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List by akatsuki_lover9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ways to Annoy:
1.say a random word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a food they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy اگلے to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as آپ can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and come out with ketchup all over آپ and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem آپ can't solve, rock back and forth in your نشست saying in a weird voice "popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers."
10.call everyone آپ meet an "American idiot"
11.in class raise your hand and say "the answer is cheesedoodles." in a stupid voice.
12.walk up to a stranger and poke their nose as hard as آپ can without actually harming them and say "i boop آپ nose."
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Opinion by DramaQueen1020 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (no... not really, usually)

11) I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

12) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

13) I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
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Opinion by DramaQueen1020 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I'm a drama queen
There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming random stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever آپ want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, یا a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything آپ say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger یا آپ can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if آپ think you'll die of boredom. Another thing to do is say 'OMG' a lot. Not 'Oh my God', but literally, 'O-M-G'. If someone calls آپ crazy, tell them they're just jealous because the voices talk to you.

2) The obsession.
Lots of dramatic people have an obsession. If آپ really love horses, talk non-stop about horses. Detail all the little things آپ love about them. If someone says 'I don't like horses' (I don't know why someone wouldn't like horses) majorly freak out, and go into a half گھنٹہ speech why horses are amazing and whoever doesn't like horses is...
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Fan fiction by akatsuki_lover9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Lifty and Shifty
Chapter 2
it was the دن flippy had to go to the hunger games. He was in his hummer driving to the capital. It was a long way away but he was going to make it there in time. When he got there he was impressed. This was obviously a rich city. Tall buildings, fancy clothing, bright colors everywhere. “All this fancy stuff for a competition?” he thought as he parked in a spot at the building he was told to go to. He walked inside into a room where he saw lots of other people going to. When he got there he was shocked, but not disappointed. Lots of other people were standing in a circle. He took his place in between a brown haired girl and a blonde haired boy. He looked around and realized, he recognized almost all of these people. Shifty and Lifty, their green raccoon marking obvious now. Lumpy, his antlers and blue hair clearly visible. Flaky, her porcupine quills sharp and her face worried. the mole, his light purple فر, سمور and dark purple turtleneck. Giggles, the گلابی chipmunk کی, چاپمنک with a bow on her head. The فہرست could go on. He was competing with people he knew, except the people he was standing in between and a blue گلہری, جائے وقوع with a red mask. Everyone but cub was here, even...
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Fan fiction by akatsuki_lover9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal دن for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It کہا on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, آپ have been chosen to compete in the Hunger Games. There are many مزید tributes like you, آپ may have ally’s but there will only be one winner. Come to the capital city tomorrow afternoon. We gave آپ a map in case آپ don't know the area.” flippy pulled out a map deeper in the envelope. He could drive there. It's just a competition. Tomorrow afternoon. He would go. He put the letter in his pocket for later. “maybe it'll be fun.” he thought. “the name sounds cool, I know that much.” whatever was in store for flippy, he was up for it.
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Article by koalagirl9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're شرٹ, قمیض looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them آپ love them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch یا stumach
step 8.Say i love آپ again
step 9:walk around them in circles singing my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say آپ hate them
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Opinion by DramaQueen1020 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her ہوم because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who were the only loving family I had.
I am the boy who desperately wants to tell the world he's gay, but is afraid of getting hurt سے طرف کی the school bullies.
I am not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
We are the couple who had the relater hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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( PLEASE note that i dont dislike these people i just find the stuff they do Annoying please dont take any offence to any of these if one of them is you)
1) People who wear size 5 shoes.
2) People who make a stupid face when they don't understand something, and who consequently are making a stupid face all the time.
3) The people who got picked first for sports teams in elementary school.
4) People with annoying voices.
5) People who wear so much perfume that there is an actual visible بادل of it all around them.
6) People who constantly drive at 70 km/h, whether the actual speed is 50 یا 100.
7) People who دکھائیں up wanting to buy cigarettes from Rob.(If آپ don't know, don't ask.)
8) Telemarketers
9) Vaccuum cleaner salesmen.
10) Rabid Christian Vegetarians
11) People who look over at your meal and then, just as آپ are lifting your fork to your mouth, say in an irritating tone of voice, "Oh, you're not going to eat THAT, are you?"
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Fan fiction by akatsuki_lover9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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flippy burying firestar
it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan cats are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even مزید fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with آپ here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the دن the clan cats had to make their decision. Excitement fizzed beneath scourge's pelt as he led his clan to the spot they had met the clans before. It took a while but all four leaders showed up with cats from their clans behind them. I already knew their choice but I let them speak. “we won't let آپ have the forest. It's been ours since the beginning of the clans.” firestar growled. “we'll fight if we have to.” I thrust my muzzle into firestars face. “oh you'll get a fight.” I growled. Then I drew away and yowled. “bloodclan attack!” the clearing exploded into yowls and hisses. Scourge leaped at firestar. They rolled on the...
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Article by taini posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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when a girl is quiet a million things are running thru her mind.
when a girl is not arguing she is thinking deeply.
when a girl looks at آپ with wondering eyes she is wondering how long آپ will be around.
when a girl says 'im fine' after a few سیکنڈ she is not okay.
when a girl stares at آپ she is wondering why you're lying.
when a girl rests her head on your chest she wants آپ to be her's forever.
when a girl wants to see آپ everyday she wants to be pampered.
when a girl says 'i love you' she means it.
when a girl says 'i miss you' no one misses آپ more.
life only comes around once so make sure آپ spend i with the right person.

