Sort by:   Most Recent | Top Rated
Filter by: 
Showing random articles (3126-3150 of 3614)
Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
38 fans
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could آپ stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..

What's this doing here?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here..

That's cool! Now can آپ make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
List by xxXsk8trXxx posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
2 fans
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if آپ can try the harmomonica یا the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo, which Lady Gaga used, than her hair was all ugly, than some guy with a microphone and a pretty hat چرا لیا, چوری کی it, than he turned it into a body again and burned it..." آپ get the point.

6. In the middle of rehersing a song, yell "MARY HAD A LITTLE میمنے, برہ AND ATE IT TOO"

7. Dress up as Richard Simmons. Go into band, and yell "Come on guys! Let's do this!" in a Richard Simmons accent.
Article by TDItwin posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
2 fans
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this random ninger play (sorry if i offend آپ i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a ماہ so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are آپ in there this is your consious speaking with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what آپ mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for آپ !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate آپ !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO آپ EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment


saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 سیکنڈ till آپ all cry total ninger theme song
Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
15 fans
1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim آپ are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe آپ but DONT give up, see how far آپ can get ( WARNING, may result in آپ being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when آپ are the only one laughing.

4. when the plane is still on the ground, Rock back and forth in your نشست and say aloud "THIS TURBULANCE SURE IS ROUGH!!"

5. Wear rags and a headscarf, claim that your name is Svetolafoson Frojhkyhkjuhjdj and that آپ are being deported back to Estonia, look pleased when your told that this plane is not going there. say "Really?!, u haf not met me if zey ask zen, ok?!"
List by jedigal1990 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
2 fans
okay i decided to do this to prove to all آپ twilight lovers who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's سوال asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So آپ know i didn't include anything about the war between those who love and those who hate twilight یا anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the سوال i am responding to


Opinion by itachifan1 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
1 fan
Number: 12

Nickname: none

Tag Line: To care for us

Age: 10-11

Gender: Female

Created: 9/23/99

Creator: beyond

Height: 5 and a half inches

Weight: 3-4 pounds

Weapon/Items:a big scythe.medicine,healing powders.ointments,and herbs

likes: jupiter,ari,SN,and clockwerk


Personal Quote: "wellllll"

Personality: She is caring,protective, sensitive, and hyper

Info:12 likes to play around.she can kick پچھواڑے, گدا when she needs to

nine role play link:link
Opinion by itachifan1 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
yfouydfosidyfosdiuyfsdifosdyiyreuoiyroiweyroweuiyrouiweyoirwukdkdkngnqwckslfogkdfpogkdfopkgdopfkgopdfkgpodfkgdpofkgpdofkgdpofkgdfpokgfdopgkodfopgkfdogkkodpoxpxpcl[zxpccfjcjcjjfdsoidjfoisdfjisojdfosdijfosidjiofjsodjfsodjfosidjfsodjjjjjjjjjjjjfsidjfdisojfsdiofdijsofjdsiofjidsojfidsofjsdojfdsijofdjqefgbbxodkpfokpsdkofpspdkfpoksdopkfpodskfopsdkfpksdopkfokpdsokpfokpsdokdospopkdfsopksdodfoskopdfsopdfsodfosokdspkofdsokpfokpdsokpdfsokpdfsopkdfsokpfsdr0ew9ru9e8wrewihfrdbckzxnhcxzjucoisedausueoisaueoaisjd isao dsiodjisoajdisoajd s s odjiajoisaojd...
List by kitty2264 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
9 fans
Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service ڈیسک and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid یا a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.

7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.

8. اقدام a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick آپ out
Opinion by llamalover565 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
6 fans
So whenever ur in a crowded place i find that it is really fun to ummmmm well play some jokes on random passerby!!!! if ur like me read on.................

The number one thing to do!!
Get a 1 یا 5 dollar bill.
Get some chocolate icing.
Put the icing in a little turd shape on the money ( u see where i'm going with this??)
Put the bill in plane view and watch the peoples expressions!! they usually go from " look some money!!!!" to " Ughhh run away!!!"
It is just hilarious and when u get tired of watching یا see somebody who looks like they'll take it anyway..... walk over pick it up and put the icing on ur finger. Then walk away!!! ohhh it's really good when a friend looks at the expressions then!!! priceless!

