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I'm not sure if this issue has ever been discussed on here but I'll do this anyway. Right now, I feel it is time that I share my thoughts and feelings about whats on my mind: Gender roles

Look, I know some guys may actually LIKE some of the usual male stuff (and that's great, that's not really my issue) but I also know that not every guy is the same. Just because I am a "male", doesn't mean I have to be like the "traditional male"--and I don't want to be. My body may be male, but my physical appearance only shows آپ WHAT I am, not WHO. It's not supposed to. Being a male isn't (and shouldn't...
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posted by BlackPetals
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(Literally sat down and typed this out...)

She gave away the secret.
She told him he was my crush.
I wanted her to keep it.
Now when he meets my eyes I blush.

Cheeks are red.
Heart is hammering.
I wasn't mistaken, wasn't misled.
Somewhere, others are yammering.

But in this closet, it's only us two.
This small room is full of me and you.
It should last.
It shouldn't end.

But afterwards, he told his friends.
I was just another girl he got alone.
I was just another girl to flirt with on the phone.
Whenever he was bored, when he had nothing to do.
I wasn't the first.
The first was you.

I met آپ the اگلے day,
You...
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ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like یا love and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn مزید fans......add random ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn مزید fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn تمغے ...u have to add مزید pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have مزید تمغے .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get مزید fans.....and frnds too.

when i have مزید ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this مضمون will be useful have a gr8 دن everybody and type ur تبصرہ plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
posted by scarlet009
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NOT سے طرف کی ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when آپ think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever آپ have to say during commercials.
3. If آپ don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about آپ ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like آپ to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that آپ can eat all you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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 ajl's user شبیہ
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Hello fellow random fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform آپ that a certain new fanpoper with the نام کا صارف of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a سوال saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a فورم saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now آپ will not be able to find these two contributions why آپ ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if آپ want proof that she کہا this check out this forum
link
Now آپ may ask...
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posted by BellaCullen96
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Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
Join Hell's Angels سے طرف کی mail.
Redecorate your garage.
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
Bury your fathers car. Tell your him the dog did it.
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
Climb a sidewalk.
Donate your brother's body to science.
Have your cat bronzed.
Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
Learn to type...with your toes.
Make a quilt out of used کاک, کاکٹیل napkins.
Mow your carpet.
Paint your home...day-glo orange.
Pinstripe your driveway.
Plant a shoe.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
Pour instant...
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posted by LocalArtistist
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Do آپ work at Subway? Because آپ just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do آپ want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang آپ on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but آپ can expect مزید than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Hey babe, how about a پیزا and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't آپ like pizza?
Do آپ work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw آپ checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Stomping the glass
Stomping the glass
What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin یا cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...
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posted by jeniffer2200
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-Get a magazine and get a pen and start making funny faces to the pictures

-If آپ have a video game turn it on and play and if آپ play with protagonist start making funny deaths to him/her

-Write a song

-if آپ are a girl go and make a new hair style (it's fun)


-go and play online games

-Hear some موسیقی and try to sing a-long

-Watch a comedy movie/series

-Try to help your mum سے طرف کی cooking یا cook yourself

-if آپ have a pet go and play with it

-call some دوستوں and tell them what have آپ done along the day

-plan for a party and create invitations

-if آپ like to draw,draw a member from your family and give it to him/her as a gift

-Chat with دوستوں online on fanpop,facebook,twitter ETC.

-Go and تلاش for some new پیپر وال online for your computer
"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. مزید than machinery, we need humanity. مزید than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...
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User: Wendigo یا yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome یا disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious یا vile; an action that arouses disgust یا abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with آپ at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak آپ soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he یا she yells at you. Then ask if آپ got the job.
Stick a piece of بروکولی, شاخ گوبھی between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he یا she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s ڈیسک in front...
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posted by modernfan
We were having an English class today and decided to write a poem. Please, don't mind our spelling mistakes. :)






Eva fell from the cloudy sky
Adam was frightened when she fell on him
Vancouver is a big city
Eva doesn't know what Vancouver is
Strings are broken
Damn, my گٹار doesn't work anymore
Rain forest isn't spelt with W
Omg, Oprah is calling me
Pepper on my eyes
I'll kill myself for that
Now, do آپ remember Adam and Eve
Grass is growing well






FCE Complete
Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

آپ never lived in the streets though آپ wish آپ had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

------------------------------------------------------------------

If آپ need help یا another example for a better understanding, let me know.
posted by E-Scope90
I looked this up and it was really interesting.

The human brain weighs approximately 3.0 pounds. Human skin (all three layers) weighs approximately 20 pounds, intestines 7.5 pounds (large intestine: 4.0 lbs., small intestine: 3.5 lbs.), lungs 5 pounds (2.5 lbs. each), the liver 3.2 pounds, and the دل 0.6 pounds.e
Déjà vu (French for “already seen”) has never been fully explained, though some scientists believe that a neurological glitch causes an experience to be registered in the memory before reaching consciousness.i
In 1955, Einstein’s brain was preserved for research
Albert Einstein’s...
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posted by spongefan612
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 Patrick Laughing
Patrick Laughing
I have many mottos/quotes that I would like to post.

"On the outside we like pie, but on the inside we love pie." ~ME

"I like pie." ~ME

"Screaming will get آپ nowhere." ~ilovecornholio. originally Patrick Star

"I am the great Cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!" ~the real cornholio, Beavis's alter ego

(from an ہاتھی balloon)"HAHAHAHAHA!!!It's a giraffe!!!" ~Patrick Star

"Does this look dangerous?" ~ Patrick Star

"Who are آپ callin' a pinhead?" ~ Patrick Star

"Where's the leak ma'am?" ~ Patrick Star

"We're not talking about some dumb mail front schemer hijacking here! We چرا لیا, چوری کی a balloon!" ~Patrick...
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posted by TVD_rocks
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from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds آپ of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his ہوم adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he جوابات he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by EllentheStrange
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Dance Gavin Dance
Daniel Striped Tiger
Danse Macabre
Devar-toi
Devices
Die, Emperor! Die!
Dogs of Ire
Dot Flash Line
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Efra
Emarosa
Emilyrose
Encyclopedia Of American Traitors
Endless Inertia
Enter Shikari
Envy
El Minotaur
Escape The Fate
Eurich
Evergreen Terrace
Eyes Set To Kill
Fear Before The March Of Flames
Fighter Hayabusa
Flashbulb Memory
Flames Over Broadway
For The Fallen Dreams
From Autumn To Ashes
Funeral ڈنر, کھانے
Funeral For A Friend
Gillian Carter
Gospel
Greeley Estates
Hassan I Sabbah
Hawthorne Heights
He Is Legend
Here I Come Falling
Heroin
Histories
Hopes Die Last...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
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In Japan,people use lots of smileys یا emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and آپ don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do آپ use these emotions یا others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) kiss
-See مزید emotions here: link
posted by -SkySplitter-
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Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a تل, مول have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A بتھ, مرغابی walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The بتھ, مرغابی doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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