find a guy who calls آپ beautiful instead of hot, who calls آپ back when آپ hang up.
the guy who will stay awake just to warch آپ sleep
wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
who wants to دکھائیں آپ off to the world even when you're in sweats.
the one who holds your hand infront of his دوستوں and is constantly reminding آپ how much he cares about آپ and is lucky to have you.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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of the sympathetic "stick it out and be tough"

I abhor the person who کہا the line
"don't worry honey everything'll be fine"

Beware to the person who comes my way
saying "tomorrow will be a better day"

I wish I could meet the person who made
that all around classic "don't be afraid"

Can آپ understand what these lines do!
nothing, that's my point of view

People get sick of the same old stuff
not everyone is your definition of "tough"

These lines are a way to justify means
that we've done our part as human beings

Some people think "oh they're fine"
after the end of your clever little line

but do آپ understand the turmoil and strife
that may be poisoning this persons' life!

They dig for understanding like a heartbroken miner
and all آپ can give is a sorry one liner

We all must do our part
in helping people gain a new start
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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The moment آپ took your life
I felt mine ended too.
If I could only turn back time
there’s so much I would undo.

I didn’t see the warning signs.
آپ held them deep inside.
Struggles آپ were going through
آپ did so well to hide.

I’m left with guilt and sorrow,
and confusion as to why
آپ didn’t tell me of your pain
and felt آپ had to die.

The Sadness of the sight was just to much to bare
And now its me lying here
Cold,Crimson and Dead

آپ will never know how I feel inside,
The pain that still resides,
Happiness was once in my life,
Those days have long since ceased.


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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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آپ were all part of my life,
In the beginning آپ were always there helping me along, inch سے طرف کی inch.
But that thread we had has finally snapped.
I could have ignored آپ without a سیکنڈ thought, no worries, not a flinch.

But, I played along.
I sang my own desperate song of how one دن آپ would understand.
But آپ never did.
Never tried to comfort me یا hold my hand.
آپ all ignored it even though deep inside, آپ know I WAS NOT MYSELF
I no longer laughed,
But replaced that smile with a disturbed frown.
I no longer had fun with you,
This replaced سے طرف کی the constant thought of how to drown.

And yet, آپ were not there.
It was like آپ didn't even notice,
Like I was no longer important,
آپ JUST DIDN'T CARE!
And STILL, آپ did not acknowledge me, and this I could see.
آپ were unaware of the problems that slowly, one سے طرف کی one, took my life from me.

