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Opinion by GDragon612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1) Prove a teacher wrong.
2) If in school in a test: if your teacher walks سے طرف کی cover up your test and glare suspiciously at them.
3) Get caught passing a note that says the teacher is great! See what happens.
4) When ever there's a sub teacher, change your accent.
5) Annoy your teacher سے طرف کی pretending to text under your ڈیسک while type numbers on your calculator.
6) Stare at your teacher and smile at them creepily.
7) Stare at your teacher.
8) Once your teacher has told آپ what your homework is, jump up on your ڈیسک and yell, "Objection!".
9) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
10) Get caught passing a note that says this teacher is great.
11) Pass a note to a friend in school (noticeably) that says"this teacher is great!"and see what happens.
12) Bring bouncy balls to class and send them everywhere when the teacher turns her back.
13) Leave your best دوستوں # on a piece of paper and put it on your teachers ڈیسک saying "CALL ME!"
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List by deathding posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Welcome to my list! ^__^
Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started دکھانا some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of آپ who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released سے طرف کی sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I کہا that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for آپ to get مزید detailed information, just go to Wikipedia یا something, they'll tell آپ some really cool honest facts!

Mostly honest anyways, yeah I'm kidding.

So first off, the rules. Number 1, I can only فہرست games I HAVE PLAYED, so no Gunstar Heroes, Rocket Knight Adventures, یا Alien Soldier. (Also See honorable mentions later in this list.)

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Article by ShadowFan100 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I'm not sure if this issue has ever been discussed on here but I'll do this anyway. Right now, I feel it is time that I share my thoughts and feelings about whats on my mind: Gender roles

Look, I know some guys may actually LIKE some of the usual male stuff (and that's great, that's not really my issue) but I also know that not every guy is the same. Just because I am a "male", doesn't mean I have to be like the "traditional male"--and I don't want to be. My body may be male, but my physical appearance only shows آپ WHAT I am, not WHO. It's not supposed to. Being a male isn't (and shouldn't be) based on superficial things. It is about who were are on the inside.

Traditional male's love cars. I personally don't car for them. They're cool I guess.

Traditional male's love sports. I really don't. They're not "stupid" I just can't get myself to like em.

Traditional male's like out-door's stuff, like fishing and hiking. I don't like it that much. Though I do love nature at times--I admit it's beautiful.
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News by deathding posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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عنوان says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a فہرست at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny سب, سب سے اوپر 15 in this club. Why سب, سب سے اوپر 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look آگے to this and stay tuned to me if آپ don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a شاور and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^

(Yeah I was kind of lazy writing this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much مزید on my list!)
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Fan fiction by DragonAura15 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Icy Walker
Poptropica: Avatars of Medallion Moon

Part 1

    "Icy Walker, آپ are needed in the Dome at once."
    As the intercom voice blared through the room, Icy Walker practically leapt out of his chair. "Finally!" he exclaimed. It seemed like forever since he had last heard those words. Hurriedly he got dressed and ready to go, rolling up his island map and practically stuffing it into his backpack. He was to host a mission, and as a Major rank and a Scholar, being late would set a bad example for the Trainees.
    When he reached the Dome, the central area of the building, Walker found the Caretaker, Mighty Typhoon, waiting. Beside him was the newest Trainee, White Bite, and اگلے to her was- oh, no. Walker groaned inwardly. Crazy Bunny.
    Crazy Bunny was a Major and Scholar, just like Icy Walker, but she seemed to be his opposite. She never took anything seriously, usually running off to do her own thing, and jeopardizing Walker's thought-out approach.
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Article by purrloinedlove posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Yeah آپ know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing جنک, فضول in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz آپ know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
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Opinion by alphawhitewolf posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ok that's it I'm doing it even if people didn't even wanted me to do it I'm doing it anyways.

Hello everybody welcome to Alpha's سب, سب سے اوپر ten فہرست (and yes I called it that very unoriginal...) Well I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to فہرست some of the worst fandoms of all of history. Oh and before I start this list, but it's pretty obvious that this is my opinion and I'm not here to hurt anyone. So here we go!!!!

