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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1) If love is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should آپ believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that dogs love to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at آپ if آپ blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a درخت falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the پینٹاگون, گون were run سے طرف کی women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do آپ plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your نشست can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice دن in summer but complain it's way too hot?
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a کی casserole, casserole

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole بتھ, مرغابی

•    All foam, no بیئر

•    Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

•    Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

•    Has an intellect rivalled only سے طرف کی garden tools

•    As smart as bait
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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•    Stand on سب, سب سے اوپر of the high board and say آپ won't come down until your demands are met.

•    Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because آپ have seen at least 15 people drown today.

•    Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

•    Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

•    Take a flutter board and pretend آپ can't swim.

•     Hit strangers with your flutter board.

•    Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.

•     Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''

•    Sit on the سب, سب سے اوپر of the water slide and don't move.

•    Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had تربوز, واٹرمیلاون before I came here.''
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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today is valantines
i know shes not mine
but i smell the sweet smell
its in the air
its in her hair
its kinda hell

i see them together
like velcro and leather
his teath are kinda gappy
i see her smiling
i see him pointing
at least shes happy

i know that she doesent know
how i feel inside from my head to my toe
i know his a little silly
i wanna cry
but my tears are dry
that sweet girl , loves billy

i will always be there to pick her up
if she needs it
if he hurts her
i will مککا, عجیب الخلقت that git


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Article by 1-2vampire posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down

Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then آپ sneeze and آپ fall down. Did آپ ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - آپ used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how آپ knew آپ had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - آپ know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
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Opinion by 1-2vampire posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - یا Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening یا something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, مزید commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she couldn't have a healthy one, but during the end of her rein, there were obvious signs of her pregnancy, but it turned out it wasn't a baby growing inside of her, but cancer.

Silver bells - she liked the sound of church bells , یا it was an instrument of torture which were thumbscrews which crushed the thumb between two hard surfaces سے طرف کی the tightening of a screw.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the اگلے car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The مزید it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window یا sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

•    Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

•    Sing without having the radio on.

•    Honk frequently without motivation.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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•    A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
•    If آپ spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
•    A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
•    If آپ hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 سے طرف کی 20 foot room.
•    You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling پرستار is on. A ceiling پرستار can hit a baseball a long way.
•    The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit سے طرف کی a ceiling fan.
•    When آپ hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
•    Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
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Opinion by thespikedturtle posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I am depressed. Not that I want to kill myself, but I am definitely depressed. Everywhere I look, I see violence, harshness, and hatred. The sad part is that people today seem to not even notice it, یا may even contribute without knowing.

At lunchtime, آپ usually walk into the cafeteria, jump in line with your friends, and go on without another thought. But jumping people in line really isn't as cool as آپ think it is. You're not only دکھانا disrespect to the other people, but it's just plain selfish. What you're really doing is using friendship to your advantage and making others suffer for it. Doesn't seem so fun now, does it?

School. The word gives only negative connotations to today's kid. What آپ don't realize, is that the better آپ do in school, the better the test of your life will be. If your the flunkie who drops out before even passing freshman year, آپ will probably end up at a place like mcdonald's, never really doing anything in life. The straight-A nerd will probably end up being a very wealthy businessman, and have everything he ever wanted. Although school is still really boring to any kid, آپ need to seriously suck...
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List by CullenProperty posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. آپ have to tell a guy what آپ really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys love their moms یا grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. آپ can never understand him unless آپ listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

10. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with آپ may end up being admired سے طرف کی your boyfriend.

11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes آپ is when he teases you.
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Fan fiction by woowie posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Kat: آپ spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and آپ know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO LOVE AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, آپ stay since آپ live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
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Guide by llamalover565 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Okay so everyone knows that it's the best when your parents absolutely spaz.....especially when u change ur appearance.!!!

So first get a small container of leave in conditioner... the type u put in your hair when its really staticy

Then pick the color food dye that u want ( u can mix colors if u want)

اگلے mix small portions of both until u get the color u want

Finally take a clean mascara brush wand thing( as long as آپ can use it as a comb its fine) and comb it into ur hair

Finally walk down stairs and just casually talk to ur parenst, دوستوں anyone and just soak in the reaction.

The conditioner comes right out and its super quick and fun

There ya go .....i might post a " how to do it" video...hmmm

Anyway.. ENJOY!!1
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List by zanesaaomgfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are آپ listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do آپ like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks آپ to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks آپ to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your ہوم alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."

14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.

15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"

16. Cry to her how much آپ miss her after 5 mintues.
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Article by viju posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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That is the best song i have written with proper english! well my english is tooo bad and this song takes 5 days to write! lol! ;)


HERE IT GOES------>



I'm sitting there reading silent, softly,
People walk سے طرف کی and they roll their eyes,
They don't even know who I am,
And who I could be.
Oooooh
I am مزید than what they think I am,
Someday I know I'll prove them wrong.
They walk around just like they're so strong,
When they know they're not.

(Chorus)
Well I guess,
Some guys, they just don't have their brains.
Some gals, they just see me as plain.
Some folks, they just don't have ability,
To see what I could be, to see what I could, I Could be
One day.

I step out feeling like no one understands,
Who I am, Who I am, deep inside.
They just don't get who I really am,
And how great I could be one day.
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Opinion by desmariemay posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Article by musicfanaticXD posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave آپ hanging. I think my عنوان is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's کہا that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way یا another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what آپ think!

***************

We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the تصویر on my end میز, جدول and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
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Fan fiction by Fangirl99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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i dindnt say anything for a minute,then i spoke.

