skrewwd falls over dead from the gun wound
Skrewwd is sure no one cares
EmptyInside: great, now cait is hungry -_-
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List by xxXsk8trXxx posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Abbaye de Belloc
Abbaye de Citeaux
Abbaye du Mont des Cats
Abertam
Abondance
Acapella
Ackawi
Acorn
Adelost
Affidelice au Chablis
Afuega'l Pitu
Airag
Airedale
Aisy Cendre
Allgauer Emmentaler
Alverca
Ambert
American Cheese
Ami du Chambertin
Anejo Enchilado
Anneau du Vic-Bilh
Anthoriro
Appenzell
Aragon
Ardi Gasna
Ardrahan
Armenian String
Aromes au Gene de Marc
Asadero
Asiago
Aubisque Pyrenees
Autun
Avaxtskyr
Baby Swiss
Babybel
Baguette Laonnaise
Bakers
Baladi
Balaton
Bandal
Banon
Barry's خلیج, کھاڑی Cheddar
Basing
Basket Cheese
Bath Cheese
Bavarian Bergkase
Baylough
Beaufort
Beauvoorde
Beenleigh Blue
بیئر Cheese
Bel Paese
Bergader
Bergere Bleue
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Opinion by Kanji posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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When آپ woke up zein was siting on the بستر "Your up!"he کہا delighted he was dressed in normal clothes today and he did look kinda cute."How do آپ feel?"asked Ivy from the other side of the room."f-fine"you answered آپ saw max was also in the room.He was glaring at آپ his eyes full of hatered "Master zein?"He spoke slowly Zein looked as if he just pulled out of a trance"Yes" "Why do آپ care for that human some much"He spoke as if the words burned his mouth like acid Zein looked shocked"I dont care for her but it was our falt that see got hurt"he told max.Max smiled like he just got a idea "Then...if آپ don't care for her...can i make her mine?"Max asked grimly Zein glared at him "But if care for her then i'll leave her alone" zein's hands made fists "Fine,do what آپ wish max"he کہا and stommped out of the room.You looked over at ivy whos whole face showed she was very worryed.When آپ looked back over to look at max آپ saw he had gotten very close to you.He smiled widely at آپ and آپ saw his fangs "Dont worry" he کہا sounding like he was trying not to laugh "I wont turn آپ and i promise it wont hurt...much" he started to lean into آپ getting closer and closer to your...
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Me:
are آپ the real god
God:
Are آپ doubting me? Don't آپ know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are آپ serious? Are آپ testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
آپ are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are آپ asking about? I am glad to hear that آپ are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if آپ are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether یا not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god یا G.O.D was a Great مالٹا, نارنگی Duck
God:
Whatever gave آپ that idea?
Me:
a wise old chinese man told me
God:
What is it?
Me:
it is what آپ make it
God:
Really. it is?
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -- both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger نشست thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light".

After a few مزید منٹ they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger نشست was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the اگلے intersection to see what was going on. At the اگلے intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did آپ know we just ran through three red lights in a row! آپ could have killed us!

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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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There were 11 people hanging on to a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a real touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men starting clapping.

Never underestimate the power of a woman.

