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posted by CullenProperty
If you’re going to get drunk, don’t drive.
If your going to have sex, don’t get pregnant.
If your going to throw a party, don‘t let your neighbors hear your music.
If your going to steal something, don’t get caught.
If your going to make love, make it passionately.
If your going to lie, make sure your good at it.
If your going to cheat on your boyfriend, make sure it‘s not with one of his friends, but if آپ want to get back at your boyfriend, do make sure it’s with one of his friends!
If your going to stab your friend in the back, make sure she’s not looking.
If your going to...
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#11: Swarm

Swarm is a a former Nazi scientist, named Fritz Von Meyer. He became Swarm after mutant bees devoured him.

#10: The Beetle

There are three different Beetles to choose from. They are Abner Jenkins, Leila Davis, and Janice Lincoln.

#9: The Molten Man

Molten Man was once named Mark Raxton, a scientist for Oscorp. His body was altered in a chemical explosion, causing him to be a villain made of fire.

#8: Hydro Man

Hydro Man was once known as Morris Bench, a man who worked on a shipyard, until he was genetically altered سے طرف کی radiation.

#7: Dr.Spencer Smythe and the مکڑی Slayers

Dr.Spencer Smythe...
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ارے it's Nick here aka Blondlionezel, and i will be a making a series expressing my opinions on different things.

Alright, I can already tell that I will be getting a lot of flames/trolls/bad people on the internet complaining about this. But remember this is just my opinion on this. Also, Pokemon and Digimon have their own pros and cons.

Let's start سے طرف کی comparing Anime.

Pokemon: I definitely think that Pokemon is beating a dead horse with a dead horse. The story is always the same, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) catching and training Pokemon. That's about it.

Digimon: Digimon always has something new to...
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Here are the rules for this one:Quiz Crazy Rule(QCR):For every سوال آپ answer yes,subtract 3 years from your age now.For every سوال آپ answer no,add a half.For example,if you're 13 and آپ answer yes for a question,you would subtract 3 years,leaving آپ at 10.See how simple?

1.When آپ see a kid jump off a small roof,you go ahead and do it too.
A.Yes B.No

2.You ask the man in front of آپ in line to pull your finger.He does...and it was NOT pretty.
A.Yes B.No.

3.When your mom refuses to let آپ go on the big swirly slide at the water park,you throw a tantrum.
A.Yeah I wanted to ride that thing!!!
B.No...but it looked fun!!:(

OK,tell me what آپ got in the comments!!!!
posted by fanfly
 One of the banners that I made that didn't get chosen for the spot!
One of the banners that I made that didn't get chosen for the spot!
So I really don't expect anyone to read this but I've just been thinking about my sad addiction to making banners and شبیہیں for spots. In fact, I made the banner for this spot! I just recently asked the F4 to change yet another banner for me and I've decided to make a فہرست of all the spots where I've made the banner and/or icon. For my own amusement really- I just love to make lists!

link *banner only
link *banner/icon
link *banner/icon
link *banner only
link *banner/icon & I created the spot
link *banner/icon
link *banner/icon & I created the spot
link *banner/icon & I created the spot...
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this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with مزید wise words.

a wise man once کہا (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) کہا a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my دوستوں the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope آپ do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I کہا befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see آپ in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by sapherequeen
1) I don't feel well.

2) I am constantly seeing arguments on here over the same, ancient shit and it's now boring me.

3) I see people fighting in groups, despite one person actually starting the argument with another person. If آپ want to fight, learn to fight سے طرف کی your damn self and not have people back up your پچھواڑے, گدا after every reply آپ make. -_-

4) My grandmother won't stop talking to me, despite my respectfully reminding her that I'm listening to موسیقی and/or watching a movie on YouTube and can not divide my attention at the moment.

5) We're going to my cousins' house later today. I hate being...
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Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 مزید seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and کوکیز and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
posted by ilovepenguins
i didn't write this

1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2 - If آپ had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4 - People who want to share their religious گیا پڑھا مرتبہ with آپ almost never want آپ to share yours with them.

5 - آپ should not confuse your career with your life.

