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posted by Guste_LT
30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as آپ walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at...
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posted by simpleplan
1. If they want to loan آپ money, tell them آپ just filed for bankruptcy and آپ could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are آپ today?" say, "Why do آپ want to know?" Alternately, آپ can tell them, "I'm so glad آپ asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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posted by milorox18
A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from آپ mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes آپ یا hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her آپ love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When آپ see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When آپ see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When آپ see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder,...
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posted by patrisha727
On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.

Every منٹ in the U.S. six people turn 17.

Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.

On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 سوالات a day.

Blue and white are the most common school colors.

Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.

In a normal lifetime an American will eat 200 pounds of peanuts and 10,000 pounds of meat.

A new book is published every 13 منٹ in America.

America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.

Every سال the sun loses 360 million tons.

Because of Animal Crackers,...
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posted by stefani_n13
How to Survive the اقدام to Middle School

By beinggirl Teen مصنف Lindsay

For some people, going into a new grade is a hard thing to do. Some of آپ girls who are reading this right now are probably even going into a new school. If آپ want to survive, there are three things to keep in mind; have great دوستوں سے طرف کی your side, know what’s ahead of you, and stay out of trouble. Want to know how? When آپ think about it, it’s easy.

Having a good friend to be there for آپ is the easy part. If آپ be yourself, you’re bound to make tons of دوستوں who care about you. Or, if آپ just look around...
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We all tend to think that the pranks we played on our دوستوں and the wild things we did are the only sweet memories we can cherish about our high school days. Well, we all are wrong. What about the silly fights with our teachers, the baseless complaints and nagging and most of all the funny mistakes we commit in our test and exam papers. Some of those mistakes were made to intentionally bluff them, but most of them were innocent blunders.

Here are some examples of bold mistakes we also must have committed in our course of taming English.


He is a girl.

The bowels are a, e, i, o, u and...
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were آپ 3 hours ago?
2. Who are آپ in love with?
3. Have آپ ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything گلابی within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time آپ went to the mall?
6. Are آپ wearing socks right now?
7. Do آپ have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time آپ drove out of town?
9. Have آپ been to the فلمیں in the last 5 days?
10. Are آپ hot?
11. What was the last thing آپ had to drink?
12. What are آپ wearing right now?
13. Do آپ wash your car یا let the car wash do it?
14. Last food that آپ ate?
15. Where were آپ last week...
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Hetalia Axis Powers
Hetalia World Series
Hetalia Beautiful World
Hetalia World Twinkle
Naruto Shippuden
Attack on Titan
My Hero Academia
Food Wars
Code Geass
Sweetness and Lightning
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Zombie Land Saga
Guilty Crown
Cowboy Bebop
Tokyo Ghoul
No Game No Life
The Devil's is a part Timer
Kamisama Kiss
My Little Monster
Ouran High School Host Club
Soul Eater
Death Note
Vampire Knight
Blue Excoist
Sword Art Online
Darling in the Franxx
Death Parade
The Saga of Tanya the Evil
Is it Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon?
KonoSuba; God's Blessing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards سے طرف کی an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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((This is a highly requested مضمون of mine that I decided to instead make a research paper for my Senior Exit Project in my school. It was delayed this much because I had to turn it in, have it checked for plagiarism, then have it graded before putting it up. I also got a bit lazy at the end since I was busy XD I hope آپ enjoy and take some important things away from this.))


Birds, we all love them. From their beautiful feathers to the funny ویڈیوز of parrots playing with toys to their wonderful ability to speak, birds, and parrots in specific, seem like the one of the best pets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Please select a پرستار fiction.

The Racer: link

Two ponies are fed up with being poor, and set out to win a series of races. If they win, all of their troubles will be over.

Applejack's Double Life: link

When bad ponies lead سے طرف کی Flim, and Flam threaten to take over Braeburn's farm in Appleloosa سے طرف کی force, there's only one ٹٹو to count on. From St. Foalis, to Ponyville, then back to Appleloosa, Applejack, and Braeburn team up to fight for what's rightfully theirs. Enjoy this classic western from 2013.

