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Brillindier, The Shadow Forest, سال 7853009

A tower of stone rises out from the hills, so tall it comes above the trees. Silver water falls over the towers from the mountainside. Elves dwell in this castle, merrily singing and dancing in the halls, yet their king, Airune approaches, thus they fall silent. His dark ebony robes fall back behind him and his hair is in a thick braid, of which falls below his knees.
'My young servants,' Airune addresses his servants, 'what silences thee? Are ye afraid of thy king?'
'No, my lord,' a young woman under the name of Hsiviam spoke up.
Airune turned to thy...
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posted by TheMyths
4
My opinion on what vegans say,"eating meat is disgusting." But that isn't really true.We're omnivores,that's what we do naturally,eating plant and animals.If آپ want to force your beliefs on someone,do it to a tiger.
Then I thought,all life actually is sacred.But Humans were designed to eat meat.That is how God made us.Or if آپ are atheist,it's scientifically true.Both ways.
But آپ can believe what ever آپ want.This is just my opinion.People believe different things.That's part of makes us all special.
1. Have a nap. If آپ want to solve a problem, یا come up with new ideas, then instead of always thinking - relax and have a nap. We’re usually مزید creative when we’re feeling wide awake.

2. Get into the habit of making small talk. A casual remark can change the way آپ look at things - so talk and listen to everyone آپ meet.
3. Sign up for classes and seminars. Listening to the ideas and opinions of others increases the connections آپ make in your brain. Also, it is usually inspiring and highly motivating.

4. Make sure آپ spend time with creative people. Often these are people who think...
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posted by Bond_Of_Fury
No, I'm not trying to ridicule یا make fun of my friend with that عنوان I put up there. It's meant in a sarcastic way, coming from me. He just so good at attitudinizing. Whiny. Hoity-toity. Such a drama queen. He's had a sh!t childhood, but didn't we all? His parents never liked each other, and badmouthed each other in his and his sisters' presence. His father is a war veteran who instead of a child, he has always treated him like a soldier. Even now he's nineteen years old, he has to be ہوم 22:30 PM when he goes out.

That's not cool. Seriously, I feel bad for him, and I understand him. We...
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posted by 101trx
3
Alritey then, this is a true funny story I decided to post here for laughs. Now, noone here is an idiot, it was just a really, REALLY funny accident...hope آپ guys like it, though! :)
(It happened almost 3 yrs ago, btw) :

10-20-09
Me and my sister beth went down to our aunt kelly and uncle dan's house for a few days. (we call our aunt auntie and our uncle just dan this is before they moved). this happened late at night, though but none of us were tired so we stayed up. dan worked late hours so he didn't come ہوم till 11:00-11:30 p.m. auntie was upstairs getting our cousin ready for بستر and the...
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posted by ssook78
6
me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*

































LALALA!















HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*













o_o








hi








heh heh *rocks* i love آپ teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o
posted by awesomeblossom1
3
ارے guys. Im trying to raise awareness of "The تیتلی Project" I didn't come up with it but all my دوستوں and I are followers. It's basically a project trying to keep kids from cutting themselves. They cut a تیتلی on their wrist. They name it and get attached to it. It keeps them from cutting themselves again because if they do the تیتلی will die. But if you're like me and don't cut yourself but still like the idea just draw a تیتلی on your wrist with a pen یا marker. Let's all work together to stop children from cutting and potentially killing themselves :)
posted by ShadowProve13
2
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until آپ find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit آپ first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of آپ shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give آپ a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the...
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posted by Usui--takumi
6
Drug addiction is now a global problem. This social cancer has spread its poisonous claw all over the world. Frustration is the cause of this addiction. Unemployment problem, political cataclysm, lack of family ties, lack of love affection etc give rise to frustration.Again this addiction gives rise to social crimes. When the addicted can not afford to سے طرف کی drugs, they commit many kinds of social crimes like hijacking, looting , plundering killing, robbery etc. Drugs برداشت, ریچھ a terrible effect on human body. They kill them slowly but surely. No physician can stop the changes that take place in the...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
3
i will never leave im stuck on earth i cant go up یا down i sit سے طرف کی my grave at midnight watching the moon and dark grey clouds

wolves howl in the dead of night
the moon gives of not one single light
i see someone sitting at a grave stone for two
his mum and dad are in thoughs stones sitting right اگلے to me

as i watch him cry and scream he reminds me alot of me not happy not sad just plain old gloom being watched from air being moved سے طرف کی doom

then i see someone else walk سے طرف کی coming over to me he sits there watching looking into the white stone he knows it was him he knows why

he didn't mean for me to die none of them did maybe if they کہا they cared یا maybe just کہا then meybe i could have lefted this world atleast i wouldn't be trapped

then the boy looks straight into my eyes looking like hes trying to دکھائیں all his 100 lies then he says im sorry just dont leave without me saying to آپ go leave rest in peace.
How is friendship important when it's over once it starts?