I have no life now,
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Opinion by Bond_Of_Fury posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting آگ کے, آگ with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a فہرست about boys, سے طرف کی a boy.


Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a سوال I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are آپ expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on you? Break up with you, just so he could start a thing with that girl he just so happened to notice? That only says something about your own insecurity, and آپ should really learn to assume a stronger posture. No offense to anyone without a boyfriend, یا just doesn't care much.

"Getting your way is easy, but only when we think you're nagging."
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Guide by CuteBlossom123 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1) آپ guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want آپ دکھانا us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way آپ can tell a girl likes آپ is when she's out of words when آپ talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks آپ if آپ like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't and we mean PLEASE don't flirt with other girls. It makes that girl feel unloved.

8) If آپ ask a girl out and she says "I don't know, maybe..." it means she's just shy to say yes, so give her a couple of days to get the confidence to answer. Don't keep bugging her about it, it only makes her says no.
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Article by 16falloutboy posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw آپ to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I love you
آپ say do آپ mean it?
I say yes I do
I love آپ
مزید than anything in the world
آپ love me for who I am
Not for my looks یا body
Just me
If آپ never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
آپ found me and took me in
آپ cared for me and treated me like a person
Later I got kidnapped سے طرف کی Devin
آپ saved me once again
I fell in love with you
آپ are the light which fills my heart
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List by koalagirl9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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10. Tell a random person آپ love them
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big یا for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how آپ look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat food before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs
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Fan fiction by akatsuki_lover9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Chapter 2
I had just finished introducing flippy to brick and bone. Their expressions were blank. “he seems pretty weak scourge.” bone meowed. “he almost killed scourge! How is that weak?!” brick argued. “why exactly did he do that?” bone asked, glaring at flippy. Flippy sighed. “I'll tell آپ why, but it's a long story.” brick and bone exchanged a glance. “go on.”bone mewed. “it all started one fateful day, I was called out to serve in a war.” flippy began. “it turned out, two of my دوستوں were called to serve too. The دن we got there I knew it wouldn't be easy. We were up against a whole army of blue tigers. I sent out one of my friends, sneaky, a frog. He killed one of the solders. My other friend attacked too. He gave a solder a bomb shaped like an apple. Then I attacked. I fought the general of the solders. I had a hidden knife, I threw something at him but it turned out to be the food I was hiding it in. my friend with the bombs thew a bomb at the general. He reflected it. I was trying to save sneaky who was stabbed in the chest. When I finally pulled the چھری out it sliced my other friend. He dropped the bomb and the whole place...
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Fan fiction by akatsuki_lover9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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The death combo
chapter 1

It was just a normal دن for Scourge. Taking care of Bloodclan. “i think I'll go hunt” mewed scourge. He walked in twolegplace, searching for something edible. When he was about to give up he saw it, a plump گلہری, جائے وقوع on an empty thunderpath. He stalked it slowly. Right before he could pounce the a shadow fell on the گلہری, جائے وقوع and it ran away. Scourge turned over to the one who cast the shadow. 'hey you, I was about to catch that!” but when scourge saw the one who did it he froze. It was no cat who scared off his prey. It was a strange creature. A cat sized green برداشت, ریچھ who walked on two legs and wore an army hat and jacket. He also held a چھری in his hand.


His yellow eyes gazed into scourge's. Scourge knew he had to fight. He leaped at the برداشت, ریچھ and cut his cheek. The برداشت, ریچھ yelled and swiped his چھری at scourge. Pain seared in scourge's flank. Scourge growled and swiped at the bears face. He sliced his nose. The برداشت, ریچھ ran at scourge, yelling furiously. Scourge ran, knowing he couldn't beat it head on. The برداشت, ریچھ was gaining on him. Scourge ran faster until his legs ached. Scourge felt the چھری cut the...
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List by spongefan612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Hello there. Here is a فہرست about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D

1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down

Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:

2. Never play with your lightsaber

Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!

