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Article by 1122ridr posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with پینگوئن, پیںگان stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy یا what? Do آپ think I'm going insane? I bet that آپ do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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Article by xxXsk8trXxx posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Hi. I hate you. And آپ know why? آپ have no respect for others. آپ say that you're a 'good kid'. Good kid my ass! آپ are the meanest, most cold hearted person I've ever met in my whole life. آپ insult everyone,tease everyone, and make such horrible sarcastic remarks. The only people you're nice to are the ones who make آپ popular. Well, I'm not falling for that bagload of shit. آپ might have called me selfish, آپ might've called me an attention whore, but I still have my personality. You're the attention whore over here. آپ try to get attention, even if it envolves getting in trouble. I might not have great sarcasam یا know how to use 'in retrespect' properly, but I can do many other things. I have my dignity and carry it in the pocket of my heart. Is that nice? Is it nice to آپ to insult? Do آپ think that's polite? No. If I did that to you, آپ would've called the fucking cops on me. Well at least I'm nice. At least I can deal with it. I have people skills, unlike you. آپ make up all this bullcrap and expect people to believe it. آپ know what else? I have a LIFE. Yes, a L-I-F-E. آپ just sit around watching South Park all day. And something else. I might've insulted...
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Article by disneyboy122 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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The war between our worlds was finally over.Many people had lost their lives.Both innocent people and brave soldiers. My family was gone and many others as well. Why did we let this happen. How could we let this happen. our world was ending and theirs was barely remaining. I was on the ground almost motienless. I was bleeding badly,scared and hopeless.All our hope was gone. I looked up and my family was their. In that moment, the sky turned from blue to red. The blood of those who had died was dripping from the heavens. My eyes soon closed but a big smile came across my face. Our world had ended and I was gone. I was in a better place. My sorrow,pain,troubles,and feelings had faded. Even in death, I will never forget when our sky turned red.
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Opinion by ThatDamnLlama posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I couldn't post this as a سوال since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight پرستار on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. آپ can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a تبصرہ to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the سوال had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a مککا, عجیب الخلقت in the stomach. آپ might be wondering why I am making a big deal out this. When I first started fanpopping, I wanted to make a good impression on people سے طرف کی دکھانا that while I am only thirteen-years-old, I have good grammar and don't 'typee lyk dis all da time'. So when I was told I was illiterate, I took that to the heart.
I started seeing تبصرے made سے طرف کی her everywhere all over the Harry Potter vs Twilight spot, correcting all the Harry Potter fans' grammar (ie: "a comma after the word fan. *sigh*). It makes it seem like she doesn't have a good...
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Fan fiction by TOTALFan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, آپ told me."

Paige:"Why آپ here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop سے طرف کی and tell آپ I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I lost my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?

Jake:"What's up?"

Erek:"Where the hell did آپ come from?"

Jake:"Hehe, I'm sneaky.Anyway's, come with me."
Jake grabbed Erek سے طرف کی the wrist and started to run.

Erek:"What!What are آپ doing?!"
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List by candyangel posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. Dragons say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. مچھلی say blub blub blub.

13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few منٹ early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything آپ write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read سوالات aloud, debate your جوابات with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure آپ can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five منٹ into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary دوستوں that آپ talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...
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List by IsabellaMCullen posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on یا off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to دکھائیں the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.


10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open سے طرف کی themselves.
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List by IsabellaMCullen posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall دیوار and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 سیکنڈ and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10.Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

11.Say, "Interesting... مزید floaters than sinkers."

12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall دیوار of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could آپ kick that back over here please?"
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List by IsabellaMCullen posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you.


2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until آپ find your
contact lens.


3. مککا, عجیب الخلقت the body and tell people that he hit آپ first.


4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.


5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of آپ shaking hands with the deceased.


6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.


7. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.


8. Ask the widow to give آپ a kiss.


9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.


10. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him
into the coffin.

11. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.


12. Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.

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Opinion by MegaNerd posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This piece takes place on a ساحل سمندر, بیچ in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits اگلے to me on the crooked درخت that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still دکھائیں in her eyes and the grime of battle still showed across her face.

"Couldn't sleep, how about you?" I look at her, her voice sounded warm but somewhat distant. "Yeah, me neither." I tried to sound comforting, but fear was still echoing in my voice. Alice turned toward the rising moon as I did too. We watched as it drifted over the sea, leaving its reflection in the water. "Do آپ ever think we'll return home?" Alice had sounded مزید sad than usual, "I don't know." I said, "But we must help this realm before it is gone from the blood shed and decay of the war."
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List by IsabellaMCullen posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Found this on the net. If it's been گیا کیا پوسٹ here before (Because I'm not sure if it has) let me know and I'll remove it...


1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.

2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs.

3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.

4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing.

5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.

