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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand اگلے to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't آپ even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, آپ need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with دوستوں then run up and sit between them and go...
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posted by Kyssmig
Sherlock Detective reviewed the information they had on the case so far.

A lady named Nikki was found shot and they already had a فہرست of suspects - Andrew , Jordan, Samuel, Tarun and Dempsey.
Killer is a پرستار of sherlock and chalenge him سے طرف کی leaving notes at various places.

* The first was found in a toilet room.
* The سیکنڈ was found in an art room.
* The third was in a restroom.
* the fourth in an underwater room.
* The fifth at the no smoking room.

All of the notes read the same thing, 'The clues are where آپ find the notes.' Yet, nothing was found at anyplace the notes were.
Sherlock the genius , immediately solved the case.

Who was the killer ?
As of 2008, Harry Potter کتابیں have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i
A picture of Gandalf the Grey (from The Lord of the Rings) can be seen in the collection of great wizards in Professor Dumbledore’s study in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.f
Author J. K. Rowling recently revealed that Dumbledore is gay and he had a crush on the wizard Grindelwald, whom he later defeated in a wizard duel.a
As every Potter پرستار knows, Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on...
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posted by animelol
-Every year, nearly 4 million cats are eaten in Asia
-On average, cats spend 2/3 of a دن sleeping,that means a 9 سال old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of cats is called a "clowder"
-Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, dogs make 10.
-Some siamese cats appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A cats eyesight is both better and...
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posted by trizytrix
Girls Need To Realize This:

We guys don't care if آپ talk to other guys. We don't care if you're دوستوں with other guys. But when you're sitting اگلے to us, and some random guy walks into the room and آپ jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if آپ sit there and talk to him for ten منٹ without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls یا texts you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell...
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posted by 55xxx55
I have a fabulous and true story to tell you. It is very interesting to most people.I do not own this story. Here it is, some of آپ may recognize it from somewhere:

Yo, I'll tell آپ what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what آپ want, what آپ really really want,
I'll tell آپ what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what آپ want, what آپ really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If آپ want my future forget my past,
If آپ wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your...
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1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the مکھن all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are آپ ready for سیکنڈ yet?

8. It's a little dry; do آپ still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do آپ think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. آپ still have a little...
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posted by 1-2vampire
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a poem, سے طرف کی me.
posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few منٹ early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything آپ write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read سوالات aloud, debate your جوابات with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
Rachel's POV:

I slowly walked towards the door. And opened the door.

That person whom I saw could have been amazed to see me there.

I stood there frozen with my jaw dropping down.

Andrew came near me to see who was at the door.

That person's face was flushed with anger when that person saw Andrew holding me سے طرف کی my waist.


Did I just say, that he had his hand wrapped on my waist.

That person raised the eyebrows.

What did Andrew plan?

"What is she doing here?!" She asked.

He didn't reply.

"Answer me Fedrer!" She demanded.

Not a good situation.

Come on answer her.

I slowly took his fine grip from my waist....
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 Could This be The Proof of Life We've Been Looking For?
Could This be The Proof of Life We've Been Looking For?
recently NASA received pictures from their rover in Mars. none of the تصاویر looked odd except one. they looked مزید into the matter. at first they claimed it to be a simple chemical compound mix making a shape but now they're not so sure. some still claim it to be nothing but others are saying that life has finally been found. in that picture there is 2 rocks and in the middle of them there appears to be a rat. so what do آپ think? life finally proved یا a chemical compound making an unusual shape?
 curiosity rover
curiosity rover
To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw آپ to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I love you
آپ say do آپ mean it?
I say yes I do
I love آپ
مزید than anything in the world
آپ love me for who I am
Not for my looks یا body
Just me
If آپ never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
آپ found me and took me in
آپ cared for me and treated me like...
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1) (^.-) Wink
2) (<.<) What did آپ say?
3) (@.@) Confused
4) (•¥•) Upset
5). (=.•) Half asleep
6) (*•^). Excited
7). (^.^). Happy
8). ( &.&) Shocked
9). (↠.-) Look over
10). (✷.✷) Wow!
11). (♡.♡) In Love
15) (✕.✕) Dead
16) (•*•) Upside Down
17). (☉•☉) Gone Insane
18) (∨.∨) Down
19). ('≋.≋') Crying
20). (≘*≘) Excited
21) (~6.6~) Surprised
22). (-.•) Huh?
23) (≖-≖) Watching you
24). (⊏_⊏) ....Huh?
25). ( 1.1 ) WTF?
posted by Jasonfan44
It's an iPod app.

1. Men are 6 times مزید likely to get struck سے طرف کی lightning then women

2. On average, adults watch double the amount of TV as teenagers do

3. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".

4. At the height of its power(400 BCE) the Greek city of Sparta had 500,000 slaves and only 25,000 citizens

5. The state of Florida is bigger than England

6. Approximate number of facial expressions dogs can make: 100

7. A سست can sleep for 3 years

8. It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with مزید than 2 CD's

9. Muhammad is the most common first name in the world...
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These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, آپ need it down. آپ don't hear us
complaining about آپ leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what آپ want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable جوابات to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...
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posted by Pokemon_melody
NOTE: I do not own any of the things listed!

These are real names I made for things, if they became humans. Here we go~:

Trollface- Trolly Mctrollmyer
Forever Alone- Foren Alones
Y U NO- Yuggle Uber Noober
Me Gusta- Mero Goosta


Twilight Sparkle: Tina Sparks
Fluttershy: Freedom Slait
Pinkie Pie: Penny Plure
Applejack: Annie Jackson
قوس قزح Dash: Rachel Danes
Rarity: Rena Taylor


Pikachu: Pelly Chus
Oshawott: Onia Wain
Lugia: Lena Iesa
Skitty: Serena Tiens

Sonic the hedgehog:

Sonic: Soren Clios
Cosmo: Cleena Moise
Cream: Casey Maise

 iPod Touch, supports apps for iPhone when connected to Wifi (and sometimes, even without Wifi!)
iPod Touch, supports apps for iPhone when connected to Wifi (and sometimes, even without Wifi!)
As someone who doesn't buy ANYTHING from iTunes unless it's free, I've figured out how to get the best stuff for free. I've listed my سب, سب سے اوپر Ten پسندیدہ Apps for iPod Touch (which I own) and iPhone.

10.) Pogo Games سے طرف کی Electronic Arts
Free app that gives about 5-6 free games. Play online for some competition! If آپ have a Pogo account, آپ can also earn tokens!

9.) Flashcards* سے طرف کی Jeff Holiday Software (also available for iPad)
This app is great! آپ can download different flashcard sets simply سے طرف کی searching for a topic یا آپ can create your own. It's great for studying.

8.) فلمیں سے طرف کی Flixter with...
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posted by RoCkInGAnGeLxX
Drink plenty of water.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا like a beggar.

Eat مزید foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy

Play مزید games.

Read مزید کتابیں than آپ did in 2010.

Sit in silence for at least 10 منٹ each day.

Sleep for 7 hours.

Take a 10-30 منٹ walk daily. And while آپ walk, smile.

Don’t compare your life to others. آپ have no idea what their journey is all about
Don’t have negative thoughts یا things آپ cannot control. Instead invest...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy آپ get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a جراب with pennies, and then demand all of the food using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a random person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos یا baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as آپ can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little میمنے, برہ at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's food when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about random things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.