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posted by SymmaGirl2
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Hippo دودھ is pink
Ice cream is Chinese food
Daizi Zheng, a Chinese designer, made a Coca-Cola powered cell phone
George W. بش was once a cheerleader
Smelling bananas can help آپ lose weight
An insurance program in Britain provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts
There's a town in Pennsylvania called Intercourse
The yoyo was invented in the Philippines to use as a weapon
Typewriter is the longest word that can be typed using keys from only one row on a QWERTY keyboard
The Dvorak keyboard is مزید efficient than the QWERTY keyboard
Email has been around longer than the World Wide...
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posted by The_Random_Guy
2
The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A بھیڑیا named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do آپ want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." جوابات Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are آپ doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
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Have آپ ever just stood there looking into space wondering why its not آپ who has the pretty face people say your ugly and just dont belong but they cant tell آپ who to do be your face is not right یا wrong your pretty in your own way its not them who makes your دن be happy for who آپ are your pretty within your دل and soul آپ have happy self control آپ only get once chance at life آپ happiness has no price stay the way آپ are no body can tell آپ who to be.

(hello people i am مزید happy now ok so i did another poem and it was actualy happy this time)
posted by hetaliaitaly
2
If your someone that hates being alone یا just feels they dont fit in then maybe آپ will understand what i mean.

Lots of peope think they would love to change lots of things about there life but really what would آپ change? i would change how people treat me and this why ok! if آپ have ever been depressed آپ will understand what i mean people think just because آپ have one happy دن with a friend means your back to normal.

But really one happy دن with a friend wont make all your problems go away being alone hurts alot مزید than it sounds infact being alone is the one feeling some people...
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posted by mehere
1
سب, سب سے اوپر 24 eminem song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope آپ like this one better than the first one please leave a تبصرہ if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
100: CHEEECCKPOOOINT
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: سیب, ایپل pie... یا Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon!...
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1. Every دن at school is the same
2. آپ never know if your braids look digusting یا not
3. آپ are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. آپ would like to think that people notice یا even think about آپ but آپ are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows یا cares about
5. آپ worry people will write nasty تبصرے on your fanpop مضمون that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all آپ do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When آپ only really have like 3 دوستوں at school and 2 of them...
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posted by totaldramafan96
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Some people on the internet need to grow the fuck up!

The fucking current troll on Fanpop, is annoying the fuck out of me and the many other people on here aswell.

ChipHip77 should fucking be skinned alive, and their organs should chucked into acid.

It just fucking pisses me off!, yes i know i have nothing to do with it, but it just pisses me right off!

And what is all the shit with the numbers? EVERY سوال that cunt head has گیا کیا پوسٹ has numbers in it! and i'm like WTF?!

And i just wanted to let that out.

Sorry for your time,
 Stupid troll and all their questions, blocking my ڈیٹس اپ :(
Stupid troll and all their questions, blocking my updates :(
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate تاریخ to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to دکھائیں آپ the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense...
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posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! آپ can think what ever آپ can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people love batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One دن he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my اگلے hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that آپ can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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posted by spunkyonyx
If آپ have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, آپ have $1.19. آپ also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the لنکن Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
7
Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The بچھو
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Oily skin is the hardest to take care of, especially when آپ are teen and prone to breakouts.

Today we are going to share with آپ how to treat oily skin with a cheap and easy product: cucumber.

Many people don't know it, but cucumber calms, cleans and gives valuable nutrients to skin.

If آپ have red skin patches, acne, oily skin یا blackheads, cucumber can help.

How? Write down this cucumber wash recipe and use it alongside your regular facial cleansers.
Liquify a cucumber in a blender یا food processor along with one glass of non-fat milk. Blend with the peel and all because the peel has the most vitamins. Then, with a cotton ball, apply the mix to your face, especially in problems areas. Let the mix do its magic for 15 منٹ and then remove it with warm water.

Always remember that after a treatment such as this آپ need to wash your face with facial soap and apply your moisturizer.
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October 10

Well, it is that time of year. Wanda and I are running our new dogsled team. We started running our dogs in the sport of dog sledding کے, سلیڈانگ about three weeks ago. We are broke right now, using a wagon and cheap harnesses for our dogs to pull. We are getting a gangline, enw harnesses, and a sled. THe sled is so expensive it is worth مزید than our house. HA! Anyway, so we took the dogs on their first "long run" today. We only took two of the dogs and took them about three miles when we considered turning back. THey WOULD NOT turn around and wouldn't quit pulling so we let them go. We went...
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posted by Ownzer493
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*walk**walk**walk**stop* "You Hear that?"
"It's..................Butter...............Time!"
"It's مکھن Time?"
"I guess."

"way.......way...........way..."

"way way way?"

"I dunno"

" Hey!It's Coming from over here!"

"Penut......Time!....Butter.....Time! Penut مکھن جیلی Time Penut Butt جیلی Time!"

"WHAT THE HECK OMG WTF PWN DA NOOB!!!!!!!"

*brow raised*

*sound of pistol*

*Banana Pain*

"Oh Crap"

"HE KILLED کیلا MAN!"

"ITS PENUT مکھن جیلی TIME!!!"

"no he's alive"

"YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


THE END
posted by kitkat709477
3
now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have آپ been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen آپ someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this نشست empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if آپ sit down. Man: Your place یا mine? Woman: Both. آپ go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do آپ do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: ارے baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do آپ like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services...
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posted by madening_mahem
3
I hate people who annoy other people because they think it's funny.
I hate that smell of "fresh clean" and death in hospitals.
I hate Doctors offices.
I hate needles.
I hate haters.
I hate blood tests.
I hate how anxious I can get.
I hate how I can get so intoxicated just from the smell of oranges.
I hate how much I Love chocolate.
I hate when I have artist's block.
I hate when I'm bored.
I hate rejection.
I hate how life can be a bitch.
I hate it when people tell me something I already know, and they demand my attention because they think it's important when it's not.
I hate all but 5 laws of authority....
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here is what i got so far:
It had been the Third time we sat in these chairs.
the third time people sent us back.
Next to me my brother Aiden was drumming his hands nervously.
He didnt really like this place Nor did i, at that exact moment the door creaked open and in came Mr. Pond.
he was a tall thin man that wore glasses and right now was looking frustrated and annoyed.
he gave a small sigh and said"You promised me آپ guys would try."

"Mr. Pond we did try! we swear we-"

"Olivia! If آپ had tryed there house woldnt have looked like a torrnado went through it!"
I bit my lip. He got me there...
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1.Stand اگلے to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks سے طرف کی you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume آپ can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as آپ can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like آپ are scanning the دودھ and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a سکرٹ, گھیرنا and do yoga in the middle of the store....
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posted by joe-kerr
4
ارے everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these quotes are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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