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1. When آپ are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five سیکنڈ after it's کہا on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do آپ come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed....
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To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If آپ get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the سب, سب سے اوپر of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.


HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:


1. Leave it on...
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posted by ginny_potter_97
1.    Sell your old stuff at a گیراج sale. You'll clean out your room and make a little cash at the same time.
2.    See one of those big blockbuster summer movies. Bonus points if it's in 3-D.
3.    Make a bird feeder and wait for someone to stop سے طرف کی and check it out. (It'll probably be a bird.)
4.    Fill up some of your community service hours.
5.    Lay out سے طرف کی the public pool (with plenty of sunscreen on, of course).
6.    Set up your sprinkler in the backyard (or the front...
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posted by spongefan612
 Patrick Laughing
Patrick Laughing
I have many mottos/quotes that I would like to post.

"On the outside we like pie, but on the inside we love pie." ~ME

"I like pie." ~ME

"Screaming will get آپ nowhere." ~ilovecornholio. originally Patrick Star

"I am the great Cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!" ~the real cornholio, Beavis's alter ego

(from an ہاتھی balloon)"HAHAHAHAHA!!!It's a giraffe!!!" ~Patrick Star

"Does this look dangerous?" ~ Patrick Star

"Who are آپ callin' a pinhead?" ~ Patrick Star

"Where's the leak ma'am?" ~ Patrick Star

"We're not talking about some dumb mail front schemer hijacking here! We چرا لیا, چوری کی a balloon!" ~Patrick...
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1. "I enjoy staring at you!"

2. "I love the socks آپ wore last Monday."

3. "Hey, do آپ like the earings I bought just to impress you?"

4. "Did آپ see how cute Justin looks today?"

5. "I prank called آپ the other night. Did آپ know it was me?"

6. "My mom loves your haircut."

7. "Dont آپ hate it when آپ get atomic wedgies?"

8. "I'm your biggest fan."

9. "How come آپ didn't ask me to the dance?"

10. "Do آپ Yahoo?"

11. "I lost my watch. Can I have yours?"

12. "My dad wants to meet you."

13. "Did آپ know thats not Michelle's real nose?"

14. "I got us tickets to see the opera."

15. "Does...
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posted by PartyOrange
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal سے طرف کی conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what آپ think."

7. Claim that آپ must always wear a bicycle ہیلمیٹ as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by ilovetowrite
1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. آپ can never changed the past but آپ must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to مزید be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so اقدام on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as آپ want until آپ feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After آپ cry, آپ go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till آپ feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
He came to school with a gun

All the kids would shout and run

Screaming crying blood and tears

Would be all he could hear in his ears

Blasts of bullets filled the sky

As one after the other they all fell dead

The one holding the weapon began to scream

Floods of tears ran down his face

As the end of the آگ کے, آگ arm closed the space

Pointing its tip to his head

As cover the eyes from the dead

In one bang he was dead

Many kids looked around

Dead teenagers all around

Not many people had cared for him

They were happy to make fun of him

they were happy to throw things at him

in the end of this mess

the mess that brought life and death

as the sky began to rain

i ask

wasn't he the one in pain?!
posted by Yama
I stepped out for the very first time, after this there was no going back. I told them I wanted to do this. Now I was regretting it... Big time. I was doing this for me and them it was for my own good. They will probably miss me as much as I'll miss them. Why did I agree to اقدام away? Far away. Austrailia is so far away from Liverpool. I will miss my دوستوں other than Emily who is coming with me. I wonder if she is feeling the same way as me. Life was so complicated for me.
I looked back to see my father and my mother putting on brave faces. I wonder how they felt seeing me go away for two...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Make Him Addicted To YouSay These “Secret” Words To Make Him Fall Madly In Love With You
HaveTheRelationshipYouWant.com/Love
Ask around, یا if you're shy, ask a good friend to help (find out if he likes you, یا is dropping hints).If آپ catch him staring at you, look at him in the eyes and try to hold contact for a few seconds. If he keeps contact, آپ know he likes آپ back. If he turns away, it could mean he likes آپ and is shy. (Alternatively, it could mean your شرٹ, قمیض tag is hanging out - beware, as there are multiple reasons people stare at each other.)If a guy likes you, he tends to...
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1. howl at the moon
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee سے طرف کی soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your دوستوں face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say آپ have a ghost clock until آپ get tired یا pass out.
10. make random تبصرے to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of random fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say آپ want breakfast.
19. eat chocolate cake until آپ go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!
posted by coolkatstar
If آپ are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good.

Write your جوابات on a piece of paper. No cheating

The جوابات are at the bottom of this page.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your پسندیدہ color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your ماہ of birth?

