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By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in love with. But, he’d broken my دل مزید than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...
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posted by karpach_14
Clean your face daily. Invest in a scrubbing cleanser, face wash and a nice lotion. Preferably one with aloe. An alternative to this is کوکو, نارجیل Butter; which is an oil free body moisterizer. Because invigorating scrubs are quite rough (removing dead cells), آپ should only use one once یا twice a week, depending on your skin-type. Most face washes are mild, so they're appropiate for everyday use.

2.Apply make-up sparingly. Light گلابی blush for a fresh, healthy glow, mildly golden eyeshadow and some chapstick.

3.Get some neon t-shirts from a thrift store. Don't buy a size too big یا small. If neon...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Why not smile? آپ can always find a reason to smile, believe it یا not. آپ can say that your life is the worst, آپ can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet آپ anything, that if آپ let yourself search, آپ can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, آپ can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but آپ don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...
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Hello this is my 2nd فہرست of pointless superpowers enjoy....

1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when آپ are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body

thank آپ for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers

p.s. Can u پرستار this if u like it pls??!!?!
chapter 1 discovery

"what should we do today Teki?" Kiely asked her tiny dog. Knowing that the dog couldn't posibly respond in any other way than wagging her tail یا bark and that is exactly what the dog did.
Kiely sat اگلے to her چہواہوا, چاہوہوا and ran her hand down her back feeling her soft black and brown fur."your a good baby girl" she crooned at the little puppy.
"Lets go to the park and then we could go to fred's,"Kiely finally desided Teki was still wagging her tail. Kiely made her way to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. She got out of the شاور and headed toward the mirror to...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago

I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find مزید crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? آپ are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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سب, سب سے اوپر 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time آپ wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say آپ don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
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posted by demon_wolf
noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
a feeling of warm personal attachment یا deep affection, as for a parent, child, یا friend.
sexual passion یا desire.
a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, یا the like): Would آپ like to see a movie, love?
a love affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros یا Cupid.
affectionate concern for the...
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posted by karpach_13
Blonde Cop

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her پرس, تھیلی and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do آپ have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known آپ were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”

Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications...
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posted by TDAPlayer158
One day, the Eds were working on a new scam. Double was getting the tools, Ed was painting the sign, and Eddy was just sitting under a درخت with sunglasses on.
"How's it coming boys?" Eddy asked.
"Steady as it goes, Eddy..." Double D replied, "As usual..."
"How 'bout you, lumpy?" Eddy urged. Ed was just recently bit سے طرف کی a dog on the hand he writes with, so that makes drawing the sign rather difficult.
"URGH!" Ed wailed as he grasped his hand.
"E-Ed!!" Double D cried.
"What's with you?" Eddy کہا as he stood and removed his glasses.
"Ow my liver, ow my lasagna!" Ed called.
"Ed, lasagna isn't a vital...
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posted by Guste_LT
30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as آپ walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
A silver object,
It's all it took,
One silver object,
An entire life's crook.

It was just an experiment,
It was nothing more.
Nothing مزید than an experiment,
That closed every door.
All opportunities are gone,
And آپ cry that hateful song,
The words don't mean anything,
Just take the silver object,
And ignore every other aspect.

You cannot deny,
that making these lines...
It never crossed your mind;
You were so blind.
It solves every problem,
Just lie, and stay solemn.
It's only red sharpie.
Let's throw a party.

After a party, آپ go and lay down.
You think about the mistakes you've made.
You take the pills and...
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posted by Fangirl99
Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa کہا sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause آپ realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are آپ gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

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I'm sorry if I'm wasting مزید time here. But last "Drama" for now. I made 3 people upset and filled with hate inside me.

(Don't read this if آپ have enough Drama for now. But this is Important, and Scary...)

The 1st One I made upset told me, "Willy آپ suck get outta here." But it was just an online game...

The 2nd One was a Girl. Because I was spamming and it made her lag on a game called Roblox. So same thing... "Leave me Alone Willy."

But the 3rd One I made Upset... It was مزید important then the last two...

He was Confront with really Inappropriate online Stuff that's been going...
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posted by Precious7732
(Music starts)
آپ and I found love in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel آپ again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
آپ got me,free falling through the sky
آپ take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel آپ again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with آپ my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)
posted by misscrazel
I love music, so I wrote this to share some songs I wrote. Tell me what آپ think (the truth)

I'm working towards my dreams to become a singer right now. Here are some songs:

Your one last wish,
Remains unsaid,
You’ll cry into the night,
On your death bed,
How will they remember you,
When you’re gone?
Six feet,
You lay,
In a coffin filled with silk,
Wilted flowers strewn about,
How will they remember you,
When you’re not around?
They throw dirt,
Over your grave,
Your unseeing eyes,
Wide open,
All of your,
Hearts desires are gone,
Your mind no longer corrupted,
How will they remember you,...
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posted by misscrazel
I had this dream and it was like smiegel (from LOTR) and the queen of hearts. Then there was Harry Potter randomly following me. And in my dream the queen of hearts hated smiegel so I was sad. D: and then my دوستوں were there and قوس قزح Dash was there and it was so weird. So then Legolas (he's from LOTR to) walked سے طرف کی with some random person. And then there were ten Harry Potters and they all turned evil and chased me. So I ran away and put the queen of hearts and all the Harry Potters in a کشتی and they went away. And then I woke up and I was like what the heck was that.
posted by Directioner470
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on یا off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to دکھائیں the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....
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posted by EastendersRox
These are not super scientific facts, these are just some random things that occurred to me آپ my disagree.

1. Ugly Betty isn't ugly.

2. Severs Snapes voice is super amazing.

3. I'm always hungry.

4. Nobody knows exactly what Nicki Manaj's real name is.

5. Irish people don't know what اچار is...

6. Everyone has a tv

7. Puppies in converse are cute.

8.NOBODY can do a French Platt.

9. I like taco's.

10. In love with belle's Aussie acsent, in once upon a time.

11. I want a cupcake....

12. Everyone knows Harry Potter.

13. Everyone either drinks چائے یا coffee

14. It's my dream to drink coffee in central perk....
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