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posted by karpach_13
Men don't rule the world!!!
Men don't rule the world!!!

If men really ruled the world,

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A ذائقہ, مارنا to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em اگلے time" would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in آل, علیہ السّلام یا lager.

3. Valentine's دن would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Groundhog Day, if آپ saw your shadow, you'd get the دن off to go drinking. Mother's دن too.

5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

6. Garbage would take itself out.

7. Regis and Kathy...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, ویڈیوز and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i love my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones آپ see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they love their haters, and sometimes I think "if آپ love your haters, then why do آپ hate back?" seriously....
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posted by InvaderCynder
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posted by disneyboy122
I was falling and wished this was a dream. It was real. I was hurdling down at speeds unimaginable. I saw the clouds rolling سے طرف کی and the sky get further and further away. I closed my eyes and could see the life that seemed to pass سے طرف کی so quickly. I knew I couldn't stop myself as I still hurdled toword my death. I knew this was the end. my life wasn't so great. why should I suffer anymore. I smiled as the ground got closer and closer until finally we met. My time has come and nothing was left. Sorrow takes many ways. The way it took this time was death.
K so me and my sister are wrting a book and we really want it to be published یا made into a tv show, but we want the tv thing مزید so me and her stayed up ALL night and thought up of an opening 4 the first episode. so i'll write it and PLEASE tell me wat آپ think and if you'd want to here مزید یا see this on your tv, so here it is:
(opens in on 3 sleeping teen girls) (Izzy wakes up and does jumping jacks, splits, and a flip)
"Ella! I NEED my slingshot!!" Izzy کہا to Ella. "No! Your not flinging Alyssa with rocks again!" Ella said. "Yeah! i still have bruces for that!" Alyssa said. "Well Im...
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posted by Yama
I stepped out for the very first time, after this there was no going back. I told them I wanted to do this. Now I was regretting it... Big time. I was doing this for me and them it was for my own good. They will probably miss me as much as I'll miss them. Why did I agree to اقدام away? Far away. Austrailia is so far away from Liverpool. I will miss my دوستوں other than Emily who is coming with me. I wonder if she is feeling the same way as me. Life was so complicated for me.
I looked back to see my father and my mother putting on brave faces. I wonder how they felt seeing me go away for two...
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posted by LocalArtistist
Again Disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.

There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her چندن falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.

(Have yet to find how she dies.)
posted by adaug
I got this joke from a "Weekend Shopper"ad paper

Mrs.Smith saw one of her students making faces at other kids.She walked over there and said"Billy,
When I make a face,my teacher always کہا it would
stay that way."she said"Well Mrs Smith.You can't say
آپ weren't warned!"Billy replied

posted by samuraibond005
I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains یا dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat رائفل rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, یا even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy سے طرف کی the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going ہوم afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...
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OK, this مضمون is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had کہا that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few برداشت, ریچھ prints, and started to wander...
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posted by ilovetowrite
there's something
steals your دل and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes آپ away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave آپ away
apart from آپ way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what آپ love for sure
it will come closer مزید and مزید
it doesn't let آپ look for
what آپ are searching for
i کہا again what do آپ want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
آپ should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away
posted by smileypop9
Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 4. :DDDDDDDDD

TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing babies one.
Doesn't it annoy آپ when you're watching your fave دکھائیں on telly, someone is about to die یا something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. آپ know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.

Or those annoying My Little ٹٹو adverts. Who the hell would...
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posted by Lady10358

Step 1. Find a random phone number in the phone book.
Step 2. Call the person.
Step 3. Say "I want a pepperoni pizza!" And wait to see what happens.


Step 1. When آپ walk in the neighborhood Bet your friend that they can stand on one foot for a SUPER long time.
Step 2. While they do it, knock on some grouchy neighbor's door.
Step 3. Run and leave your friend confused!

1. Credit: Me

2. Credit: Google.com


posted by Insane4ever
So,this is my first of maybe many مضامین that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing

so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......

Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i کہا astronouts how do آپ think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first بیل in space was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good دوستوں Collin Mc Moo,Milky chocolate and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents بیل Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.

Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank آپ for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
posted by moodystuff449
Chapter 6:

An Old Enemy, a New Ally

Though Ashtaroth and I went back and forth on for quite a while, I finally gave in to going to sleep and continuing in the morning. It would have been nearly pitch black if I couldn't see in the dark. I sat with my back against the brick دیوار of the alley staring up at the stars. The milky white outline of the Moon stood out completely against the murky ink-black sky. It was a thin crescent moon, as thin as thread. I was up so late that I had actually watched the moon as it traveled across the sky. The air was cold and crisp and every time آپ breathed frost...
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posted by aitypw
A young relationship can never last long,
To get through some days, آپ must be strong.
Should have listened to the words my دوستوں gave me,
Too late,puppy love got a grip of my دل and raped me.
I still like him and wish it would get through,
I screwed, so what, whatcha gonna do.
You know what they say, opposites attract,
Too bad with same minds no time to react.
Too much in common with too little time,
Sitting here wishing you'd still be mine.
If I'd have waited just a little bit longer,
The relationship would grow, friendship be stronger.
Never realize the precious time that love takes,
Cause the...
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As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's دن time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get ہوم so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it ہوم in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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 Brought to آپ سے طرف کی trent-lover123
Brought to you by trent-lover123
Nurse:I didn't do any thing yet???
Nurse:your leg is....

Alexa:every thing your eyes آپ mouth your four head well every thing...
Alexa:are آپ sure are آپ really sure about that?
*Alexa is blushing*
Alexa:your so flattering Ichigo.
*still blushing*
ALEXA:oh just stop it your making me blush....
*Ichigo starts blushing*
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Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombone کے, ٹرومباونی to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky یا disgusting, like melted chocolate یا a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand یا went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The سٹار, ستارہ Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A لومڑی has been unmasked as the mystery thief of مزید than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities کہا Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's ماند, خلوت خانہ and found a trove of جوتے, جوتا down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," کہا a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen ہے, وساان چرا لیا, چوری کی them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.