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Opinion by GDragon612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Did آپ know if آپ try to say the alphabet without moving your lips یا tongue every letter will sound the same
Did آپ know white cats with blue eyes are usually deaf
Did آپ know wind doesn�t make a sound until it blows against an object
Did آپ know there is no sound in space
Did آپ know sound travels 3 times faster through water than in air
Did آپ know to crack a whip the tip must be travelling faster than the speed of sound
Did آپ know dolphins can hear underwater sounds from 24km (15miles) away
Did آپ know most cows produce مزید دودھ when they listen to music
Did آپ know elephants communicate in sound waves below the frequency that humans can hear
Did آپ know sound travels 15 times faster through steel than air
Did آپ know a cat can keep purring while inhaling and exhaling
Did آپ know a whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound
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List by nickfire47 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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There are many racing games out there and they've been around for many years. Obviously racing game is a too broad spectrum. So, I have narrowed it down to real cars, meaning it has cars like Lamborghini's and mustangs, as well as it has to be a franchise, not a one-off like drive club یا the crew. So here it is, my سب, سب سے اوپر five real car racing game franchises.

#5. Asphalt
Asphalt has been for the most part, a phone/tablet game, sure it has a 3ds and a psvita version but they get boring quickly. It a simple and fun arcade racer that is a great way to waste time on the go. However the fact that it is a phone game means that it feel into the same problem most phone games did, micro transactions. It is slightly boring to play unless آپ spend a few dollars but aside from that, it deserves a spot on this list.

#4. Need for speed
I know that it has great installments like prostreet and underground, but its most حالیہ installment really weighed it down. Rivals had a pathetic customization and a really annoying cop system. Also when I played rivals, I rarely found my self in a race, and almost never found my self in a race against other players....
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get آپ something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If آپ don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life کہا Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



(written in real small text). You’re not old until آپ can’t read this writing any more.
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, آپ old bag!
Come on, don’t be like this. آپ have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag آپ down to his level and beat آپ with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I چرا لیا, چوری کی a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make آپ a Christian any مزید than standing in a گیراج makes آپ a car.
6. We live in a society where پیزا gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

8. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


9. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until آپ hear them speak.

10. If I agreed with آپ we'd both be wrong.

11. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If آپ see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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If آپ have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, آپ have $1.19. آپ also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

Karaoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

When آپ die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

The sound of E.T. walking was made سے طرف کی someone squishing her hands in jelly.

The pancreas produces Insulin.
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted)
A مگرمچرچھ, گھڑیال can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's دل is in it's head.
People say "Bless you" when آپ sneeze because when آپ sneeze,your دل stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (busted?)
مزید than 50% of the people in the world have never made یا received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
If آپ sneeze too hard, آپ can fracture a rib.
If آپ try to suppress a sneeze, آپ can rupture a blood vessel in your head یا neck and die.
If آپ keep your eyes open سے طرف کی force when آپ sneeze, آپ might pop an eyeball out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an گھنٹہ will increase the bacteria in your ear سے طرف کی 700 times.
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Opinion by Kswifty13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ok people let get this good because if آپ like him آپ will regret it for ever he was making people do things for his good and he told me to lie about my age when the bible says do not lie that is not good to lie

this is the truth and i am not lieing trust me
آپ can ask me anything آپ do get

so if آپ do not believe me and all that send me something and ask me anything what آپ do not get in writing just do not over do it

do not پرستار this person are آپ will be put up to things آپ will not want to do

dont dont dont
thank آپ and good bye
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Article by kicksomebut23 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega یا Sonic the hedgehog شائقین who love Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did آپ read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went ہوم and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1) Go to a public place, and say "Idiot! Look at me!" see how many people look at you, they are now an idiot.
2) TRY TO LICK YOUR ELBOW!!!
3) Get up during class and just sit on the floor.
4) Give money to children in need.
5) Go up to your friend and say vioces tell me things evil things.
6) Do what آپ want.
7) Look at the person sitting اگلے to آپ until they laugh.
8) Put on red face paint, then walk around in public mumbling to yourself loudly 'No one wants to PLAY with me'.
9) Go to any store and carry a hammer. Sing wrecking ball to anyone that walks by.
10) Pretend your a doll and yell this at people "PLAY WITH ME!!!!!"
11) Burp as loud as آپ can.
12) Put two lollipops in your mouth and pretend to be a walrus!
13) Walk up to a person, get down on your knees and propose. If yes, run away screaming, if no, run away screaming.
14) The اگلے time آپ hug someone whisper "Help me" Then let go of them and act like nothing happened. ~
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them آپ can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door اگلے to آپ saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a ڈیسک on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks آپ if آپ know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call پیزا Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a پیزا 5 منٹ before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A سال AGO!
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1) Prove a teacher wrong.
2) If in school in a test: if your teacher walks سے طرف کی cover up your test and glare suspiciously at them.
3) Get caught passing a note that says the teacher is great! See what happens.
4) When ever there's a sub teacher, change your accent.
5) Annoy your teacher سے طرف کی pretending to text under your ڈیسک while type numbers on your calculator.
6) Stare at your teacher and smile at them creepily.
7) Stare at your teacher.
8) Once your teacher has told آپ what your homework is, jump up on your ڈیسک and yell, "Objection!".
9) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
10) Get caught passing a note that says this teacher is great.
11) Pass a note to a friend in school (noticeably) that says"this teacher is great!"and see what happens.
12) Bring bouncy balls to class and send them everywhere when the teacher turns her back.
13) Leave your best دوستوں # on a piece of paper and put it on your teachers ڈیسک saying "CALL ME!"
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List by deathding posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Welcome to my list! ^__^
Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started دکھانا some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of آپ who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released سے طرف کی sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I کہا that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for آپ to get مزید detailed information, just go to Wikipedia یا something, they'll tell آپ some really cool honest facts!

