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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the موسیقی store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos یا rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they’re "astronaut food."
Follow patrons of D. Balton’s around while reading aloud from Dianetics.
Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.
Ask a salesman why a particular TV is labeled black and white and insist that it’s a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, “You mean آپ really can’t see it?”
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Specify that this order is "To Go".
Drive through the drive in backwards and let your rear نشست passenger make the order.
At midnight, ask if آپ are too early for Breakfast.
When ordering, start talking about the problems آپ were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
Laugh loudly when asked if آپ would like fries with your order.
Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that آپ did not like the way the employee کہا "Would آپ like fries with your order?"
When asked if they can take your order, tell them آپ are just looking and drive off.
Tell them آپ have to use the bathroom - Don't order anything.
Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets - That's all.
Just stare at them when آپ pay and get your food. Don't break your stare and say " I know what آپ did to my food!"
When they hand آپ your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it.
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with آپ
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until آپ find your contact lens.
مککا, عجیب الخلقت the body and tell people that he hit آپ first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of آپ shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give آپ a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.
Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.
Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.
Leave some phony dog poop on سب, سب سے اوپر of the deceased.
Tell the widow that آپ have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.
Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Instead of دودھ and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that آپ think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry بیل in your living room. If آپ think a بیل goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
Leave a note سے طرف کی the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some دودھ and a loaf of روٹی on his way home.
Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have آپ ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man اگلے to me!
I puked on the last person who flew اگلے to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would آپ look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
Would آپ hold this messy kleenex for me?
Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.
I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.
Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!
Can آپ believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps آپ out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if آپ can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart. Have them push آپ around while آپ yell "ye-haw!"
Buy chrome hubcaps and put them on in the parking lot.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Constantly wink at a person آپ don't know. Follow them around and blow kisses to them.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought آپ had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
آپ know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see آپ get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, آپ look like the guy in the picture اگلے to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet آپ I can grab that gun before آپ finish writing my ticket.
So, آپ on the take, یا what?
Aren't آپ the guy from the village people?
Do آپ know why آپ pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Hey, can آپ give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, آپ must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job!
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to اقدام on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When آپ leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe آپ embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it. If your professor objects, explain that آپ "can't stand sitting in this pigsty any longer." Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.
Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if آپ have a question, and mumble your سوال incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a tirade about proper oral hygiene.
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that آپ think they're Tom Cruise یا Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie سٹار, ستارہ in question).
Ask the guy اگلے to آپ to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person اگلے to you, "Are آپ in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, آپ have a very irate home,' she کہا governessly."
Bring a cellular phone. Call God. Say, "The reception is much clearer up here. . . ."
Bring a duffel bag packed with pipe cleaners, styrofoam balls, construction paper, etc. Organize a "Kraft Korner". Make a craft likeness of the person sitting اگلے to you. Give yourself an "F."
Bring a microphone and act like Frank Sinatra.
Bring your computer keyboard without a monitor. Place it on your lap. Stare into the palm of your hand. Wait. Push the return key a few times. Yell out "Yes! Alright! I told them I didn't need a laptop!" Plug the headphones into your...
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Act like آپ know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: پیزا becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their سوالات with questions.
Ask about پیزا maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
Ask if the پیزا has had its shots.
Ask if the پیزا is organically grown.
Ask if them if they get a free تاریخ with one of the staff if آپ make order over $30.
Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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"Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that آپ haven’t lost your shoes since آپ did this.
Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald’s Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but آپ didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat entire raw potatoes.
Attach a sign that says "FAX" to the paper shredder. Sit and watch to see how many people fall for it.
Bring in dishes that آپ tried to cook but didn’t turn out quite right as special treats for your co-workers.
Build models of the Seven Wonders of the World using empty soda cans.
Change the message on the company voice mail system. Get “Creative”.
تحریر all your e-mail in rhyming couplets.
Decorate your office with pictures of Cindy Brady and Danny Partridge. Try to pass them off as your children.
Determine how many cups of coffee is “too many.”
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people اگلے to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your دوستوں at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if آپ throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
کوئز people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker.
Start a game of tag. Extra points if it's strip tag.
Start a game of twister.
Use a cell phone. Talk loudly.
Turn your headphones up to 120 decibels and then complain loudly that they just don't make headphones loud enough anymore.
Shake off your umbrella on the people sitting down.
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between آپ and the people in front of آپ while waiting in line.
Every time آپ pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind آپ in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let آپ off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, یا pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.
Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around آپ is silent.
Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills.
Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains.
Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ask everyone آپ meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as آپ can.
If آپ see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to بتھ, مرغابی under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as آپ can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person اگلے to آپ if they know how to tap into top-secret پینٹاگون, گون files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the خارج key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever آپ hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard سے طرف کی reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.
Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why آپ have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects.
Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that آپ "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that آپ haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every سوال with another question. As soon as one of آپ says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but آپ didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a مزید suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if آپ can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did آپ hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers آپ can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to دکھائیں the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person اگلے to آپ to help آپ study them (get them wrong).
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Opinion by werewolflover posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1;run up the down escalator screamin I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
2;run around in circles screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3;sit on the میز, جدول laughing hystariclly
4;say things that aren't words like goooagooa
5;when the میز, جدول is set for3 clear your throat and say آپ forgot mr.wiggles
6;dress in a chicken costume(if آپ have one)to go to school
7;stand still and just scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs
8;when آپ eat رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا stare into space and when sombody talks act lik u dont hear them
9;play with your lips(move them around with your hands)
10;out of no where say MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
BTW ALL THIS WAS Y IDEA I MADE IT UP

