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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I am bisexual
2.I مککا, عجیب الخلقت hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I love emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If آپ want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in love with Death
11.Death is in love with me
12.I love horror and gororr movies
13.I like tattoos and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If آپ ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card یا anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know آپ love me if آپ listen to my music,even if آپ hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast
posted by jedigal1990
okay i decided to write an مضمون to grip about things on here that really bug me if آپ don't like it deal with it

okay number one grip
- i know i already wrote an مضمون about this but my number one gripe on here is people posting twilight جنک, فضول on this spot and other nontwilight spots seriously and then آپ wonder why we get upset believe it یا not some of us don't like twilight so اقدام on and keep it where it belongs thats all i will say about that

second gripe
- people who complain about people's bad grammer یا spelling we are not in a fucking english class so who cares stop bugging...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:

A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."

"Now available in multi-packs."

"Open seven days a week and weekends."

"People are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

"Watch your heads."

"No trespassing without permission."

"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."

"If آپ can't read this, it's time to wash your car."

"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."

"We buy جنک, فضول and sell antiques."

P.S. آپ can tell مزید in your comments.
posted by latinlover
artist: All Time Low
Song: Stella
Album: Nothing Personal


3pm On my feet and staggering
Through misplaced words and a sinking feeling
I got carried away
Sick, Sick of sleeping on the floor
Another night another score
I'm jaded, bottles breaking

You're only happy when I'm wasted
I point my finger but I just can't place it
Feels like I'm falling in love
When I'm falling to the bathroom floor
I remember how آپ tasted
I've had آپ so many times- lets face it
Feels like I'm falling in love alone
Stella would آپ take me home?
Stella would آپ take me home?

2am I'm on a blackout binge again
You know...
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posted by E-Scope90
I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.

Approximately 1-2% of humans, یا about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into vampires after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red یا blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” یا during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Sometimes, well most of the time, there are pervs out there. Especially here, on Fanpop. Mostly on the Random spot. The perverted jokes can be funny, I mean, most of us are teens and very horny. But when it comes to constantly posting these horrible answers, it goes too far and people get mad. But that's what they want. To me, that person that keeps making those accounts (and آپ know who آپ are)is sick. Maybe it's boredom, maybe childish, but it has gone too far. Stating those offensive things is wrong, especially when someone makes fun of another. I understand that people are pervs and آپ can't really do anything about it, but it doesn't make it right! I apologize to whoever has been hurt سے طرف کی this certain person that is currently posting horrible things. This is my first time actually getting involved but it's sickening! I, and probably a lot of you, am tired of it! I just had to post my opinion about this...
1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man یا YMCA
5. مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on سب, سب سے اوپر of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and مککا, عجیب الخلقت all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus یا Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
posted by musicfanaticXD
I was reading the Wal-Mart مضمون and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the تبصرے section!


1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read سوالات aloud, debate your جوابات with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that آپ can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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so, this started out as an میل ای to my friend, but it just kept going on and on and on so i decided to write a book. what is this book about آپ might ask? well, since آپ asked, i shall tell آپ . this is a book about absolutely nothing. so i hope آپ enjoy.

oh and if you're in the middle of something, آپ should probably not read this, cos its really really really long. and this is just a preview!

This Is The Almighty, Great, Incredible Book Of Nothing‼‼

so i stayed ہوم today and i made this big giant slide دکھائیں like summarizing all the twilight کتابیں and its rlly cool and has pics and...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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٩(^‿^)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃) ◕‿◕ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̮͡๏)۶ =^.^=
(•‿•) ó‿ó ¢‿¢ ٩◔‿◔۶ ಠ◡ಠ ༺‿༻ (^L^)
♥‿♥ ◙‿◙ ●‿● ^( '‿' )^ ^‿^ ❀‿❀ 乂◜◬◝乂
{◕ ◡ ◕} (。◕‿◕。) ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘ ◃┆◉◡◉┆▷ (▰˘◡˘▰)
< (^^,) > q(❂‿❂)p <【☯】‿【☯】> |◔◡◉| ⊂◉‿◉つ
✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌ ۹⌤_⌤۹ ⎝⎲⏝⏝⎲⎠ ⎝⓿⏝⓿⎠ ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
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posted by SymmaGirl2
آپ can only live once, but if آپ do it right, once is enough. -Mae West

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. -Albert Einstein

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -Robert Frost

It is better to be hated for what آپ are than loved for what آپ are not. -André Gide

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. -J.K. Rowling

Sometimes the سوالات are difficult but the جوابات are simple. -Dr. Seuss

Everything آپ can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science...
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posted by jblovesme4ever
[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add مزید on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ موسیقی vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...
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Part 2 of zombie survival

1. "Borrow" the car of your dreams.
2. Challenge yourself to get a مزید entertaining zombie kill each week.
3. Make a collection of anything.
4. Get a hobby. (besides zombie killing.)
5. Vandalize something that آپ despise.
6. (If it hasn't happened already) free the animals from zoo's.
7. Make دوستوں with a cute little puppy.
8. Go to the place where your پسندیدہ movie was filmed.
9. Wear whatever آپ think is fashionable.
10. Try to do something impossible.
11. Trash a شخصیات مشہور house.
12. Die your hair a different color everyday.
13. Take a mini-vacation from...
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posted by lexidude92
Everyone is sitting on a سوفی, لٹانا (being bored)

Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv یا go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, آپ can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because....
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posted by misscrazel
Why are so many people so mean? Why is there child abuse?
I noticed something strange at school. When someone cries no one asks them what's wrong. They'll point it out to others, but no one does anything. It's almost like they're afraid. I wondered why they didn't say anything later, but I didn't either. I think sometimes people don't want to interfere یا maybe it's because no one else does something. Then again humans could just be cold hearted and ignorant.
People shouldn't feel so sad that they harm themselves یا others. People shouldn't be so cruel as to let others feel that way.
Almost everyone experiences depression in their life.
posted by Bluekait
What a kiss means.....

+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me آپ love me
+ Arms around the Waist = I love آپ too much to let go


+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If آپ were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in Love
posted by Nein-Nein
 Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the موسیقی publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter یا a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...
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posted by fanizzle
My fuckin Little ٹٹو be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 سے طرف کی tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most حالیہ generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil ٹٹو was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty ٹٹو toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little ٹٹو was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, سے طرف کی Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' سے طرف کی Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I love this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I love the way
ed told her " i will give آپ half of my
life if آپ give me half yours". Than
winry کہا "how about i give آپ all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...
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A comedic spin on pop culture vampires and scary فلمیں in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I love this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a دکھائیں that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I love this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I love the characters. It's interesting and funny, I love that its not a typical Disney comedy and I love that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)