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Opinion by wildchild_rids1 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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most stupid سوالات ppl ask in most obvios situations

a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?

a frnd sees me At the فلمیں and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets آپ did'nt know ?

i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding

A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were آپ sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs

(my پسندیدہ )

A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r آپ ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!


hope u like it dont forget to تبصرہ

Fan fiction by Face_of_Music posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This is a random book I was writing about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and کہا I could write a book یا something. This is the first chapter, so I'd love it if آپ could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things آپ liked, things that didn't make sense, wether I should continue writing, یا my writing life is a complete fail and I should give it up..... Well, tell me what آپ think! :) thx!:

Another normal day, at least I thought. My name is April Lewis. This is my story. My “I wish it was a nightmare. Dear God, SAVE ME!” moment. But it wasn’t..........

I woke up at dawn to get ready for the hell that they called “school.” I showered and brushed my teeth, then got dressed, as if I knew nothing would happen. But I did. A gut feeling, آپ might say. I...
Article by flippy_fan210 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if آپ say Vietnam he'll stab آپ with a fork
if آپ say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
آپ can't stop him no matter what
if آپ call for help he'll stab آپ in the butt.
Never run because آپ know he'll catch you
he might torture یا just plain kill you.
Run for cover, مزید like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if آپ run یا cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
آپ better pray to god that آپ don't blow his top.
He might rip آپ to pieces یا snap you're neck
if he's flipping out run like heck.
آپ better hope he's in a good mood
cause if he ain't you'll be his food.
With razor sharp teeth and glowing yellow eyes
he'll make آپ into french fries.
Article by spongefan612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This is a poem I wrote :D

My beloved, let the leaves fall.
Yes! This leaf is beautiful. I shall treasure it.
Where are you? Oh, there آپ are.
If آپ love me back, let another leaf fall.
*another leaf falls*
Thank you.
*Dad comes in*
Ignore the cacophony of my father's shrieks, darling.
I love you.

LOL... What did I just write?

Derp. My writer's block has been cured!

I wrote this because leaves kept falling and then I did weird things x3
Opinion by tari-tari posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I dont feel like going on long rants so yeah

First off, I would like to point out that no one owns this club. So آپ can't go off acting like it. Sure there's a creator but he/she doesn't own it. آپ should all know who he is سے طرف کی now.

Why is this always misuse? Seriously. We have a دیوار and polls. Use it. It's stuff like this is what rapes most users updates. Who cares if it's a stupid question. آپ can always use sarcasm. آپ have no real rights to رپورٹ the user. If they're spamming thats when آپ can tell them off. آپ should know what to post and what's not. آپ can't always post anything آپ want. Everything have limits.

They trolled. رپورٹ them. Simple as that. It always depend on how آپ chose to deal with the troll not how the trolls act. One of the things I don't get is that why people always choose to pick a fight with a troll and got all surprised when they found out the troll have good grammar, it makes them look like the idiot. Also know the difference between an annoying users and a troll.
Article by Wanda5 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the جوابات (song عنوان and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice سے طرف کی Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick سے طرف کی boring brick سے طرف کی Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up سے طرف کی Taylor Swift

6. He woke up from dreaming and put on his shoes

7. Let me know that I've done wrong

8. She is everywhere I go,

9. Do آپ know what's worth fighting for?

10. Am I مزید than آپ bargained for yet

11. Well I was there on the دن they sold the cards for the queen.
Opinion by MrsPinkiePie posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I’m just putting it out there that the random پرستار club is for posting anything and everything hence the name the random پرستار club and those who don’t understand that should be removed from this club as the word random means being weird یا not normal just means to be different to be unique to be a thing for all things i always thought that the random پرستار club could be a MLP تبصرہ the below it a HP تبصرہ if no one understands this then the meaning of the random پرستار club lives no longer so i beg for آپ to see reason this club is for everyone to post everything and anything they want see reason it is a fact being random is a good thing but blocking out peoples randomness is not cool bros
Opinion by Invincible321 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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For all those who don't understand why people cut, this is for you. I get it. I completely understand. When you're depressed, آپ need an outlet. You're so empty and numb that آپ need to feel something, and since آپ refuse to feel happy, آپ cut yourself to feel pain. That sounds completely wrong, but, who knows? Maybe it really works. It becomes an addiction. آپ can't go with out feeling that pain. And everytime, آپ have to cut deeper and deeper to feel the same way. Feel the way that آپ strive for. Just feel anything. Soon enough, everything around آپ becomes a weapon of self-destruction. Razors, scissors, needles, pencils.... No, I have never personally cut myself and hopefully won't ever, but I know lots of people (people I actually know, and people I've met on here, Twitter, Tumblr...) who have. And it's all horror stories. Whenever my دوستوں bring up cutting, I have to stay quiet because I'm too afraid that if I say how I really feel, they'll think I cut. I don't really. My دوستوں think that they could never feel that horrible that they would need to bleed to feel better, but that's how almost ever case starts. They may not even end up having a real reason to be...
Fan fiction by koalagirl9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ارے babe sittin there
آپ dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at آپ and آپ butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
آپ got it shaving in the شاور
i watched آپ threw the window for مزید then a hour
i saw آپ fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now آپ saw me just my hat.
Now آپ hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk آپ anyway.
I see آپ with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now آپ both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i چھری and stab آپ to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for آپ so run away.
List by kitty190123 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Meet someone with MPD
2. Become scientist
3. Warn Abraham لنکن not to go to the theater
4. Wear a شرٹ, قمیض that says "Life" and hand out lemons
5. Go to Australia
6. Win a گینیز, گینز World Record
7. Walk in the Olympic Opening ceremony
8. Work at Disney in the summer
9. Meet Roshon Fegan
10. Win the lottery
11. Eat a weird food
12. Go on a cruise
13. Make a viral video
14. Voice an animated character
15. Find a cure for cancer
16. Swim with Winter the Dolphin