The اگلے best thing!
Okay so for this u have to be either in a park of @ a the boardwalk ( actually just somewhere where they have benches dedicated to people!
Stand near the bench.
Watch as someone approaches the bench, if they attempt to sit یا go remotely near the bench........ approach.
Opinion by Mephadowfangirl posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
8 fans
Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your پسندیدہ spot, hoping to post some ویڈیوز and pictures, answer سوالات and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an مضمون یا two. آپ get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

آپ are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting جوابات such as "you suck for liking this" یا "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled to my own opinion!"

I bet a lot of people can relate to what I'm saying here. Some of the behavior on this site has got to stop! Going to other spots and flaming them is not only going against everything that Fanpop stands for, but it's also EXTREMELY childish, and makes آپ look like an idiot.

And the topics aren't just limited to such silly things such as Twilight یا Lost, there is a broad spectrum of people disrespecting each other. People who have strong political and/or religious گیا پڑھا مرتبہ go to spots they don't agree with and bash the members there.
Opinion by llamalover565 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
10 fans
Okay so if آپ live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The اگلے day, cut the balloons off and آپ got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when آپ can barely اقدام as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things, but i find this especially fun!

2. Jump out of a درخت with a sled. It's that simple.........climb the درخت (with a sled) , and jump. The درخت does have to be on a ہل, لندن though, یا else u just go down and flop into the snow. That doesn't sound as fun, but i'll have to try and get back to you.

Guide by skipperluvs posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
11 fans

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.


Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if آپ ever, one دن decide to call me that. If آپ think I'm insane, run away, because آپ are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too آپ a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. آپ think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
10 fans
50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time آپ turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him یا her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he یا she has anything for body lice.

8. After visiting the bakery section, go up and down the aisles exclaiming, “My buns are squishy!”

9. While arguing with an invisible friend, آپ proceed to play tug-of-war over an item.

10. Hold your nose while standing in line at the meat department.
Article by Twilight_Dream posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
16 fans
ok, so today i looked up how to make your own lip gloss on google and looked through what came up to find an easy one. well i came to this one, and this seemed the easiest without having to use and get a thousand materials. i made some and it turned out awesome. so i wanted to share this with the rest of you, enjoy.:)

Step 1: Gather Your Materials

To make your own lip gloss, آپ will need the following:
Petroleum جیلی (Vaseline)
Lip gloss containers
A microwave-safe dish—one with a spout if you've got it
To individualize your lip gloss, آپ can add your choice of the following:
Colorant: Lipstick یا Kool Aid
Sparkles and/or glitter
Flavoring: A small amount of honey and/or vanilla, mint یا بادام extract

Step 2: Making Lip Gloss

Since the petroleum جیلی is your base, the amount of it آپ use will be roughly equal to the resulting amount of lip gloss. The recipe can be easily adjusted to produce مزید یا less lip gloss. آپ may have to do a bit of experimenting with the ingredients to get the right mix, but that's part of the fun!
Article by Twilight_Dream posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
19 fans
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal سے طرف کی conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what آپ think."

7. Claim that آپ must always wear a bicycle ہیلمیٹ as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying مزید any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that آپ "like it that way."
Article by Jeffersonian posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.

Cleverbot: Are آپ really typing now یا is it all computerised.

User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do آپ wear? I wear a size 13. آپ look like a 9 یا ... What, like an 8?

Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!

User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.

Cleverbot: Do آپ think all these سوالات are coming from 1 person?

User: آپ keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as آپ used to be.

User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.

Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! آپ are a machine. Why can't آپ accept this?

Article by Jeffersonian posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
User: I didn't know آپ could play Twister all سے طرف کی yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know آپ could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: آپ spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he یا she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that آپ can see that آپ di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.

Cleverbot: A woman is a person.

User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese چائے port?

