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Article by Jeffersonian posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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User: I didn't know آپ could play Twister all سے طرف کی yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know آپ could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: آپ spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he یا she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that آپ can see that آپ di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.

Cleverbot: A woman is a person.

User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese چائے port?

User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?
Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the اگلے stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the اگلے stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so,
ask if they are busy....
14.Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15.Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
16.Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
17.Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
18.Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
Article by greenday82 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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It's a cover of Katy Perry's hit song, I Kissed A girl, redone سے طرف کی کوبرا Starship. I'm yet to find a link to listen to it, but for now here's the lyrics.

Yo check it out I've got a plan, here's my intention
The frat boys in the club are lame, let's start an altercation
It's just what I'm used to, just want to fuck shit up!
I've got my whole damn crew, come on what آپ gonna do

I kissed a boy and they liked it
Got all the honeys in the club excited
I kissed a boy just to start shit
That homeboy was not about it

I know it's wrong, but I don't mind
I'm gonna start shit tonight!
I kissed a boy just to start shit
They just loved it

Now آپ don't even know my name, it doesn't matter
Don't even front, you've got no game, you're just a sucker
So what now, I clowned you, and I'm stealing your girl too
She wants a secure dude, and that's just not you

I kissed a boy and they liked it
List by 1-2vampire posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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it was on the net, don't blame me if it's crap.

1. Walk up to 2 girls with a cup in your hand, give it to one of them and say "WHOA TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!" then look seriously at them, say "Disgusting." and briskly walk away.

2. When آپ see a group of people, follow them around and act as if آپ belong with them, when they laugh, آپ laugh, and after a while, when they're talking about something speak up and say "YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT آپ MEAN!" then, when they look at you, just nod at them and say "Afternoon." and walk away.

3. Walk into McDonalds and say at the counter "Hey, have آپ got anything healthy?" and if they go like fruit bag یا carrot sticks go "Ugh that's not healthy. آپ disgust me." and walk out.

4. Buy a pack of chewing gum and put all of them in your mouth and chew them until they are gummy, and then walk up to someone, take it out of your mouth, and say "Guess what?" and throw the ball of chewing gum at their feet and say "I don't like spearmint." and walk away.
Article by w33bs99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I like to be random. But I have this friend at my church that is way to random. She is my best friend but when she is near other people she ignores me. This is a question. What should I do when she ignores me like that? Please leave a تبصرہ and I will do a سوال on it please tell me. I'm really tired of it but i have known her for a long time. I don't want to loose her but I kinda want her to change. Please please tell me what I should do.When she is random I think she tries to get attention bye leaving me. It gets annoying. Oh and she steals everyone away but when it's just me and her she is really nice. What should I do? HELP!!!!!
Opinion by lilred96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell آپ my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell آپ what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person آپ will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my love even if I live forever.

See ya,
Guide by cA_iNen11 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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A team of سب, سب سے اوپر scientists and engineers at Battelle, a world famous technology organization based in Ohio in the USA, has compiled a فہرست of the سب, سب سے اوپر ten technological trends that will shape our world over the اگلے 20 years. Here are some innovations that they have predicted:
These are microsopic machines, as small as atoms. They will revolutionize several industries & may do many things for us - from heating our homes to curing cancer.Battelle researchers see the medical industry as the most important area for this technology سے طرف کی 2020.'We may be able to develope nanomachines that will go into our body and find and destroy individual cancer cells,' says Battelle Senior Research Scientist Kevin Priddy.

Advances in micro computing will lead to smaller, مزید powerful computers & electronics that will add amazing intelligence to appliances & other products. For example, telephones will probably have extensive phone directories, intelligent food packaging will tell your تندور how to cook the food inside & fridges will help آپ make your shopping list.
Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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•    You will never find anybody who can give آپ a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests آپ think she's pregnant unless آپ can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status یا ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

•    There comes a time when آپ should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

•    There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

•    People who want to share their religious گیا پڑھا مرتبہ with آپ almost never want آپ to share yours with them.
Fan fiction by CullenProperty posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I'm a little pawn still in your game
And آپ ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know آپ better than آپ know
آپ can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but آپ start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but آپ turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will آپ believe, come اگلے to me
Oh, why can't آپ see, I'm
begging you, please

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
Opinion by ilovepenguins posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1) If love is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should آپ believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that dogs love to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at آپ if آپ blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a درخت falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the پینٹاگون, گون were run سے طرف کی women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do آپ plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your نشست can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice دن in summer but complain it's way too hot?
Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a کی casserole, casserole

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole بتھ, مرغابی

•    All foam, no بیئر

•    Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

•    Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

•    Has an intellect rivalled only سے طرف کی garden tools

•    As smart as bait
Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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•    Stand on سب, سب سے اوپر of the high board and say آپ won't come down until your demands are met.

•    Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because آپ have seen at least 15 people drown today.