The following is stuff I'm writing just because my مضمون isn't long enough.
Guide by OmegaLeader posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

آپ call your victim and آپ want to confuse them. No laughing یا anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my دوستوں do this a lot.

آپ call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do آپ want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is آپ who is calling me. Ok, so what did آپ need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. آپ called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! آپ are the one who called me! Now i ask one مزید time who are آپ and why did آپ call my at this time of day/night?
Person: What???? Okay I'm going to hang up now. Bye.
You: Ok bye.

(Call same person again)

Person: Hello?
You: Hello? Who is this?
Person: Who are you? (or he might say ITS آپ AGAIN)
You: Oh My Gosh stop calling me!
Person: No, آپ stop calling ME! I did not call you.
Article by Kat_Penguin posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This is just a poem about what has happened to me throughout my life up to this very moment.

When I was young, I lived in a lifeless home.
A gloomy haze was my world.
"Sunshine dosen't exist here" is what my sister would say,
When I asked "Sissy, when will the clouds go away?"
Locking myself in my room.
Desperate to escape the misery.
Drawing creatures that I called 'Friends'.
Then came that awful night.
When a stranger took my tiny brother's life.
Refusing to speak to anyone now,
My eyes filled with tears, my دل felt dead.

'I'm finally in sixth grade!' I thought to myself.
Here, in this school, the halls were decorated with joy.
I smiled, this place felt safe.
"Hey look! Its the freak!" a mocking voice sounded towards me.
I look down at the ground, silent as ever.

I hate my family, I hate this world.
Article by IcePhoniex posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe آپ 3 cans of your پسندیدہ soda.
2. آپ find a four leaf clover

3. آپ are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. آپ get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I love you.

6. آپ find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 مزید people followed آپ on twitter

9. آپ meet your fav celebrity.

10. آپ get a new car.

Yep! 10 things that دکھائیں آپ have bad luck is coming soon!

10 things that دکھائیں آپ have bad luck is coming soon!
Opinion by IcePhoniex posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Ruin there پسندیدہ dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with سوپ and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)

All made up سے طرف کی me. ^ ^
List by akatsuki_lover9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ways to Annoy:
1.say a random word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a food they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy اگلے to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as آپ can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and come out with ketchup all over آپ and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times. school if there's a problem آپ can't solve, rock back and forth in your نشست saying in a weird voice "popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers." everyone آپ meet an "American idiot" class raise your hand and say "the answer is cheesedoodles." in a stupid voice.
12.walk up to a stranger and poke their nose as hard as آپ can without actually harming them and say "i boop آپ nose."
Opinion by DramaQueen1020 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.

1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (no... not really, usually)

11) I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

12) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

13) I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
Opinion by DramaQueen1020 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I'm a drama queen
There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming random stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever آپ want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, یا a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything آپ say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger یا آپ can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if آپ think you'll die of boredom. Another thing to do is say 'OMG' a lot. Not 'Oh my God', but literally, 'O-M-G'. If someone calls آپ crazy, tell them they're just jealous because the voices talk to you.

