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posted by Bluekait
Dude, this is scary! Let me tell آپ want happened.

I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,


As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He کہا (and still yelling),


I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I کہا "No" and he did a "Darn"

Then he told all his دوستوں that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true یا not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His دوستوں were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"

I thought I may want to share
posted by sideshowbobbart
This short insight as the main aim takes one particular social group – fangirls. Scientists argued (and still do) many times whether distinguishing aforementioned group from the rest of society is valid یا not, but one brilliant researcher pointed out that even sociopaths are being classified as separated group, so why not fangirls. This small research is written in his memory, because the group, he spent his entire life researching on, got him into their hands and now his relics are unable to be traced سے طرف کی Interpol. But probably are worshipped somewhere. Along with the part of his shoelace....
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posted by 16falloutboy
Hardstyle is an electronic dance genre mixing influences from hardtechno, hard house, hard trance, and hardcore. Hardstyle typically consists of a deep, hard-sounding kick drum, intense faded یا reversed basslines accompanying the beat, a synth playing a melody, and detuned and distorted sounds.[citation needed] It bears some similarities to hard trance. Many hardcore artists produce hardstyle tracks as well, and many newer Hardstyle tracks are written in tuplet.

Hardstyle takes influence from hard trance, gabber, acid house and Hard House....
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ارے everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the مصنف of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope آپ like it.

Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and lost data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell آپ where یا why. 
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See if this is a scary story. I'm trying to write a scary (that will turn romantic) part in my fanfic, but I don't know if this piece of… cake, is creepy. Help me!!!

*Note: This happens in an afternoon. A couple is at the airport. The lights went out because of the thunderstorm, and the girl tries to scare the guy with this story*
Once upon a time, there was a boy who didn't believe in ghosts. One day, he was at the airport with this friend. Suddenly, the lights turned off.
The friend started to tell a story about a criminal that hid in the airport to escape the police, in a stormy afternoon,...
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posted by JustinDrew_B
Rack rack city کتیا, کتيا [repeat]
Mugga on the beat

[Verse 1]
Rack city کتیا, کتيا Rack Rack city bitch
Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch
100 deep V.I.P. no guest list
T-Raw آپ don't know who آپ fucking wit?
Got my other کتیا, کتيا fucking wit my other bitch
Fucking all night nigga we ain't celibate
Make it sound too dope I ain't selling it
Bar fresher than a motherfucking peppermint
Gold leather man last king killing shit
Young money young money yeah we getting rich
Get ya grandma on my dick (ha ha)
Girl آپ know what it is

[Hook x2]
Rack city کتیا, کتيا Rack Rack city کتیا, کتيا [x3]
Ten ten ten twenties and them...
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posted by rayrayrox
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not دکھائیں it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making دوستوں but rarely shows...
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posted by pokemonyellow
Dandruff in a bottle? Don’t be gross! It’s a winter wonderland! Capture the wonders of a white Christmas with this homemade snow globe!

•    Empty Jar
•    Super Glue
•    Christmas Figurine
•    Pack of Glitter

Step 1: Get a clear glass jar with a lid. Clean it with a piece of newspaper یا tissue. Remove any labels یا glue residue.
Step 2: Choose a sculpture یا any clean object that آپ want to put inside. Apply super glue to the bottom of the object.
Step 3: Glue the figure to the underside of the...
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat یا drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why آپ have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail آپ out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting اگلے to آپ sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen آپ cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else آپ cried...just laugh about it with آپ in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks آپ to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has آپ on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

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1. Don't set things on آگ کے, آگ 2.Don't mock hollister
3. NEVER say "who wants an emo hug?"
4. Never call justin bieber a piece of crap
5. Don't write "lying ho" on thier locker
6. Don't correct their grammar
7. Don't say, "God hates you"
8. Never say "I saw آپ at the abortion clinic"
9. Don't tell them their "special"
10. NEVER, EVER, ask, "Was your mom working streets last night?"
11. Never threaten to beat them with a shoe
12. Don't say they have a special medical condition called "bitchitus"

I've learned from personal experience, and no offense, don't mean to affend anyone :)


Shake a chicka.


As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are آپ walking?
So, Annie are آپ walking?
Are آپ walking Annie?
Annie are آپ walking?
So, Annie are آپ walking?
Are آپ walking?
Annie are آپ walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE آپ WALKING???!!!!
ARE آپ WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are آپ walking?
With your dentist
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posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W بش has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, یا 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th دن of the year....
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posted by reb1009
1. bugmenot[/url] website that forces آپ to register.

2. DailyLit – read your پسندیدہ کتابیں سے طرف کی میل ای (on your PC, mobile, etc.).

3. FranceRadio – neat MP3 تلاش Engine that lets آپ Find, Play and Download پسندیدہ MP3s for FREE.

4. Google SMS – provides mobile users with a quick access (via SMS) to a wide range of practical information and tools (i.e. business listings (pizzerias, shops, etc.), weather, movie listings, driving directions, currency converter and lots more.

5. Podlinez – listen to your پسندیدہ podcasts from any phone. Just enter the RSS feed ایل آر یو for the desired podcast...
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Poem i worte before i got together with my boyfriend!!!

When did my feelings get so deep
Why did they take that big long leap
Going from friend to crush
What a rush
And I don't think he knows

Since when did his smile make me go weak
Since when did his tears make mine start to leak
Why does this happen when I'm always so strong
When people called me wonder woman I guess they were wrong
And I don't think he knows

When he talks I cant help but watch his lips
To notice their shape and curves when they dip
Wait, why am I looking? I don't even know
And I cant help but wonder if he even knows

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posted by sweetangel222
1- eat bubble gums

2- relax on the sofa

3- turn on TV
and raise it's sound to highest level.

4-play موسیقی players and raise it loud.

5- put your gums in ہوم door on the lock.

6- dance to the music.

7-switch on the computer.

8- turn on the air condition

9- play in your parents stuff
"Mix them up"
10- eat کیلا and throw it on your neighbor door.

11- turn on the lights.
12- after electric gone,fire a Candle then feel it

13- switch on the electric lock .
14- jump up down from sofa.
posted by iluvsmj
1. When آپ are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five سیکنڈ after it's کہا on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do آپ come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed....
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User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I hat u.

Cleverbot: آپ what love me ah.

User: I what love آپ ah.

Cleverbot: Love is a state of being. Love is freedom. Love is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing آپ won't hit the ground. That is love.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.


Cleverbot: Yes is does.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.

User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told آپ that OVER 9000 TIMES!

Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.

User: Cats.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Blabber...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥

♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥

♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥

♥If you're asking if I love you♥
♥The answer is I do♥


READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
34 random facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. موسیقی is my life.

6. I love to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I love to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I love to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer یا dancer when I'm older.

13. سٹریٹ, گلی dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn آپ کہا the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your کتابیں are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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