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posted by Canada24
Witch fate would be worst?

Sure, it SOUNDS fun.. Half man, half wolf.
But آپ have no control of your actions.. Each full moon, آپ can not escape your fate, unless your in the Harry Potter world, where آپ can take your medicine.. But that isn't a cure, it just stops the transformations.. And from what we know from AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, the کہا transformation is slow, and EXTREMELY painful.. Imagine your bones extending, your face stretching longer, your teeth growing sharp, and your body feeling like's on fire, throughout it all.. Each full moon, آپ are no longer...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the queen of sarcasm, آپ don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"

My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"

My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"

What's an appropriate site for a 13 سال old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"

Can آپ get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.

Why are babies ugly at first?
"How about you...
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One can even wear it in daytime the light effect will automatically disappear and in the night blooming parties one can even look stunning unique amazing colourful gorgeous سے طرف کی wearing this new look.

One of the most amazing things about LEDs is that they give آپ endless options when it comes to color and lighting effects. Adding lights to an ordinary piece of clothing lends that لباس, پوشاک transformative, chameleon-like powers.

In designing this Day-to-Night Light سکرٹ, گھیرنا Girls wanted to find a simple way to use LEDs to create something that could go from a normal piece of clothing to a festive دکھائیں stopper at the touch of a button.

سے طرف کی using a pre-programmed LED chip from Cool Neon that can be controlled سے طرف کی remote, A girl can easily avoided the need for arduino coding, making this project quite a simple one.

Girls can also used a new kind of LED strip that just became available: fully addressable rgb side emitting led strip.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude تبصرے to yourself. I hope آپ like it and please tell me what آپ think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. Love him یا hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
Don't mess with this monkey.

Footage from a security camera is کہا to دکھائیں a young man in Shimla, India, giving the finger to one of the area's famously belligerent monkeys. And as آپ might expect, the monkey is having none of it.

It drop kicks the man right in the head, knocking him to the ground.

The man, however, appears to be OK after the attack as he gets up and walks off.

Shimla's monkeys are known to cause problems for both tourists and locals visiting the Jakhoo temple, which is dedicated to the monkey god Hanuman.

"The monkeys of Shimla are not pleasant animals, they roam around in gangs...
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posted by PeacefulCritic
Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia Halloween classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline یا Coraline whichever one آپ prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...
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posted by chrystea
آپ will need an object(you can carry),a yellow یا white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a منٹ then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
posted by GDragon612
1) Go into a phone store, look at the sales person, hold out a کیلا and tell them آپ want to upgrade to an apple.

2) On New Years Eve at 11: 55 order a پیزا then at 12:01, New
Year's day, call and complain I ordered this last year!

3) Go into a public restroom then after a few seconds, yell "LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!" then drop something heavy into the toilet.

4) Order a پیزا 3 منٹ before new سال and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn سال ago" and scream in frustration.

5) Go into a supermarket, and in the produce section, find a pineapple. Grab it and shake...
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posted by new2
First Of All I like to Give examples of what i'm talking about
EX: Shall I like Miley cyrus for climb then i should like her personality ,taking all the package .
She Got nude آگے in future Shall I still support her to death
یا Why?

other point people
there are different genres of موسیقی ,but teenager یا شائقین go for pop most of all.
Like MJ شائقین
When i checked his song i didn't get amazed ,it's like reading newspaper it's not arranged like regular songs
Most of his songs he screams out loud ,not a song ,it's مزید like shouting in streets.
&his شائقین are crazy ,love every single stuff about him

I Didn't Mean to Insult anybody Just Thinking

Why I can't get respectable دکھائیں یا artist

why there is nudity ?

یا fame depends on that
wear unsuitable clothes یا grabbing crotch .
سے طرف کی telling me it was a دکھائیں & they were acting only
how i can believe reality?
Why I Should accept that?

I fed up with all of that