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List by gossipgirlxoxo posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1.Impersonate a film character for the day, for example Forest Gump.

2.Every time that آپ wake up, start screaming “Where am I?” and run around your room for a few minutes, then return to bed.

3.Every time آپ take a shower, scream “I’m Melting! I’m Melting!”.

4.Smile… all the time.

5.When someone knocks on the door, get up and answer the phone and vice versa.

6.Scatter stuffed toys around the room with party hats on and play loud music. When the roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats and starting putting the toys away saying it was fun while it lasted.

7.Call your roommate Claire “by accident”, increase the frequency every دن until آپ always call him Claire, if he protests, say “Sorry, I wont do that any more, Jaine.”

8.Set your roommate's بستر on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been cold lately.

9."Drink" a raw egg for breakfast every morning. Explain that آپ are in training. Eat a dozen donuts every night.
Article by Dippicus posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Found these:

1) Find a six letter word which has an l in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. Be careful

2) Find two words that have two consecutive a's that are not at the beginning of the word.

3) Find a word that has three pairs of two of the same letters right after one another. Hint: the word contains "ookkee".

Answers: 1. inland (in-l-and)
2. Choices include baazar, baaing, ma;am
3. bookkeeper

Keep looking for مزید puzzles cuz I'll کریں شائع some more!

Don't forget to rate this article!
Opinion by Dippicus posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Just a few cities I happened upon while browsing the atlas:
Norway House, Manitoba
اچار Lake, Ontario
Mexico, Maine
Horseheads, New York
Jupiter, Florida
Sandwich, Illinois
Reform, Alabama
Hazard, Kentucky
Bald Knob, Arkansas
Marked Tree, Arkansas
Comfort, Texas
ھٹی, ترش Lake, Texas
Canadian, Texas
Earth, Texas
Snowflake, Arizona
Many Farms, Arizona
Helper, Utah
Reliance, Wyoming
Needles, California
Searchlight, Nevada
Opportunity, Washington
Chicken, Alaska
Circle, Alaska
Red Devil, Alaska
Deadhorse, Alaska

*Remember, all of those were real!*
Article by seacat243 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This is cute, but in one bit it is GROSS!!!

This chain letter is real
so follow the instructions
and something
good will happen!!


but this chain
letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,
she ignored it and a week later the love of her
life dumped her for no good reason so
and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!

The Lovers of the دل

In order to form
a مزید perfect kiss,
enable the
mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one
kiss. مضمون 1:

Statement of Love:
Kiss 1.

Kiss on the
I adore آپ

List by Cyrusrocks posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I thought these were funny. Hope u like them.

I "wonder" why some "people" like to use random "quotation marks" in their "sentences".

Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!

Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.

Be warned if آپ piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat آپ will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.

I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p

If آپ are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz i want a refund.

Wishes آپ could خارج people in real life like آپ can on Facebook.

Wondering if the person who invented the term "good morning" was on too many drugs.

My intelligence is misunderestimated irregardless of my enourmousish vocabularity.
Guide by Dippicus posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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How to eat pie:

Preparation: Go buy a pie from Wal-mart. کدو, لوکی pie is preferrable.

1) Stuff in face.

2) Get another pie.

3) Stuff in face.

4) Repeat until آپ feel your life is worth something.

5) Sue me for destroying your face.

6) Rate this boring مضمون that was a waste of your precious time.

7) Read the اگلے مضمون that is probably a waste of your time just like mine.

8) Rate the اگلے article.

*To all people: do not be offended سے طرف کی my innocent, mediocre مضمون about pie. Thank you.*
Guide by Nayeli53 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty یا santino marella. یا even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what آپ heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a شرٹ, قمیض over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one then ask a little kid), pay her fifty bucks to stay sweet and innocent, and when u snap your fingers she starts to say crap about thier band. then apoligize and claim that she has diharea and its making her pissed. then ask 4 directions 2 the bathroom

7 while they introduce the other members, tune up your I-Pod to its highest level and listen & sing to The Way آپ Make Me Feel یا Beat It یا any other Michael Jakcson song (while youre at it listen to Ozzy Osbourn 2 and sing out loud)
Article by Cyrusrocks posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.

