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posted by breebree446
Things to Try on an Elevator-

1) CRACK open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the دیوار without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him یا her to call آپ Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY 'ding' at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the موسیقی store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos یا rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to اقدام on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When آپ leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe آپ embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between آپ and the people in front of آپ while waiting in line.
Every time آپ pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind آپ in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let آپ off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, یا pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that آپ "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that آپ haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every سوال with another question. As soon as one of آپ says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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posted by dayoo
Well, kami tidak akan berpanjang lebar berkata-kata yang tiada bermakna. Kita langsung saja ke inti pembicaraan kita pada pagi ini yakni berbicara tentang Bapak link dan strategi jitu yang diperkenalkan oleh beliau yaitu cara jitu untuk membeli banyak roperti tanpa harus keluar uang banyak, tanpa harus menggunakan uang anda sendiri dan tanpa harus berhutang kesana kemari yang ujung-ujungnya bisa dikejar-kejar hutang disepanjang hidup anda. Bagaimana caranya? Apakah ini benar atau justru sebuah gurauan belaka? Mungkin ada banyak pertanyaan yang menumpuk di isi kepala anda. Memang tidak heran...
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I absolutely adore a good and well written villain. From the crazies to the sympathetic ones with a tragic back story to the ones who do it for the lols, I love me a fun fictional baddie. And there are just so many of them, so here are my favorites. Listed as a count down.

I'll start with the honorable Mentions: Jadis and Nehelenia. I couldn't not put Nehelenia on this فہرست as she was pretty much the first villain I ever liked--I just didn't know I liked her at the time. When I was 5 years old, not gonna lie she kind of scared me. And that's part of why I love her character today. Jadis, most...
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posted by KyoyaTategami01
Yo Moma so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit

Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak

Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort

Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of pancakes

Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday

Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty

Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding

Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry

Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad

Yo Moma so...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
#10 - Makuta Teridax (Bionicle)

This is the Makuta that we know and love to hate! He became the main Makuta after overthrowing Miserix. He is the most well known Bionicle villain and lives for quite a long time.

#9 - Newt (The Animaniacs)

I know most people don't count this pooch as a villain, but he is in my book. He tries to kidnap a منک, مانک (Minerva منک, مانک in particular) so he can give her to his master. I know he may not be "evil", but he is still a villain.

#8 - The One who is The One (Witch and Wizard)

This guy is downright despicable! He bans books, science, art, movies, and other fun things!...
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posted by Bluekait
An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the برداشت, ریچھ that was hit سے طرف کی an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They کہا it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the کشمش, مویز for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary...
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posted by nmdis
"Remember December"

I feel a seperation coming on
'Cause I know آپ want to be moving on
I wish it would snow tonight
You'd pull me in, avoid a fight
'Cause I feel a seperation coming on
Just prove, that there's nothing left to try
'Cause the truth, I'd rather we just both deny
آپ kissed me with those open eyes
It says so much, it's no suprise
To you, but I've got something left inside

Don't surrender, surrender, surrender
Please remember, remember, December
We were so in love back then,
Now you're listening
To what they say
Don't go that way
Remember, remember, December
Please remember,...
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Rachel's POV:

I was on سب, سب سے اوپر of him and we were very close.

I wanted to kiss him. I guess he also wanted to. I could tell that because he was staring at my گلابی lips.

I wanted to get out of his grip on my waist.

Hey, he is my TUTOR. I should not do that.





That was constantly running in my mind.

But he was coming closer. I mean, yeah, I want to kiss him but something is stopping me.

We were interrupted سے طرف کی his phone blasting some music. I mean his ringtone.

Why does that stupid 'thing' have to ruin the moment?

C'mon, that hottest guy wanted to kiss the nerdy one.

That happens...
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posted by Flora_Swift
~=Really Lame

1.    It’s hard to be discouraged when every path we explore leads nowhere. #

2.    Love is like a perfume. آپ can’t pour it on someone else without getting a few drops on yourself.

3.    Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. #

4.    Live each دن like it was your last. The past is gone and tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.

5.    Follow your passion and success will follow you.

6.    Where there’s life, there’s hope. #

7.    In...
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posted by hatelarxene
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed سے طرف کی anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me سے طرف کی people who actually believe that if آپ send them on, then that poor 6 سال old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do آپ honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give آپ and everyone آپ send...
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posted by SeeUV3
Phan – fiction : ارے this is my first “phan”-fiction and I will first warn آپ if آپ do not like gay/bi people LEAVE NOW AND DON’T READ. Also Dan and Phil are NOT really together (but they did say they were both bi) this is just a simple fan-fiction and if آپ want مزید chapters of it I will gladly make one مزید (suggestions wanted). Sorry if this is mildly یا severely creepy. ENJOY (I hope).
Chapter 1: Feelings

It was a cool autumn دن in Manchester when Dan and Phil decided they would اقدام from Manchester to London. “Phil” cried Dan. “Its 12:00pm get up sleepy head!” Phil...
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I believe in my دل that we shouldn't have to change یا selves یا stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our دل is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make آپ stronger.For example if آپ want to be a singer be a singer,If آپ want to be an Artist be an artist.If آپ want to be different and original than be original because آپ have to fulfill your dreams.If آپ stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy یا complete and you'll let the hater win سے طرف کی giving...
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If u like K-pop I'm sure u'll enjoy some of my clubs, so if u like any of them plz شامل میں :)

You've Fallen For Me /Heartstrings a drama staring Park Shin Hye & Jung Yong Hwa:

HITT a new Korean band:

NichKhun from 2PM:

Kim Junsu from 2PM:

MBLAQ members:
1-Yang Seung Ho:
2- Thunder:
3- G.O:
4- Mir:

Kevin Woo from U-kiss:

Yoo Seung Ho an actor who is known as Korea's Little Brother:

April Kiss the female 2PM:

You're My Pet a movie staring Jang Geun Suk & Kim Ha Neul:

New F.O a rookie Korean girls band:

EXO-K SM Entertainment's newest boy band :
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posted by Thecharliejay
1. Put your face really close to theirs while they're facing a
different direction, tap them on the shoulder, and watch them
jump when they turn to face you.

2. Copy their actions and everything they say.

3. Step on the backs of their heels while they're walking.

4. Yell across a crowded room to them: "Hey, John, the results came
back from the V.D. clinic: we're clean!"

5. In a communal شاور یا شاور house, turn the hot water all the
way up and the cold water all the way down (or vice versa) while
they're rinsing the shampoo out of their hair and can't see
anything. Or, when you're finished showering,...
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Credit: link

How do آپ know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...

1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.

2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the گیراج door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."

3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"

4. Your mom defends Kate to...
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1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.

3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the سال 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a دیوار caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for آپ – your parents were wrong.

6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced سے طرف کی hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...
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