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posted by edwardcarlisle
10
Well, as the عنوان says, this is a فہرست of stupid سوالات people has asked to themeselves sometime on their lifetimes.

There are others that are not questions, but still are like some sort of extra information.

Hope آپ enjoy!

- Which is another word for synonym?

- Why isn't there cat food with ماؤس flavor?

- How can Donald have nephews if he doesn't even have siblings?

- Adam and Eve had navels.

- Why when someone is being called سے طرف کی the phone, he/she starts to walk around as an idiot?

- Why if swimming is so good for losing weight, whales are so fat?

- If wool shrinks with the water, why do sheeps...
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So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! آپ couldn't tell the difference between گلابی and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have آپ ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why گلابی has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!

But once آپ venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An...
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posted by misscrazel
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I realized I loved Ashley a while ago. We were onstage and my microphone cut out. I was forced to use Ashley’s until mine was fixed. For just a moment our lips brushed together and I realized I loved him.
                        ***    
It was the end of Valentine’s Day. I wished I could get something for Ashley. Maybe اگلے سال I would be braver. I was alone in my room when I decided to call Ashley. I wouldn’t tell him I loved him yet, I just wanted...
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Looking for a laugh?
Say no more, look no further! :{D


1.
Two guys are taking the subway. One of them had a bunch of bananas and a jar of musterd. He peeled a banana, dipped it in the mustard and threw it out of the window. The other guy looked at him weird, but decided not to say anything. After a منٹ یا two, he did the same thing. Peeled the banana, put it in the mustard, and threw it out of the subway train!
"Why on Earth are آپ doing that." the guy said.
"Hell, do you like bananas with mustard?"

2.
Two guys, Buck and Jamie, were sitting with Mindy, Jamie's girlfriend, in a bar chatting. Buck...
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posted by LinaHarrow
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6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the گھنٹی, بیل (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
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Yay! girls,these days short hair is in. But if آپ have just cut your hair short and آپ don't know how to style it, it can be a challenge. Today we have some tips for آپ :D

Very Short:

This would be like the cut that Emma Watson has. It is a cut that gives the face a mysterious look to it. All your can do with a cut this short is style it a bit with gel, یا play around with the badg if آپ have them. آپ need to be sure that آپ want this look, because once you've got it, there is little آپ can do about it.

Medium-Short Hair:

This is a good option for those who want to try out short hair but...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel مچھلی and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel مچھلی could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a تلاش as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two دوستوں riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a ٹٹو with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red لومڑی is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by laspanglish
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there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious دل all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
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found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris پار, صلیب (criss-cross)
Chris P. بیکن (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
Richard...
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posted by Invincible321
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1. Spend time with your family.
2. Eat a cupcake.
3. Blast your پسندیدہ song.
4. Make a snow angel.
5. Smile.
6. Dance.
7. Go somewhere new.
8. Watch the stars.
9. Laugh.
10. Be silly.
11. Sing out loud.
12. Watch the sunset/sunrise.
13. Read a good book.
14. Bake and lick the spoon.
15. Have a water fight.
16. Stay up all night.
17. Jump on a trampoline.
18. Run in the rain.
19. Tell a joke.
20. Tell someone آپ love them and mean it.
21. Watch a scary movie.
22. Watch a storm.
23. Watch cartoons.
24. Hang out with your friends.
25. Walk around in bare feet.
26. Build a sandcastle and then destroy it.
27. Go to the...
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Skeeter:Faith,Everyone knows you're a maid,but,do they know the real you?
Faith:No ma'am
Skeeter:Exactly!So I wanna write about maids!Do آپ think آپ could help me?
Faith:Well...I don't know...Yes.
Skeeter:THANK YOU!!!When do آپ want to start?
Faith:Tomorrow at five...See آپ then Ms. Skeeter.
I ran ہوم as fast as I could...Only to find out that it was time for رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and Maybelle and her family were there.
Skeeter:So mom...I got my subject for my book today!
Jenna:Oh?Who?
Skeeter:Faith,the maid
Maybelle:(laughs)Oh honey,The only truth you'll get outta her is that she is a lonely slob!
That whole table...
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posted by ilovetowrite
How do آپ find motivation to exercise when آپ just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this سوال every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help آپ with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by EllentheStrange
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1.I am bisexual
2.I مککا, عجیب الخلقت hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I love emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If آپ want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in love with Death
11.Death is in love with me
12.I love horror and gororr movies
13.I like tattoos and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If آپ ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card یا anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know آپ love me if آپ listen to my music,even if آپ hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast
posted by jedigal1990
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okay i decided to write an مضمون to grip about things on here that really bug me if آپ don't like it deal with it

okay number one grip
- i know i already wrote an مضمون about this but my number one gripe on here is people posting twilight جنک, فضول on this spot and other nontwilight spots seriously and then آپ wonder why we get upset believe it یا not some of us don't like twilight so اقدام on and keep it where it belongs thats all i will say about that

second gripe
- people who complain about people's bad grammer یا spelling we are not in a fucking english class so who cares stop bugging...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:

1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."

2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."

3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."

4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."

6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."

7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."

8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If آپ can't read this, it's time to wash your car."

9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."

10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy جنک, فضول and sell antiques."

P.S. آپ can tell مزید in your comments.
posted by latinlover
1
artist: All Time Low
Song: Stella
Album: Nothing Personal

Lyrics:

3pm On my feet and staggering
Through misplaced words and a sinking feeling
I got carried away
Sick, Sick of sleeping on the floor
Another night another score
I'm jaded, bottles breaking

[Chorus:]
You're only happy when I'm wasted
I point my finger but I just can't place it
Feels like I'm falling in love
When I'm falling to the bathroom floor
I remember how آپ tasted
I've had آپ so many times- lets face it
Feels like I'm falling in love alone
Stella would آپ take me home?
Stella would آپ take me home?

2am I'm on a blackout binge again
You know...
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posted by E-Scope90
I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, یا about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into vampires after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red یا blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” یا during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
14
Sometimes, well most of the time, there are pervs out there. Especially here, on Fanpop. Mostly on the Random spot. The perverted jokes can be funny, I mean, most of us are teens and very horny. But when it comes to constantly posting these horrible answers, it goes too far and people get mad. But that's what they want. To me, that person that keeps making those accounts (and آپ know who آپ are)is sick. Maybe it's boredom, maybe childish, but it has gone too far. Stating those offensive things is wrong, especially when someone makes fun of another. I understand that people are pervs and آپ can't really do anything about it, but it doesn't make it right! I apologize to whoever has been hurt سے طرف کی this certain person that is currently posting horrible things. This is my first time actually getting involved but it's sickening! I, and probably a lot of you, am tired of it! I just had to post my opinion about this...
1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man یا YMCA
5. مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on سب, سب سے اوپر of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and مککا, عجیب الخلقت all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus یا Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"