Mostly honest anyways, yeah I'm kidding.

So first off, the rules. Number 1, I can only فہرست games I HAVE PLAYED, so no Gunstar Heroes, Rocket Knight Adventures, یا Alien Soldier. (Also See honorable mentions later in this list.)

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Article by ShadowFan100 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I'm not sure if this issue has ever been discussed on here but I'll do this anyway. Right now, I feel it is time that I share my thoughts and feelings about whats on my mind: Gender roles

Look, I know some guys may actually LIKE some of the usual male stuff (and that's great, that's not really my issue) but I also know that not every guy is the same. Just because I am a "male", doesn't mean I have to be like the "traditional male"--and I don't want to be. My body may be male, but my physical appearance only shows آپ WHAT I am, not WHO. It's not supposed to. Being a male isn't (and shouldn't be) based on superficial things. It is about who were are on the inside.

Traditional male's love cars. I personally don't car for them. They're cool I guess.

Traditional male's love sports. I really don't. They're not "stupid" I just can't get myself to like em.

Traditional male's like out-door's stuff, like fishing and hiking. I don't like it that much. Though I do love nature at times--I admit it's beautiful.
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News by deathding posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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عنوان says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a فہرست at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny سب, سب سے اوپر 15 in this club. Why سب, سب سے اوپر 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look آگے to this and stay tuned to me if آپ don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a شاور and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^

(Yeah I was kind of lazy writing this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much مزید on my list!)
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Fan fiction by DragonAura15 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Icy Walker
Poptropica: Avatars of Medallion Moon

Part 1

    "Icy Walker, آپ are needed in the Dome at once."
    As the intercom voice blared through the room, Icy Walker practically leapt out of his chair. "Finally!" he exclaimed. It seemed like forever since he had last heard those words. Hurriedly he got dressed and ready to go, rolling up his island map and practically stuffing it into his backpack. He was to host a mission, and as a Major rank and a Scholar, being late would set a bad example for the Trainees.
    When he reached the Dome, the central area of the building, Walker found the Caretaker, Mighty Typhoon, waiting. Beside him was the newest Trainee, White Bite, and اگلے to her was- oh, no. Walker groaned inwardly. Crazy Bunny.
    Crazy Bunny was a Major and Scholar, just like Icy Walker, but she seemed to be his opposite. She never took anything seriously, usually running off to do her own thing, and jeopardizing Walker's thought-out approach.
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Article by purrloinedlove posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Yeah آپ know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing جنک, فضول in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz آپ know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
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Opinion by alphawhitewolf posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ok that's it I'm doing it even if people didn't even wanted me to do it I'm doing it anyways.

Hello everybody welcome to Alpha's سب, سب سے اوپر ten فہرست (and yes I called it that very unoriginal...) Well I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to فہرست some of the worst fandoms of all of history. Oh and before I start this list, but it's pretty obvious that this is my opinion and I'm not here to hurt anyone. So here we go!!!!

10. Beliebers- You're probably wondering why this isn't higher and yes I find these شائقین really annoying!!! This is probably an example of an average crazy fangirl, but I don't have enough to say about this one so let's اقدام on.

9. Twilight- Now آپ know what's مزید annoying than beliebers,Twilight fans. Now it really doesn't matter to me if آپ like Twilight یا not, but unless آپ take it too far this starts to happen. (I love Edward better. No!!! Jacob is hotter) And this goes on and on and ON!!!

8. SkyDoesMinecraft- (Also known as the Sky Army) Now I've have watched some of his ویڈیوز for the past three years. They're pretty funny which I have to admit, but then آپ get the fanbase. Now to imagine it basically...
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Opinion by Danndy posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
دوستوں - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her random symbol - †



Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
دوستوں - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her random symbol - ♦

Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
دوستوں - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Random Symbol - ♣


NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
دوستوں - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His random Symbol - ‡


Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know مزید than آپ all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
دوستوں - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her random sister - ♥



I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
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Article by -SkySplitter- posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Dogs can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy سے طرف کی initiating cuddling.