User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?
Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
29 fans
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the اگلے stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the اگلے stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so,
ask if they are busy....
14.Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15.Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
16.Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
17.Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
18.Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
Article by greenday82 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
5 fans
It's a cover of Katy Perry's hit song, I Kissed A girl, redone سے طرف کی کوبرا Starship. I'm yet to find a link to listen to it, but for now here's the lyrics.

Yo check it out I've got a plan, here's my intention
The frat boys in the club are lame, let's start an altercation
It's just what I'm used to, just want to fuck shit up!
I've got my whole damn crew, come on what آپ gonna do

I kissed a boy and they liked it
Got all the honeys in the club excited
I kissed a boy just to start shit
That homeboy was not about it

I know it's wrong, but I don't mind
I'm gonna start shit tonight!
I kissed a boy just to start shit
They just loved it

Now آپ don't even know my name, it doesn't matter
Don't even front, you've got no game, you're just a sucker
So what now, I clowned you, and I'm stealing your girl too
She wants a secure dude, and that's just not you

I kissed a boy and they liked it
List by 1-2vampire posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
22 fans
it was on the net, don't blame me if it's crap.

1. Walk up to 2 girls with a cup in your hand, give it to one of them and say "WHOA TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!" then look seriously at them, say "Disgusting." and briskly walk away.

2. When آپ see a group of people, follow them around and act as if آپ belong with them, when they laugh, آپ laugh, and after a while, when they're talking about something speak up and say "YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT آپ MEAN!" then, when they look at you, just nod at them and say "Afternoon." and walk away.

3. Walk into McDonalds and say at the counter "Hey, have آپ got anything healthy?" and if they go like fruit bag یا carrot sticks go "Ugh that's not healthy. آپ disgust me." and walk out.

4. Buy a pack of chewing gum and put all of them in your mouth and chew them until they are gummy, and then walk up to someone, take it out of your mouth, and say "Guess what?" and throw the ball of chewing gum at their feet and say "I don't like spearmint." and walk away.
Article by w33bs99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
I like to be random. But I have this friend at my church that is way to random. She is my best friend but when she is near other people she ignores me. This is a question. What should I do when she ignores me like that? Please leave a تبصرہ and I will do a سوال on it please tell me. I'm really tired of it but i have known her for a long time. I don't want to loose her but I kinda want her to change. Please please tell me what I should do.When she is random I think she tries to get attention bye leaving me. It gets annoying. Oh and she steals everyone away but when it's just me and her she is really nice. What should I do? HELP!!!!!
Opinion by lilred96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
2 fans
(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell آپ my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell آپ what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person آپ will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my love even if I live forever.

See ya,
Guide by cA_iNen11 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
1 fan
A team of سب, سب سے اوپر scientists and engineers at Battelle, a world famous technology organization based in Ohio in the USA, has compiled a فہرست of the سب, سب سے اوپر ten technological trends that will shape our world over the اگلے 20 years. Here are some innovations that they have predicted:
These are microsopic machines, as small as atoms. They will revolutionize several industries & may do many things for us - from heating our homes to curing cancer.Battelle researchers see the medical industry as the most important area for this technology سے طرف کی 2020.'We may be able to develope nanomachines that will go into our body and find and destroy individual cancer cells,' says Battelle Senior Research Scientist Kevin Priddy.

Advances in micro computing will lead to smaller, مزید powerful computers & electronics that will add amazing intelligence to appliances & other products. For example, telephones will probably have extensive phone directories, intelligent food packaging will tell your تندور how to cook the food inside & fridges will help آپ make your shopping list.
Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
25 fans
•    You will never find anybody who can give آپ a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests آپ think she's pregnant unless آپ can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status یا ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

•    There comes a time when آپ should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

•    There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

•    People who want to share their religious گیا پڑھا مرتبہ with آپ almost never want آپ to share yours with them.
Fan fiction by CullenProperty posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
fan of it?
I'm a little pawn still in your game
And آپ ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know آپ better than آپ know
آپ can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but آپ start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but آپ turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will آپ believe, come اگلے to me
Oh, why can't آپ see, I'm
begging you, please

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me