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posted by youknowit101
(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If آپ don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of آپ probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green دن is one of my پسندیدہ bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon کہا what he کہا about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the شائقین on both sides...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a مزید suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if آپ can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did آپ hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers آپ can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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1: آپ cant have a little meat on your bones without being called "fat".
2: Boys cant be handsome unless they have "Abs".
3: The only acceptable size in clothes is "0/xs"
4: No one cares how much of a great person آپ are if your not "Hot" no one will like you.
5: No one cares about inner beauty anymore.
6:If آپ have pimples your intently called "dirty" یا people say آپ don't wash well enough.
7: آپ have to be مقبول to be liked.
8:Electronics are far مزید important then reading/writing/playing with friends/spending time with family.
9:You MUST be تصاویر hoped to be "perfect ".
10: If your smart your a "nerd".
11: آپ cant love yourself unless people love you.

Isent this just sad? ......I hope آپ all know all of these are بیل SHIT !!!!. Don't let the "media" get to you. We all have beauty in us no matter what!.
Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first kiss would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy آپ meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give آپ his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just سے طرف کی wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this آپ are on a تاریخ with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to kiss and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and آپ turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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My friend گیا کیا پوسٹ these on her bebo page a while پہلے so I thought I'd share them with آپ :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by koalagirl9
ارے babe sittin there
آپ dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at آپ and آپ butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
آپ got it shaving in the شاور
i watched آپ threw the window for مزید then a hour
i saw آپ fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now آپ saw me just my hat.
Now آپ hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk آپ anyway.
I see آپ with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now آپ both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i چھری and stab آپ to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for آپ so run away.
posted by Princess_seki
    You may fall from the sky, آپ may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Do آپ believe in love at first sight, یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my لائبریری card. Why? Because I am totally checking آپ out!!    

If a fat man puts آپ in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted آپ for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel...
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There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one دن he he cme back to school it looked like a normal دن but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal دن but when the گھنٹی, بیل rang for clas he got a 44 آگ کے, آگ arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so آپ let that be a lesson for آپ if آپ had not teased him he would have been fine who knows آپ could have even saved his life.

Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
posted by SymmaGirl2
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go Google It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little ڈرمر Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if آپ do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.



6 Ways On How To Deal With شارک Attacks:

More than 99% of شارک attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if آپ are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

Make sure that there...
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posted by God_of_the_Dead
So, this isn't a guide on how to cure depression. As they say, if آپ can't produce your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine. If آپ need medication and a therapist, there is no shame in that. Some of these might help, though, so give them a try.

Every few months یا so, just sit down, relax, light some incense, and clear your mind. Comfortable?? Good, now take a pen (fountain pens work best) and write down all of the things آپ are grateful for. the world is wonderful and full of all kinds of happy things. Maybe you're grateful for your parents, maybe آپ have a toy آپ like. Maybe...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Steal Edwards آئی پوڈ, ipod and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.

2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.

3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.

4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.

5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.

6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.

7.Sell Edwards piano.

8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.

9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.

10.Pretend that آپ can see the future and that آپ can read minds, when Edward یا Alice say that they can laugh at them.

11.Call Edward a stalker.

12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.

13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will آپ marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no مزید مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and آپ have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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Image by: crystalfalls on deviantart
I keep ranting and raving about how great Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal are so I may as well make an مضمون on them. I mean everyone likes new موسیقی right? یا maybe آپ already like Symphonic Metal and Folk Metal and just want to read مزید about it. Either which way, I present to آپ an مضمون about Symphonic and Folk Metal.

What is Symphonic Metal?

Well, naturally it is one of the many raindrops under the metal umbrella. It combines elements of classical موسیقی with orchestral music, Gothic music, opera, and of course metal music. Sometimes it can actually include the folk/Celtic elements....
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posted by ivoryphills
I am a teenage girl.
The world I was brought to when I had hit the big "1-3" are supposed to be the best years of my life, right? Why am I fed this lie? Everywhere I turn, there is nothing but torture and conflict with no solution. I am expected to be a kid- do your chores, mind your authority- and yet, I have to be an adult- care for your younger siblings, finish this task سے طرف کی Friday. Why must I obey like a child without all of the benefits of a childhood, and why must I take my responsibilities like an adult without all of the freedom like an adult? Worse yet, as I am a teenage girl/woman/whatever...
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1.the power to turn invisible when no ones looking
2.power to see through opened doors
3.power to give someone a orgasm سے طرف کی looking at em
4.power to turn into a bug but not turn back
5.power to teleport 1 inch
6.power to open unlocked doors with your mind
7.power to run into walls out of control
8.power to remove your brain but not put it back
9.power to crap chairs
10.power to say things twice
11.power to talk backwords
12.power to make wrong جوابات on سوالات n tests
13.power to see a brick infront of your face when there is none
14.power to laugh at a banana
15.power to make a monkey pee on you

thank آپ for reading....there will be more....i did not think of most of these....i کہا all i wanted now bye n hope u get this powers.....

P.s. Could آپ پرستار this if u like it...theres a green button somewhere near the begining please i need at least one of my مضامین to be somewhere at the top.....thanks anyway u پرستار it یا not
This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

By this point آپ need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit آپ in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!

Hi! Today i'm going to tell آپ facts about strawberries. I hope آپ find these very interesting. Well,lets get started!!!!! :D

Did آپ know?

There is a legend that strawberries were named in the nineteenth-century سے طرف کی English children who picked the fruit, strung them on گھاس straws and sold them as "Straws of berries". Another theory is the name was derived from the nineteenth-century practice (ands still today, although most farms use raised beds, enclosed in plastic) of placing straw around the growing berry plants to protect the ripening fruit. But the most widely held view is that the...
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Ok I noticed a lot of مضامین about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me مککا, عجیب الخلقت themselves. Well here's some random useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe یا something is ok, but think about what we can't call آپ سے طرف کی your friends.

2) if we're your best دوستوں and آپ go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if آپ go out with another tomboy یا skater یا emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want آپ مزید than آپ know.

4) we don't...
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