On the first دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the سیکنڈ دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, four suburban trucks, درخت moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth دن of Cristmas my true love gave to me, five propane tanks, four suberban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the sixth دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pine trees and a green cabinet
Opinion by bubblegum05 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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AS آپ can tell, i am no longer going into the spot where i should of wrote this. To all members of the Random spot i am sorry it's just a fighting issue. I'm not posting this in the TDI spot becuase i am leaving that spot. آپ guys just keep on fighting! Please, please stop it! آپ are wrecking the fanpop family, and آپ are breaking my heart. Please, i am begging you! If آپ have any kindness left in you, please just say sorry.


This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if آپ want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
Guide by Saturnluv39 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach آپ all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now آپ know how to do it!
Now, if آپ want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and دکھائیں your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if آپ win, آپ get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If آپ are a winner check everything on your profile.
Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Some are lighthearted‚ some are serious‚ all are very true.
Here are some of them:

-Don't drink انگور رس, جوس while wearing a white شرٹ, قمیض and driving to school.

-Don't let your life wait for other people.

-Dropping a cell phone into a full bathtub‚ kind of kills the phone.

-Your mom will find out if آپ dye your hair purple.

-You haven't really lives until you've gotten a 48 on an Advanced Placement U.S. History test.

-Don't ever fall in love with someone who is مزید than a thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work out.

-Milk cartons make boring pets.

-If it hurts‚ DON'T DO IT AGAIN!

-That which does not kill آپ will ultimately make آپ stronger.

-Speaking in public gets easier with practice.

-Don't sprint around a pool if you're trying to act like an idiot.

-Ten years from now most of what we freak out about won't make any difference.
Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to اقدام forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.

The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.

Some people tell me آپ can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't

The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.

Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The مزید I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.

Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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When I resolve into the essence
Tlhat I mostly am‚
I feel a deep connection
With every living thing.
For that which most imbues me
With my identity
Is somehow in the other‚ too‚
So that when I look around
I see myself- reflected
Hidden is this union
Is the wonderful discovery
That if indeed the angels
Have wings-
Then so do I.
And if the essence of a flower
Drifts out of a gentle breeze-
Then so do I.
And if the midnight sky
Is radiant with light-
Then so am I.
And if the silent mystery
Somehow becomes revealed
In tiny dewdrops fair-
Then so willI.
For every lovely thing
Manifests the essence
Of which I am a part‚
So beware‚ my soul‚ beware‚
And اقدام with gentle heart
Throughout theis mystic veil.
For if Love has left its imprint here-
Then so have I!

This is not mine‚ this was written سے طرف کی Donna Miesbach
Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Bottled up inside
Are the words I never said‚
The feelings that I hide‚
The lines آپ never read.

آپ can see it in my eyes‚
Read it on my face:
Trapped inside are lies
Of the past I can't replace.

With memories that linger-
Won't seem to go away.
Why can't I be happier?
Today's a brand-new day.

Yesterdays are over‚
Even though the hurting's not.
Nothing lasts forever‚
I must cherish what I've got.

Don't take my love for granted‚
For soon it will be gone-
All آپ ever wanted
Of the love آپ thought you'd won.

The hurt I'm feeling now
Won't disappear overnight‚
But someway‚ somehow‚
Everything will turn out all right‚

No مزید wishing for the past.
It wasn't meant to be.
It didn't seem to last‚
So I have to set him free.

This is not mine‚ it was written سے طرف کی Melissa Collette
Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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"Friends forever‚" آپ promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
آپ were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ آپ were سے طرف کی my side.
When I was scared‚ آپ felt my fear.
آپ were my best support-
If I needed you‚ آپ were there.

آپ were the greatest friend‚
آپ always knew what to say:
آپ always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ آپ were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful موسیقی reversed its tune.
It was like having salt without pepper‚
A sun without it's moon.