6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits اگلے to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here آپ can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen آپ in ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were آپ thinking?" Angrily اقدام to...
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could آپ stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..

What's this doing here?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here..

That's cool! Now can آپ make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
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List by xxXsk8trXxx posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if آپ can try the harmomonica یا the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo, which Lady Gaga used, than her hair was all ugly, than some guy with a microphone and a pretty hat چرا لیا, چوری کی it, than he turned it into a body again and burned it..." آپ get the point.

6. In the middle of rehersing a song, yell "MARY HAD A LITTLE میمنے, برہ AND ATE IT TOO"

7. Dress up as Richard Simmons. Go into band, and yell "Come on guys! Let's do this!" in a Richard Simmons accent.
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Article by TDItwin posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this random ninger play (sorry if i offend آپ i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a ماہ so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are آپ in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what آپ mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for آپ !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate آپ !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO آپ EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 سیکنڈ till آپ all cry total ninger theme song
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim آپ are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe آپ but DONT give up, see how far آپ can get ( WARNING, may result in آپ being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when آپ are the only one laughing.

4. when the plane is still on the ground, Rock back and forth in your نشست and say aloud "THIS TURBULANCE SURE IS ROUGH!!"

5. Wear rags and a headscarf, claim that your name is Svetolafoson Frojhkyhkjuhjdj and that آپ are being deported back to Estonia, look pleased when your told that this plane is not going there. say "Really?!, u haf not met me if zey ask zen, ok?!"
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List by jedigal1990 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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okay i decided to do this to prove to all آپ twilight lovers who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's سوال asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So آپ know i didn't include anything about the war between those who love and those who hate twilight یا anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the سوال i am responding to

picks
link

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Opinion by itachifan1 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Number: 12

Nickname: none

Tag Line: To care for us

Age: 10-11

Gender: Female

Created: 9/23/99

Creator: beyond

Height: 5 and a half inches

Weight: 3-4 pounds

Weapon/Items:a big scythe.medicine,healing powders.ointments,and herbs

likes: jupiter,ari,SN,and clockwerk

dislikes:repians




Personal Quote: "wellllll"

Personality: She is caring,protective, sensitive, and hyper

Info:12 likes to play around.she can kick پچھواڑے, گدا when she needs to

nine role play link:link
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Opinion by itachifan1 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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List by kitty2264 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service ڈیسک and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid یا a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.

7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.

8. اقدام a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick آپ out
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Opinion by llamalover565 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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So whenever ur in a crowded place i find that it is really fun to ummmmm well play some jokes on random passerby!!!! if ur like me read on.................

The number one thing to do!!
Get a 1 یا 5 dollar bill.
Get some chocolate icing.
Put the icing in a little turd shape on the money ( u see where i'm going with this??)
Put the bill in plane view and watch the peoples expressions!! they usually go from " look some money!!!!" to " Ughhh run away!!!"
It is just hilarious and when u get tired of watching یا see somebody who looks like they'll take it anyway..... walk over pick it up and put the icing on ur finger. Then walk away!!! ohhh it's really good when a friend looks at the expressions then!!! priceless!


The اگلے best thing!
Okay so for this u have to be either in a park of @ a the boardwalk ( actually just somewhere where they have benches dedicated to people!
Stand near the bench.
Watch as someone approaches the bench, if they attempt to sit یا go remotely near the bench........ approach.
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Opinion by Mephadowfangirl posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your پسندیدہ spot, hoping to post some ویڈیوز and pictures, answer سوالات and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an مضمون یا two. آپ get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

آپ are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting جوابات such as "you suck for liking this" یا "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled to my own opinion!"

I bet a lot of people can relate to what I'm saying here. Some of the behavior on this site has got to stop! Going to other spots and flaming them is not only going against everything that Fanpop stands for, but it's also EXTREMELY childish, and makes آپ look like an idiot.

And the topics aren't just limited to such silly things such as Twilight یا Lost, there is a broad spectrum of people disrespecting each other. People who have strong political and/or religious گیا پڑھا مرتبہ go to spots they don't agree with and bash the members there.
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Opinion by llamalover565 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Okay so if آپ live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The اگلے day, cut the balloons off and آپ got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when آپ can barely اقدام as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things, but i find this especially fun!

2. Jump out of a درخت with a sled. It's that simple.........climb the درخت (with a sled) , and jump. The درخت does have to be on a ہل, لندن though, یا else u just go down and flop into the snow. That doesn't sound as fun, but i'll have to try and get back to you.

3. *ONLY IF آپ HAVE A POOL - WITH A COVER THAT CAN HOLD WIEGHT!!!!!*
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Guide by skipperluvs posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if آپ ever, one دن decide to call me that. If آپ think I'm insane, run away, because آپ are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too آپ a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. آپ think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .



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