5. Which color do آپ like more, black یا white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your پسندیدہ number?

8. Do آپ like Sydney یا Brisbane more?

9. Do آپ like a lake یا the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).


When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat)...
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posted by elsafan1010
**MALE**
1) Roxy
2) Max
3) Prince
4) Fireball
5) Coco
6) Peanut
7) Marron
8) Chestnut
9) Pie
10) Raven
11) Firefly
12) Roxy
13) Charlie
14) Zeus
15) Horus
16) Charming
17) Ako / My R.İ.P dogs name ( its a city in japan)
18) Simba
19) Sam
20) Bruno (: We talked about bruno :)
21) Oat Meal
22) Choco
23) Chocolate
24) King
25) Pumpkin
26) Muffin
27) Goldie
28) Jackson
29) Brownie
30) Biscuit
31) Olive
32) Lord
33) Alex
34) T-rex
35) Captain


**FEMALE**
1) Luna
2) Cookie
3) Poppy
4) Lady
5) Angel
6) Princess
7) Peppermint
8) Sunny
9) Bella
10) Shakira
11) Sugar
12) Coal
13) Lulu
14) Emerald...
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posted by Tamar20
The Fucking Disclaimer
If آپ are offended سے طرف کی the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.
Uses of the word Fuck
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where آپ are in the world, everyone knows exactly what آپ mean when آپ say "Fuck Off".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why آپ will never read something like:
"Fuck off", he hinted.
Grammatical Usage
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane)...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring آپ riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: آپ crave attention, آپ absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, آپ may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because سے طرف کی being a retard online آپ can get all the attention آپ need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If آپ want to be a retard آپ must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...
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Best Male موسیقی Star

Austin Mahone - Winner
Drake
Ed Sheeran
Eminem
Pharrell Williams
Luke Bryan
Sam Smith
Shawn Mendes
Skrillex
Wiz Khalifa

Best Group موسیقی Star

5 سیکنڈ of Summer - Winner
Fall Out Boy
Fifth Harmony
Foo Fighters
Imagine Dragons
One Direction
Florida Georgia Line
Muse
Artic Monkeys
Super Junior

Best Female موسیقی Star

Ariana Grande - Winner
Beyonce
Demi Lovato
Christina Aguilera
Katy Perry
Jessie J
Iggy Azalea
Nicki Minaj
Selena Gomez
Taylor Swift

Best Song
Bad Blood - Taylor تیز رو, سوئفٹ Featuring Kendrick Lamar
Confident - Demi Lovato
Dirty Work - Austin Mahone - Winner
Downtown - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
How...
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posted by LaDispute
I was staring at myself in the mirror, eyeing the scars and wondering how I would make them go away in time for the spring break trip I'm taking with my family to Florida.

Now, I don't cut myself often, but when I do the cuts are deep and they leave wide, bright گلابی gashes behind. That kind of stuff is hard to hide.

The reason for the cutting? I use it as what a shrink might call a "coping mechanism." Sometimes things build up inside of me, little things and big things. As time lengthens between cutting sessions it's like I can feel the pressure inside of me pressing outwards on my skin, taking...
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posted by JustinDrew_B
Can I Get That Real
Can I Get That Official
Can I Get That Certified
Can I Get That Please
Can We Get This Fake To Delete, Delete, Delete?
Can We Get This Fake To Come Clean Clean Clean?
Ray? I Was Like Yo Ray?
Why Do These Fakes Try To Play These Girls This Way?
Okay Let's Get It Now.
آپ Messin' With Some Bad Bishes.
Ray's With His Fans.
We Don't Say Hi, We Say
.
Mofoing Right, Yeah.
( )
if this bish try to go hard im gona break her she hatin cuz i got all these boys that would never want to تاریخ her . and u can try to get serious while we remain the dictator us + fakes + - many haters
Excuse Me, I'm Sorry. I'm Really Such A Lady.
I Rep Team Mindless, آپ Know MB, Baby
And We Be Reppin That, Til' The دن That We Die.
While آپ Sit There Bein Fake, Tryna Act All Sly.
Yellin, Why آپ Gotta Be Soo Fake? Can آپ Hear Me?
Please خارج This Page! I Know آپ Hear Me.
Rest In Peace, To This Fake Ash Page.
Yes, My Dear. This Is So Explosive.
_____________________________
posted by karpach_13
Ways to call someone stupid
If people think your disses are lame, your jokes are old, and your comebacks are just humiliating آپ more, you've come to the right place! This is funnystufflol's section of different ways to call someone stupid!

1. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching

2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal

3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity

4. A few beers short of six-pack

5. Proof that evolution can go in reverse

6. Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box

7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl

9. One ٹیکو short of...
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posted by TDIlover226
Here is a short فہرست of کلب that I've made:

Noodle: link
Duncan and Courtney: link
Total Drama World Tour: link
Owen and Lindsay: link
Fanboy and Chum Chum: link
Geico's Kash:
link
Petpet Park:link
Himeko Shirogane:
link
TDA's Blainley:
link
TDI's Cody:
link
The Descent:
link
Stewie and Brian Griffin:
link
TDI's Chef Hatchet:
link

I've probably made more, but they've since been forgotten.