Suddenly we were miles apart‚
Two different people‚ with nothing the same.
It was as if we hadn't been friends;
Although we knew deep in our hearts‚
Neither one of us was to blame.
Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they kiss آپ and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they مچھلی for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile

13.The way آپ feel when آپ see their names on the caller ID after آپ just had a big fight

14.The way they say "Let's not fight anymore‚" even though آپ know an گھنٹہ later...

15.The way they kiss آپ when آپ do something nice for them
Opinion by Free_Spirit posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists یا pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. سے طرف کی the way i really wanted a long title

okay so in Australia out in the country there was a young couple travelling back from # to they're ہوم which was past $ to go ہوم to &.

They started having car trouble and just outside $ the car broke down. The boyfriend got out of the car and he told his girlfriend, "Stay in the car and lock the doors no matter what, don't come out," he warned her. The boyfriend got out andwalked back to the town.
Article by Dethklokrox90 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men یا Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a random button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells آپ to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy برداشت, ریچھ with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it مزید than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main room, dress up as Dr Rockso and kiss him (Cheek) until he screams.

7. Call him Natey-poo until he starts to call آپ Sugar Plum.

8. When he is dating someone, walk up to her and say "HEY EVERYBODY, NATHAN IS DATING A MAN IN DISGUISE." act sarcastic.

9. Before he goes to sleep make sure he is already in bed. Cuddle up to him and say "I was the one who چرا لیا, چوری کی your spagetti" (Act like Luigi)
Opinion by xneville_rocksx posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up سے طرف کی singing ساحل سمندر, بیچ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say آپ taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.
11. If آپ ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
Article by laspanglish posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious دل all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in defeat.

her poor دل wounded it bleeds,
a new hurt gnaws there small as a seed.
even thoguh life carries on,
she's like a phoenix singing her low,lonely,song.

aline groom,12/5/09
Opinion by DxCluvr posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Tell me if u think this is funny یا not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:


Cookie:Would آپ like to hear your fortune?

Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?

Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*

Random guy: Uh آپ gonna tell me my fortune?

Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?

Random guy: آپ gonna tell me my fortune یا what?!?!?

Cookie:Why the hell would I tell آپ your fortune?

Random guy: آپ کہا آپ WOULD!!!!

Cookie:Well have آپ been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and کوکیز don't talk nor tell people fortunes.

Random guy:0.o But آپ j-

Cookies: No I didn't

Random guy: But I-

Cookie:No no I did not say I would tell آپ your fortune.

List by breebree446 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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A: Best Girlfriend/Boyfriend any one could have
B: Loud and likes to have fun
C: Regret losing
D: Really lovable
E: Sexy
F: People love you
G: Never let people tell آپ what to do
H: Have a very good personality and good looks
I : Hard to get
J : People Adore you
K : People cant help but check آپ out
L: is really pretty
M: Easy to fall in love with
N : Awesome kisser
O: Best kisser ever
P : Is really fun
Q :A hypocrite
R: Loves to kiss
S: Loves to smile
T: Loves music
U: Really like to chill
V : Not judgmental
W: Popular
X: Never let people tell آپ what to do
Y: Worth waiting for
Z: Good in bed

Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, شامل میں 'em.
If ya can't شامل میں 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Life is really just getting by. Through love, heartbreak, and this fucked up thing that we call life. Some have good lifes, some have alright lifes, and some have lifes that just plain suck.
Article by Fangirl99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Thanksgiving is my پسندیدہ holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, آپ get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are آپ ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" کہا the pie. it was کدو, لوکی pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i love you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are آپ doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
Opinion by milorox18 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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98 fans
-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

like that's gonna happen

-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

now ya tell me!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

can u say hypocrites?

-If at first آپ don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

that reminds of this one chick

-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

they like me better! they like me better!

-My imaginary friend thinks آپ have some serious problems

you're really freaking him out

-When آپ get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

he was sooo looking!

-Love comes in many colors

so does crap... ur point!