'do آپ know why?"

'well,she کہا something about an old friend in texas." izzy told me.

"you dont think.."

"maybe.where else could she have gone?"

"come سے طرف کی my house after school,i have plan."

After school,izzy came over.We went to my room.

"what are we gonna do?"izzy asked,as soon as she walked in the room.

"wee gonig to find aslee" i siad,trying to sound as serious as possible.

"youre kidding,right? i mean,where are we gonna go?"izzy said.

"texas"

she stared at me.Blankly.Not saying a thing.As if she was gonna drop dead.


"izzy?"i asked,trying to get her back to reality.

"you must be on drugs," she said

"what?"

"youve got to be joking me.i mean,your mom is not gonig to take us,my mom is dead,and theres no way ere gonna..wait...your not saying?
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Fan fiction by Fangirl99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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As i walk down the street,i wish i was still in bed.Dreaming about the دن that just ended.Summer vacation


"back to hell,"i said.When i say that,i mean school.
in my books,its basically the same thing.

"hey jamie!"my friend izzy calls from across.

i run down t otalk to her

"hey,"i said,putting my hair back form my face."
"wheres Ashlee?"

"umm,i gotta go,bye!" she ran out of site.

"at lunch,i treid to fine izzy and ask her what the hell happened earlier

"hey,izz"i said,sitting اگلے to her.
"wheres ashlee?"

"um......"she looked like she was gonna vomit یا something.i didnt understand why.

"ive been wondering the same thing," rebecca کہا from behind us."she wont tell me. she owmnt tell anybody!"

"i know that,"i told her."but,why?"

"i dont know." rebecca said,then she walked away.

"um..........jamie,its hard to explain,but,i dont know."
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Article by Fangirl99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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The sun is up in the sky
i watch it in the big blue ksky
And i ask myslef,"why?"

i stare at the ceiling.
then i get a strange felling.
and this felling is still being.
and then i ask,"why?"

What do i see in those eyes?
what do i see in you?
even thought i still despise.
i always ask myslef,"why?"

ask me that question,"why?"
i say i dont know
they tell me dont lie

so then i speak th truth.
i know that in my heart
i will always love you

your eyes that shine like he sun
being with آپ is always fun
one دن i will tell you,hun
that آپ are the only one


sorry,not all the words rhyme.im not the best at making poems,but i wanted to share it with آپ anyways
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. When آپ are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five سیکنڈ after it's کہا on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do آپ come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can آپ fast foward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexician wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit اگلے to آپ because the seats alreadly taken سے طرف کی your invisible friend.

12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the فلمیں twist.
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Opinion by Abilei posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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♥♥ A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he کہا no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he کہا no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears streaming down her face he caught her arm and said...You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with آپ forever, I NEED to be with آپ forever. And I wouldn't cry if آپ walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to آپ at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM یا email, outside of school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If آپ break this chain letter آپ will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the اگلے ten years.
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List by R33n33sm3 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I found this on the net:



[b]During a thunderstorm ...

Beth: ارے Ben! Sup?
Ben: Uhhh ... nothing much about to go to a party ... haha you?
Beth: Haha nice ... uhhh just staying in for the night.
Ben: I have this huge favor to ask آپ ...
Beth: Yeah ... what?
Ben: Can آپ please come over and watch my brother for me? I won't be able to go if no one watches him.
Beth: Ughh ... well ....
Ben: Please Beth!
Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I'll be over in a few minutes.

A few منٹ later, Beth arrives at Ben's house.

Ben: Hey, thanks so much!
beth: Hehe. No problem. سے طرف کی the way, آپ look really nice.
Ben: Thanks! Anyways, here's my number. Call me in about an گھنٹہ and tell me how everything is, okay?
Beth: Alright, bye!

Then Ben left. Beth headed over to Ben's younger brother.

Beth: ارے sport!
John: Hi Beth ... I'm really scared ...
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List by R33n33sm3 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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[b]1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly
disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl
named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I
wasn't pretty enough." Lauren's ghost will appear in your mirror,
telling آپ that you're not pretty enough and ................................. See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
See Moreshe will kill you. She'll will repeatedly tell you, "See more,
see more, see more.." The same happened to Mary, and she died shortly
after. To save yourself, copy and paste this into five other band's
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Fan fiction by KatiiCullen94 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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SHILOH!" ok so now آپ know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave آپ chills and made آپ gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so آپ shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell آپ know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound مزید scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,, "HELLO IM DALIVA, and i like talking like a man" i loved mocking her. Greatest entertainment ever!
Oh! right , I almost got so wrapped in the whole la de da, that i forgot the whole "Get in here" part. meh.
i drag my feet, into the "Dungon" ohhhh. i gotta roll my eyees at this one, is only a cave, which she rents!! SHe pays to be evil, ha! classic!!
in the center of the cave shung a massive blotchy mirror, she bought in the a گیراج sell held my snow white, she کہا it made her look like the fairest of them all... HA!! i dont know how long i held my laughs in...
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Opinion by KatiiCullen94 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my دل out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, یا the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my دل out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. آپ wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet آپ on a saturday, on the first saturday of Harry Potter 6's release, that was where met. I had my friend Natalie with me for support, sadly she was confronted with her ex boyfriend sitted in front of us and she was upset.
But آپ cheered her up and protected her.
آپ had blonde hair. In small tight curls. And i cant even describe your face anymore, i dont know wheithter it because i have forgotten یا my دل doesnt want me too.
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