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Opinion by angelicahardy posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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It was the begging of October and Madeline was in her bedroom on her laptop researching Emily Angle her bedroom was full of posters of her it was a stormy night but Madeline was enjoying the rain she was not scared lighting she had been grounded of dogging school to go to the mall she looked out of her window with an evil smirk on her face. She tied her skipping ropes together and climbed out of her window and into the poring rain and lighting Madeline was walking absolutely soaking wet she was walking in the middle of a long black deserted road there was no noise just the noise of her footsteps and her hard breathing as she was walking on her face an evil grin her skin whit بلاؤز, کمری was sticking to her skin she was walking bare foot through a narrow lane there was broken pieces of alcohol bottles Madeline’s foot was on سب, سب سے اوپر of the broken glass in the far distance she could hear chanting she stopped and swung her head around Madeline’s grin dropped she saw that a houses door was wide open she quickly walked into the house and had a look around she got into the living room there was spray paint every ware she couldn’t make out the words but she noticed on the other دیوار letters...
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Article by werewolflover posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Yeah,this is the first مضمون I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 سال old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If آپ met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know آپ don't hit when آپ don't get what آپ want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's مزید but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what آپ think in تبصرے please:)
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Opinion by sonicgirl9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A لومڑی has been unmasked as the mystery thief of مزید than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities کہا Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's ماند, خلوت خانہ and found a trove of جوتے, جوتا down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," کہا a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen ہے, وساان چرا لیا, چوری کی them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.


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Opinion by teamalice_0 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog یا cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at آپ look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat یا dog to bug the other!
(Only if آپ want two animals!)

4. When your dog یا cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and آپ are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so آپ can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.
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Opinion by boomy678 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, یا pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum مزید gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min یا completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting مزید till آپ reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
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List by BellaSwan636 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down کشتی in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like آپ that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator is broken, and she really wants to get a coffee, so she stops at a gas station, and she and the blonde get out. She says to the blonde,"Please check if my indicator's working? Just say 'yes' یا 'no' when I come out, okay?" She goes in, gets her coffee, and when she comes out, the blonde is saying,"Yes...no...yes...no..."

-A brunette is doing jumping jacks at an intersection, saying,"Fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six..." continuosly, and then a blonde walks up to her, and asks her why she's doing that. The brunette...
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Guide by The-Stig posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I have a very boring Humanities teacher, and therefore for the purpose of survival I must invent games to get through the monotony. I was thinking of making this a regular feature for every new game I come up with, let me know what آپ think.

Okay, this first one is a variation of Connect 4 which i have adpted to make it not only available to play in lessons, but also in silence.

Basically All آپ need is paper and a pencil. And an equally bored friend

آپ draw an 8 سے طرف کی 8 grid no the paper with lines along the sides and bottom. آپ then choose whether to be see through circles یا shaded ones. You're friend is the other one. then basically like connect 4, آپ take it in turns to draw your دائرے, حلقہ in, and try to 'connect 4'.

remember like the original game u cant randomly place them in the middle, they ahve to go from the bottom up.

Have fun, and tell em if آپ want مزید of my games ;)
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