"I was an active student in college, and I was really happy that I could get others' respects, as well as the teachers'. That made me get work office to دکھائیں my activity in of my college. Yeah, that was the bright side. But the dark side was that I was unable to attend my classes, and I badly had to find someone that records my lectures and notes the lessons. And here the problem was, even though, I'm an active student, there was none to note them for me. Nor a friend. I had to handle that سے طرف کی myself for a period and that was as hard...
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posted by dylin1
3
Time for some fun... lol twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT آپ
1. Are آپ single?
Yeah.

2. Are آپ happy about that?
no

3. Are آپ bored?
YES

4. Are آپ sad?
Nah.

5. Are آپ Italian?
No...

6. Are آپ pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are آپ cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are آپ Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. پسندیدہ color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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سب, سب سے اوپر 10 signs your partner needs a vacation


1) He keeps handcuffing himself سے طرف کی accident.

2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.

3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.

4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."

5) He wants آپ to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.

6) He keeps asking آپ if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.

7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.

8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.

9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.

10) He wants to hear less talk and مزید موسیقی on the police channel
posted by Lady10358
1
1.

Step 1. Find a random phone number in the phone book.
Step 2. Call the person.
Step 3. Say "I want a pepperoni pizza!" And wait to see what happens.

2.


Step 1. When آپ walk in the neighborhood Bet your friend that they can stand on one foot for a SUPER long time.
Step 2. While they do it, knock on some grouchy neighbor's door.
Step 3. Run and leave your friend confused!


1. Credit: Me

2. Credit: Google.com

PLEASE SHARE AND SAVE IF آپ LIKE
MY FRIEND HELPED WITH 1.
GOOGLE.COM HELPED WITH 2.

THIS IS THE COPYRIGHT OF LADY10358!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY یا I WILL FLAG AS SPAM!
posted by cute20k
4
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells آپ a joke and آپ say "LOL".

3. آپ watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. آپ have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other.

5. آپ keep begging your دوستوں to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. آپ have to get a 2d phone line just so آپ can call پیزا Hut.

9. آپ go into labour and آپ stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by invadercalliope
1
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what آپ want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee مزید than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My دل skips a beat
When آپ walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with آپ until the end

I give my دل and my soul to you
To make آپ see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant آپ see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what آپ want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by MJangellover
On 24 June 1947 A US pilot called Kenneth Arnold Looked out of the window of his plane and saw nine sliver objects flying close together.they were moving very quickly, Kenneth guessed that their speed was مزید than 1600 kilometers an گھنٹہ .He told journalists that the objects did not اقدام like planes ,but like saucers اقدام when someone throws them across the surface of the water. later,one of the journalists called the objects "flying saucers"
This was the first time The expression"flying saucer" was used ,but people have been seeing unidentified flying objects UFOs in the sky for centuries.For...
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posted by invadercalliope
3
Ok today i will tell آپ 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I love animals
2.I own tons of manga and عملی حکمت dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i love writing my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i love going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i love the stars
10.i love to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my دوستوں on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink سے طرف کی putting chocolate and bubble gum
The End
I hope آپ enjoyed!
posted by jodith
7
Hi Guys!!!
ok..so i've wrote this poetry maybe 2 Sec. ago!
i hate miley/selena/demi/jb and the jonas Brothers so much! so i grabbed a pin and paper and start writing and that what comes of me being bored!!! fans:sorry i just hate them and every one got his own opinion and thats mine!! haters: U ROCK!! lol

................
*Miley,Selena,Demi and JB!
They All suck in all the Different ways
Gosh,when they smile
My whole World goes Down
Down,Down,Down
Till it touches the Ground
And the Jonas Brothers
Their Style is so over
as their lives will be,Hope-fu-lly
Thats so shame
For miley taking Slutty pix,in the Aged Fifteen
Selena,Demi they should get a Room
Talking about their friendship,that wont last for so long
And as for JB
Every time he's on the Screen
i start throwing up and my sister start to Scream
All he care,is about he's stupid hair
They All are Dumb,if only i had A GUN!
.......
HOPE u liked it! and thx!! xD
posted by karpach_13
6
New ways to order pizza
Are آپ tired of always ordering پیزا the same way? Well, this lists will keep آپ entertained for over 90 پیزا orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival پیزا place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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