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Article by SuperFunFan1001 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Yay haha I just got bored.... This song freaks me out for some reason

If آپ go out in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If آپ go out in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every برداشت, ریچھ that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the دن the teddy bears have their picnic.

Picnic time for teddy bears,
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily dance about.
They love to play and shout.
And never have any cares.
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
Will take them ہوم to bed
Because they're tired little teddy bears.

If آپ go out in the woods today,
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely out in the woods today,
But safer to stay at home.

For every برداشت, ریچھ that ever there was
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Guide by Fangirl99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ok,if your bored,heres some things to do on fanpop

1.add a video
2.make a forum
3.post a مضمون *like me*
4.go on your Meebo and chat with someone
5.go no the live fanpop chat
6.add an image
7.make a pop quiz
8.add a link to something cool
9.make a سوال *bout whatever*
10.make a club

ok,those are somethings to do no fanpop.sorry,if i missed any.
i can go.i have to rite more,so,you can stop.

BBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Article by Mp4girl posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as آپ can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when آپ laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary دوستوں that آپ talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"
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Opinion by itachifan1 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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* مالٹا, نارنگی Lavaburst
* آڑو (no longer produced)
* Poppin' گلابی Lemonade
* سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy سیب, ایپل cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Fruit Pow
* Fruit Punch
* Orange
* مالٹا, نارنگی Supernova
* گلابی Lemonade
* رسبری, تُوت الارض Kiwi
* Strawberry
* سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C ھٹی, ترش Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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Opinion by Omigosh122 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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Opinion by itachifan1 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
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Opinion by itachifan1 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
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Opinion by dollyllama247 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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i found this online and thought it was funny ^.^

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as آپ walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at آپ for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t آپ wearing shoes” آپ reply سے طرف کی standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
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List by skipperluvs posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo کوکیز with Chocolate Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)

2) Get دودھ and put in a chocolate bar. Let it rest for 5 منٹ and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.

3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in Chocolate powder. Churn and enjoy.

4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chocolate syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.

5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if آپ can work the ice cream maker. If آپ can't, cry and beg until آپ can. Enjoy

6) Go to your mom's room and get her chocolate colored lip stick. Put it inside a fresh glass of water. Wait till the water gets murky. Freeze it and enjoy.

7) Get a piece of paper. Draw a chocolate ice cream. Cut it out and eat it.

8) Go to a birthday party and meet a clown. Beg him to make آپ a chocolate ice cream balloon. If he has "excuses", cry. Wait for him to make the ice cream balloon and bite into the balloon. Enjoy. (Warning: May...
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Article by lollipopszx3 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Did آپ really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be مزید than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special دن
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that دن
there was lots to be کہا
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When آپ کہا "I love you"
I کہا "I love آپ too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be مزید
What if I did fall for آپ
What if I did love آپ more?
I never had a سیکنڈ thought
But as I see آپ with a girl
I realized I was too late.
I had a fear of loving آپ
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Article by Dethklokrox90 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry یا love آپ more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave آپ with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me یا come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to آپ and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if آپ let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and آپ too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
آپ will have your own life, everything آپ wanted with you.
آپ will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm بستر when your old, knowing that آپ did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I love you, I love آپ so much...


~Reah
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Article by princess829 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I've always been interested in guys
Guys that come and go
But the first time I saw you, I knew آپ were her to stay
یا were you? Now that I know our "happily ever after" was all just a big lie!
Oh, oh, oh

I'm about to have my دل broken into two
One piece for me and one piece for you
I'll keep mine for the cherished memories
While آپ go hand yours over to your new girl
And have the cycle repeat itself all over again
Oh, oh
But tonight I'm about to have my دل broken into two
And theres nothing آپ can do

Maybe none of this would've happened
If I hadn't drunk any Mountain Dew that day
Then I wouldn't have caught you
Shoving your tongue down that girl's throat!
Like-what the fuck just happened?
Nothing آپ do will ever make things seem okay
Ever again!

I'm about to have my دل broken into two
One piece for me and one piece for you
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Article by OneFoggyNight posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Well, I opened up my mailbox the other دن and pulled out a letter adressed to me from some...person named "Kether Smith". And first thing I thought was "Kether.... that's a weird name!" but I opened up the letter anyway hoping that this "Kether" was a secret admierer یا something sending me some money, but insted, the letter کہا (word for word! I'm typing this strait out of the letter!)