6 - Nobody cares if آپ can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7 - Never lick a سٹیک knife....
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
♥♥ ~~LOVE STORY~~ ♥♥
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he کہا no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he کہا no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streamin down her face
The boy her arm and said....
"You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with آپ forever. I NEED to be with آپ forever. And I wouldn't cry if آپ walked away...I'd die
♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥
posted by BellaCullen96
Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with آپ
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until آپ find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit آپ first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of آپ shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give آپ a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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posted by Jackimo17
Why did the girls look at the big horses? (Because they could)
Why didn’t the girls look at the big horses? (Because they couldn’t)
Why did the big horses look at the girls? (Because they were changing)

How did the old man die? (Old age)

Why did the boy put his towel on the washing line? (It as wet)

Why did the streaker run across the stadium? (Because that’s what streakers do)
Why didn’t the streaker run across the stadium? (He changed his mind)
Why did the stadium run across the streaker? (To get some revenge)

Why did the rock roll down the hill? (It was round)
Why didn’t the rock roll down...
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posted by izzzyroxmysocks
HELLO if آپ dont know me im izzyroxmysocks. if آپ do know me good 4 u!
i got this idea from lydiascats and im not a copyer.
things i hate
hannah montana
the color green
my glasses

things i like
پرستار pop
surfing the web
the #74
the color blue
chocolate milk
daisy(my dog)
now i will put random sentances!!!!
my homework iz cooking spagetti cause chocolate دودھ iz blue!!!!!!
i punched hannah montana cause her meatloaf was surfing the web with my green dog daisy!
musicteletunes eat 74 worms because my tdi glasses were made on پرستار pop!!
bye-bye!!!: )
ps thats my دوستوں in pennsylvania
 my cousin,my friend, two twins, and annoying little brat
my cousin,my friend, two twins, and annoying little brat
posted by kitty190123
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This is really stupid but I was feeling bored...
posted by cute20k
I really should be on my way out
But آپ pull me closer
Like gravity, آپ bring me down
I really can't be leaving, nowwww

What if I leave you
And I come back to
Nothing, never should have left

Maybe I'll leave right now, leave right now
I'll come back to- I'll come back to-
Everythiiiing, the way it should be
But what if when I return
I learn
That everything I could ever call my own
Everything I've ever even known,
Is gone.

I must be on my way..
You see, I have places to be
I don't wanna go
But I really must leave

Maybe I'll leave right now, leave right now
I'll come back to- I'll come back to-
Everythiiiing, the...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all آپ can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your دل and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all آپ can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do آپ think...
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100 Rooms

She never knew she had an uncle until her parents died. It’s strange how- sometimes in life when آپ lose important people in your life آپ gain some more.
Her mother and father died in a house fire. No one knew how it started except the one daughter who managed to survive.
But she was in no state to tell. She suffered mild burns but her mind suffered worst of all. She never spoke again.
She was kept in hospital for six months but eventually she was packed off to her uncle Scipio. She was thirteen years old and many کہا it was a crime sending a child off to such an evil man...
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1. Leaving holes in the backstory.

As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some space empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....

2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to دکھائیں up.

The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them مزید vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.
posted by animelol
Mary asks everyone to guess her age. Thanks to the amazing effects of two safe, at-home anti-aging creams, her skin defies time, looking 20 years younger than it once did.

As a mom to two children in Hightstown, New Jersey, Mary leads the typical average American lifestyle. After working hard to provide for her family in this struggling economy, Mary can't afford to throw money at the newest beauty products, hoping they will work when all others have not lived up to their hype. Unhappy with the wrinkles and age spots on her face, not to mention the sagging skin on her neck, Mary strived to find...
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posted by curtains4
My mom fell in love with my dad. But he tricked her. My mom thought he was treating her like a princess. But it was all an act. (I'm going to use fake names in this article). My Mom, Anne, was my dad's hairdresser. My dad, Ron, had just got out of his last marriage. His past wife left him because he was a jerk. He tricked my mom into falling in love with him. He succeeded. They then got married and the new family was made up of my mom, my half brother, and my dad.
A few years later, I was born. Everything was alright until I was three. My dad went on a business trip to New York with my mom....
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