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I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude تبصرے to yourself. I hope آپ like it and please tell me what آپ think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. Love him یا hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
posted by Riku114
Okay so ارے there guys. This is a kind of مضمون that I dont usually do, however I found this مضمون that peeves me off with how stupid it is that I had to make a complaint about it. Id like to note that all of my complaints are totally 100% serious and should be taken with that. Like seriously. I never mock idiots.

But anyways. So I was randomly browsing the internet -not Fanpop تبصرے at all- and I found this atrocious مضمون called "Zanhar's Rules of Shipping" and the stupidity of it made me cringe. However I dont think آپ guys have ever seen this مضمون and will never see it...
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 Let's fuckin do this
Let's fuckin do this
Well, the first episode has a whopping SEVENTEEN شائقین now, which is my most مقبول مضمون to date, so I guess a lot of آپ wanted a sequel. Hope آپ guys enjoy, sorry it took so long to happen. XD

"How to compliment a guy."

It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do آپ REALLY need advice from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?

"Fries insulted me!"

You insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.

"Paul's Empire."

DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D

"What does astroglide smell like?"

Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a...
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An مضمون سے طرف کی president zakh thaslimjim

Ok so 2day I will teach u how not 2 do the internet argument thing
so pay attention this is all very complicated
Very difficult
But u will get it with practice


Step 1: Don't

like its not even that hard man
Just don't argue there's no trick to it
Just calm ur self
And اقدام on man
take a breath
Nd just forget about it???
It aint a big deal
Different opinions arent a personal attack
Its ok man
Just breathe
don't get mad bro
Its all cool
Ppl have opinions amirite
Not gonna kill u


now u r prepared 4 the internet
Have fun bro
If آپ aint havin fun then y even bother bein here ya feel
Now get out there and dont argue
1.Add the total of medals, props, fans, and ایوارڈز that آپ have.

2. Divide the total of medals, caps, props, and شائقین سے طرف کی 4 because is your set آپ collect.

3. Divide your number once again سے طرف کی your age.

4. When آپ finish receiving the total number, give سہارا to شائقین سے طرف کی the total number آپ made for each.

If آپ have so much fans, props, caps, and medals, divide the number سے طرف کی how many years آپ stayed on fanpop to minimize your total... Continue on again سے طرف کی how much دوستوں آپ have in here یا the total کلب آپ joined.

Don't be too lazy to do it, this was made for fun... And this math is not too bad...just use a calculator to solve the problem. Simple.

Thanks For Reading ^ ^
(So this is the first edition of two Race of Writers that Ive done as a group before. We were still figuring a few things out back then XD Anyways, Wanta suggested me posting things here.)

Race of the Writers. Is an مضمون game series that serves as an exercise for RP-ers. In this game, 3 یا مزید writers participate where one person calls out a 1-3 word phrase in which the others have to write to with the 2 منٹ they are given. The phrase must be implemented inside the writing though tense and minor changes to it does not matter.

Participating Writers:

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So today we're talking about the little girls دکھائیں that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, قوس قزح کتیا, کتيا and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
posted by ShadowFan100
This is my follow-up مضمون to my last one "What's the point?"

Let me start سے طرف کی saying that I have thought long and hard about what آپ all had to say regarding my article. And I think it's time I reveal مزید of whats going on.

For what seems like forever (actually about 2 years یا so) I have been battling depression. And when I am dealing with my depression, it's not always easy to see the good in this world. I've also thought that maybe some of my depression was brought on سے طرف کی my own self, but other times it may be an actual severe case of it. Because when آپ have depression, آپ tend to view...
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posted by BlindBandit92
I am so sick and tired of people trying to force ideals and opinions down an individuals throat. IT is of the individual to make the choice what beliefs,opinions,etc they choose to follow.

If آپ are trying to rally people to a certain cause. Insulting,belittling,refusing to see middle ground,bias,hatred,etc will not aid in a person's plan to rally people? WHY? I'll tell آپ why. All of those things do the opposite of rallying generally. Sure آپ might have some people are on the same page immediately. But anyone else who are on the bridge یا the opposite side will never come to your side.

