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posted by karpach_13

Ways to call someone stupid
If people think your disses are lame, your jokes are old, and your comebacks are just humiliating آپ more, you've come to the right place! This is funnystufflol's section of different ways to call someone stupid!

1. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching

2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal

3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity

4. A few beers short of six-pack

5. Proof that evolution can go in reverse

6. Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box

7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl

9. One ٹیکو short of...

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Spots I've made

posted by TDIlover226

Here is a short فہرست of کلب that I've made:

Noodle: link
Duncan and Courtney: link
Total Drama World Tour: link
Owen and Lindsay: link
Fanboy and Chum Chum: link
Geico's Kash:
link
Petpet Park:link
Himeko Shirogane:
link
TDA's Blainley:
link
TDI's Cody:
link
The Descent:
link
Stewie and Brian Griffin:
link
TDI's Chef Hatchet:
link

I've probably made more, but they've since been forgotten.

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Song- One دن

posted by viju

That is the best song i have written with proper english! well my english is tooo bad and this song takes 5 days to write! lol! ;)

HERE IT GOES------>

I'm sitting there reading silent, softly,
People walk سے طرف کی and they roll their eyes,
They don't even know who I am,
And who I could be.
Oooooh
I am مزید than what they think I am,
Someday I know I'll prove them wrong.
They walk around just like they're so strong,
When they know they're not.

(Chorus)
Well I guess,
Some guys, they just don't have their brains.
Some gals, they just see me as plain.
Some folks, they just don't have ability,
To see...

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10 ways to annoy/freak out strangers.

posted by 1-2vampire

it was on the net, don't blame me if it's crap.

1. Walk up to 2 girls with a cup in your hand, give it to one of them and say "WHOA TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!" then look seriously at them, say "Disgusting." and briskly walk away.

2. When آپ see a group of people, follow them around and act as if آپ belong with them, when they laugh, آپ laugh, and after a while, when they're talking about something speak up and say "YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT آپ MEAN!" then, when they look at you, just nod at them and say "Afternoon." and walk away.

3. Walk into McDonalds and say at the counter "Hey, have آپ got anything...

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One of the Boys

posted by nmdis

"One Of The Boys"

I saw a spider, I didn't scream
'Cause I can belch the alphabet
Just double dog dare me
And I chose گٹار over ballet
And I take these suckers down
'Cause they just get in my way

The way آپ look at me is kinda like a little sister
Your high five, your goodbyes
And it leaves me nothing but blisters

[Chorus:]
So I don't wanna be one of the boys
One of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to آپ tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys

So over the summer something changed
I started reading "Seventeen" and shaving my legs
And I studied...

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when i think about her

posted by disneyboy122

When i think about her, my face turns red. My body freezes and its as if time stands still.when I think about her, I feel no pain come to me. When I think about her, i wish she could be. When I think about her, it makes me feel confident. When i think about her, I feel like i could fly. Fly far away with her. I go to sleep and still think about her. When i wake up in the morning i'll think about her. I feel free when I think about her.She gives me purpose, and thinking about her would always make my دن better. I love her, and no matter what, I won't give up.

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40 ways to make the پیزا delivery man nervous

posted by emmett

1. While آپ are آپ are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another پیزا delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his سوالات with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...

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How to be a Drama Queen (or King) of sorts

posted by DramaQueen1020

I'm a drama queen

There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming random stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever آپ want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, یا a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything آپ say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger یا آپ can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if آپ think you'll...

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31 Ways to Make a Girl Smile

posted by milorox18

1.Tell her she is beautiful

2.Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.

3.Hug her from behind

4.Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5.Wrestle with her (but playfully!)

6.Don’t go hang out with آپ ex when she is not with you, آپ might not relize how badly it hurts her.

7.If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8.Write her notes یا call her just to say “hi”

9.Introduce her to your دوستوں … as your girlfriend.

10.Play with her hair.

11.Pick her up (she loves it)

12.Get...

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سب, سب سے اوپر 5 Worst Disney Heroines

posted by hatelarxene

No. No I don't, Ross.

1. Ally Dawson
I hate Ally! For starters Laura Marano who plays Ally is a hopeless wannabe actress. Her character is ugly, boring, and has absolutely NO social life which makes her dead dull. She makes me want to barf and then fall asleep. Plus she is very thick letting Austin deceive her and then become his BFF and موسیقی partner! She can't defend herself and is super socially awkward. Why would she keep writing for Austin, even though he used her. Not to mention, she wears the exact same friggin' clothes in every episode, and they're all ugly just like her (on the both the inside AND the outside)....

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I know your Birthday

posted by edwardcarlisle

Step1: Add 18 to your birth month.

Step2: Multiply سے طرف کی 25.

Step3: Subtract 333.