2) The obsession.
Lots of dramatic people have an obsession. If آپ really love horses, talk non-stop about horses. Detail all the little things آپ love about them. If someone says 'I don't like horses' (I don't know why someone wouldn't like horses) majorly freak out, and go into a half گھنٹہ speech why horses are amazing and whoever doesn't like horses is...
Fan fiction by akatsuki_lover9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Lifty and Shifty
Chapter 2
it was the دن flippy had to go to the hunger games. He was in his hummer driving to the capital. It was a long way away but he was going to make it there in time. When he got there he was impressed. This was obviously a rich city. Tall buildings, fancy clothing, bright colors everywhere. “All this fancy stuff for a competition?” he thought as he parked in a spot at the building he was told to go to. He walked inside into a room where he saw lots of other people going to. When he got there he was shocked, but not disappointed. Lots of other people were standing in a circle. He took his place in between a brown haired girl and a blonde haired boy. He looked around and realized, he recognized almost all of these people. Shifty and Lifty, their green raccoon marking obvious now. Lumpy, his antlers and blue hair clearly visible. Flaky, her porcupine quills sharp and her face worried. the mole, his light purple فر, سمور and dark purple turtleneck. Giggles, the گلابی chipmunk کی, چاپمنک with a bow on her head. The فہرست could go on. He was competing with people he knew, except the people he was standing in between and a blue گلہری, جائے وقوع with a red mask. Everyone but cub was here, even...
Fan fiction by akatsuki_lover9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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chapter 1
It was a normal دن for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It کہا on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, آپ have been chosen to compete in the Hunger Games. There are many مزید tributes like you, آپ may have ally’s but there will only be one winner. Come to the capital city tomorrow afternoon. We gave آپ a map in case آپ don't know the area.” flippy pulled out a map deeper in the envelope. He could drive there. It's just a competition. Tomorrow afternoon. He would go. He put the letter in his pocket for later. “maybe it'll be fun.” he thought. “the name sounds cool, I know that much.” whatever was in store for flippy, he was up for it.
Article by koalagirl9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're شرٹ, قمیض looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them آپ love them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch یا stumach
step 8.Say i love آپ again
step 9:walk around them in circles singing my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say آپ hate them
Opinion by DramaQueen1020 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her ہوم because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who were the only loving family I had.
I am the boy who desperately wants to tell the world he's gay, but is afraid of getting hurt سے طرف کی the school bullies.
I am not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
We are the couple who had the relater hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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( PLEASE note that i dont dislike these people i just find the stuff they do Annoying please dont take any offence to any of these if one of them is you)
1) People who wear size 5 shoes.
2) People who make a stupid face when they don't understand something, and who consequently are making a stupid face all the time.
3) The people who got picked first for sports teams in elementary school.
4) People with annoying voices.
5) People who wear so much perfume that there is an actual visible بادل of it all around them.
6) People who constantly drive at 70 km/h, whether the actual speed is 50 یا 100.
7) People who دکھائیں up wanting to buy cigarettes from Rob.(If آپ don't know, don't ask.)
8) Telemarketers
9) Vaccuum cleaner salesmen.
10) Rabid Christian Vegetarians
11) People who look over at your meal and then, just as آپ are lifting your fork to your mouth, say in an irritating tone of voice, "Oh, you're not going to eat THAT, are you?"
Fan fiction by akatsuki_lover9 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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flippy burying firestar
it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan cats are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even مزید fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with آپ here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the دن the clan cats had to make their decision. Excitement fizzed beneath scourge's pelt as he led his clan to the spot they had met the clans before. It took a while but all four leaders showed up with cats from their clans behind them. I already knew their choice but I let them speak. “we won't let آپ have the forest. It's been ours since the beginning of the clans.” firestar growled. “we'll fight if we have to.” I thrust my muzzle into firestars face. “oh you'll get a fight.” I growled. Then I drew away and yowled. “bloodclan attack!” the clearing exploded into yowls and hisses. Scourge leaped at firestar. They rolled on the...
Article by taini posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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when a girl is quiet a million things are running thru her mind.
when a girl is not arguing she is thinking deeply.
when a girl looks at آپ with wondering eyes she is wondering how long آپ will be around.
when a girl says 'im fine' after a few سیکنڈ she is not okay.
when a girl stares at آپ she is wondering why you're lying.
when a girl rests her head on your chest she wants آپ to be her's forever.
when a girl wants to see آپ everyday she wants to be pampered.
when a girl says 'i love you' she means it.
when a girl says 'i miss you' no one misses آپ more.
life only comes around once so make sure آپ spend i with the right person.

find a guy who calls آپ beautiful instead of hot, who calls آپ back when آپ hang up.
the guy who will stay awake just to warch آپ sleep
wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
who wants to دکھائیں آپ off to the world even when you're in sweats.
the one who holds your hand infront of his دوستوں and is constantly reminding آپ how much he cares about آپ and is lucky to have you.
Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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of the sympathetic "stick it out and be tough"

I abhor the person who کہا the line
"don't worry honey everything'll be fine"

Beware to the person who comes my way
saying "tomorrow will be a better day"

I wish I could meet the person who made
that all around classic "don't be afraid"

Can آپ understand what these lines do!
nothing, that's my point of view

People get sick of the same old stuff
not everyone is your definition of "tough"

These lines are a way to justify means
that we've done our part as human beings

Some people think "oh they're fine"
after the end of your clever little line

but do آپ understand the turmoil and strife
that may be poisoning this persons' life!

They dig for understanding like a heartbroken miner
and all آپ can give is a sorry one liner

We all must do our part
in helping people gain a new start