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The Moment Of Death:
1. The دل stops.
2. The skin gets tight and ashen in color.
3. All the muscles relax.
4. The bladder and bowels empty.
5. The body temperature begins to drop 1 1/2 degrees Fahrenheit per hour.

After 30 minutes:
6. The skin gets purple and waxy.
7. The lips, fingernails, and toenails fade to a pale color.
8. Blood pools at the bottom of the body.
9. The hands and feet turn blue.
10. The eyes sink into the skull.

After 4 hours:
11. Rigor mortis has set in.
12. The purpling of the skin and the pooling of the blood continue.
13. Rigor continues to tighten muscles for another...
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posted by Nein-Nein
Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a مقبول place for suicides , The forest is a مقبول place for suicides, reportedly the most مقبول in Japan and سیکنڈ in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours سے طرف کی hooking a camcorder کی, camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by Usui--takumi
I'm Against death penalty. Looking at the death penalty system in action, آپ realize that the only purpose it serves is retribution یا revenge, it is seriously (and intrinsically) flawed in application and that there is a serious and continuing risk of executing innocent people. And, it costs much مزید than life in prison.
130 people wrong fully convicted people were sentenced to death and were lucky to be exonerated and released, eventually. DNA, available in less than 10% of all homicides, can’t guarantee we won’t execute innocent people. If someone is convicted and later found innocent...
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posted by someone_save_me
Beauty is our weapon against nature; سے طرف کی it we make objects, giving them limit, symmetry, proportion. Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.
Camille Paglia

Break a vase, and the love that reassembles the fragments is stronger than that love which took its symmetry for granted when it was whole.
Derek Walcott

Guided only سے طرف کی their feeling for symmetry, simplicity, and generality, and an indefinable sense of the fitness of things, creative mathematicians now, as in the past, are inspired سے طرف کی the art of mathematics rather than سے طرف کی any prospect of ultimate usefulness.
E. T. گھنٹی, بیل

I don't...
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended سے طرف کی this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If آپ have a reason for a دکھائیں I put تبصرہ and I might add it(ill give credit about it to آپ because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long reading right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen یا any interesting...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a بیل so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize بیل for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact آپ to drive out after me and haul it home.”

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects...
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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Don't say we are bitches unless u want our brothers to come after u.

2. If we say we love u u better say it back یا u better بتھ, مرغابی and run.

3. If u hit us trust me when i say u just drove into fuckville.

4. When we ask u to "give us some space" u better get as far as u can.

5. If u cheat on us u may want to hide and stay hiden.

6. *4 middle school kids* If آپ want to get serious like in بستر serious u have to be jokeing یا high یا SOMETHING!

7. If we say we're pissed off keep the hell out of our way.

8. *keep in mind* never and i mean NEVER say that we need to calm down.

9. *important* NEVER TELL US WHAT TO DO! NEVER!!!

10. Be sure to remind us that we're beautiful because we can be insecure.

11. When we ask if these pants make our butts look big AWAYS SAY NO!!

12. Sometimes we just want to be huged یا some wa to know u love us.
Being locked in a walk-in closet must get boring...

Somethings to do to pass time;

- پار, صلیب dress.

- Make faces in the mirror.

- Make a mannequin out of something, dress it up, and throw a چائے party.

- See how long آپ can walk in the most uncomfortable shoes.

- Dress in the opposite of your style.

- Try to touch the ceiling.

- [Like a pile of leaves] Make a pile of clothes and run and dive into it.

- See which clothes are edible.

- See if آپ find anything misc. that really just shouldn't be in a closet.

- If آپ do, lay it all out and try to see what it does.

- Make ropes سے طرف کی tying shirts/pants/dresses together, and hang them from the ceiling, and سوئنگ, جھول from one to another, yelling like Tarzan.

- Reorganize سے طرف کی colour.
posted by ilovepenguins
1) If love is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should آپ believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that dogs love to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at آپ if آپ blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a درخت falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the پینٹاگون, گون were...
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posted by jedigal1990
okay i decided to write an مضمون to grip about things on here that really bug me if آپ don't like it deal with it

okay number one grip
- i know i already wrote an مضمون about this but my number one gripe on here is people posting twilight جنک, فضول on this spot and other nontwilight spots seriously and then آپ wonder why we get upset believe it یا not some of us don't like twilight so اقدام on and keep it where it belongs thats all i will say about that

second gripe
- people who complain about people's bad grammer یا spelling we are not in a fucking english class so who cares stop bugging...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule سے طرف کی mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a مفن, چپاتی at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...
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posted by moo000
1. Wait for a rainy day. Por paper confetti into sombodys closed umbrella and wait for them to go outside and open it.

2. Use a pin to prick a hole near the سب, سب سے اوپر of sombodys drinking straw.

3. Find an old rag. Put a coin on the floor and stand near by. When people come along and try to pick up the coin rip the rag so they think they have torn their pants.

4. When a friend is drinking a can of something fizzy, wait untill they are not looking and poor in some sugar. The sugar will make the drink froth up and poor out of the can.

5. Keep sending your frends on fool's erands. - this means asking them...
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Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with آپ
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until آپ find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit آپ first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of آپ shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give آپ a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack davenport نے, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...
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Here is some interesting facts on the people who really have an impact on the world - digital یا not - as we know it.

Bill Gates

1977, the سال he would have graduated from Harvard if he hadn't dropped out. He was 22 at the time. Bill Gates currently has a personal wealth estimated at a net worth of $42 billion dollars.

The Wright Brothers

Neither of the inventors of the airplane received high school diplomas. Orville, the younger brother, dropped out of high school in his junior سال to open a printing business. Wilbur completed his four years of high school, but due to a family move, never received...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, سب, سب سے اوپر Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines سب, سب سے اوپر Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...
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It all started back in November of 2013 - I finally received a new cellphone, a Nokia Lumina 520, and along with it, I finally got my own میل ای account and password.
While it was nice having those, I didn't really use them, not even to make a Facebook account. However, in Christmas of that year, while watching some YouTube videos, it suddenly dawned on me: I could use the میل ای and ورڈ پاس to create my own Google account and تبصرہ on YouTube videos. I liked reading other people's تبصرے (When they were not rude.) and I wanted to do it, myself.
After creating my Google account, I immediately...
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This فہرست is about the characters from Johnny Depp's Alice in Wonderland films. The 2010 and 2016 Alice films have various enjoyable characters. Everybody on the فہرست except for the سب, سب سے اوپر 2 is in alphabetical order. I hope آپ enjoy the فہرست and feel free to mention your پسندیدہ characters from the 2010 and 2016 Alice films.

Cheshire Cat

The Cheshire Cat was briefly a rival of the Hatter, but the Cheshire Cat turned out to be a useful and amusing character. Also he has a nice voice.

Dormouse

In گزشتہ versions of Alice in Wonderland the Dormouse was a sleepy guy, but the Dormouse is a heroic...
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posted by twinklestar11
Sir Pham turned around, as he then got knocked over. Sir Pham shot magic at them, but missed.

Sir Pham stood, laughing his head off, “you brats trying to destroy me? آپ will be destroyed if آپ even try me! And too bad! Your magical دوستوں are dead! So is Cameron!”

Sam gaped at him, suddenly realizing that all the magical creatures had been killed. They were all innocent animals, just trying to protect Cameron, and now they were dead, because of him.
    
“You won’t get away with this!” Sam yelled, opening her wings.

She flew high above Sir Pham. “I bet آپ can’t...
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