As I stare listlessly into the mirror, the fuzzy image that gazes back at me is someone I barely recognize. But I do. They say prison causes profound changes in a man, and the most extraordinary stem from the most incredible circumstances. That man in the mirror has undergone an unimaginable plethora of alterations because he is the absolute worst thing one can be in prison: an innocent man.

I detect the bitterness in his hazel eyes, the constant worry that wrinkles his forehead, the anxiety that sets his jaw like cement and the frustration that has lightened his hair from brown to salty beige....

I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if آپ like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because آپ have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The اگلے دن the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told آپ “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The اگلے دن again he calls again and once مزید asks to speak to his boss, سے طرف کی this time the wife is getting...

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she کہا
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with آپ has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block آپ out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just آپ and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the...

I struggle to find my way back home,
Through the snow that clouds my vision.
Gasping for breath,
Watching the smoke wafting away,
I feel something strike me…
Something so strong, so light,
Just like the kiss آپ gave me,
On my dreariest days…

Very soon, pain strikes me at the same place,
Where your love struck me once.
Reflexively, my brain retains them -
Those memories that make me live,
Those memories that make me die.
I see you, baby, although my vision is hazy,
I see your smile, and feel the warmth
That made me smile, and now, that makes me cry!

I was like a lonely lion,
Wandering with no aim, no...

    Staggering, running throught the pitch-dark forest I felt the cold wind rushing over my body. How fast was I going? I hadn't felt this fast in a good while. I must have been going faster than my normal 40 when this happens. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not very fast. Most of the others in my pack are faster than me. But I am the strongest female...of course there are only two. Roxy and I. But anyway, I am tough. Tougher than most in this pack. The alpha we refer to as Dominic is surprised at my deal of strength, being a female and all. I am often praised for my great mind....

Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd آپ let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im lost so howww
Did this happen?
And آپ sit back just laughin
My دل left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres مزید to life than just a dream.
If آپ don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt مزید than you'd think.

Are آپ buying my trust?...

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, ویڈیوز and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i love my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones آپ see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they love their haters, and sometimes I think "if آپ love your haters, then why do آپ hate back?" seriously....

#1: JAWS:
Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.

A series starting with the stupidest moment is the شارک jumping on the boat.. mean WHAT!?
And ends with a شارک roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down سے طرف کی a شارک and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the کہا revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that was the sole purpose of killing Michael....

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, سب, سب سے اوپر Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines سب, سب سے اوپر Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...

So 2020 was… a year. Can’t argue with those claims. But hey… some pretty good games came out.
So despite the state of the nightmare dimension that we currently find ourselves in, one thing I can say is that when it came to releases this year, 2020 fucking killed it. Honestly, I was just going to make this a سب, سب سے اوپر ten, but there were just so many games I wanted to talk about this year, and even still, I was upset that I had to cut some from the سب, سب سے اوپر twenty. Like Hades, Animal Crossing, Ori, Spider-Man, Resident Evil 3, so many other games to talk about. This was like my busiest سال for gaming...

EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract آپ as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) آپ just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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Song: link


In the first CHiPs پرستار fic, the Canterlot Highway Patrol dealt with ponies stealing cars. Now they're going to deal with robbers.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Larry Wilcox as Jon Baker
And Erik Estrada as Frank Poncherello in...

Jon & Frank: *On their police motorcycles, riding on the highway*
Frank: I can't wait to get my brand new Camaro partner.
Jon: I can't wait either. You've been talking about it so much, I think that everyone we chase drive's one of those, and I mess up our reports. *Turns right*

They were about to...

So Inside was a pretty critically acclaimed game that is pretty recent. Not as حالیہ as some indie games I’ve discussed but I’d say it’s fresh in some people’s minds. But the creator of Inside, Playdead, is no stranger to mass critical acclaim. I think this is a game I’ve been waiting to play and discuss for a while, so allow me to introduce آپ all to Limbo



I was tempted on saving Limbo for Corner of Horror instead of In-Indie, but I decided against it since, while atmospheric and pretty creepy at times, it’s not what I would consider a horror game. It’s as much a horror...

1. Dial a random number and confuse the person who جوابات سے طرف کی saying things like;
"Why did آپ call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up random statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a random مضمون like this.

4. At walmart یا somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, یا a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off آپ aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so آپ aren't the one stressed on birth control , آپ do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 منٹ tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell آپ at what گھنٹہ to be ہوم when آپ in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than ہوم as a teenager cause your parents...

Hi! :)
Here are the سب, سب سے اوپر ten to impress the guy آپ like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what آپ want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its مزید important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my دوستوں heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she کہا thanks...

When you're happy and آپ know it bomb Iraq
If آپ cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If آپ never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If آپ think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...