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posted by karpach_13
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Blonde Cop


This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her پرس, تھیلی and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do آپ have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known آپ were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”



Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications...
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posted by hassleberrygirl
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it was a very warm day.So we decided to go to the park.we were walking in the park and we heared thunder and lighting.We continued walking in the park and its started to rain.We continued to walk in the park and it rained even harder.We continued to walk intill i hit a tree.Then my cell phone rang and anwsered it but no one anwsered.I was scaryed to death.I walked ہوم with my friends.But i hit another درخت my دوستوں helped me up.but when we got to my house we heared a ghost that کہا GET OUT.My دوستوں all ran out of the house.Then my parents came out from hiding and scaryed the crap out of me and stabbed them with a plastic knife.They laughed at me. it was a funny stroy
As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student یا something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When آپ know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by Kanji
When آپ woke up zein was siting on the بستر "Your up!"he کہا delighted he was dressed in normal clothes today and he did look kinda cute."How do آپ feel?"asked Ivy from the other side of the room."f-fine"you answered آپ saw max was also in the room.He was glaring at آپ his eyes full of hatered "Master zein?"He spoke slowly Zein looked as if he just pulled out of a trance"Yes" "Why do آپ care for that human some much"He spoke as if the words burned his mouth like acid Zein looked shocked"I dont care for her but it was our falt that see got hurt"he told max.Max smiled like he just got a...
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posted by sweetseena97
One late night there was a girl name kat IT was her brithday and. She was waking to the batingcade to meet some of her friends. She hered something. she کہا it was just the wind mabe?.Then her cellphone rang she got scared she ansered it was her friend Lilly she کہا are آپ on your way? becouse me and مورگن are here. Kate کہا yes i am سے طرف کی the woods i am almost here. O ok then bye. Then Kate stared waking again 5 منٹ latter here cellphone rang again she ansered hello she said. ارے i see you. who is this? she said. Hahahahh کہا the voise آپ are so cute when آپ freack out, REALLY WHO...
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posted by Hollestercutie
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All with [x] apply to me all with r idks


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(yep)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION,...
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posted by Yama
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I stepped out for the very first time, after this there was no going back. I told them I wanted to do this. Now I was regretting it... Big time. I was doing this for me and them it was for my own good. They will probably miss me as much as I'll miss them. Why did I agree to اقدام away? Far away. Austrailia is so far away from Liverpool. I will miss my دوستوں other than Emily who is coming with me. I wonder if she is feeling the same way as me. Life was so complicated for me.
I looked back to see my father and my mother putting on brave faces. I wonder how they felt seeing me go away for two...
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Tuvalu- Tuvalu is a Mean Woman, she can be pretty boring, she likes to eat a lot of Candy, she has long curly hair just like Samoa, and she has a little skirt, and some tights, and some long boots that is all the way to her knees, and a long sleeve shirt, she also has a little diary, she never lets anyone in her house, she loves to be in conversations, plus, she might be a little nice

Samoa- Samoa is a foolish woman, she never speaks to anyone but Marshall Islands, everyone calls her stupid, otherwise that Canada and her are cousins, she be foolish to him,

*little mini story*
Samoa- where its...
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posted by dreamcatcher321
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there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are مزید than this. آپ are bliss. آپ are مزید than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are مزید than this. آپ are bliss. آپ are مزید than...
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posted by misscrazel
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Gamelion 1st, سال 0, 1st sun
Four mighty gods created the world. Minoth, god of fire, took a سٹار, ستارہ from the sky. Grythnà, god of water, doused the flames. Kitithà, goddess of air, carved the سٹار, ستارہ with powerful gusts of wind. At last Lamari, god of life, added the plants. Trees and grass. Flowers and vines. Then they added nine races; elves, dwarves, humans, undead, nymphs, nif, ninx, keelintà and kitsune. There were six of each race and eight types of elves; healing, nature, magic, water, night, fire, sun, and air. They believed they had created the perfect world. However, they made one mistake....
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Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)



I feel like Regina would take on one of two roles; either she's the dean یا the principal.
In the first scenario, Haggar is the principal. She's the one students are sent to for misbehaving. Icy and Bellatrix see her very, very often.

If not the dean of the school, I can see Regina as the principal due to her abilities and responsibilities as the mayor of Storybrook. She's a rather stern principal but she is well liked and respected. She keeps the school organized and in control.

Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender)



I feel like Azula's role is fairly obvious....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: ارے everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link

Naboo, six months before the events of The Empire Strikes Back.

Human 49: Attention Naboo. Ceci est un message important. La rébellion prévoit une invasion. Ils nous aideront à sortir l'empire de notre planète. (Attention Naboo. This is an important message. The Rebellion is planning an invasion. They will help us push the empire out of our planet.)

Meanwhile, far from Yavin 4, hundreds of Mon Calamari Starships were travelling with blockade runners, Rebel Transports, U-Wings, Y-Wings,...
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posted by mrcodegeass
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Bernadette is a Fanpop member named Yorkshire Rose. She has been on Fanpop for a long time and Fanpop's a better place because of that.

What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that Fanpop has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a سہارا from her is always a treat.

There are several people on Fanpop that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that Fanpop has ever had. She has several دوستوں on Fanpop and she seems to generous to all of them.

Berni makes Fanpop a better place. She brings happiness to Fanpop and makes the website a مزید charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's دیوار to see all the adorable messages that her دوستوں have sent her.

Thank آپ Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making Fanpop a مزید friendly place.
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the سٹار, ستارہ Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked اگلے to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage سے طرف کی two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was...
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posted by Canada24
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Witch fate would be worst?

BITTEN سے طرف کی A WEREWOLF:
Sure, it SOUNDS fun.. Half man, half wolf.
But آپ have no control of your actions.. Each full moon, آپ can not escape your fate, unless your in the Harry Potter world, where آپ can take your medicine.. But that isn't a cure, it just stops the transformations.. And from what we know from AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, the کہا transformation is slow, and EXTREMELY painful.. Imagine your bones extending, your face stretching longer, your teeth growing sharp, and your body feeling like's on fire, throughout it all.. Each full moon, آپ are no longer...
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posted by Peaceful_Critic
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This فہرست isn't in any particular order, it just things I want Fanpop to change.Anyway, onto the list.

5.Not Being Able To Change تصاویر After Posting:
As dumb as this sounds, I had no idea that posting someone else's fanart as پولز یا as my پروفائل picture was illegal. It should be clear as دن to see that publicly displaying other people's art without their permission is illegal. So when I tried to fix my mistake سے طرف کی replacing it with a part of the work(like تصاویر from the original show) it didn't work. Why? I'm not sure, it just didn't. This is something that desperately needs to be fixed....
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#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his دوستوں and family...
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posted by nikkibellafan02
ارے everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that باس, گھنگھور سے طرف کی Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a پرستار club about u and make the مضمون their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then سے طرف کی all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. یا U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and سب, سب سے اوپر me.