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posted by deathding
Hours, turn into days.

Light, into darkness...

Hope, becomes insanity....

The shadow then smiled at me....Staring into my face with those evil soulless eyes, it was truly a terrifying sight.

Blood slowly began to run down his neck, and lucky for me I managed to bring out my Shadow Katana quick enough to land a hit on him.

It's too bad it did nothing....My blade did absolutely nothing, as the shadow attempted to stab into my دل with a giant legendary sword....

It was him, Sabres.

The darkest most evil sword to ever be created in all of the universe's history. It was made سے طرف کی a god that lived in...
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It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted)
A مگرمچرچھ, گھڑیال can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's دل is in it's head.
People say "Bless you" when آپ sneeze because when آپ sneeze,your دل stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (busted?)
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made یا received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
If آپ sneeze too hard, you...
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Yeah آپ know
*I have procrastinate
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing جنک, فضول in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz آپ know
*I have procrastinate
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Tanjiabo273
Kisshia - Kisshia is مزید into fashion, she hates sports, but Kisshia is a Young 14 سال old born in Paris, Kisshia is always a friend of Johannah
Susie - a young Ukrainian girl who is well almost the oldest, but Susie is a girl who is مزید into the boys a little, Susie likes to have aroung a young girl named Sassy
Nikky - Nikky is the one who is velvet, and always open minded, Nikky is a young Tuvaluan/Australian girl born in Tuvalu
Brian - Brian is Saudi Arabian And American, Brian is mostly called "BRITISH BRIAN" because he has a British Voice
Ryan - Ryan is Qatari and English, Ryan is the...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!

Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!

This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!

Score: 2/5

Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the موسیقی was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!

Score: 1/5

Final Thoughts: If آپ are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.

Final Score: 9/20

Would I recommend it? NO
posted by KyoyaTategami01
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

Yo mama's so fat, Naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.

Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the Naruto timeskip
Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look...
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posted by MineTurtle5
Pre-article note: This isn't mine. I found it in a copy of The Word For Today, and I thought that it would be good to re-post.

There's a story about a teacher who, to honour her students, gave each a ribbon that stated, 'Who I am makes a difference,' and asked them to pass it along to someone who'd made a difference in their lives. One kid gave his to a young executive who helped him plan his career. He in turn gave it to his boss, who was hard to get along with. He told him how much he'd been influenced سے طرف کی his creativity, and asked him to give the ribbon to somebody he admired. That night the...
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Carcisia Gruesetal skipped down the drveway, a slightly damp, redish envolope in her hand. She went into her house and layed the envolope on the table. she looked at the adress on the back of the envolope. It read in spidery handwriting; from anonymous.

A shiver ran down Carcisia's spine but she opened the envolope anyways. She pulled out a damp red letter. She unfolded it. Written in blood it said; IT IS YOUR TURN! DON'T TRY TO GET AWAY! YOUR FATE IS DECIDED!

Carcisia screamed and ran out of her house, but a tall man with long brown hair stood in her way. He hand cuffed her and shoved her...
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I held on to Dominic. Something about it seemed different than hugging a friend. It also felt different then hugging Stephanie too. مزید like hugging Belinda. That's weird. 
   I let go of Dominic. That was really creepy. Why would hugging Dominic feel like hugging Belinda? This is scary. I'm going to think about something else. 
   I go over to Stephanie. 
 "hi" I say. 
 "why aren't آپ with Dominic?" she asks. 
  "I'm not always with Dominic." I snap.
     "you usually are." she says. 
    I have nothing to say to...
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1.Determine how many times a week آپ eat یا want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 یا 10.

Let's say آپ eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number سے طرف کی 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the گزشتہ result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that سے طرف کی 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current سال (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If آپ haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming آپ were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 یا 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one یا two digits will be the number of times per week آپ eat یا want chocolate (the number آپ specified in the first step).

8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
posted by misscrazel
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
 "It's a long story. آپ wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. آپ can tell me if آپ ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."