•    Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

•    Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

•    Take a flutter board and pretend آپ can't swim.

•     Hit strangers with your flutter board.

•    Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.

•     Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''

•    Sit on the سب, سب سے اوپر of the water slide and don't move.

•    Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had تربوز, واٹرمیلاون before I came here.''
Opinion by orangeturnip posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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today is valantines
i know shes not mine
but i smell the sweet smell
its in the air
its in her hair
its kinda hell

i see them together
like velcro and leather
his teath are kinda gappy
i see her smiling
i see him pointing
at least shes happy

i know that she doesent know
how i feel inside from my head to my toe
i know his a little silly
i wanna cry
but my tears are dry
that sweet girl , loves billy

i will always be there to pick her up
if she needs it
if he hurts her
i will مککا, عجیب الخلقت that git

Article by 1-2vampire posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down

Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then آپ sneeze and آپ fall down. Did آپ ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - آپ used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how آپ knew آپ had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - آپ know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Opinion by 1-2vampire posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - یا Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening یا something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, مزید commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she couldn't have a healthy one, but during the end of her rein, there were obvious signs of her pregnancy, but it turned out it wasn't a baby growing inside of her, but cancer.

Silver bells - she liked the sound of church bells , یا it was an instrument of torture which were thumbscrews which crushed the thumb between two hard surfaces سے طرف کی the tightening of a screw.
Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the اگلے car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The مزید it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window یا sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

•    Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

•    Sing without having the radio on.

•    Honk frequently without motivation.
Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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•    A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
•    If آپ spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
•    A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
•    If آپ hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 سے طرف کی 20 foot room.
•    You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling پرستار is on. A ceiling پرستار can hit a baseball a long way.
•    The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit سے طرف کی a ceiling fan.
•    When آپ hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
•    Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
Opinion by thespikedturtle posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I am depressed. Not that I want to kill myself, but I am definitely depressed. Everywhere I look, I see violence, harshness, and hatred. The sad part is that people today seem to not even notice it, یا may even contribute without knowing.

At lunchtime, آپ usually walk into the cafeteria, jump in line with your friends, and go on without another thought. But jumping people in line really isn't as cool as آپ think it is. You're not only دکھانا disrespect to the other people, but it's just plain selfish. What you're really doing is using friendship to your advantage and making others suffer for it. Doesn't seem so fun now, does it?

School. The word gives only negative connotations to today's kid. What آپ don't realize, is that the better آپ do in school, the better the test of your life will be. If your the flunkie who drops out before even passing freshman year, آپ will probably end up at a place like mcdonald's, never really doing anything in life. The straight-A nerd will probably end up being a very wealthy businessman, and have everything he ever wanted. Although school is still really boring to any kid, آپ need to seriously suck...
List by CullenProperty posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. آپ have to tell a guy what آپ really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys love their moms یا grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. آپ can never understand him unless آپ listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

10. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with آپ may end up being admired سے طرف کی your boyfriend.

11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes آپ is when he teases you.
Fan fiction by woowie posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Kat: آپ spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
*Zim comes in*
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and آپ know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, آپ stay since آپ live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Guide by llamalover565 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Okay so everyone knows that it's the best when your parents absolutely spaz.....especially when u change ur appearance.!!!

So first get a small container of leave in conditioner... the type u put in your hair when its really staticy

Then pick the color food dye that u want ( u can mix colors if u want)

اگلے mix small portions of both until u get the color u want

Finally take a clean mascara brush wand thing( as long as آپ can use it as a comb its fine) and comb it into ur hair

Finally walk down stairs and just casually talk to ur parenst, دوستوں anyone and just soak in the reaction.

The conditioner comes right out and its super quick and fun

There ya go .....i might post a " how to do it" video...hmmm

Anyway.. ENJOY!!1
List by zanesaaomgfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are آپ listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do آپ like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks آپ to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks آپ to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your ہوم alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."

14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.

15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"

16. Cry to her how much آپ miss her after 5 mintues.
Article by viju posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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That is the best song i have written with proper english! well my english is tooo bad and this song takes 5 days to write! lol! ;)


I'm sitting there reading silent, softly,
People walk سے طرف کی and they roll their eyes,
They don't even know who I am,
And who I could be.
I am مزید than what they think I am,
Someday I know I'll prove them wrong.
They walk around just like they're so strong,
When they know they're not.

Well I guess,
Some guys, they just don't have their brains.
Some gals, they just see me as plain.
Some folks, they just don't have ability,
To see what I could be, to see what I could, I Could be
One day.

I step out feeling like no one understands,
Who I am, Who I am, deep inside.
They just don't get who I really am,
And how great I could be one day.
Opinion by desmariemay posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Article by musicfanaticXD posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave آپ hanging. I think my عنوان is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's کہا that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way یا another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what آپ think!


We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the تصویر on my end میز, جدول and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.