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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic قوس قزح is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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Hi! :)
Here are the سب, سب سے اوپر ten to impress the guy آپ like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what آپ want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its مزید important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my دوستوں heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she کہا thanks...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, یا being a creep, آپ will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks آپ can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell آپ where I fucking live so we can fuck random strangers.

Stranger: آپ like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: آپ ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, یا copy everything they say.
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
posted by thatguywashot
1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray dogs in کوٹ closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet موسیقی with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person اگلے to it: "Is this نشست SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant ساحل سمندر, بیچ ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten منٹ before it starts, find...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own فہرست of سب, سب سے اوپر Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So آپ no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An مالٹا, نارنگی is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?...
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Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für ماند, خلوت خانہ Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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"Sometimes آپ wanna give up cause آپ dont think that آپ can make it. But in the end you'll be ok. Things will come and go.

You have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, اقدام on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside آپ hurts, آپ just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when آپ think آپ had all آپ can take, just stick up your head and know that آپ will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not...
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I've been meaning to make this مضمون for a while and now I've finally gotten to it. I've done my پسندیدہ couples فہرست before but it was always with animated couples but now I'm not just limiting my فہرست to animated couples. I'm going to include all fictional couples. Please تبصرہ but keep in mind that this is all just my honest opinion.

10.Odette and Derek (The سوان, ہنس Princess)
 "Well, there آپ have it.. everlasting love...."
"Well, there آپ have it.. everlasting love...."

With Odette and Derek, yes they don't get a long at first and fight over the years but there are subtle hints to them secretly liking each other. I mean,...
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I'm on Youtube everyday, so here's a سب, سب سے اوپر 15 فہرست of my favourite Youtube channels! ♥



15. Chonny (Kpopchonny, mychonny etc.)

This is a guy of several accounts but they all count as one to me, the all-funny Chonny! Hilarious skits, always get a laugh with his vids.



14. Lizz

Lizz has an absolutely beautiful voice and I adore her lyrics she creates for some of my favourite songs/soundtracks.



13. Sawyer7mage

This guy is ace! He has always been my go-to guy when it came to rewiews and discussions regarding Naruto. Informative and funny. Win-win.



12. yourmoviesucks

This guy gives awesome...
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posted by GDragon612
1) Go to a public place, and say "Idiot! Look at me!" see how many people look at you, they are now an idiot.
2) TRY TO LICK YOUR ELBOW!!!
3) Get up during class and just sit on the floor.
4) Give money to children in need.
5) Go up to your friend and say vioces tell me things evil things.
6) Do what آپ want.
7) Look at the person sitting اگلے to آپ until they laugh.
8) Put on red face paint, then walk around in public mumbling to yourself loudly 'No one wants to PLAY with me'.
9) Go to any store and carry a hammer. Sing wrecking ball to anyone that walks by.
10) Pretend your a doll and yell this...
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posted by nmdis
"Quiet"


I hear what you're not saying
It's driving me crazy
It's like we stopped breathing in this room
We're both last to be leaving
I know what you're thinking
I wish you'd make your اقدام

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm hearing myself thinking too clear
It's too quiet in here
Make it all go away
Why can't we break this silence
Finally

It's like آپ know where I'm going
آپ follow me ہوم but
I never invite آپ inside
I see what you're not دکھانا
I've got آپ alone but
The air is so still it's weird

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm...
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 foamy
foamy
It was late afternoon. Foamy had just woken up. He was at the door. “ah. Time for a nice دن of ranting.” he کہا as he opened the door. When he saw his surroundings he freaked out. “what the h@#$!?” this isn't my neighborhood!i need a lawyer! Where is my lawyer!?” Pilz-E walked out of another house. “What's with all the noise Foamy?” he asked. “Stop popping pills and look around آپ a%$hole!” Foamy replied. Pilz-E looked around and gasped. “you're right Foamy. This isn't where we live!” Foamy rolled his eyes and کہا sarcastically “gee, I never would've guessed, retard!”...
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I am a god at this...

1)Ask the most randomest سوال to a stranger, but seriously-like and then laugh, but than go back to serious
2) randomly when آپ have to go to the bathroom yell "BATHROOM!" and run to it as fast as u can, waving ur arms around
3)When in the bathroom, dance for half n گھنٹہ and then when ur parents say "is it goin all right in there?" say "NOOOOOO!"
4)When ur in a pool get up from the water and say "I CNT BREATH!!!"
5) When someone asks for آپ to do something say "YO MAMA!" and run away (i do tht all the time)
6)At school spaz out and than when آپ get calm fall out of you...
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1.    When a stranger helps me pick up something I accidentally dropped
2.    When the DJ plays a song I requested
3.    Reading my old diaries/journals
4.    Hearing good results from the dentist
5.    Coming ہوم after being away for a while
6.    The fresh feeling after I wash my face
7.    Getting in line before it gets long
8.    Being in the car while its going through an electric car wash
9.    Finding out your having...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
In life, there will always be people that آپ don't like, that don't like you. But that's one of the challenges in life, being the bigger person, not letting someone else destroy your life.

For instance, there's two students in a class. The first one is attractive, popular. They're a horrible person, yet they have the school wound round their little finger.
The سیکنڈ student however, is the most beautiful person inside. They're intelligent, natural, yet they're unpopular, and don't have a lot of friends.
The teacher has a seating plan, and has put these two students اگلے to eachother. The first...
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posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when آپ want to get kicked out of the DMV. سے طرف کی Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy اگلے to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over سے طرف کی a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people اگلے to آپ look at آپ funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down اگلے to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your پسندیدہ دکھائیں the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big دکھائیں number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Ok this is what i do when i like a boy so just saying NOT AN EXPERT!if some of آپ do the same thing say so in your comments. if this helps آپ guys, GREAT! if anyone has any سوالات most likely i will be مزید than happy to help ok here it goes.....ps dont make fun of my spelling ok NOW here it goes.....
1)i twirl my hair between my fingers
2)i constantly look at them (corner of my eye not ful-on-makes-you-think-im-a-stalker-chick look)yet when they are talking to me i act shy and look at their shoes
3)i laugh even when they're jokes are stupid
4)i get real nervous when they are around and act...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Hi. I hate you. And آپ know why? آپ have no respect for others. آپ say that you're a 'good kid'. Good kid my ass! آپ are the meanest, most cold hearted person I've ever met in my whole life. آپ insult everyone,tease everyone, and make such horrible sarcastic remarks. The only people you're nice to are the ones who make آپ popular. Well, I'm not falling for that bagload of shit. آپ might have called me selfish, آپ might've called me an attention whore, but I still have my personality. You're the attention whore over here. آپ try to get attention, even if it envolves getting in trouble....
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posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal پسندیدہ of mine) یا a مزید scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell آپ a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe آپ can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when آپ apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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