3. Never get distracted during the battle

Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D

4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber

Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*

5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something آپ should do, making it 9 آپ shouldn't)

Opponent: No sense in beating a dead horse یا human, but this is fun! *you can hear light saber going through flesh*

6. Don't fight in slow-mo while the opponent is battling in a normal pace
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List by akatsuki_lover9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Doggone it- 1. He rips Cub's lower half into pieces because Pop left Cub in a room with Whistle, whistling as he leaves. stupid choice Pop.

2.Giggles is playing with Whistle and a bird is whistling. this makes Whistle go psycho and rip all the skin off of Giggles' body except for her head. why bird, why did آپ whistle?

3.Whistle mauls The تل, مول after Mime blows a whistle to warn The تل, مول that he's about to hit Whistle. not very smart Mime.

4.Whistle mauls Disco برداشت, ریچھ when Mime blows his whistle AGAIN to warn him about The mole's car coming towards him. Disco برداشت, ریچھ would've died a less painful death if Mime hadn't blown the whistle.

Chore loser-1.Whistle rips all the skin off Cub's arm then is ripped to shreds سے طرف کی Whistle. poor Cub, lolz

2.there is a scene at the end where Whistle is about to attack Pop. this may یا may not have killed him.
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Opinion by polarwagon15 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

کتیا, کتيا please

Y U NO

U mad?

Trolololololo

True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with

YOLO

Pie

X people are Y (youtube)

First

X people missed the like button(youtube again)

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Guide by wisegirl778 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least پسندیدہ teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your دوستوں and go to the mall یا something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your آئی پوڈ, ipod and lay on your بستر listening to every song on it.
9: Look up random people in your yearbook and if آپ know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling
11: Go camping!
12: Get caught up on your summer reading فہرست who knows آپ might just find something آپ really like.
13: ride your bike around town
14: Go get icecream with your friends
15: Have a گیراج sale you'll clean out your room and make some extra cash in the process.
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Opinion by hgfan5602 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Together, at last,
We sing in unison,
As the eagles zoom past us,
Symbolizing true freedom now.

We are together,
Not just our country,
But all the countries of the universe,
Syria, China, Germany,
Russia, Canada, Brazil,
And, of course, the United States.

I have never experienced
Such an amazing feeling
In my whole life,
As the soldiers of the universe
March past,
We are in utmost glory.

The unity of the universe,
We behold right now.
Never again, we shall quarrel,
Fighting with our steel rifles.

We will be free,
Not just blacks,
But all of us,
Together, at last.

We will be equal,
Women and men,
And we shall work together,
For equality
Is what truly brings us all together.

There will not be discrimination,
Each and every one of us
Shall be treated the same,
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Article by akatsuki_lover9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Chapter 2



Dawn light was streaming into the cave. Flamingleap had just woken up to watch the sun rise. He sniffed the air hoping for it to be warm. Instead ice crystals stung his nostrils. He sighed. The tribe had been waiting for weeks for any sign of a thaw. Instead it seemed to get colder every day. Flamingleap heard the camp start to stir and he went out into the clearing of the cave. Thunderbolt, a male dragon with multiple shades of yellow, was picking dragons to hunt. “icyclaw.” thunderbolt flicked his tail towards a pure white male dragon. “you hunt near the edges of the mountains.” thunderbolt flicked his tail at a blue she dragon as icyclaw walked out of the cave. “Steadyriver, آپ will see if there are any مچھلی in the rivers and pools.” Steadyriver nodded and made her way out of the cave. “and lastly, whippingwind will hunt on the peaks of the mountain.” thunderbolt flicked his tail toward a gray male dragon with wide spreading wings. Whippingwind walked out of camp, head held high. “i hope they bring back something good.” Drippingice muttered. “i hevent eaten in a week and I have two hungry hatchlings to...
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