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posted by samuraibond005
2
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether یا not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, سیکنڈ of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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posted by percyLover101
7
"You know what your useless!!! Get out of here!! I can't stand to look at آپ anymore!!!", My mother yelled as I ran out the back door of our house, tears streaming down my face. My feet ran as far as they could until, on got caught on a rock and I landed face first into a dirt plot. Slowly I dragged myself to a nearby درخت and leaned against it.

"Useless.... How am i useless....", i thought to myself. It all just happened so quickly... The words just spilled out of my mother's mouth.... This is what had happened..

"I'm going to go across the سٹریٹ, گلی to help Grandma Ofelia with her groceries.......
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1. When a twilight پرستار says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all سوالات about twilight that آپ can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book رپورٹ on the most boring کتابیں of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that آپ hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible مصنف and her کتابیں make want to poke...
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posted by evangelinetom
1
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that آپ are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the بستر holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say آپ know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors سے طرف کی your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as آپ can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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1. When they're using an ATM machine, look at them with binoculars, then when they've finished go up to them and say "I didn't quite see the last two numbers. What were they?"

2. When آپ see a dog out on a walk, get on all fours and start barking and growling.

3. Choose a random person in the سٹریٹ, گلی and go up and propose to them. With one of those haribo جیلی rings.

4. Go into a computer دکان and ask for a flux-capictor.Or whatever it was in BackToTheFuture.

5. In the middle of the سٹریٹ, گلی break out into a really active OTT dance.Do windmills and shake your hair about and do a worm etc.

6. Go out to the grocery store with legwarmers on every available part of your body. Ask them if they sell gloves.

7. Buy some face paints and paint your whole face blue then run outside screaming.

8. Break out into song really loud in a really public place, like they do in musicals.

9. Buy loads of fake rubber lizards and stick them all over your clothes. Walk about everywhere.
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five منٹ yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time آپ see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that آپ are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that آپ are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure آپ dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by ssook78
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1.eat like 10 candys یا something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball یا swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
posted by saphire1031
4
These are 10 sure sighns that آپ need mental help:

1) آپ think ailens have placed a zapping microchip in your head

2) آپ make donkey noises say "Princess!" and then laugh phsycotically

3) آپ think your underwear will eat آپ alive

4) آپ speak fluenit "Foreniese"

5) آپ think a monkey
is living in آپ toilet

6) آپ think your best freind is a fish

7) PIE PIE I کہا PIE!!!

8) If آپ scream that for no reason, well, آپ know

9) If آپ go to rob a store, then fake آپ are an employee

10) If آپ think Fanpop is pointless
posted by sid1123
15
So i would like to write about this since it has been happening very often now and i would like to share my thoughts on this very pressing issue .. all of us hav the right to criticize .. But the سوال is not how we criticize others یا why we do it ... It is what if someone did the same to us .. Not everyone has the ability to take criticism that well.When we say something rude to someone it mostly depends on how they take it. Us fanpoppers have our own way of doing things and we are random who cares but we should not hurt others .Because of this we fail to correct our biggest mistake which...
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posted by ultimatefredde
12
I just wanted to share my story.

My parents were both killed when I was 3, I had no دوستوں and people on the سٹریٹ, گلی kept laughing at me, One دن an old man decided to adopt me, he was like a father to me, when I turned 10, he revelaed to me he was the C.E.O of the police here on Mexico. He decided to let me in for a while, however 2 years later my new "father" died due to medical problems, I also was told tha tI had 2 brothers, which also died, an dbesides the time I went to school, I was bullied and had no love life. right now I´m 16, Im still at the station and no longer go to school, I just want to find a true friend and true love, and I hope آپ fanpop users can listen to this, and support me as much as I willl support all of you.
posted by saphire1031
10
The history of Canada: Chapter 1

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posted by ultimatefredde
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1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something آپ aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner یا later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what آپ really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, یا take her to dinner, also sometimes a card یا a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, آپ wont die...
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posted by ilovetowrite
3
1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. آپ can never changed the past but آپ must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to مزید be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so اقدام on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as آپ want until آپ feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After آپ cry, آپ go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till آپ feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...
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posted by Tamar20
9
1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN ایوارڈز LOCK OVERUSE ایوارڈز LOCK! WHEN آپ REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL ایوارڈز THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!

2. Don't use any punctuation.

3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.

4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."

5. Use Sticky ایوارڈز Capitalize every other letter.

6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks آپ what آپ mean just repeat it the exact same way.

7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.

8. Use absolutely no vowels.

9. Answer every thing they say...
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posted by merlinfanatic
9
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four سوالات to determine the level of your intellect.
Your جوابات must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating یا wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: آپ are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in سیکنڈ place.
In which position are آپ now?

Answer:
If آپ answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. آپ overtook the سیکنڈ runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the اگلے سوال try not to be so dumb.
2 : If آپ overtake the last...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
14
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender یا if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of آپ have heard Born This Way سے طرف کی Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I love everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being آپ are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need food when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by darktheheghog
6
ok i HATE getting a cold ya know why because i cant see my دوستوں at school i cant go outside and i always cough about every 5 منٹ AND ALSO I GET A STUPID STINKIN SORE THROAT which always annoys me i know getting a cold happens to everyone and i know some of آپ would say "getting a cold is the best u dont haft to go to school" and its kinda true but some peeps like going to school and hate getting sick i dont really like going to school but i do like going to school to hang out with my دوستوں ya know also when u get a cold u also get a MASSIVE head ache sometimes which i have right now...
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posted by AnimeFan66
 The San Antonio Zoo
The San Antonio Zoo
Hello! Most of آپ already knew that for the whole weekend, I had not been online because I went to San Antonio with my mom, my older sister and her boyfriend. I am glade to return ہوم and to return on here as well- I have missed ہوم as well as my greatest دوستوں on here and in honor of this I would like to give to آپ all a short story about all of what I did on this trip.

My family and I left the house last Thursday around 2:00 PM. We had to stop سے طرف کی at my sister's house first because her vehicle was مزید "on the trip" go unlike our وین which has serious proublems. After we left the residence...
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posted by fly210
3
I bet آپ can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started singing so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then کہا they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 سال old boy who drove the car in rebecca...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
2
1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are مزید important than her.
4. She needs to get آپ food while آپ sit and do whatever آپ want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. ذائقہ, مارنا her پچھواڑے, گدا and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that آپ love her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. اقدام somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...
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