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Opinion by Kanji posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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آپ turned to see him right there and screamed "what are آپ doing in my house?" آپ yelled. He just smiled and laughed a little then grabbed your hand,you tried to back away but couldn't آپ blinked and then noticed آپ were outside. "what? how did i get out here" آپ whispered to yourself all the people in hoods started to crowed around آپ and the guy that still was holding your hand."looks like we've found a snack" he told the people that crowed around both of you."what?!" آپ screamed trying to back away,but his grip on آپ just tightened."Let go of me" آپ screamed and slapped him, he quickly let go of your hand and everyone went quite.Then all of the people crowding آپ eyes turned red and started to yell at you."A human like آپ to hit our master like that...it's unheard of" one of the people dragged آپ away from him and the rest followed "you have no idea what آپ got into" they mumbled to آپ one of them pushed آپ so hard آپ went flying into the window then آپ blacked out. آپ guessed آپ weren't out for long because when آپ woke up the people were still there.But they looked different still mad, but different, like they were holding back the man that was being...
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The مزید آپ squrimed the harder he bit آپ and all of a sudden آپ felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto آپ tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became مزید and مزید frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought آپ were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and held her in my arms trying to get her to calm down.Her body started shaking even مزید and her screams got louder and louder."Vince what the f*(k did آپ do?"i screamed tryin to fight the tears that were forming at the back of my eyes.He looked up at me and laughed "Oh felix"he کہا still laughing "I cant believe آپ would fall for something so so fragile" "Shut up!"I growled and he stopped laughing "what the h3!! did آپ do to her?" vince glared at me then answered with a smug grin on his face "I bit her genus"he answered.My face got even مزید pale then it already was, he turned...
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Opinion by Kanji posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Felix kept his eyes on آپ "im sorry ,i lost it i didnt mean to hurt you..."he looked down and was silent."Felix what happen?... what did آپ do to me?" felix looked at آپ "Get some rest ,i'll explain when آپ wake up"he pulled the covers up"But im not tired" he laughed and put his hand on your forehead,all of a sudden everything got very foggy and آپ felt really sleepy.You closed your eyes and started to drift to sleep the last thing آپ remember is Soft laughing and someone saying "Sweet dreams love"
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When آپ woke up آپ were in felixs بستر آپ looked around to see him on the side of the bed.He must have been watching آپ he looked like he was sleeping, but آپ could tell he was faking.You lightly brushed your hand through his hair,he sleepily looked up at آپ "your awake"he smiled."yes i am" آپ smiled back at him آپ must be going crazy آپ were starting to like him...
"Felix..."you looked in his eyes and he smiled even bigger "what is it ?" he asked آپ "What did آپ do to me before?" he frowned and looked at the floor آپ grabbed his head and made him look in your eyes."tell me" he looked down again and was silent for some time before he finally کہا "i...
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Opinion by Kanji posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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When آپ woke up آپ were on a soft بستر and surrounded سے طرف کی pillows.You were shaking though even though a huge warm blanket was covering you,you were really cold.Your stomach growled and آپ started crying how long were آپ asleep? آپ were starving, cold and could barely move.You decided to try to get out of the room.You got out of بستر and carefully shakily took a step آگے holding onto the بستر for help 'what did he do to me' آپ thought tears falling down your face your body hurt with every movement.You got to the door and opened it and held onto the wall.You tried to take another step but fell down,darkness started to take over آپ heard someone scream your name before آپ fully blacked out.You woke up again not long after that.This time though there was people surrounding آپ and آپ were in a different بستر in a different room.The people around آپ looked like doctors and nurses.You saw in the far corner felix was siting in a chair with his head in his hands,a man was standing اگلے to him everyone looked hurried doing whatever it was they were doing there was lots of voices but all آپ could make seance of was that the man was yelling at felix and felix was crying? 'what...
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آپ glared at your friend for betraying آپ and then looked back at felix disgused "I dont care what your name is bring me back ہوم NOW!"you screamed in his face wish this was all a bad dream."No"he کہا simply then continued "you will work as a maid around here and also serve every last vampire here" آپ looked up at him "you have got to be kidding me" was all آپ could say before he grabbed your shoulders and آپ were back against the wall.You glared into his angry eyes,"No im not kidding" he کہا but his eyes losing up "You will be the maid around her.you'll clean,answer the door and anything else a vampire from this house asks of you" he let آپ go and started to walk away آپ friend fallowing him."She will دکھائیں آپ to your room آپ start at sun rise,Oh an do be careful your the only human in the house."he added and looked back with a grin.Your friend draged آپ all the way back to the room آپ were in before trying to talk to آپ but آپ wouldn't listen to her how could آپ see traded آپ for a vampire.You walked into the room and slammed the door in her face.You sat on the بستر and cried آپ wanted to go ہوم then آپ remmbered the house looked empty so آپ have a chase of...
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