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Article by chocopockyninja posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Hello, resintly in my neighbor ڈاکو, ہڈ a dog was shot in the head سے طرف کی a police officer. This happend when the family left there dogs in the gradge, with the door open. The dogs tried to get into the house and when they finally did, it triggered the alarm system in the house automaticly notifying the police. When an officer got to the house, the gradge door was open. So he got his gun out thinking there was someone inside. Like a robber یا rapest یا something. When he approached the house, two dogs came out. One ran towards him barking. The officer, out of fright shot the dog. Not just in the paw یا in the chest. In the head. Killing the dog. I feel as though this makes me sick. Police of all people shouldnt be afraid of a dog. I believe this officer was poorly trained. There is a huge debate going on in the city hall right now as I type this article. If آپ would like to know abou this, Google Dog killed in westlake. یا Policeman kills dog in westlake. I tell آپ this is true and sick. I wanna know what آپ think. What can we do to prevent this?
Article by McDreamyluva posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did آپ get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been دیا your share !

HE: Will آپ come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make آپ very happy
SHE: Why? Are آپ leaving?

HE: What would آپ say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't آپ already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do آپ think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
List by R33n33sm3 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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[i]Script for the talent-show.

Sari-math teacher
Ecem-The one who knows everything
Andreea-the one who talks fast and never knows anything.
Nermin-She correct's Andrea every-time.
Sibel-gossip girl,she doesn't really know anything.
Anthony-late kid.

The scene starts with Ecem sitted nicely
taking out,a pencil,a ruler,a potractor,a scissor,a pen,a red pen,coloured pencils and etc...

then it comes of that Nermin comes and the two student's condradict with eachother what the circumference really means.
Nermin:The radius is the distance from the centre to the circumference.
Ecem:(stares,shocked!) wow....(sarcastically) actually it is the distance AROUND THE دائرے, حلقہ what آپ کہا is actually the radius.
The teacher:(noddds)
(Andreea comes in)
andreea:ms...Im so sorry,I couldn't do my math homework because the dog ate it and so...I woke up but the teethbrush fell in the toilet and then...(etc)
Article by xSoulOfFury posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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If آپ could visit my page, link , I would appreciate it. تبصرہ leaving آپ page link if آپ have one and Ill visit it. If آپ like my dragons, visit each one, and become a fan, please. If آپ dont have one but want one, visit and create an account. Go to the cave and click an egg at the bottom یا click "take one of those" and click an egg there. Go to and click "add scroll" and type your نام کا صارف in. Youll be getting گیا پڑھا مرتبہ and unique گیا پڑھا مرتبہ سے طرف کی the hundreds.
Opinion by thespikedturtle posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one آپ may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, سے طرف کی today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today is someones looks and talents, and it bugs me. I guess I'm alone on that one...

And I'm nice. I purposely try to keep doors open for people, and I almost always say "thank you" یا "please." Most people think that being nice is just keeping them out of their thoughts, یا just not being a complete jerk to them. But I know what true kindness is about, and few people in my school actually are No one else seems to care about this one either...
Guide by nessienjake posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Too Much Water?
Is it true that drinking too much water can kill you?

Yes, but not easily. It may be hard to believe, but آپ can actually die from water intoxication. How much water do آپ need to drink to overdose on it? Well, it's not the amount so much as what you're doing and how fast آپ drink it. Most at risk are athletes who drink large amounts of water as they complete marathons یا other extreme sporting events. Most endurance athletes need anywhere from eight to sixteen ounces per hour, but too much مزید than that can be dangerous, causing seizures and death. What happens is the large amount of water all at once
overwhelms the body's cells, partly سے طرف کی diluting the body's sodium, potassium, and electrolytes. The cells become too puffed up and disrupt normal body functioning. Brain cells can swell, causing disorientation like آپ see in intoxicated people.
Athletes are already losing salts through sweating and they need
مزید than just water to replace them. That's why sports drinks, like Gatorade, are better than water when you're running a marathon. They replace the electrolytes and salts.
List by nessienjake posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Was there really an official
seven wonders of the world?
What are they?"
There certainly were, although most of them are gone, lost to the mists of history. Although most people know that a فہرست exists, few can name them. The فہرست of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World was originally compiled around the سیکنڈ century B.C. These "wonders" rivaled those created سے طرف کی nature in their size, majesty, and beauty. Six of the seven wonders no longer stand, having been destroyed سے طرف کی natural disaster یا سے طرف کی humans. In chronological order, the Seven Wonders were:

1) The Great Pyramid of Giza -
A gigantic stone structure near the ancient city of Memphis, serving as a tomb for the Egyptian Pharaoh Khufu. The only Wonder which does not require a تفصیل سے طرف کی early historians and poets as it is the only one still standing. The pyramid still stands at the city of Giza, a necropolis of ancient Memphis, and today part of Greater Cairo.

Review by nessienjake posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Here are some interesting facts.
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

A شارک can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of ingredients in the sauce.

A چوہا can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

A کشمش, مویز dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!
List by nessienjake posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy ہولی died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If آپ toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
مزید like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card کہا he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame سٹریٹ, گلی were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.

