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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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If آپ tied buttered ٹوسٹ to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when آپ turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if آپ open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when آپ transport something سے طرف کی car, it's called a shipment, but when آپ transport something سے طرف کی ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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posted by khfan12
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This is khfan12. I am back here on fanpop. I haven't been here for about a year. I've just been really busy with life. I had a stalker I dealt with (said stalker is now in a mental hospital). I've dealt with a broken دل and with some close دوستوں betraying me and stabbing me in the back, and others trying to commit suicide, including a few attempts myself.
On the bright side, I've gotten way better at singing, drawing, and writing. I read manga allot مزید and watch allot مزید anime. I still love Kingdom Hearts, I will never give that up. I love Soul Eater, along with Ouran High School Host...
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posted by dramaqueen00
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 I had too :) it not true anymore but still funny :)
I had too :) it not true anymore but still funny :)
Btw this is not meant to offend twi-diehards and this is actually mine so NO STEALING!!

Rob_P: OK im Robert

KS-Rulez: im Kristen

TL_HOTTIE: and im Taylor

TeamEddie: OMG THERE LIKE TOTALLY HERE OMG I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING WHEN THE CONTEST PAPER کہا CHAT WITH TWILIGHT STARS......... MARRY ME ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WerewolvesCuddle: Taylor ur abs r rok hard!!!!!

VampLuv4eva: bite me Rob rawwrr

JakeGrowl: Eddie شائقین are crzy Jake obviously wins the hotness contest

BellaFever: Team Bella how can u not pick her??????

Rob_P: no مزید talk about Twilight guys/gals...
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Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an میل ای to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new پسندیدہ song, just so آپ know. omg ;i wrote مزید in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, گلہری, جائے وقوع clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
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1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two منٹ later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if آپ are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when آپ get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by MusicLover427
Hello Fanpopers :) this is my crazy dream i had recently.
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Ok, so me and my close دوستوں were at school and it was like midnight.We totally forgot why we where there, when the lights went out and we heard a scream. The lights suddenly came back on and there was blood and a note left on the table. We couldn't understand the note, so we ran away, trying not to make noise. Soon, my 3 other دوستوں were captured and killed سے طرف کی this phantom. Me and my close friend Chloe were running سے طرف کی the recess area, where there was a gate that led outside to the highway. We decided to jump the gate when the phantom (who looked a lot like the scream) came and grabbed me.
ME: AHHHHH!!! CHLOE RUN WITHOUT ME!!
CHLOE: NO! I'M NOT LEAVING YOU!!!
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This dream was SOOOO creepy and seemed really realistic, i think it would make a great horror movie :)
1. Always have kindness with you. If آپ have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your دوستوں have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who آپ are یا what they think آپ are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights یا bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're دوستوں are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by justleeelee
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•    Ablutophobia- Fear of washing یا bathing

•    Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air

•    Anablephobia- Fear of looking up

•    Anemophobia- Fear of wind

•    Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers

•    Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights

•    Barophobia- Fear of gravity

•    Basophobia- Fear of walking

•    Blennophobia- Fear of slime

•    Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman

•    Cathisophobia-...
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posted by Cullens4eva
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read these tips on how آپ can ruin a تاریخ so آپ can avoid ruining one in the future.

1)DO NOT OVER ANALYZE THE RELATIONSHIP
most guys freak when they hear the word relationship in the early days of dating. they think "oh no why did she have to go spoil things سے طرف کی bringing this up?!"They also often think that when a girl wants to talk about a relationship, she really means she wants to pick him apart, expose all his flaws, and make him feel like a toad. If آپ really feel آپ need to talk about the relationship, try a softer approach. Avoid issuing an order like, "We need to talk about us,"...
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posted by lilred96
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mysterious love