10. Beliebers- You're probably wondering why this isn't higher and yes I find these شائقین really annoying!!! This is probably an example of an average crazy fangirl, but I don't have enough to say about this one so let's اقدام on.

9. Twilight- Now آپ know what's مزید annoying than beliebers,Twilight fans. Now it really doesn't matter to me if آپ like Twilight یا not, but unless آپ take it too far this starts to happen. (I love Edward better. No!!! Jacob is hotter) And this goes on and on and ON!!!

8. SkyDoesMinecraft- (Also known as the Sky Army) Now I've have watched some of his ویڈیوز for the past three years. They're pretty funny which I have to admit, but then آپ get the fanbase. Now to imagine it basically...
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Opinion by Danndy posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
دوستوں - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her random symbol - †



Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
دوستوں - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her random symbol - ♦

Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
دوستوں - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Random Symbol - ♣


NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
دوستوں - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His random Symbol - ‡


Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know مزید than آپ all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
دوستوں - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her random sister - ♥



I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
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Article by -SkySplitter- posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Dogs can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy سے طرف کی initiating cuddling.

2. In Iceland, مزید کتابیں are published and sold per person every سال than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published مصنف in their lifetime.

3. Hippo دودھ is pink.

4. President George W. بش was a cheerleader during high school and university.

5. مزید Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!

6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.

8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.

9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.

10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
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Opinion by -SkySplitter- posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a تل, مول have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A بتھ, مرغابی walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The بتھ, مرغابی doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

A. Wheres my tractor?

6. A: Knock knock!

B: Come in.

7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.

8. Have آپ seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
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Article by BlackPetals posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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While getting out of shower/dressing: *One shoulder towel* I'M GREEK, MOTHERF*CKER! Oookay, and that's how آپ know I've had too much internet, *nervous laugh* With stories from the four corners of the world. The world is round, آپ stupid beisch, it doesn't have corners. Yes it does! IT'S ROUND. NO CORNERS. *Self STFU stare* THE ROUND PART IS THE CORNERS, آپ PRAT.
*Cornerception*
آپ CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I am the truth... You're dead to me.

*SNK fan, anyone?*
Eren: Don't drop that thun thun thun.
Eren and Armin: Eyy! Don't drop that thun thun thun!
Eren, Armin, and Levi: Don't drop that thun thun thun, don't drop that thun thun thun--
Mikasa: ... *Facepalm*

In shower: It's Leevi. No, uh... Leevei? Damn it.... Livee. No! Stupid brain, you're such a disgrace. >:I It's Leevee... oh goddamnit. Was it too hard, TOO HARD, TO GIVE THIS OCD hunk کے, hunk A SPEECHABLE(idfk either) NAME? OH MY GOOOOOOD!

After shower: "An' no مزید Levi (Correct pronunciation) fic--" le gasp. " I کہا it right. I کہا IT RIGHT. SUCK IT!"
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Article by icare2 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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What is it about fecundity that so appalls? Is it that with nature's bounty goes a crushing waste that threatens our own cheap lives?

سے طرف کی Annie Dillard
wakened myself last night with my own shouting. It must have been that terrible yellow plant I saw pushing through the flood-damp soil near the log سے طرف کی Tinker Creek, the plant as fleshy and featureless as a slug, that erupted through the floor of my brain as I slept, and burgeoned into the dream of fecundity that woke me up.

I was watching two huge luna moths mate. Luna moths are those fragile ghost moths, fairy moths, whose five-inch wings are swallow-tailed, a pastel green bordered in silken lavender. From the hairy head of the male sprouted two enormous, furry antennae that trailed down past his ethereal wings. He was on سب, سب سے اوپر of the female, hunching repeatedly with a horrible animal vigor.

