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Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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21 Ways to Say I Love You



1. Call her the اگلے day.



2. Always laugh at her jokes.



3. Tell her (truthfully) that آپ can't wait to see her again.



4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.



5. Call her just to say آپ were thinking about her.



6. Bring her a teddy برداشت, ریچھ and chicken سوپ when she's sick.



7. Write her a poem.



8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).



9. Bring her flowers for no reason.



10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.



11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.



12. Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.



13. Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1.Tell her she is beautiful

2.Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.

3.Hug her from behind

4.Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5.Wrestle with her (but playfully!)

6.Don’t go hang out with آپ ex when she is not with you, آپ might not relize how badly it hurts her.

7.If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8.Write her notes یا call her just to say “hi”

9.Introduce her to your دوستوں … as your girlfriend.

10.Play with her hair.

11.Pick her up (she loves it)

12.Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it

13.Make her laugh

14.Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15.If she’s mad at you, kiss her.

16.If آپ care about her, then TELL HER

17.Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal (she’ll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of your t-shirts (she’ll most...
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Opinion by jedigal1990 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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okay i decided to write an مضمون to grip about things on here that really bug me if آپ don't like it deal with it

okay number one grip
- i know i already wrote an مضمون about this but my number one gripe on here is people posting twilight جنک, فضول on this spot and other nontwilight spots seriously and then آپ wonder why we get upset believe it یا not some of us don't like twilight so اقدام on and keep it where it belongs thats all i will say about that

سیکنڈ gripe
- people who complain about people's bad grammer یا spelling we are not in a fucking english class so who cares stop bugging people about stupid stuff like that and mind your own business its not hurting anyone so get a life

third gripe
- people misussing the سوال section okay serioulsy a سوال is a fact that آپ don't know the answer too its not a place to play a game that is where a فورم comes in and its not which one is your پسندیدہ that would be a pick یا what is this i already know the answer if آپ already know the answer than don't ask یا make it a quiz. its also not a place to look for people to add آپ i realize some people don't know that...
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Opinion by jedigal1990 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like آپ twilight شائقین keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it یا not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across سوالات and ویڈیوز and fanpicks and pictures about twilight when we come on fanpop.
I have nothing against twilight but i'm not a پرستار and tired of seeing everything twilight on all the spots i go on it gets really annoying
yes anything goes on this site and if it was done a little bit it would be okay but seriously enough is enough this is not a twilight spot for crying out loud
please explain why not post this stuff on a twilight related spot there are plenty to choose from and there would be alot مزید people who share your views
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Opinion by chowjoyi posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) اقدام everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an ہاتھی weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When آپ recover, say آپ can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
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Opinion by chowjoyi posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If آپ have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your دوستوں come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary دوستوں that آپ ask their opinion of everything.

7. After آپ have your bath, لپیٹ, لفاف کریں a bath towel around آپ and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask آپ what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping یا running into something. Look at the ground and whenever آپ see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
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Article by emmett posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps آپ out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if آپ can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart. Have them push آپ around while آپ yell "ye-haw!"
Buy chrome hubcaps and put them on in the parking lot
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Article by Fangirl99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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thanksgiving is awesome!mostly,for 2 things. ot be with family,and FOODS! THE FOOD! THE FOOD! TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats آپ fav?i ts hard for me. its either the stuffing,mashpotatoes. یا PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PIMPKIN PIE!!!!!!!!!!!

its gonna rock!myy grandma is coming over cause shes got no one to spend it with. how sad.

oaky, another random werid مضمون سے طرف کی me.
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Article by brooki posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope آپ realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good دوستوں don't let آپ do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! آپ actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If آپ met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

تبصرے DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/


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Opinion by kristine95 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here آپ go! =P

A سست can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An ہاتھی is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, آپ have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, سے طرف کی taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If آپ try to hold back a sneeze, آپ can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head یا neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders مزید than death!
The strongest muscle آپ have is your tounge.
آپ can't kill yourself سے طرف کی holding your breath.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. آپ can do whatever آپ damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. آپ can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. آپ can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. آپ don't having to think about birth control, calendars یا ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. آپ can go out and flirt as much as your دل desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet نشست issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.

10. آپ can have male دوستوں without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.

11. آپ can finally see all the good ویڈیوز -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly ویڈیوز in our Chick Flicks area.)

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Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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When it comes to guys, آپ can usually narrow it down to three things: sports, sex, and beer. However, there are some things آپ might not know about the male that go beyond their پسندیدہ team, position, and alcoholic beverage. For your enjoyment, I present 25 things about guys آپ probably didn't know, didn't want to know, یا didn't take the time to notice.

1. As much as آپ want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When آپ tell a guy آپ are still good دوستوں with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."

2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with before آپ reveal your numbers. Anything above 10 is generally considered slutty, and anything below 5 is generally considered a lie.

3. Every guy has one "dorky" hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.

4. Guys like it when it's bare, آپ know where. "If a girl's got a nice box I'll go down on her anytime." If that doesn't say it, I don't know what does.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way آپ look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a دن without آپ in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need آپ to be.