Dahlia,
    I know that you’ll want to come looking for me, but don’t. I’m not worth it. آپ remember that ہار I gave you? That holds some of my power within it, so it’s okay if I die. The power held inside is yours to control, but please don’t use it on me. The power wasn’t made for you, and even a small portion of it can kill you, and I don’t want آپ to make that risk for me. If آپ must, آپ can also put a bit of your power inside, just in case. If آپ must do this, I am sure آپ can think of a way to do it. Don’t let that ہار into the hands of anyone but you, not even those آپ think آپ trust. آپ can no longer trust anyone, not even Cassandra and Athena. They could be under the control of them for all آپ know. And don’t let...
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Article by zeldafan48 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I sit here all دن reading my book starring out the window gazing at the raindrops as they fall by.I sit here bored with nothing to do as i think of bonds ive lost from دوستوں and family.It feels as if my life is begging to die.I feel sick and weak inside.It already feels as if im dead.I watch a bird as it flies through the air and i suddenly feel jealous of it because it doesnt have a care in the world and its free as i want to be.I feel like im stuck in a cell and theres no way out.Feelings of hate start to errupt in me as i lay down on my bed.Even with the sun out and my دوستوں inviting me over i still feel the same.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. When آپ get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend آپ are deaf.

4. If he asks if آپ knew how fast آپ were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if آپ can see his gun.

6. When he says آپ aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him سے طرف کی his first name.

11. Pretend آپ are gay and ask him out.

12. When he says no, cry.

13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.

14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.

15. If he asks آپ to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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21 Ways to Say I Love You



1. Call her the اگلے day.



2. Always laugh at her jokes.



3. Tell her (truthfully) that آپ can't wait to see her again.



4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.



5. Call her just to say آپ were thinking about her.



6. Bring her a teddy برداشت, ریچھ and chicken سوپ when she's sick.



7. Write her a poem.



8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).



9. Bring her flowers for no reason.



10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.



11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.



12. Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.



13. Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1.Tell her she is beautiful

2.Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.

3.Hug her from behind

4.Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5.Wrestle with her (but playfully!)

6.Don’t go hang out with آپ ex when she is not with you, آپ might not relize how badly it hurts her.

7.If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8.Write her notes یا call her just to say “hi”

9.Introduce her to your دوستوں … as your girlfriend.

10.Play with her hair.

11.Pick her up (she loves it)

12.Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it

13.Make her laugh

14.Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15.If she’s mad at you, kiss her.

16.If آپ care about her, then TELL HER

17.Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal (she’ll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of your t-shirts (she’ll most...
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Opinion by jedigal1990 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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okay i decided to write an مضمون to grip about things on here that really bug me if آپ don't like it deal with it

okay number one grip
- i know i already wrote an مضمون about this but my number one gripe on here is people posting twilight جنک, فضول on this spot and other nontwilight spots seriously and then آپ wonder why we get upset believe it یا not some of us don't like twilight so اقدام on and keep it where it belongs thats all i will say about that

سیکنڈ gripe
- people who complain about people's bad grammer یا spelling we are not in a fucking english class so who cares stop bugging people about stupid stuff like that and mind your own business its not hurting anyone so get a life

third gripe
- people misussing the سوال section okay serioulsy a سوال is a fact that آپ don't know the answer too its not a place to play a game that is where a فورم comes in and its not which one is your پسندیدہ that would be a pick یا what is this i already know the answer if آپ already know the answer than don't ask یا make it a quiz. its also not a place to look for people to add آپ i realize some people don't know that...
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Opinion by jedigal1990 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like آپ twilight شائقین keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it یا not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across سوالات and ویڈیوز and fanpicks and pictures about twilight when we come on fanpop.
I have nothing against twilight but i'm not a پرستار and tired of seeing everything twilight on all the spots i go on it gets really annoying
yes anything goes on this site and if it was done a little bit it would be okay but seriously enough is enough this is not a twilight spot for crying out loud
please explain why not post this stuff on a twilight related spot there are plenty to choose from and there would be alot مزید people who share your views
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Opinion by chowjoyi posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) اقدام everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an ہاتھی weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When آپ recover, say آپ can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
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Opinion by chowjoyi posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If آپ have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your دوستوں come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary دوستوں that آپ ask their opinion of everything.

7. After آپ have your bath, لپیٹ, لفاف کریں a bath towel around آپ and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask آپ what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping یا running into something. Look at the ground and whenever آپ see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
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Article by emmett posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps آپ out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if آپ can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart. Have them push آپ around while آپ yell "ye-haw!"
Buy chrome hubcaps and put them on in the parking lot
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Article by Fangirl99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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thanksgiving is awesome!mostly,for 2 things. ot be with family,and FOODS! THE FOOD! THE FOOD! TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats آپ fav?i ts hard for me. its either the stuffing,mashpotatoes. یا PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PIMPKIN PIE!!!!!!!!!!!

its gonna rock!myy grandma is coming over cause shes got no one to spend it with. how sad.

oaky, another random werid مضمون سے طرف کی me.
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Article by brooki posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope آپ realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good دوستوں don't let آپ do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! آپ actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If آپ met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

تبصرے DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/


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Opinion by kristine95 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here آپ go! =P

A سست can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An ہاتھی is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, آپ have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, سے طرف کی taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If آپ try to hold back a sneeze, آپ can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head یا neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders مزید than death!
The strongest muscle آپ have is your tounge.
آپ can't kill yourself سے طرف کی holding your breath.
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