It was the perfect picture of utter spirituality and utter degradation. I was fascinated and could not turn away my eyes. سے طرف کی watching them I in effect permitted their mating to take place and so committed myself to accepting the consequences—all because I wanted to see what would happen. I wanted...
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News by nikkibellafan02 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ارے everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that باس, گھنگھور سے طرف کی Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a پرستار club about u and make the مضمون their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then سے طرف کی all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. یا U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and سب, سب سے اوپر me.
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Article by nikkibellafan02 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This is for the Nyackers contest
Chorus: because u know I'm all about that bass, bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble, I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور bout that bass, no teble I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور bout that باس, گھنگھور No teble I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور bout that bass. Yeah It's pretty clear I ain't a Juicy piece of meat but I'll let u eat it eat Like your suppose to do cause I go boom boom whenever U say کہا and all the right things in all the right spots. I see that guy over there hollerin hear juicy juicy If u got that booty booty just turn around cause every ounce of u is perfect from the booty to the thigh. Yeah, My mamma کہا don't worry about the call she کہا ''boys like a little مزید رس, جوس to satisfy U know I wont be some stick figure that U like so if that's what u into then Run along.
chorus: because U know I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور no teble, bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble, I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور no teble, Bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble, I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور no teble bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble, I'm all about that باس, گھنگھور no teble, bout that باس, گھنگھور no teble, Heyo! I'm bringing Juicy back go ahead and tell the skinny shanks that but I'm here to tell ya...
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Article by TheNyackers posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ارے everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes آپ all know that sing All About باس, گھنگھور we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About باس, گھنگھور spoof یا parody مضمون will get to decide what our اگلے مضمون should be about and we will make a پرستار club about you

Here are the rules

آپ must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and آپ can't use your مضمون to diss یا make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to رپورٹ آپ than we don't want to have to do that

آپ also can't copy our مضامین

But feel free to share your مضمون with whoever

Also we don't mean just share your مضمون to us make one کریں شائع it دکھائیں it to everyone and we will read it

We know our prize isn't too big cause that's because we can't promise anything too big but we can promise to do your idea for our مضمون and we will also make a پرستار club about آپ it's May not seem like a big deal to آپ but that's all we've got if آپ don't want to شامل میں than don't شامل میں
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Opinion by BlondLionEzel posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to شامل میں their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged سے طرف کی you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before آپ Family Guy شائقین start to flame me, Meg is my پسندیدہ character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the دکھائیں puts her in the wrong for standing up herself. Don't believe me? Lois and
Chris decide to be little f**ckers and beat Meg down.

After Peter, Lois, and Chris keep yelling mean-spirited things at Meg (which include pointing out her flaws and telling her how ugly she is), Meg starts to point out everyone else's flaws.
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List by Tanjiabo273 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Kisshia - Kisshia is مزید into fashion, she hates sports, but Kisshia is a Young 14 سال old born in Paris, Kisshia is always a friend of Johannah
Susie - a young Ukrainian girl who is well almost the oldest, but Susie is a girl who is مزید into the boys a little, Susie likes to have aroung a young girl named Sassy
Nikky - Nikky is the one who is velvet, and always open minded, Nikky is a young Tuvaluan/Australian girl born in Tuvalu
Brian - Brian is Saudi Arabian And American, Brian is mostly called "BRITISH BRIAN" because he has a British Voice
Ryan - Ryan is Qatari and English, Ryan is the most perverted of the group, Ryan has a little sister named Alexis but born in separate places
Alexis - Alexis is Half Burmese and Half English, Alexis likes to keep things in mind. Alexis is a younger sister of Ryan
Sassy - Sassy is named sassy because she is the most Saasy of the group, Sassy has the real name of Himōro
Bee - Bee is bisexual Japanese girl, she lies a whole lot, she wants Ryan to be a friend of her. Bee is also known as Kiekō
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Article by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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People don't seem to understand what Satanism truly is so here آپ go! x_x



There are different sects of Satanism. Joy of Satan Ministries is Spiritual Satanism.

Satanism is not a "Christian invention."

Satanism predates Christianity and all other religions.