11. I love the fact that I will always be there for آپ too.

12. I love how when I dream of my life partner, the only person that I can see is you.

13. I love how complete I feel when I am with you.

14. I love how our bodies just fit together.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys



1. The way they always wear their پسندیدہ cologne (which happens to be the one that آپ bought them for their birthday)


2. The way they run their hands through your hair


3. The way that they look at آپ and آپ want to die right then and there


4. The way that they casually put their arms around you


5. The way that they kiss away your tears


6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away


7. The way they دکھائیں off around their friends, even though آپ both know that آپ would love them even if they missed a basket یا two


8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date


9. How they always know just what to say to make آپ blush


10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make آپ feel better, even if آپ think that it is the worst thing that they could say

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Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Reasons I Love You:

1) The way آپ stand سے طرف کی my side


2) The times آپ make sure nothing will harm me


3) How آپ always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, آپ take the pain away with a joke


5) How آپ always look deep into my eyes


6) How آپ can make my دل melt with your soft lips


7) The way آپ hold my hand so tight


8) The way آپ never let my hands go


8) How آپ always watch out for me


9) They way آپ make sure I have everything I need


10) How آپ always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When آپ buy me things out of the blue


12) How آپ say the cutest things over and over and never gets old


13) The way آپ play with my hair when I'm falling asleep


14) The way آپ stare at me as if I am the most prettiest girl in the world!

15) The times when آپ where determind for me not to be mad at آپ anymore

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Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If آپ think you're fat, آپ probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If آپ ask a سوال آپ don't want an answer to, expect an
answer آپ don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless آپ are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.

9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.

10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon یا the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.

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Opinion by sapherequeen posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I bet I know what some of آپ are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat یا what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two منٹ when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my آئی پوڈ, ipod یا laptop for a week if I left it open again. یا when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see perfect, she'd come in and say "You didn't do this well enough" یا go find two little things I didn't see and say, "You have to do ALL of the dishes....". She'd start criticizing me at 6:30 am in the freaking morning!


My stepfather...well, a few months پہلے we got into a physical fight. Yes, physical as in hitting. He started swearing me out and calling me a b***h and stuff, so I started swearing back. Then he hit me in the back of the head, and I tried to leave the house but he grabbed me and held me against the damn door. I tried to kick him off,...
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Opinion by sweetseena97 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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One late night there was a girl name kat IT was her brithday and. She was waking to the batingcade to meet some of her friends. She hered something. she کہا it was just the wind mabe?.Then her cellphone rang she got scared she ansered it was her friend Lilly she کہا are آپ on your way? becouse me and مورگن are here. Kate کہا yes i am سے طرف کی the woods i am almost here. O ok then bye. Then Kate stared waking again 5 منٹ latter here cellphone rang again she ansered hello she said. ارے i see you. who is this? she said. Hahahahh کہا the voise آپ are so cute when آپ freack out, REALLY WHO IS THIS STOP CALLING ME!!!! Then she hong up she کہا to herself who is that are thy in the woods? o my ok i should cell Lilly to pick me up! Then she called here friend Lilly. Lilly ansered hello she کہا in a deep voise. Lllly she said! KATE IS THAT آپ HELP ME!!! LILLLLLLLLYYY. Then the phon hong up lilly lilly? she said!! then she thought to her selfe o my god it was probly that guy from my celll phone like 10 seces a go.Then she called that number up hello the guy said.WHO are آپ and what do آپ want from my دوستوں and me? nothinhg he کہا just get here in 5 منٹ یا آپ little friend...
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.

3) Improvise Italian operas.

4) Gossip about someone to their face.

5) Answer every سوال with a question.

6) Repeat yourself constantly.

7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

Cool Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Change what آپ repeat every now and then.

12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

13) Change what آپ repeat every now and then.

14) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.

15) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.

16) Change what آپ repeat every now and then.

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List by Penguin11 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND THEY ARE CREEPY
12 Things آپ Didn't Know About U.S. Presidents
Not only were these men leaders of our country--they were multitalented, unique, and even downright quirky. We've heard a lot about their contribution to United States history. But would آپ have guessed the following...?

1. First U.S. president George Washington rejected a movement among army officers to make him king of the United States.

2. Andrew Jackson, 7th U.S. president, dueled with Charles Dickinson after he insulted Jackson's marriage. Jackson let his opponent آگ کے, آگ first, giving himself time to take aim. Jackson took a bullet in the chest and, without flinching, calmly killed his man.

3. James Buchanan, 15th U.S. president and the first unmarried man to be elected president, reportedly took great pride in his tiny feet, although he was a large robust man.

4. Often depicted wearing a tall black اونچی, سٹوویپاپی hat, 16th president of the United States Abraham لنکن carried letters, bills, and notes in his hat.
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List by Dippicus posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Lucy and Linus (who where brother and sister) had another little brother named Rerun. (He sometimes played left-field on Charlie Brown's baseball team, [when he could find it!]).

The pancreas produces Insulin.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

A skunk's smell can be detected سے طرف کی a human a mile away.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word آپ want.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.
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Opinion by xneville_rocksx posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just
doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are آپ using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player
and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!



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Tech support: What kind of computer do آپ have?
Female customer: A white one...



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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have آپ tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry....
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Opinion by xneville_rocksx posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?





2 People who are willing to get off their butt to تلاش the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.





3 When people say 'Oh آپ just want to have your cake and eat it too'. آپ got that right! What good is cake if آپ can't eat it?





4 When people say 'it's always the last place آپ look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would آپ keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5 When people say while watching a film 'did آپ see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.





6 People who ask 'Can I ask آپ a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
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Article by xneville_rocksx posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Know how to make آپ smile when آپ are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but آپ always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give آپ the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind آپ and put his arms around آپ

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer آپ plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of love .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when آپ take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when آپ hit him and it actually hurts .

16. Smile a lot .

17. Plans a romantic تاریخ full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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If آپ tied buttered ٹوسٹ to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when آپ turn on the headlights?

آپ know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if آپ open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when آپ transport something سے طرف کی car, it's called a shipment, but when آپ transport something سے طرف کی ship, it's called cargo?

آپ know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, آپ turn down the volume on the radio?

If آپ have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
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