2. In Iceland, مزید کتابیں are published and sold per person every سال than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published مصنف in their lifetime.

3. Hippo دودھ is pink.

4. President George W. بش was a cheerleader during high school and university.

5. مزید Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!

6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.

8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.

9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.

10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
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Opinion by -SkySplitter- posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a تل, مول have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A بتھ, مرغابی walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The بتھ, مرغابی doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

A. Wheres my tractor?

6. A: Knock knock!

B: Come in.

7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.

8. Have آپ seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
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Article by BlackPetals posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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While getting out of shower/dressing: *One shoulder towel* I'M GREEK, MOTHERF*CKER! Oookay, and that's how آپ know I've had too much internet, *nervous laugh* With stories from the four corners of the world. The world is round, آپ stupid beisch, it doesn't have corners. Yes it does! IT'S ROUND. NO CORNERS. *Self STFU stare* THE ROUND PART IS THE CORNERS, آپ PRAT.
*Cornerception*
آپ CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I am the truth... You're dead to me.

*SNK fan, anyone?*
Eren: Don't drop that thun thun thun.
Eren and Armin: Eyy! Don't drop that thun thun thun!
Eren, Armin, and Levi: Don't drop that thun thun thun, don't drop that thun thun thun--
Mikasa: ... *Facepalm*

In shower: It's Leevi. No, uh... Leevei? Damn it.... Livee. No! Stupid brain, you're such a disgrace. >:I It's Leevee... oh goddamnit. Was it too hard, TOO HARD, TO GIVE THIS OCD hunk کے, hunk A SPEECHABLE(idfk either) NAME? OH MY GOOOOOOD!

After shower: "An' no مزید Levi (Correct pronunciation) fic--" le gasp. " I کہا it right. I کہا IT RIGHT. SUCK IT!"
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Article by icare2 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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What is it about fecundity that so appalls? Is it that with nature's bounty goes a crushing waste that threatens our own cheap lives?

سے طرف کی Annie Dillard
wakened myself last night with my own shouting. It must have been that terrible yellow plant I saw pushing through the flood-damp soil near the log سے طرف کی Tinker Creek, the plant as fleshy and featureless as a slug, that erupted through the floor of my brain as I slept, and burgeoned into the dream of fecundity that woke me up.

I was watching two huge luna moths mate. Luna moths are those fragile ghost moths, fairy moths, whose five-inch wings are swallow-tailed, a pastel green bordered in silken lavender. From the hairy head of the male sprouted two enormous, furry antennae that trailed down past his ethereal wings. He was on سب, سب سے اوپر of the female, hunching repeatedly with a horrible animal vigor.

It was the perfect picture of utter spirituality and utter degradation. I was fascinated and could not turn away my eyes. سے طرف کی watching them I in effect permitted their mating to take place and so committed myself to accepting the consequences—all because I wanted to see what would happen. I wanted...
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News by nikkibellafan02 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ارے everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that باس, گھنگھور سے طرف کی Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a پرستار club about u and make the مضمون their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then سے طرف کی all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. یا U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and سب, سب سے اوپر me.
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Article by nikkibellafan02 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This is for the Nyackers contest
Chorus: because u know I'm all about that bass, bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble, I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور bout that bass, no teble I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور bout that باس, گھنگھور No teble I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور bout that bass. Yeah It's pretty clear I ain't a Juicy piece of meat but I'll let u eat it eat Like your suppose to do cause I go boom boom whenever U say کہا and all the right things in all the right spots. I see that guy over there hollerin hear juicy juicy If u got that booty booty just turn around cause every ounce of u is perfect from the booty to the thigh. Yeah, My mamma کہا don't worry about the call she کہا ''boys like a little مزید رس, جوس to satisfy U know I wont be some stick figure that U like so if that's what u into then Run along.
chorus: because U know I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور no teble, bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble, I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور no teble, Bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble, I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور no teble bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble, I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور no teble, bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble, Heyo! I'm bringing Juicy back go ahead and tell the skinny shanks that but I'm here to tell ya...
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Article by TheNyackers posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ارے everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes آپ all know that sing All About باس, گھنگھور we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About باس, گھنگھور spoof یا parody مضمون will get to decide what our اگلے مضمون should be about and we will make a پرستار club about you

Here are the rules

آپ must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and آپ can't use your مضمون to diss یا make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to رپورٹ آپ than we don't want to have to do that

آپ also can't copy our مضامین

But feel free to share your مضمون with whoever

Also we don't mean just share your مضمون to us make one کریں شائع it دکھائیں it to everyone and we will read it

We know our prize isn't too big cause that's because we can't promise anything too big but we can promise to do your idea for our مضمون and we will also make a پرستار club about آپ it's May not seem like a big deal to آپ but that's all we've got if آپ don't want to شامل میں than don't شامل میں
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