Step4: Multiply سے طرف کی 8.

step5: Subtract 554.

step6: Divide سے طرف کی 2.

step7: Add your birth date.

step8: Multiply سے طرف کی 5.

step9: Add 692.

step10: Multiply سے طرف کی 20.

step11: Add only the last two digits of your birth year.

step12: Subtract 32940 to get your birthday!

The number that آپ get will be a 6-digit number. Example: If آپ get the number 120586, then آپ were born December 5, 1986.

Full credits to: did-you-kno

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tons of ways to anoy ur teacher

posted by jblovesme4ever

random pic

1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did آپ raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if آپ must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch آپ "passing notes."

4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 مزید times:D

5. Yell "OMG...

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The Lovers of the دل

posted by McDreamyluva

The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a مزید perfect kiss enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand- I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek- I just want to be دوستوں
3. Kiss on the neck- I want آپ
4. Kiss on the lips- I love you
5. Kiss on the ears- I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- Kiss me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I love آپ too much to let آپ go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys...

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Make a sentence about yourself :DDD

posted by FlufflyHands

Pick what ماہ آپ were born on...
Jan- I shot...
Feb- I stabbed...
Mar: I disco danced with...
Apr: I sniffed...
May: I ran with...
Jun: I licked...
Jul: I ate...
Aug: I sat اگلے to...
Sep: I farted اگلے to...
Oct: I have a screenshot of...
Nov: I grabbed...
Dec: I spit on...

Pick what دن آپ were born on...
01: my girlfriend
02: my boyfriend
03: a nurse
04: Napoleon Dynamite
05: my crush
06: the gummy bears
07: an IPhone
08: a llama
09: a sandwich
10: a hobo
11: a gay guy
12: ET
13: Peter Pan
13: A T-Rex
14: a kitten
15: a puppy
16: a monkey
17: a cow
18: a Mexican
19: a sumo wrestler
20: a red-head
21: a polar bear
22: The...

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Zodiac:Aquarius

posted by KitkatKaysa

Aquarius.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Uranus
Symbol: The Water Bearer
Your stone: Amethyst
Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries
Vibration: High frequency
Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original

Description:
Special note for Aquarians: With the new Millennium heralding the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius, at this time, ready یا not, your sign is regarded as the zodiac's leader. آپ are the trendsetter for the future and because of this high responsibility, many under born your sign will be undergoing at this time, as we approach the Millennium, the pressure of personal...

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Legion of the Black chapter one

posted by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH

Eve's drawing

A woman runs from a soldier from the army F.E.A.R. She clutches a ہار as she runs through the desert. She’s out of breath but keeps going, knowing that if she stops she’ll die. She looks back often as thoughts run through her troubled mind.
‘When will we kill them? یا will they win? Will the rebels یا F.E.A.R. prevail?’
Her heartbeat quickened and it grew harder to breath every second. But she pushed on. The soldier of F.E.A.R. was closing in on her. She cried out as she saw F.E.A.R. just behind her.
As the soldier approached her she spun around and held the ہار in front of...

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How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

posted by d3ath_3at3r

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks آپ To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your ڈیسک And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks
Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation...

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weird,crazy and freaky true facts

posted by lalaland101

every گھنٹہ of every day, gamblers lose $696,000 in Las Vegas casinos

south africa fad: some boys in cape town have their upper teeth extracted to look cool

at last count, the U.S. had 612,020 fast food cooks and only 393,730 farm workers

sean connery and lionel richie both keep their oscars in the bathroom

a heated jawbreaker کی, جوبریکر can explode when bitten into

studies دکھائیں that covering a wart with duct tape is مزید effective than having a doctor remove it

your مزید likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket then آپ winning the lottery

a glass bottle can take as long as 4,000 years to decompose

in...

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Idk wat the عنوان is

posted by misscrazel

Prologue
When I was young I heard that once, long ago, it was bright, the sun shined, children went outside to play. Now it's dark and foggy. No one goes outside. It seems it will never go back to the way it was. But people say it will. And maybe, thousands of years later it will. But right now, it's terrible, and I have the feeling it will get worse. Though I don't know quite how that is possible it's awful enough right now with all the smoke and fog. Not to mention the wars. Everyone is at peace now but soon I know they'll start again.

Chapter one

Smoke filled the...

Looking back

posted by ruhani_noor

As I looked back on a seemingly unending journey I commenced years ago, I found myself in an ocean of memories. The days that I hurt the most, became my ذریعہ of strength for the cruel and real world. The days I laughed now seem like a distant dream and I no longer remember the faces of those who made me smile. The dreams that I chase has come this far and now I already see it as a part of my life. My dreams are daunting but are the only thing that keeps me going.
A lot of آپ may be wondering سے طرف کی now as to what this person here is even talking about... well it's just my escape from the reality that I am writing here. I am certainly not sad یا depressed just someone who loves to love but don't know how to express letting others misunderstand. while the best thing about this site remains the secret of my identity.