Chevy Chase's real first name is Cornelius.

Moon was Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name.

Virginia Woolf wrote all her کتابیں standing.
Opinion by K5-HOWL posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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When life gives آپ a hundred reasons to cry, دکھائیں life that آپ have a thousand reasons to smile. Be who آپ are and say what آپ feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind, For as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your دل broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend یا maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no سیکنڈ chances. آپ just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to آپ and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances یا fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every سیکنڈ آپ spend angry یا upset is a سیکنڈ of happiness آپ can never get back
List by nessienjake posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Americans on average eat 18 acres of پیزا every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard سے طرف کی the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases مزید energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders مزید than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 یا older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
List by nessienjake posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!

[b]Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while آپ sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to تلاش for water.

John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie".

Among the موسیقی catalogs that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem.
Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When آپ arrive at the اگلے stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If آپ are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to open the doors. Instead try to open them manually. When this does not work, yell, scream, pound on them, and stamp your feet. If someone attempts to help you, slap them.

Stand in the aisle and loudly have a pretend phone conversation with yourself.

Bring a sleeping bag and sleep on the bus.
Article by bellabrowneyes posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with آپ guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person اگلے to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your سوالات to the class.

6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.

7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.

8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".

9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
Article by 1122ridr posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with پینگوئن, پیںگان stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy یا what? Do آپ think I'm going insane? I bet that آپ do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Article by xxXsk8trXxx posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Hi. I hate you. And آپ know why? آپ have no respect for others. آپ say that you're a 'good kid'. Good kid my ass! آپ are the meanest, most cold hearted person I've ever met in my whole life. آپ insult everyone,tease everyone, and make such horrible sarcastic remarks. The only people you're nice to are the ones who make آپ popular. Well, I'm not falling for that bagload of shit. آپ might have called me selfish, آپ might've called me an attention whore, but I still have my personality. You're the attention whore over here. آپ try to get attention, even if it envolves getting in trouble. I might not have great sarcasam یا know how to use 'in retrespect' properly, but I can do many other things. I have my dignity and carry it in the pocket of my heart. Is that nice? Is it nice to آپ to insult? Do آپ think that's polite? No. If I did that to you, آپ would've called the fucking cops on me. Well at least I'm nice. At least I can deal with it. I have people skills, unlike you. آپ make up all this bullcrap and expect people to believe it. آپ know what else? I have a LIFE. Yes, a L-I-F-E. آپ just sit around watching South Park all day. And something else. I might've insulted...
Article by disneyboy122 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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The war between our worlds was finally over.Many people had lost their lives.Both innocent people and brave soldiers. My family was gone and many others as well. Why did we let this happen. How could we let this happen. our world was ending and theirs was barely remaining. I was on the ground almost motienless. I was bleeding badly,scared and hopeless.All our hope was gone. I looked up and my family was their. In that moment, the sky turned from blue to red. The blood of those who had died was dripping from the heavens. My eyes soon closed but a big smile came across my face. Our world had ended and I was gone. I was in a better place. My sorrow,pain,troubles,and feelings had faded. Even in death, I will never forget when our sky turned red.
Opinion by ThatDamnLlama posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I couldn't post this as a سوال since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight پرستار on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. آپ can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a تبصرہ to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the سوال had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a مککا, عجیب الخلقت in the stomach. آپ might be wondering why I am making a big deal out this. When I first started fanpopping, I wanted to make a good impression on people سے طرف کی دکھانا that while I am only thirteen-years-old, I have good grammar and don't 'typee lyk dis all da time'. So when I was told I was illiterate, I took that to the heart.
I started seeing تبصرے made سے طرف کی her everywhere all over the Harry Potter vs Twilight spot, correcting all the Harry Potter fans' grammar (ie: "a comma after the word fan. *sigh*). It makes it seem like she doesn't have a good...
Fan fiction by TOTALFan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, آپ told me."

Paige:"Why آپ here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop سے طرف کی and tell آپ I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I lost my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?

Jake:"What's up?"

Erek:"Where the hell did آپ come from?"

Jake:"Hehe, I'm sneaky.Anyway's, come with me."
Jake grabbed Erek سے طرف کی the wrist and started to run.

Erek:"What!What are آپ doing?!"
List by candyangel posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. Dragons say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. مچھلی say blub blub blub.

13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few منٹ early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything آپ write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read سوالات aloud, debate your جوابات with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure آپ can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five منٹ into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary دوستوں that آپ talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...
List by IsabellaMCullen posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on یا off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to دکھائیں the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open سے طرف کی themselves.
List by IsabellaMCullen posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall دیوار and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 سیکنڈ and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10.Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

11.Say, "Interesting... مزید floaters than sinkers."

12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall دیوار of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could آپ kick that back over here please?"
List by IsabellaMCullen posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you.

2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until آپ find your
contact lens.

3. مککا, عجیب الخلقت the body and tell people that he hit آپ first.

4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of آپ shaking hands with the deceased.

6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

7. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

8. Ask the widow to give آپ a kiss.

9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

10. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him
into the coffin.

11. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.

12. Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.