-chapter one-

It was my first دن of 11th grade.My alarm clock went off I stayed in بستر for a little while I didnt want too get up.But after a miniute یا two I just got up.I went too my closet and pick out some clothes really it was just what I seen first.After I dressed my self I went down stairs too see my father in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ makeing coffee.Soon he would be on his way too work, just like every day.My father is a lawyer for the town of Bartonville,Arkansas. Every body liked him thoughs who didnt did not know him very well,but he is very queit kinda like me.Him and my mother...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT یا IT WON'T WORK AND آپ WILL WISH آپ HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK آپ OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT آپ ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise آپ WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. اگلے to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS آپ WANT. ~ 3....
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posted by greenstergirl
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1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I چرا لیا, چوری کی a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag آپ down and beat آپ with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make آپ Christian even مزید then standing in a گیراج makes آپ a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the فہرست though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at ہوم even if...
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posted by nmdis
ROAR
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the کشتی and make a mess
So I sit quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let آپ push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now

Chorus:
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the آگ کے, آگ
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me...
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posted by aimikazeee
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Niall’s pov: Ugh! Math class is so fucking boring! I dozed off for a bit, but I guess that was longer then I expected because I woke up to some body yelling my name. I opened my eyes and saw Mr.Styles starring at me. He کہا “Mr.Horan, please stay away during class! If آپ fall asleep again their will be,consequences.” I didn’t even pay attention to what he said. My focus was on the large bulge in his tight pants.

I smirked and licked my lips. I took my pen and started sucking on the tip making suggestive actions towards Mr.Styles. He walked over سے طرف کی my ڈیسک and stood اگلے to me. “Pay...
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posted by SeeUV3
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Pewdiepie Fanfiction Amneisa the return of PewDie~


"Hey how’s it going bros my name is Peeewwwddiiiieeeeppppiiieeee an welcome to - . When all of a sudden pewds computer blacked out an all he could see in that almost fully ddark screen was ..stephano? “Stephano? wha…what are آپ doing here?" is all pewds could let out before a great force swooped him into the dark screen an landing into a world much different then his own. He was in Amnesia. "Stephano! why did آپ do that!!! I thought I کہا I quit this series !" Pewds کہا very frustrated. “Pewdie آپ have to listen to me !" Stephano...
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posted by Weasel1999
V The Bedroom
When Ember finally found a bedroom it was well worth the wait. A gorgeous raised four poster filled the centre of the room. The hangings were made up of crimson and indigo velvet square patches and the wood was jet black with intricate carvings of dragons, princesses and magical palaces climbing up and down the posts. The bedclothes were of dusky گلابی silk and embroidered with beautiful jewels of the most wonderful colours imaginable. Reds and purples green and blues, they shone and sparkled dazzling in splendour.
The walls were hung with beautiful portraits, satin scarfs and tapestries...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Lifty and Shifty
Lifty and Shifty
Chapter 2
it was the دن flippy had to go to the hunger games. He was in his hummer driving to the capital. It was a long way away but he was going to make it there in time. When he got there he was impressed. This was obviously a rich city. Tall buildings, fancy clothing, bright colors everywhere. “All this fancy stuff for a competition?” he thought as he parked in a spot at the building he was told to go to. He walked inside into a room where he saw lots of other people going to. When he got there he was shocked, but not disappointed. Lots of other people were standing in a circle. He...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
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1.If someone at your school یا not at your school is being bullied tell a teacher یا someone else dont wait until it gets out of hand.

2.if someone is bullying someone else tell the bully to stop it but not in a way that gets آپ a مککا, عجیب الخلقت in the face.

3.if آپ know someone who is depressed یا is always سے طرف کی themselves go talk to them یا do something that would make there دن not just because its a nice thing to do but because it could change there life in ways آپ wouldn't understand.

4.If a person is consantly being annoying to others سے طرف کی teasing them about who there going out with یا teasing them...
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posted by CullenProperty
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If you’re going to get drunk, don’t drive.
If your going to have sex, don’t get pregnant.
If your going to throw a party, don‘t let your neighbors hear your music.
If your going to steal something, don’t get caught.
If your going to make love, make it passionately.
If your going to lie, make sure your good at it.
If your going to cheat on your boyfriend, make sure it‘s not with one of his friends, but if آپ want to get back at your boyfriend, do make sure it’s with one of his friends!
If your going to stab your friend in the back, make sure she’s not looking.
If your going to...
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