Satanism is not about spooks, goblins, vampires, Halloween monsters یا other related entities.

Satanism is not about "evil."

Satanism is not a "reaction to Christianity."

Satanism is not about death.

True Satanism is about elevating and empowering humanity, which was our True Creator (Satan's) intention.

We know Satan/Lucifer as a real being.

We know Satan to be the True Father and Creator God of humanity.

We know "Yaweh/Jehova" of the bible to be a fictitious entity, and the people behind coercing this lie, to be the true deceivers of humanity and the masters of lies. This is evident in the many contradictions within the Judeo/Christian Bible, revealing this text to be the work of human beings who had occult knowledge and infused it with power to make it credible, and to...
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Guide by BlondLionEzel posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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rimson, Crimson, Crimson ہیلمیٹ of V3
Double Typhoon, the بیلٹ, پٹی of Life
The wind-wheels of Strength and Technique spin
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood screams with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my strength
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

Blue, Blue, Blue Bike of V3
Hurricane Jump a flying machine
The wheels and wings defeat monsters
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood burns with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my life
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

White, White, White Muffler of V3
Twin wings that soar in the sky
Justice and Love protect the world
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood agitates with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my body
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice
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Guide by BlondLionEzel posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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pproaching Shocker, the infernal army.
The black shadow aims for us,
Protecting the peace of the world.
Go! (x2) Let's Go! The Shining Machine
Rider Jump! Rider Kick!
Masked Rider (x2)
Rider (x2)

Approaching Shocker, the demonic army.
The black shadow aims for our friends,
Protecting the peace of the world.
Go! (x2) Let's Go! The Crimson Muffler
Rider Jump! Rider Kick!
Masked Rider (x2)
Rider (x2)

Approaching Shocker, the terrifying army.
The black shadow aims for our town,
Protecting the peace of the world.
Go! (x2) Let's Go! The Green-colored Helmet
Rider Jump! Rider Kick!
Masked Rider (x2)
Rider (x2)
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Guide by staankerdaskunk posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. آپ can stuff a تکیا with the چوہا فر, سمور on the سوفی, لٹانا alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. آپ don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
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Article by -SkySplitter- posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Legend of Zelda Rap: سے طرف کی Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
مزید well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh آپ thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
ارے look listen آپ f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't آپ think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what آپ say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil

I'll break all your pots
And I best not hear آپ b**chin'
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Article by LonkFromPenns- posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This is a true story. If anyone tells آپ it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk

I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.

One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots, all I saw was burnt leather, and the rubber part of my boots wasn't even there. I had a look of shock on my face, there was no food left. My family was incredibly poor and the most money we've ever got was a $20 bill. Sadly, where we lived, there was a famine, which meant all the crops died and the cows that ate the crops died, and the animals that ate the cows died. یا so my mom told me that's how it works.
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Dramatic Song: سے طرف کی Toby Turner (A.K.A Tobuscus)

This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at writing words
If آپ don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good.

You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm singing about
The lack of stuff I'm singing 'bout

This part's intense, and emotional!
As long as آپ don't understand it.
Your foreign grandma would love this song
Please send it to her and she'll probably

Tell her foreign دوستوں about the song
Her grandson یا daughter sent her today.
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Cold Play.

If the chorus sounds like Cold Play.
Then I put some la, la, las in there
La la la la la la la la la la la
Cold Play!

Hopefully your foreign grandma
listens to this song everyday
and if she asks آپ to translate
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Review by deathding posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I have made a new-ish series a ماہ پہلے called toxic and admirable fanfic reviews, where i review fanfics! I have many many شائقین and many think I am funny! So if آپ want comedy based bad and good fanfiction reviews, go on Fanfiction.net club and check em out! ^__^

I review the best and the worst in each one, and I love the support I get from my fans! I also have a youtube channel named jared potts if you're interested. I made a سب, سب سے اوپر 10 kirby boss fights video, at 700+ views, so check that out too!

Thanks guys, and as always, Keep it SHADY! :D
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