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posted by SeeUV3
Phan – fiction : ارے this is my first “phan”-fiction and I will first warn آپ if آپ do not like gay/bi people LEAVE NOW AND DON’T READ. Also Dan and Phil are NOT really together (but they did say they were both bi) this is just a simple fan-fiction and if آپ want مزید chapters of it I will gladly make one مزید (suggestions wanted). Sorry if this is mildly یا severely creepy. ENJOY (I hope).
Chapter 1: Feelings

It was a cool autumn دن in Manchester when Dan and Phil decided they would اقدام from Manchester to London. “Phil” cried Dan. “Its 12:00pm get up sleepy head!” Phil...
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I believe in my دل that we shouldn't have to change یا selves یا stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our دل is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make آپ stronger.For example if آپ want to be a singer be a singer,If آپ want to be an Artist be an artist.If آپ want to be different and original than be original because آپ have to fulfill your dreams.If آپ stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy یا complete and you'll let the hater win سے طرف کی giving...
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If u like K-pop I'm sure u'll enjoy some of my clubs, so if u like any of them plz شامل میں :)

You've Fallen For Me /Heartstrings a drama staring Park Shin Hye & Jung Yong Hwa:

HITT a new Korean band:

NichKhun from 2PM:

Kim Junsu from 2PM:

MBLAQ members:
1-Yang Seung Ho:
2- Thunder:
3- G.O:
4- Mir:

Kevin Woo from U-kiss:

Yoo Seung Ho an actor who is known as Korea's Little Brother:

April Kiss the female 2PM:

You're My Pet a movie staring Jang Geun Suk & Kim Ha Neul:

New F.O a rookie Korean girls band:

EXO-K SM Entertainment's newest boy band :
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posted by Thecharliejay
1. Put your face really close to theirs while they're facing a
different direction, tap them on the shoulder, and watch them
jump when they turn to face you.

2. Copy their actions and everything they say.

3. Step on the backs of their heels while they're walking.

4. Yell across a crowded room to them: "Hey, John, the results came
back from the V.D. clinic: we're clean!"

5. In a communal شاور یا شاور house, turn the hot water all the
way up and the cold water all the way down (or vice versa) while
they're rinsing the shampoo out of their hair and can't see
anything. Or, when you're finished showering,...
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Credit: link

How do آپ know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...

1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.

2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the گیراج door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."

3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"

4. Your mom defends Kate to...
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1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.

3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the سال 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a دیوار caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for آپ – your parents were wrong.

6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced سے طرف کی hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...
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posted by moodystuff449

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, آپ can be impossible?

Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

Dont steal, the government hates competition.

Sarcasm is just one مزید service I offer.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

Earn easy cash in your spare time سے طرف کی blackmailing friends.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Those who live سے طرف کی the sword get shot سے طرف کی those who don't.

I love cats... They taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.




Hey, do آپ like Harry Potter? I do.

See that? I'm a dedicated پرستار to the random spot. Haha I got my medal and آپ didn't!

I don't need آپ یا your brand new Benz, یا your boojy friends...


Keep going...

Ok here it is!

Be yourself. Don't hold anything back.
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A Nice دن To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the گھاس to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot مزید fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...
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posted by invadercalliope

Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing مزید than the the people who آپ spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"


"Friends. Those companions آپ speak of are only دوستوں during those fun, yet unimportant...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give آپ a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if آپ can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your دن been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Here are some pretty amazing facts that آپ probably didn't know:

Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....

Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.

The youngest pope in history was only 11.

Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only animals capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.

Pretty amazing right? What other facts could آپ add?
***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here آپ go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet آپ didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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1. آپ fall down the stairs.

2. A درخت falls down on you.

3. A لاما spits in your face.

4. آپ eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. آپ are making out with a person and then آپ trow up in their mouth
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your تکیا gets a face and bites آپ head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate آپ and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, آپ get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that آپ are going to die, then آپ die.

11. When آپ are dieing your crush says that...
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Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because آپ know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that آپ must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who آپ are and آپ should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make آپ feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...
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This is my فہرست of فلمیں from best to worst. Please take notice that this مضمون is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like یا dislike any of the فلمیں that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 Disney Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. Shrek Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute کشتی hanging on the Christmas درخت and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of رم into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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As many of آپ girls out there know who have gone through this, all آپ want to do after a break-up is cry...

آپ want to cry because آپ are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my advice and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your دوستوں every day. Do NOT stay ہوم alone یا آپ will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make آپ feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. آپ could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your پسندیدہ dessert, یا go to a movie یا a کنسرٹ with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old تصاویر of the two of آپ یا stay ہوم listening to love songs. آپ have to اقدام on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

Advice sent in سے طرف کی Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around آپ has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything آپ say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive آپ crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and آپ just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone without a reason
12.if آپ start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if آپ were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give آپ 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so آپ know*
The following dumb laws are, یا were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before آپ go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if آپ bail off and do something stupid یا try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).


In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
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