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posted by karpach_13
Fake carsickness.

Lean back in your نشست on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.

Have arguments with someone in the car.

Stick your head out the window like a dog.

Sing with the radio loudly even if آپ don’t know the words.

Actually get carsick.

Play with every gadget آپ find in the car.

Have belching contests.

Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.

Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.

Run a yellow light but change your mind while آپ still can.

Drive down the left turn lane.

Slow down when آپ see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer....
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Love and Marriage:

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7

"Love is like an avalanche where آپ have to run for your life." -- John, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow یا something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how آپ smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8

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posted by cute20k
Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.

Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed سے طرف کی my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings...
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haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 منٹ looking at the مالٹا, نارنگی رس, جوس box because it کہا "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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A: Best Girlfriend/Boyfriend any one could have
B: Loud and likes to have fun
C: Regret losing
D: Really lovable
E: Sexy
F: People love you
G: Never let people tell آپ what to do
H: Have a very good personality and good looks
I : Hard to get
J : People Adore you
K : People cant help but check آپ out
L: is really pretty
M: Easy to fall in love with
N : Awesome kisser
O: Best kisser ever
P : Is really fun
Q :A hypocrite
R: Loves to kiss
S: Loves to smile
T: Loves music
U: Really like to chill
V : Not judgmental
W: Popular
X: Never let people tell آپ what to do
Y: Worth waiting for
Z: Good in bed
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

6. Farmer Bill Dies in House

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

9. Stud Tires Out

10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

13. British Left waffles کے, waffles on Falkland Islands

14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

15. Eye Drops off Shelf

16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids...
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posted by deathding
When life gives آپ lemons, make مالٹا, نارنگی رس, جوس and leave the world wondering how the heck آپ did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first آپ don't succeed, destroy everything.

An سیب, ایپل a دن can keep any doctor away if آپ throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 مزید letters in the alphabet.

Do آپ believe in love at first sight, یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...
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(From Shovel Knight)



Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as آپ can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should...
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posted by ShadowFan05
Well, I haven't been on here for 7 months and I still remember my password. lol آپ guys don't have to worry anymore. I'm still here. Oh my gosh, A bunch of stuff has changed since then. The reason why I haven't been on here for seven months is because:

1. I have a Youtube channel now.
2. Because of school.
3. I've been playing Five Nights at Freddy's. ( I've gotten into that now.)
4. I've been busy with my cousin and family.
5. The holidays.
6. Deviant ART has stolen my time to be on here.
7. I have a Steam account.
and 8. My computer has been an idiot lately.

I hope to get مزید active on here and get مزید pictures up.
This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that آپ have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair سے طرف کی leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while آپ were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while آپ were talking

6. Had people tell آپ that آپ are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell آپ that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush سے طرف کی your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...
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Hello everyone! I'm doing a group story on four girls یا guys who get these wacky element powers! It's مزید serious then I made it sound :) ok here's the synopsis:

Four girls یا guys are relaxing at the beach. One of them goes into the water and is swept away to the mystical Terra Island 50 miles off the coast of Florida. One goes in the water, the others go after him/her. It is the new moon, and the four find a pool of water. After the transformation, they get rescued, the اگلے day, they all find out their powers. The four have to keep their powers a secret, but one simply cannot follow instructions right. One accidentally spills the secret. Can the four keep cover! یا will they end up as a lab experiment?

Post your entries below! (Note: all characters must be under the age of 16)


I will pick three of your entries to make into a story, تبصرہ your entries below!
Survey reveals سب, سب سے اوپر 50 funniest jokes ever told


A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been voted the funniest gag ever told. Researchers examined مزید than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 and getting 36,000 people to vote for their favourites. Source: Onepoll.com

Comedy genius Tommy Cooper had سے طرف کی far the most jokes in the list, which also includes gags سے طرف کی Peter Kay and Lee Evans.

Jokes ranged from the legendary one-liner about a zoo with just one dog being a 'shitzu' - to ones about wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners.

The study was...
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posted by speedy106
This is the guide to me. Don't come searching for me. I like this stuff.
1.Tests/Pop Quizzes
2.Teen Titans show
3.Guys who are smart and humorous
4.Romance(Don't get any ideas, guys)
6.Yellow roses
8.My school crush
9.Speedy/Roy Harper(from Teen Titans show)
12.Having fun
13.Taking care of flowers
14.Boys who like me
15. Kid Flash(Teen Titans and Young Justice show)
16.Beyblade(anime, not manga)
17.Doing cartwheels and volleyball
18. Horses
21.Shopping(This is feminine, but I'm really a tomboy)
22.Hive Five(team of villians in Teen Titans show)
24.Grass-type Pokémon
26.Robin/Dick Grayson
27.Aqualad(character from Teen Titans show)
28.Vanessa Carlton(singer)
29.Fried Chicken
30.Being happy
That's it. Yep. That's it. Thanks for reading.
 DONT be anything like dudelol17 یا BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. رپورٹ everything and تبصرہ 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say آپ hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' یا 'You're so annoying' یا 'No' on a دیوار post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
We woke up to a smiling figure.Ariana.We ran,Maybelle had the rock in her pocket.The sky was now purple.We finally got a break at the hut."Guys.I think.I know.What to do.See that.Corner?We.Need to.Go over to.It.And Ariana will.Be.Running in a.Circle."Maybelle said,taking a breath each time.
"But what if-"Henry barley finished.
"No what ifs.Cause we don't know what would happen."Sarah said.Not taking any breaths.
"Okay.So when?"Alicia asked.
"On the count of-NOW!"Maybelle said.They ran like a برداشت, ریچھ was chasing them.They ran to the corner of a giant rock.Ariana found them.Pacing,Maybelle کہا to stay...
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posted by kpopeverlasting
Block B Spots:

Infinite Spots:

N.Sonic Spot:

Myname Spot:

The ones I made:
posted by someone_save_me
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.

Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.

Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu مشروم, کھنبی desu desu desu duck.

I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.

Did آپ ever see a desu, kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.

Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.

Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.

Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
 Maybe if آپ type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
When we left of:
Taylor:MOM!Mom?Where is she?*walks downstairs*Mom?
*Hears door shut*MOM!!*Runs in basement*MOM!!!*Sees mom with blood running down head*MOM!!!911!!!!
Police man:Taylor!Calm down!
Taylor:How can I?When mom dies and Charm and Amber,
CHARM AND AMBER!*Runs to bedrooms*Charm!!*picks up*
Amber!*Picks up*
Taylor:Shh!Come with me!!!
Taylor's POV:
Later I supposed that Dad was the Killer,but I had no prove,He always کہا he would "GET"mom,but when he did I was 4,so I didn't know what he meant.
Nobody's POV:
Police Woman:*Walks in*Taylor...Jonesmen?
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked سے طرف کی a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas دن 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are مزید bacteria in the ice machines at fast food restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are مزید than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up سے طرف کی St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send آپ to Heaven یا Hell. After all, آپ enormously helped society سے طرف کی putting a computer in almost every ہوم in America, yet آپ also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let آپ decide where آپ want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let آپ visit both places briefly,...
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